• 𝒲𝑒𝓁𝒸𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝓂𝓎 𝓌𝑒𝒷𝓈𝒾𝓉𝑒! 𝒲𝑜𝓌 𝓁𝑜𝑜𝓀 𝒶𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓉𝑒𝓍𝓉 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓌𝒶𝓎 𝑜𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓉𝑜𝓅 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓅𝒶𝑔𝑒, 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉'𝓈 𝒾𝓉 𝒹𝑜𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒? 𝐼 𝒷𝑒𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉'𝓈 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓎𝑜𝓊'𝓇𝑒 𝓌𝑜𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔. 𝐼𝒻 𝓎𝑜𝓊'𝓇𝑒 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝓌𝑜𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓃 𝓂𝒶𝓎𝒷𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊'𝓇𝑒 𝓌𝑜𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝑔𝑜𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝑜 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓁𝓊𝓃𝒸𝒽; 𝐼 𝑜𝒻𝓉𝑒𝓃 𝓌𝑜𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓇 𝒶𝒷𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉. 𝒜𝓃𝓎𝒽𝑜𝓌, 𝒾𝒻 𝓎𝑜𝓊'𝓇𝑒 𝓈𝓉𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝒹𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓉𝑒𝓍𝓉 𝓈𝒸𝓇𝑜𝓁𝓁, 𝓁𝑒𝓉 𝓂𝑒 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝓈𝒶𝓎 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝒾𝓉'𝓈 𝒶 𝓅𝓁𝑒𝒶𝓈𝓊𝓇𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒸𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓋𝒾𝓈𝒾𝓉 𝓂𝓎 𝓌𝑒𝒷𝓅𝒶𝑔𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝐼 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎 𝒽𝑜𝓅𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒻𝑜𝓁𝓁𝑜𝓌 𝒶𝓁𝑜𝓃𝑔 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓂𝒶𝓎𝒷𝑒 𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓃 𝒷𝑜𝑜𝓀𝓂𝒶𝓇𝓀 𝒾𝓉 𝓈𝑜 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒸𝒶𝓃 𝓋𝒾𝓈𝒾𝓉 𝒾𝓉 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝑒𝒶𝓈𝑒 𝒾𝓃𝓈𝒾𝒹𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓌𝑒𝒷 𝒷𝓇𝑜𝓌𝓈𝑒𝓇 𝑜𝒻 𝒸𝒽𝑜𝒾𝒸𝑒. 𝐼 𝒶𝓂 𝒶𝓁𝓈𝑜 𝒻𝒶𝒾𝓇𝓁𝓎 𝒶𝒸𝓉𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝑜𝓃 𝒶 𝒽𝑜𝓈𝓉 𝑜𝒻 𝓈𝑜𝒸𝒾𝒶𝓁 𝓂𝑒𝒹𝒾𝒶 𝓅𝓁𝒶𝓉𝒻𝑜𝓇𝓂𝓈 𝓈𝑜 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒸𝒶𝓃 𝒻𝒾𝓃𝒹 𝓂𝑒 𝑜𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒, 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒, 𝒻𝑜𝓁𝓁𝑜𝓌, 𝓈𝓊𝒷𝓈𝒸𝓇𝒾𝒷𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝑔𝑒𝓃𝑒𝓇𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝒶 𝓁𝑜𝓉 𝑜𝒻 𝒻𝓊𝓃 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝒹𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒶𝓃𝒹, 𝒾𝒻 𝒾𝓉 𝓈𝓉𝓇𝒾𝓀𝑒𝓈 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝒻𝒶𝓃𝒸𝓎, *𝓈𝒽𝒶𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔* (𝓌𝒾𝓃𝓀-𝓌𝒾𝓃𝓀) 𝓂𝓎 𝓅𝑜𝓈𝓉𝓈. 𝒪𝒽, 𝒶𝓁𝓈𝑜, 𝐼 𝒻𝑜𝓇𝑔𝑜𝓉 𝓉𝑜 𝓂𝑒𝓃𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓂𝓎 𝓃𝒶𝓂𝑒'𝓈 𝒥𝑒𝒻𝒻 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝐼 𝓁𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝒾𝓃 𝒫𝒽𝒾𝓁𝒶𝒹𝑒𝓁𝓅𝒽𝒾𝒶 𝓃𝑜𝓌. 𝑀𝒶𝓎𝒷𝑒 𝐼'𝓁𝓁 𝓁𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝒾𝓃 𝒶 𝒹𝒾𝒻𝒻𝑒𝓇𝑒𝓃𝓉 𝓅𝒶𝓇𝓉 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓌𝑜𝓇𝓁𝒹 𝒾𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒻𝓊𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒, 𝒷𝓊𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉'𝓈 𝓌𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝐼 𝓁𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓃𝑜𝓌. 𝒪𝒦, 𝐼 𝒻𝑒𝑒𝓁 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝐼'𝓋𝑒 𝓉𝒶𝓀𝑒𝓃 𝓊𝓅 𝑒𝓃𝑜𝓊𝑔𝒽 𝑜𝒻 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓉𝒾𝓂𝑒 𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝑜𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓂𝒶𝓇𝓆𝓊𝑒𝑒𝑒... 𝒮𝑜 𝑔𝑒𝓉 𝓉𝑜 𝒸𝓁𝒾𝒸𝓀𝒾𝓃' 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓈𝒸𝓇𝑜𝓁𝓁𝒾𝓃'! 𝒞𝓁𝒾𝒸𝓀𝒾𝓃'... 𝒮𝒸𝓇𝑜𝓁𝓁𝒾𝓃'...𝒶𝒽, 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒷𝑒𝓈𝓉 𝓈𝓉𝓊𝒻𝒻 𝑜𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓉𝒽 𝒾𝓂𝑜. 𝒜 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝒹 𝓅𝓁𝒶𝒸𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓇𝓉 𝓂𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉 𝒷𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒹𝓇𝑜𝓅-𝒹𝑜𝓌𝓃 𝓂𝑒𝓃𝓊 𝒹𝒾𝓇𝑒𝒸𝓉𝓁𝓎 𝒷𝑒𝓁𝑜𝓌, 𝓌𝒽𝒾𝒸𝒽 𝒾𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓂𝑜𝓈𝓉 𝒸𝑜𝓂𝓅𝓇𝑒𝒽𝑒𝓃𝓈𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓉 𝑜𝒻 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒹𝓊𝓂𝒷 𝓅𝓇𝑜𝒿𝑒𝒸𝓉𝓈 𝐼'𝓋𝑒 𝓂𝒶𝒹𝑒 𝒾𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒶𝓇𝓉𝓈. 𝐻𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝒶 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝒹 𝒹𝒶𝓎. 𝒢𝑜𝒷 𝒷𝓁𝑒𝓈𝓈. 💨🤢 
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MOVIE ↑↓ REVIEWS DATABASE

I love movies! And I love working my bod on the gym stairmaster at home! That's why I created this movie review podcast, Watching Movies on My iPhone 6 Whilst Climbing the Gym Stairmaster now just called "Movie Reviews" or something like that IDFK, which currently airs at random times via Myspace the Podcast. When you see either a ↑or↓ that means that a film has been reassessed and has had its score raised or lowered (see subsequent Ep. # for reasoning). Beginning with Episode #185, I began to post short, single-paragraph, (mostly spoiler-free) IMDB reviews alongside each podcast review. See ➳'s in right-most column for links or just hover over to read the review in full (I am IMDB user ernestsavesxmas btw, and eventually hop to post corresponding text reviews to go alongside every audio review). If you see the 👨🏻‍🌾 emoji + XX.XX.XX in the date section that means I haven't yet recorded that review. Every episode is available to stream/download + is oftentimes released early via Bandcamp:



This is the reviews archive/database of 233 films (as of Ep. 196), ordered by review score. Scores in 🔵 text = Kidzone Movie Klassic reviews; Scores in 🔴 text = documentaries.

SCORE ▶️   DATEMOVIE TITLEYEAR
9.819#175.03.18.19Twin Peaks: The Return2017
9.801#159.
#175.		02.15.19Lost Highway1997
9.792#155.
#175.		02.03.19Mulholland Drive2001
9.776#154.
#175.		01.30.19Blue Velvet1986
9.655#109.02.21.18Come and See1985
9.159#161.
#175.		02.21.19Eraserhead1977
9.517 ↑#21.
#164.		04.23.15The Godfather1972
9.514#175.03.18.19Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me1992
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9.481#91.11.21.17Lady Bird2017
9.339#142.12.11.18Arrival2016
9.309#116.03.20.18Good Time2017
9.268#148.01.08.19The Favourite2018
9.255#167.03.07.19Hereditary2018
9.233##39.07.25.16The Lobster2015
9.228#101.01.23.18Phantom Thread2017
9.223#128.09.18.18Blade Runner 20492017
9.222#128.09.18.18Blade Runner1982
9.217#92.11.21.17Nathan for You: Finding Frances2017
9.211#92.05.28.19Under the Silver Lake2019
9.209#75.02.15.17Her2013
9.205#142.12.11.18Enemy2013
9.188#98.12.19.17Brigsby Bear2017
9.175 ↑#156.
#167.		02.05.19Roma2018
9.174#186.04.14.19An Elephant Sitting Still2019
9.169#140.12.05.18Troll 21990
9.162#132.10.23.18Beginners2011
9.147#170.03.07.19Suspiria2018
9.145#179.03.20.19Burning2018
9.140#28.04.28.15Shut Up and Play the Hits2012
9.139 ↑#145.
#171.		12.14.18Dogtooth2009
9.137#86.04.05.17O.J.: Made in America2016
9.119#125.07.31.18Sorry to Bother You2018
9.111#182.04.01.19Us2019
9.099 ↓#127.
#167.		09.12.18Eighth Grade2018
9.073#165.02.28.19Wildlife2018
9.065#115.03.20.18Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri2017
9.033#108.02.14.18A Ghost Story2017
9.029#188.04.29.19The Witch2016
9.011#121.03.28.18The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo2011
9.009#114.03.16.18Take Shelter2011
8.969#126.08.05.18The King of Comedy1982
8.931#167.03.07.19First Reformed2018
8.922#12.04.12.15The Double2013
8.902#112.02.22.18Lemon2017
8.892#178.03.20.19Shoplifters2018
8.888#35.05.05.15Whiplash2014
8.884#157.02.08.19Puppet Master1989
8.881#111.02.21.18Get Out2017
8.858#76.02.16.17Manchester by the Sea2016
8.825#144.12.12.18You Were Never Really Here2018
8.805#117.03.21.18The Killing of a Sacred Deer2017
8.779#171.03.08.19Kinetta2005
8.777#154.01.30.19Mandy2018
8.765#53.10.06.16Selma2014
8.609#24.04.24.15Listen Up Philip2014
8.572#7.04.06.15Only Lovers Left Alive2013
8.538#156.
#175.		02.05.19Wild at Heart1990
8.517 ↑#104.
#193.		02.01.18Moana2016
8.515#106.02.07.18Ingrid Goes West2017
8.340#11.04.11.15Submarine2014
8.329#77.02.21.17Inside Llewyn Davis2013
8.315#84.03.14.17The Future2011
8.312#26.04.26.1512 Years a Slave2013
8.312#193.05.28.19Toy Story 32010
8.288#170.03.07.19Suspiria1977
8.265#10.04.10.15Snowpiercer2014
8.229#185.04.11.19The Beyond1981
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8.225#166.03.06.19Paddleton2019
8.225#99.12.21.17Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer1964
8.223#141.12.11.18How the Grinch Stole Christmas!1966
8.222#141.12.11.18The Grinch2018
8.192#72.02.07.17Hail, Caesar!2016
8.155#89.07.14.17Buffalo '661998
8.139#9.04.09.15MacGruber2010
8.131#133.10.31.18I'm Dangerous Tonight1990
8.129#4.04.03.15Hard Eight1996
8.123#174.03.14.19Brain Candy1996
8.122#159.02.15.19Overlord2018
8.117#64.12.16.16HyperNormalisation2016
8.103#45.08.09.15The Zero Theorem2014
8.100#58.11.03.16Cloverfield2008
8.092#29.04.30.15Going Clear: Scientology and the Prison of Belief2015
8.048#88.07.07.17The Beguiled2017
8.028#162.02.22.19Personal Shopper2016
8.020#129.10.11.18The Pit1981
8.008#17.04.17.15Frank 2014
8.005#5.04.04.15Tiny Furniture2010
7.990#163.02.22.19Velvet Buzzsaw2019
7.979#119.03.27.18Wormwood2017
7.962#93.11.21.17The Big Sick2017
7.944#120.03.28.18Project Nim2011
7.911#60.11.17.16The Russian Woodpecker2015
7.902#78.02.28.17The Century of the Self2002
7.877#62.12.08.16The Eagle Huntress2016
7.855#42.08.02.16Noah2014
7.823#158.02.12.19A Quiet Place2018
7.813#169.03.09.19Behind the Curve2018
7.809#87.06.28.17Okja2017
7.808#52.09.24.16The Shrimp on the Barbie1990
7.804#166.03.06.19Shirkers2018
7.803#123.07.12.18Despicable Me 32017
7.799#150.
#175.		01.18.19Inland Empire2006
7.792 ↑#145.
#171.		12.14.18Alps2011
7.791#71.02.03.17Behind the Candelabra2013
7.779#110.02.21.18The Shape of Water2017
7.777#81.03.07.17The Happening2008
7.776#123.07.12.18Citizen Kane1941
7.733#146.12.19.18Prisoners2013
7.732#146.12.19.18Sicario2015
7.723#172.
#180.		03.14.19The Holy Mountain1973
7.714#3.04.02.15Happy Christmas2014
7.711#55.10.18.16Digging for Fire2015
7.639#69.01.20.17Nebraska2013
7.619#15.04.16.15The Drop2014
7.604#97.12.15.17The Meyerowitz Stories2017
7.577#160.
#175.		02.18.19Dune1984
7.566#30.04.30.15All the Light in the Sky2012
7.515#105.02.02.18The Overnight2015
7.509#14.04.16.1520,000 Days on Earth2014
7.488#73.02.10.17Dallas Buyers Club2013
7.484#80.03.03.17The Wolf of Wall Street2013
7.477#160.02.18.19Jodorowsky's Dune2013
7.460#46.08.12.16Dirty Work1998
7.450#181.03.28.19Clifford1994
7.411#122.03.29.18Top Secret!1984
7.397#194.06.03.19The Ballad of Buster Scruggs2018
7.389#51.09.16.16Spring2014
7.344#136.11.16.18Polytechnique2009
7.321#23.04.23.15Billy Joel: A Matter of Trust – The Bridge to Russia2014
7.275#22.04.23.15Paris, Texas1984
7.266#18.04.18.15Scanners1981
7.265#2.04.01.15The Brood1979
7.237#195.06.04.19Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile2019
7.229#185.04.11.19The House by the Cemetery1981
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7.220#124.07.31.15I, Tonya2017
7.197#36.05.06.15Tabloid2010
7.193#40.07.26.15How to Draw a Bunny2002
7.190#13.04.13.15Edge of Tomorrow2014
7.157#134.11.14.18Three Identical Strangers2018
7.137#183.04.02.197 Chinese Brothers2015
7.131#133.10.31.18Halloween2018
7.129#185.04.11.19City of the Living Dead1980
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7.125👨🏻‍🌾#196.xx.xx.xxVenom2018
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7.120#65.12.21.15Weiner-Dog2016
7.112#113.02.23.15Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead: The Story of the National Lampoon2015
7.109#140.12.05.18Best Worst Movie2009
7.107#176.
#180.		03.19.19Santa Sangre1989
7.102#168.
#180.		03.14.19El Topo1970
7.100#59.11.17.16Sex and Broadcasting2014
7.066#187.04.14.19Screwed in Houston2007
7.048#32.05.02.15The Punk Singer2013
7.009#184.04.06.19The Galaxy Invader1985
6.999#107.01.27.18The Disaster Artist2017
6.977#102.02.08.18I Don't Feel at Home in This World Anymore2017
6.950#151.01.21.19Annihilation2018
6.944#144.12.12.18We Need to Talk about Kevin2011
6.919#41.08.01.16Interstellar2014
6.909#189.04.30.19Truth in Numbers? Everything, According to Wikipedia (2012)2012
6.903#96.12.14.17Landline2017
6.892#38.08.05.15Jurassic World2015
6.872#34.05.04.15Nightcrawler2014
6.866#164.
#180.		02.26.19Fando and Lis1968
6.806#113.02.23.15A Futile and Stupid Gesture2018
6.805#50.08.23.15A Most Violent Year2014
6.805#104.02.01.18Ferdinand2017
6.772#137.11.20.18Curfew1989
6.770#20.04.20.15Guardians of the Galaxy2014
6.756#147.01.04.19Incendies2010
6.748#16.04.16.15Grey Gardens1975
6.666#191.05.14.19John Wick2014
6.665#191.05.14.19John Wick: Chapter 22017
6.663#173.03.14.19BlacKkKlansman2018
6.660#90.07.20.17Mike and the Mad Dog: 30 for 302017
6.621#63.12.08.16Tony Robbins: I Am Not Your Guru2016
6.617#139.12.04.18A Star is Born2018
6.606#56.10.27.16Palo Alto2013
6.599#152.01.24.18Private Life2018
6.581#153.01.29.19Fyre2019
6.580#153.01.29.19Fyre Fraud2019
6.575#70.01.31.17Other People2016
6.441#143.12.11.18The Belko Experiment2016
6.438#151.01.21.19Black Mirror: Bandersnatch2018
6.405#37.05.07.15Blue Ruin2014
6.358#33.05.03.15The One I Love2014
6.266#47.08.18.15Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles1990
6.252#135.11.15.18Cape Fear1952
6.250#157.02.08.19Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich2018
6.247#120.03.28.18Stanley Kubrick: A Life in Pictures2001
6.233#118.03.27.18Brad's Status2017
6.200#103.01.31.18Slow Century2002
6.171#158.
#175.		02.12.19The Straight Story2018
6.156#79.03.01.17Joy2015
6.126#25.04.25.15The Color Wheel2011
6.062#150.01.18.19Game Night2018
6.037#190.05.01.19Support the Girls2018
6.009#68.01.19.17Sky Ladder2016
5.999#152.
#175.		01.24.18The Elephant Man1980
5.959#27.04.27.15Lucy2014
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5.912#57.10.28.15Brian Eno: 1971-1977 – The Man Who Fell to Earth2012
5.751#94.11.21.17'51 Dons2014
5.599#67.12.22.16Scrooged1988
5.589#49.08.22.15American Ultra2015
5.525#19.04.19.15The Philadelphia Experiment1984
5.520#138.11.27.18Planes, Trains & Automobiles1987
5.242#83.03.10.17Rats2016
5.107#82.03.09.17Warm Bodies2013
5.066#54.10.11.16Only God Forgives2013
5.023#1.03.27.15The Theory of Everything2014
5.008#74.02.13.17Particle Fever2013
4.599#8.04.07.15World War Z2013
4.515#147.01.04.19Bird Box2018
4.414#149.01.10.19The Kindergarten Teacher2018
4.371#6.04.05.15The Station Agent2003
4.204#43.08.03.16Maggie2015
4.199#177.
#180.		03.20.19The Rainbow Thief1990
4.169#131.10.12.18One Night in the Tropics1940
4.117#66.12.22.16We Are Twisted F***ing Sister2014
3.819#31.05.01.15St. Vincent2014
3.675#48.08.20.15The Puffy Chair2005
3.662#95.12.12.17Colossal2016
3.505#100.01.16.18Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menance1999
3.505#100.01.16.18Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones2002
3.505#100.01.16.18Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith2005
3.488#155.02.03.19Blindspotting2018
3.475#130.10.12.18Digging to China1998
3.451#44.08.05.16A Walk in the Woods2015
3.220#124.07.31.15The Last Days of Michael Jackson2018
3.199#61.11.23.16The Cake Eaters2007
2.744#161.02.21.19Gotti2018
2.605#172.
#180.		03.14.19Tusk1980
1.893#85.03.30.17Tusk2014
1.423#193.05.28.19The Perfection2019