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I'm a big fan of crows (the bird). Big crow guy.

2 RANDOM THOUGHTZ

• The Walking Dead is back and so is my constant "is this the season I stop watching?" mantra (I will never stop watching)
• The NBA is also back (tomorrow) and I cannot decide if I should get the Knicks league pass ($120 seems like $20-60 too much $)

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Just followed my entire fantasy basketball team on Twitter 💯

THIS IS MY FANTASY BASKETBALL TEAM! LOL I PLAY FANTASY BASKETBALL NOW? SURE WHY NOT. PLEASE NOTE: THIS WAS ON AUTO-DRAFT UNTIL MY BEAUTIFUL REACH PICK OF JOEL EMBID. BUT, THAT SAID, I AM SUPER PLEASED WITH MY FIRST 2 PICKS OF PAUL GEORGE AND BOOGIE COUSINS.

Uh… Hey, Jets? Maybe start giving Matt Forte the workhorse bulk he deserves and you need?!?
Without doing any scientific math, I can safely say that the New York Football Jets performance as team is directly related to how many fantasy points my boi Mr. Matt Forte nets. So get your shit together NYJ!

Njjj

Thinking about doing a free fantasy basketball league this year. I was in a random one a few years ago and it was kinda fun. Also, sports-related note: my fairly large bet on the Seahawks-Cardinals game (I bet the Seattle ML +105) was no-action'd because of the tie, which was a pleasant surprise.

NOW THAT MY VAYKAYE IS OVAH YALLZ CAN EXPECT SOME MORE OF THAT PATENTED JEFF CONTENT YOUVE COME 2 KNOW & LOVE

FOR EXAMPLE: I PLAN TO BUY DRAINO AT NOON TODAY SO I WILL LIVEBLOG / VIDEO THIS LIFE EXPERIENCE 

STAY TUNED

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