This is the reviews archive/database of 257 films (as of Ep. 215), ordered by review score. Scores in 🔵 text = Kidzone Movie Klassic reviews; Scores in 🔴 text = documentaries*.
[*ED. NOTE: I consider all 🔵 and 🔴 scored films to be among their own separate lists if you will, despite all the films being lumped together below, e.g. Moana is not better than the Blade Runner movies or slightly worse than Phantom Thread; it's just the (current) top-rated KIDS movie. Same goes for documentaries.]
THE OFFICIAL MYAMERI.CA MOVIE DATABASE:
| SCORE | ▶️ | DATE | MOVIE TITLE | YEAR |  |
| 9.819 | #175. | 03.18.19 | Twin Peaks: The Return | 2017 | |
| 9.801 | #159. #175. | 02.15.19 | Lost Highway | 1997 | |
| 9.792 | #155. #175. | 02.03.19 | Mulholland Drive | 2001 | |
| 9.776 | #154. #175. | 01.30.19 | Blue Velvet | 1986 | |
| 9.655 | #109. | 02.21.18 | Come and See | 1985 | |
| 9.159 | #161. #175. | 02.21.19 | Eraserhead | 1977 | |
| 9.517 ↑ | #21. #164. | 04.23.15 | The Godfather | 1972 | |
| 9.514 | #175. | 03.18.19 | Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me | 1992 | |
| 9.509 | #213. | 12.11.19 | The Mountain | 2019 | |
| ⇪ | ⇪ | ⇪ | ––––––all-time classics meridian line–––––– | ⇪ | |
| 9.481 | #91. | 11.21.17 | Lady Bird | 2017 | |
| 9.339 | #142. | 12.11.18 | Arrival | 2016 | |
| 9.309 | #116. | 03.20.18 | Good Time | 2017 | |
| 9.268 | #148. | 01.08.19 | The Favourite | 2018 | |
| 9.255 | #167. | 03.07.19 | Hereditary | 2018 | |
| 9.233 | ##39. | 07.25.16 | The Lobster | 2015 | |
| 9.228 | #101. | 01.23.18 | Phantom Thread | 2017 | |
| 9.225 ↑ | #104. #193. #209. | 02.01.18 | Moana | 2016 | |
| 9.223 | #128. | 09.18.18 | Blade Runner 2049 | 2017 | |
| 9.222 | #128. | 09.18.18 | Blade Runner | 1982 | |
| 9.217 | #92. | 11.21.17 | Nathan for You: Finding Frances | 2017 | |
| 9.211 | #92. | 05.28.19 | Under the Silver Lake | 2019 | |
| 9.209 | #75. | 02.15.17 | Her | 2013 | |
| 9.205 | #142. | 12.11.18 | Enemy | 2013 | |
| 9.188 | #98. | 12.19.17 | Brigsby Bear | 2017 | |
| 9.187 | #210. | 12.04.19 | Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood | 2019 | |
| 9.175 ↑ | #156. #167. | 02.05.19 | Roma | 2018 | |
| 9.174 | #186. | 04.14.19 | An Elephant Sitting Still | 2019 | |
| 9.169 | #140. | 12.05.18 | Troll 2 | 1990 | |
| 9.162 | #132. | 10.23.18 | Beginners | 2011 | |
| 9.147 | #170. | 03.07.19 | Suspiria | 2018 | |
| 9.145 | #179. | 03.20.19 | Burning | 2018 | |
| 9.140 | #28. | 04.28.15 | Shut Up and Play the Hits | 2012 | |
| 9.139 ↑ | #145. #171. | 12.14.18 | Dogtooth | 2009 | |
| 9.137 | #86. | 04.05.17 | O.J.: Made in America | 2016 | |
| 9.119 | #125. | 07.31.18 | Sorry to Bother You | 2018 | |
| 9.117 | #209. | 12.03.19 | Frozen | 2013 | |
| 9.111 | #182. | 04.01.19 | Us | 2019 | |
| 9.099 ↓ | #127. #167. | 09.12.18 | Eighth Grade | 2018 | |
| 9.073 | #165. | 02.28.19 | Wildlife | 2018 | |
| 9.065 | #115. | 03.20.18 | Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri | 2017 | |
| 9.094 | #211. | 12.05.19 | The Lion King | 1994 | |
| 9.033 | #108. | 02.14.18 | A Ghost Story | 2017 | |
| 9.029 | #188. | 04.29.19 | The Witch | 2016 | |
| 9.011 | #121. | 03.28.18 | The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo | 2011 | |
| 9.009 | #114. | 03.16.18 | Take Shelter | 2011 | |
| 9.009 | #205. | 11.20.19 | Spiderman: Into the Spider-Verse | 2018 | |
| 8.990 | #212. | 12.10.19 | Another Evil | 2016 | |
| 8.969 | #126. | 08.05.18 | The King of Comedy | 1982 | |
| 8.945 | #200. | 11.07.19 | Certain Women | 2016 | |
| 8.931 | #167. | 03.07.19 | First Reformed | 2018 | |
| 8.922 | #12. | 04.12.15 | The Double | 2013 | |
| 8.902 | #112. | 02.22.18 | Lemon | 2017 | |
| 8.892 | #178. | 03.20.19 | Shoplifters | 2018 | |
| 8.888 | #35. | 05.05.15 | Whiplash | 2014 | |
| 8.884 | #157. | 02.08.19 | Puppet Master | 1989 | |
| 8.881 | #111. | 02.21.18 | Get Out | 2017 | |
| 8.858 | #76. | 02.16.17 | Manchester by the Sea | 2016 | |
| 8.825 | #144. | 12.12.18 | You Were Never Really Here | 2018 | |
| 8.805 | #117. | 03.21.18 | The Killing of a Sacred Deer | 2017 | |
| 8.779 | #171. | 03.08.19 | Kinetta | 2005 | |
| 8.777 | #154. | 01.30.19 | Mandy | 2018 | |
| 8.765 | #53. | 10.06.16 | Selma | 2014 | |
| 8.609 | #24. | 04.24.15 | Listen Up Philip | 2014 | |
| 8.572 | #7. | 04.06.15 | Only Lovers Left Alive | 2013 | |
| 8.538 | #156. #175. | 02.05.19 | Wild at Heart | 1990 | |
| 8.517 | #209. | 12.03.19 | Frozen II | 2019 | |
| 8.515 | #106. | 02.07.18 | Ingrid Goes West | 2017 | |
| 8.340 | #11. | 04.11.15 | Submarine | 2014 | |
| 8.329 | #77. | 02.21.17 | Inside Llewyn Davis | 2013 | |
| 8.315 | #84. | 03.14.17 | The Future | 2011 | |
| 8.312 | #26. | 04.26.15 | 12 Years a Slave | 2013 | |
| 8.312 | #193. | 05.28.19 | Toy Story 3 | 2010 | |
| 8.288 | #170. | 03.07.19 | Suspiria | 1977 | |
| 8.265 | #10. | 04.10.15 | Snowpiercer | 2014 | |
| 8.239 | #215. | 12.11.19 | Vox Lux | 2018 | |
| 8.229 | #185. | 04.11.19 | The Beyond | 1981 | |
| 8.225 | #166. | 03.06.19 | Paddleton | 2019 | |
| 8.225 | #99. | 12.21.17 | Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer | 1964 | |
| 8.223 | #141. | 12.11.18 | How the Grinch Stole Christmas! | 1966 | |
| 8.192 | #72. | 02.07.17 | Hail, Caesar! | 2016 | |
| 8.155 | #89. | 07.14.17 | Buffalo '66 | 1998 | |
| 8.139 | #9. | 04.09.15 | MacGruber | 2010 | |
| 8.131 | #133. | 10.31.18 | I'm Dangerous Tonight | 1990 | |
| 8.129 | #4. | 04.03.15 | Hard Eight | 1996 | |
| 8.124 ↑ | #123. #207. | 07.12.18 | Despicable Me 3 | 2017 | |
| 8.123 | #174. | 03.14.19 | Brain Candy | 1996 | |
| 8.122 | #159. | 02.15.19 | Overlord | 2018 | |
| 8.120 | #197. | 11.12.19 | Toy Story 4 | 2019 | |
| 8.117 | #64. | 12.16.16 | HyperNormalisation | 2016 | |
| 8.103 | #45. | 08.09.15 | The Zero Theorem | 2014 | |
| 8.100 | #58. | 11.03.16 | Cloverfield | 2008 | |
| 8.092 | #29. | 04.30.15 | Going Clear: Scientology and the Prison of Belief | 2015 | |
| 8.078 | #208. | 11.26.19 | Destroyer | 2018 | |
| 8.048 | #88. | 07.07.17 | The Beguiled | 2017 | |
| 8.028 | #162. | 02.22.19 | Personal Shopper | 2016 | |
| 8.020 | #129. | 10.11.18 | The Pit | 1981 | |
| 8.008 | #17. | 04.17.15 | Frank | 2014 | |
| 8.005 | #5. | 04.04.15 | Tiny Furniture | 2010 | |
| 7.999 | #199. | 11.06.19 | Zama | 2017 | |
| 7.990 | #163. | 02.22.19 | Velvet Buzzsaw | 2019 | |
| 7.979 | #119. | 03.27.18 | Wormwood | 2017 | |
| 7.962 | #93. | 11.21.17 | The Big Sick | 2017 | |
| 7.944 | #120. | 03.28.18 | Project Nim | 2011 | |
| 7.911 | #60. | 11.17.16 | The Russian Woodpecker | 2015 | |
| 7.902 | #78. | 02.28.17 | The Century of the Self | 2002 | |
| 7.823 | #208. | 11.26.19 | Her Smell | 2018 | |
| 7.877 | #62. | 12.08.16 | The Eagle Huntress | 2016 | |
| 7.855 | #42. | 08.02.16 | Noah | 2014 | |
| 7.823 | #158. | 02.12.19 | A Quiet Place | 2018 | |
| 7.813 | #169. | 03.09.19 | Behind the Curve | 2018 | |
| 7.809 | #87. | 06.28.17 | Okja | 2017 | |
| 7.808 | #52. | 09.24.16 | The Shrimp on the Barbie | 1990 | |
| 7.804 | #166. | 03.06.19 | Shirkers | 2018 | |
| 7.803 | #207. | 11.26.19 | Wonder Park | 2019 | |
| 7.799 | #150. #175. | 01.18.19 | Inland Empire | 2006 | |
| 7.792 ↑ | #145. #171. | 12.14.18 | Alps | 2011 | |
| 7.791 | #71. | 02.03.17 | Behind the Candelabra | 2013 | |
| 7.779 | #110. | 02.21.18 | The Shape of Water | 2017 | |
| 7.777 | #81. | 03.07.17 | The Happening | 2008 | |
| 7.776 | #123. | 07.12.18 | Citizen Kane | 1941 | |
| 7.770 ↓ | #141. #201 | 12.11.18 | The Grinch | 2018 | |
| 7.733 | #146. | 12.19.18 | Prisoners | 2013 | |
| 7.732 | #146. | 12.19.18 | Sicario | 2015 | |
| 7.723 | #172. #180. | 03.14.19 | The Holy Mountain | 1973 | |
| 7.714 | #3. | 04.02.15 | Happy Christmas | 2014 | |
| 7.711 | #55. | 10.18.16 | Digging for Fire | 2015 | |
| 7.639 | #69. | 01.20.17 | Nebraska | 2013 | |
| 7.619 | #15. | 04.16.15 | The Drop | 2014 | |
| 7.604 | #97. | 12.15.17 | The Meyerowitz Stories | 2017 | |
| 7.577 | #160. #175. | 02.18.19 | Dune | 1984 | |
| 7.566 | #30. | 04.30.15 | All the Light in the Sky | 2012 | |
| 7.515 | #105. | 02.02.18 | The Overnight | 2015 | |
| 7.509 | #14. | 04.16.15 | 20,000 Days on Earth | 2014 | |
| 7.488 | #73. | 02.10.17 | Dallas Buyers Club | 2013 | |
| 7.484 | #80. | 03.03.17 | The Wolf of Wall Street | 2013 | |
| 7.477 | #160. | 02.18.19 | Jodorowsky's Dune | 2013 | |
| 7.460 | #46. | 08.12.16 | Dirty Work | 1998 | |
| 7.450 | #181. | 03.28.19 | Clifford | 1994 | |
| 7.411 | #122. | 03.29.18 | Top Secret! | 1984 | |
| 7.397 | #194. | 06.03.19 | The Ballad of Buster Scruggs | 2018 | |
| 7.389 | #51. | 09.16.16 | Spring | 2014 | |
| 7.344 | #136. | 11.16.18 | Polytechnique | 2009 | |
| 7.321 | #23. | 04.23.15 | Billy Joel: A Matter of Trust – The Bridge to Russia | 2014 | |
| 7.275 | #22. | 04.23.15 | Paris, Texas | 1984 | |
| 7.266 | #18. | 04.18.15 | Scanners | 1981 | |
| 7.265 | #2. | 04.01.15 | The Brood | 1979 | |
| 7.237 | #195. | 06.04.19 | Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile | 2019 | |
| 7.229 | #185. | 04.11.19 | The House by the Cemetery | 1981 | |
| 7.220 | #124. | 07.31.15 | I, Tonya | 2017 | |
| 7.197 | #36. | 05.06.15 | Tabloid | 2010 | |
| 7.193 | #40. | 07.26.15 | How to Draw a Bunny | 2002 | |
| 7.190 | #13. | 04.13.15 | Edge of Tomorrow | 2014 | |
| 7.157 | #134. | 11.14.18 | Three Identical Strangers | 2018 | |
| 7.137 | #183. | 04.02.19 | 7 Chinese Brothers | 2015 | |
| 7.131 | #133. | 10.31.18 | Halloween | 2018 | |
| 7.129 | #185. | 04.11.19 | City of the Living Dead | 1980 | |
| 7.125 | #196. | 10.29.19 | Venom | 2018 | |
| 7.120 | #65. | 12.21.15 | Weiner-Dog | 2016 | |
| 7.112 | #113. | 02.23.15 | Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead: The Story of the National Lampoon | 2015 | |
| 7.109 | #140. | 12.05.18 | Best Worst Movie | 2009 | |
| 7.107 | #176. #180. | 03.19.19 | Santa Sangre | 1989 | |
| 7.106 | #204. | 11.15.19 | Matangi/Maya/M.I.A. | 2018 | |
| 7.102 | #168. #180. | 03.14.19 | El Topo | 1970 | |
| 7.100 | #59. | 11.17.16 | Sex and Broadcasting | 2014 | |
| 7.066 | #187. | 04.14.19 | Screwed in Houston | 2007 | N/A |
| 7.048 | #32. | 05.02.15 | The Punk Singer | 2013 | |
| 7.009 | #184. | 04.06.19 | The Galaxy Invader | 1985 | |
| 6.999 | #107. | 01.27.18 | The Disaster Artist | 2017 | |
| 6.977 | #102. | 02.08.18 | I Don't Feel at Home in This World Anymore | 2017 | |
| 6.950 | #151. | 01.21.19 | Annihilation | 2018 | |
| 6.944 | #144. | 12.12.18 | We Need to Talk about Kevin | 2011 | |
| 6.919 | #41. | 08.01.16 | Interstellar | 2014 | |
| 6.909 | #189. | 04.30.19 | Truth in Numbers? Everything, According to Wikipedia (2012) | 2012 | |
| 6.903 | #96. | 12.14.17 | Landline | 2017 | |
| 6.892 | #38. | 08.05.15 | Jurassic World | 2015 | |
| 6.872 | #34. | 05.04.15 | Nightcrawler | 2014 | |
| 6.866 | #164. #180. | 02.26.19 | Fando and Lis | 1968 | |
| 6.806 | #113. | 02.23.15 | A Futile and Stupid Gesture | 2018 | |
| 6.805 | #50. | 08.23.15 | A Most Violent Year | 2014 | |
| 6.805 | #104. | 02.01.18 | Ferdinand | 2017 | |
| 6.772 | #137. | 11.20.18 | Curfew | 1989 | |
| 6.770 | #20. | 04.20.15 | Guardians of the Galaxy | 2014 | |
| 6.756 | #147. | 01.04.19 | Incendies | 2010 | |
| 6.748 | #16. | 04.16.15 | Grey Gardens | 1975 | |
| 6.666 | #191. | 05.14.19 | John Wick | 2014 | |
| 6.665 | #191. | 05.14.19 | John Wick: Chapter 2 | 2017 | |
| 6.663 | #173. | 03.14.19 | BlacKkKlansman | 2018 | |
| 6.660 | #90. | 07.20.17 | Mike and the Mad Dog: 30 for 30 | 2017 | |
| 6.621 | #63. | 12.08.16 | Tony Robbins: I Am Not Your Guru | 2016 | |
| 6.617 | #139. | 12.04.18 | A Star is Born | 2018 | |
| 6.606 | #56. | 10.27.16 | Palo Alto | 2013 | |
| 6.599 | #152. | 01.24.18 | Private Life | 2018 | |
| 6.581 | #153. | 01.29.19 | Fyre | 2019 | |
| 6.580 | #153. | 01.29.19 | Fyre Fraud | 2019 | |
| 6.575 | #70. | 01.31.17 | Other People | 2016 | |
| 6.441 | #143. | 12.11.18 | The Belko Experiment | 2016 | |
| 6.438 | #151. | 01.21.19 | Black Mirror: Bandersnatch | 2018 | |
| 6.405 | #37. | 05.07.15 | Blue Ruin | 2014 | |
| 6.358 | #33. | 05.03.15 | The One I Love | 2014 | |
| 6.266 | #47. | 08.18.15 | Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles | 1990 | |
| 6.252 | #135. | 11.15.18 | Cape Fear | 1952 | |
| 6.250 | #157. | 02.08.19 | Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich | 2018 | |
| 6.247 | #120. | 03.28.18 | Stanley Kubrick: A Life in Pictures | 2001 | |
| 6.233 | #118. | 03.27.18 | Brad's Status | 2017 | |
| 6.200 | #103. | 01.31.18 | Slow Century | 2002 | |
| 6.171 | #158. #175. | 02.12.19 | The Straight Story | 2018 | |
| 6.166 | #202. | 11.13.19 | I Am Mother | 2019 | |
| 6.156 | #79. | 03.01.17 | Joy | 2015 | |
| 6.126 | #25. | 04.25.15 | The Color Wheel | 2011 | |
| 6.062 | #150. | 01.18.19 | Game Night | 2018 | |
| 6.037 | #190. | 05.01.19 | Support the Girls | 2018 | |
| 6.009 | #68. | 01.19.17 | Sky Ladder | 2016 | |
| 5.999 | #152. | 01.24.18 | The Elephant Man | 1980 | |
| 5.979 | #206. | 11.21.19 | Silver Jew | 2007 | |
| 5.959 | #27. | 04.27.15 | Lucy | 2014 | |
| ⤋ | ⤋ | ⤋ | –– the 'lucy' line (cannot recommend below)–– | ⤋ | |
| 5.912 | #57. | 10.28.15 | Brian Eno: 1971-1977 – The Man Who Fell to Earth | 2012 | |
| 5.751 | #94. | 11.21.17 | '51 Dons | 2014 | |
| 5.599 | #67. | 12.22.16 | Scrooged | 1988 | |
| 5.589 | #49. | 08.22.15 | American Ultra | 2015 | |
| 5.525 | #19. | 04.19.15 | The Philadelphia Experiment | 1984 | |
| 5.520 | #138. | 11.27.18 | Planes, Trains & Automobiles | 1987 | |
| 5.500 | #198. | 11.05.19 | Rolling Thunder Revue: A Bob Dylan Story by Martin Scorsese | 2019 | |
| 5.416 | #214. | 12.11.19 | Stan & Ollie | 2018 | |
| 5.242 | #83. | 03.10.17 | Rats | 2016 | |
| 5.107 | #82. | 03.09.17 | Warm Bodies | 2013 | |
| 5.066 | #54. | 10.11.16 | Only God Forgives | 2013 | |
| 5.023 | #1. | 03.27.15 | The Theory of Everything | 2014 | |
| 5.008 | #74. | 02.13.17 | Particle Fever | 2013 | |
| 4.599 | #8. | 04.07.15 | World War Z | 2013 | |
| 4.515 | #147. | 01.04.19 | Bird Box | 2018 | |
| 4.414 | #149. | 01.10.19 | The Kindergarten Teacher | 2018 | |
| 4.371 | #6. | 04.05.15 | The Station Agent | 2003 | |
| 4.204 | #43. | 08.03.16 | Maggie | 2015 | |
| 4.199 | #177. #180. | 03.20.19 | The Rainbow Thief | 1990 | |
| 4.169 | #131. | 10.12.18 | One Night in the Tropics | 1940 | |
| 4.117 | #66. | 12.22.16 | We Are Twisted F***ing Sister | 2014 | |
| 4.001 | #203. | 11.14.19 | If.... | 1969 | |
| 3.992 | #214. | 12.11.19 | Yesterday | 2019 | |
| 3.981 | #197. | 10.30.19 | The Emoji Movie | 2017 | |
| 3.966 | #197. | 10.30.19 | Ralph Breaks the Internet | 2018 | |
| 3.819 | #31. | 05.01.15 | St. Vincent | 2014 | |
| 3.675 | #48. | 08.20.15 | The Puffy Chair | 2005 | |
| 3.662 | #95. | 12.12.17 | Colossal | 2016 | |
| 3.505 | #100. | 01.16.18 | Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menance | 1999 | |
| 3.505 | #100. | 01.16.18 | Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones | 2002 | |
| 3.505 | #100. | 01.16.18 | Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith | 2005 | |
| 3.488 | #155. | 02.03.19 | Blindspotting | 2018 | |
| 3.475 | #130. | 10.12.18 | Digging to China | 1998 | |
| 3.451 | #44. | 08.05.16 | A Walk in the Woods | 2015 | |
| 3.220 | #124. | 07.31.15 | The Last Days of Michael Jackson | 2018 | |
| 3.199 | #61. | 11.23.16 | The Cake Eaters | 2007 | |
| 2.744 | #161. | 02.21.19 | Gotti | 2018 | |
| 2.605 | #172. #180. | 03.14.19 | Tusk | 1980 | |
| 2.499 | #211. | 12.05.19 | The Lion King | 2019 | |
| 1.893 | #85. | 03.30.17 | Tusk | 2014 | |
| 1.423 | #193. | 05.28.19 | The Perfection | 2019 |
