DREAMCRY

I had a dream where I cried my eyes out. And when I woke up, my eyes were wet.

I have 10,000 music videos to make and I'm literally freaking out

It's true. That's no exaggeration, folks.

In addition to revamping this blog HQ today, the first day after Easter (AMEN), I want to remind you that I am constantly striving to make my tumblie, shrimp-kardashian.tumblr, an enjoyable and worthwhile content destination. For example, take this beautiful photo of my dog Frank wearing Easter Bunny ears. Amazing.

This is How You Do #HASHTAGS

The internal debate, the food monologue (soliloquy?) rages on...