𝒲𝑒𝓁𝒸𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝓂𝓎 𝓌𝑒𝒷𝓈𝒾𝓉𝑒! 𝒲𝑜𝓌 𝓁𝑜𝑜𝓀 𝒶𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓉𝑒𝓍𝓉 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓌𝒶𝓎 𝑜𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓉𝑜𝓅 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓅𝒶𝑔𝑒, 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉'𝓈 𝒾𝓉 𝒹𝑜𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒? 𝐼 𝒷𝑒𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉'𝓈 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓎𝑜𝓊'𝓇𝑒 𝓌𝑜𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔. 𝐼𝒻 𝓎𝑜𝓊'𝓇𝑒 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝓌𝑜𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓃 𝓂𝒶𝓎𝒷𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊'𝓇𝑒 𝓌𝑜𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝑔𝑜𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝑜 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓁𝓊𝓃𝒸𝒽; 𝐼 𝑜𝒻𝓉𝑒𝓃 𝓌𝑜𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓇 𝒶𝒷𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉. 𝒜𝓃𝓎𝒽𝑜𝓌, 𝒾𝒻 𝓎𝑜𝓊'𝓇𝑒 𝓈𝓉𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝒹𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓉𝑒𝓍𝓉 𝓈𝒸𝓇𝑜𝓁𝓁, 𝓁𝑒𝓉 𝓂𝑒 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝓈𝒶𝓎 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝒾𝓉'𝓈 𝒶 𝓅𝓁𝑒𝒶𝓈𝓊𝓇𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒸𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓋𝒾𝓈𝒾𝓉 𝓂𝓎 𝓌𝑒𝒷𝓅𝒶𝑔𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝐼 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎 𝒽𝑜𝓅𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒻𝑜𝓁𝓁𝑜𝓌 𝒶𝓁𝑜𝓃𝑔 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓂𝒶𝓎𝒷𝑒 𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓃 𝒷𝑜𝑜𝓀𝓂𝒶𝓇𝓀 𝒾𝓉 𝓈𝑜 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒸𝒶𝓃 𝓋𝒾𝓈𝒾𝓉 𝒾𝓉 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝑒𝒶𝓈𝑒 𝒾𝓃𝓈𝒾𝒹𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓌𝑒𝒷 𝒷𝓇𝑜𝓌𝓈𝑒𝓇 𝑜𝒻 𝒸𝒽𝑜𝒾𝒸𝑒. 𝐼 𝒶𝓂 𝒶𝓁𝓈𝑜 𝒻𝒶𝒾𝓇𝓁𝓎 𝒶𝒸𝓉𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝑜𝓃 𝒶 𝒽𝑜𝓈𝓉 𝑜𝒻 𝓈𝑜𝒸𝒾𝒶𝓁 𝓂𝑒𝒹𝒾𝒶 𝓅𝓁𝒶𝓉𝒻𝑜𝓇𝓂𝓈 𝓈𝑜 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒸𝒶𝓃 𝒻𝒾𝓃𝒹 𝓂𝑒 𝑜𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒, 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒, 𝒻𝑜𝓁𝓁𝑜𝓌, 𝓈𝓊𝒷𝓈𝒸𝓇𝒾𝒷𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝑔𝑒𝓃𝑒𝓇𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝒶 𝓁𝑜𝓉 𝑜𝒻 𝒻𝓊𝓃 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝒹𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒶𝓃𝒹, 𝒾𝒻 𝒾𝓉 𝓈𝓉𝓇𝒾𝓀𝑒𝓈 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝒻𝒶𝓃𝒸𝓎, *𝓈𝒽𝒶𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔* (𝓌𝒾𝓃𝓀-𝓌𝒾𝓃𝓀) 𝓂𝓎 𝓅𝑜𝓈𝓉𝓈. 𝒪𝒽, 𝒶𝓁𝓈𝑜, 𝐼 𝒻𝑜𝓇𝑔𝑜𝓉 𝓉𝑜 𝓂𝑒𝓃𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓂𝓎 𝓃𝒶𝓂𝑒'𝓈 𝒥𝑒𝒻𝒻 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝐼 𝓁𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝒾𝓃 𝒫𝒽𝒾𝓁𝒶𝒹𝑒𝓁𝓅𝒽𝒾𝒶 𝓃𝑜𝓌. 𝑀𝒶𝓎𝒷𝑒 𝐼'𝓁𝓁 𝓁𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝒾𝓃 𝒶 𝒹𝒾𝒻𝒻𝑒𝓇𝑒𝓃𝓉 𝓅𝒶𝓇𝓉 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓌𝑜𝓇𝓁𝒹 𝒾𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒻𝓊𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒, 𝒷𝓊𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉'𝓈 𝓌𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝐼 𝓁𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓃𝑜𝓌. 𝒪𝒦, 𝐼 𝒻𝑒𝑒𝓁 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝐼'𝓋𝑒 𝓉𝒶𝓀𝑒𝓃 𝓊𝓅 𝑒𝓃𝑜𝓊𝑔𝒽 𝑜𝒻 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓉𝒾𝓂𝑒 𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝑜𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓂𝒶𝓇𝓆𝓊𝑒𝑒𝑒... 𝒮𝑜 𝑔𝑒𝓉 𝓉𝑜 𝒸𝓁𝒾𝒸𝓀𝒾𝓃' 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓈𝒸𝓇𝑜𝓁𝓁𝒾𝓃'! 𝒞𝓁𝒾𝒸𝓀𝒾𝓃'... 𝒮𝒸𝓇𝑜𝓁𝓁𝒾𝓃'...𝒶𝒽, 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒷𝑒𝓈𝓉 𝓈𝓉𝓊𝒻𝒻 𝑜𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓉𝒽 𝒾𝓂𝑜. 𝒜 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝒹 𝓅𝓁𝒶𝒸𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓇𝓉 𝓂𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉 𝒷𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒹𝓇𝑜𝓅-𝒹𝑜𝓌𝓃 𝓂𝑒𝓃𝓊 𝒹𝒾𝓇𝑒𝒸𝓉𝓁𝓎 𝒷𝑒𝓁𝑜𝓌, 𝓌𝒽𝒾𝒸𝒽 𝒾𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓂𝑜𝓈𝓉 𝒸𝑜𝓂𝓅𝓇𝑒𝒽𝑒𝓃𝓈𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓉 𝑜𝒻 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒹𝓊𝓂𝒷 𝓅𝓇𝑜𝒿𝑒𝒸𝓉𝓈 𝐼'𝓋𝑒 𝓂𝒶𝒹𝑒 𝒾𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒶𝓇𝓉𝓈. 𝐻𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝒶 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝒹 𝒹𝒶𝓎. 𝒢𝑜𝒷 𝒷𝓁𝑒𝓈𝓈. 💨🤢
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MOVIE ↑↓ REVIEWS DATABASE

I love movies! And I love working my bod on the gym stairmaster at home! That's why I created this movie review podcast, Watching Movies on My iPhone 6 Whilst Climbing the Gym Stairmaster now just called "Movie Reviews" or something like that IDFK, which currently airs at random times via Myspace the Podcast. When you see either a ↑or↓ that means that a film has been reassessed and has had its score raised or lowered (see subsequent Ep. # for reasoning). Beginning with Episode #185, I began to post short, single-paragraph, spoiler-free IMDB reviews alongside each podcast review. See ➳'s in right-most column for links (I am IMDB user ernestsavesxmas). Every episode is available to stream/download (+ is oftentimes released early via Bandcamp!) right here:



This is the reviews archive/database of 222 films (as of Ep. 187), ordered by review score. Scores in 🔵 text = Kidzone Movie Klassic reviews; Scores in 🔴 text = documentaries.

SCORE ▶️   DATEMOVIE TITLEYEAR
9.819#175.03.18.19Twin Peaks: The Return2017
9.801#159.
#175.
02.15.19Lost Highway1997
9.792#155.
#175.
02.03.19Mulholland Drive2001
9.776#154.
#175.
01.30.19Blue Velvet1986
9.655#109.02.21.18Come and See1985
9.159#161.
#175.
02.21.19Eraserhead1977
9.517 ↑#21.
#164.
04.23.15The Godfather1972
9.514#175.03.18.19Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me1992
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9.481#91.11.21.17Lady Bird2017
9.339#142.12.11.18Arrival2016
9.309#116.03.20.18Good Time2017
9.268#148.01.08.19The Favourite2018
9.255#167.03.07.19Hereditary2018
9.233##39.07.25.16The Lobster2015
9.228#101.01.23.18Phantom Thread2017
9.223#128.09.18.18Blade Runner 20492017
9.222#128.09.18.18Blade Runner1982
9.217#92.11.21.17Nathan for You: Finding Frances2017
9.209#75.02.15.17Her2013
9.205#142.12.11.18Enemy2013
9.188#98.12.19.17Brigsby Bear2017
9.175 ↑#156.
#167.
02.05.19Roma2018
9.174#186.04.14.19An Elephant Sitting Still2018
9.169#140.12.05.18Troll 21990
9.162#132.10.23.18Beginners2011
9.147#170.03.07.19Suspiria2018
9.145#179.03.20.19Burning2018
9.140#28.04.28.15Shut Up and Play the Hits2012
9.139 ↑#145.
#171.
12.14.18Dogtooth2009
9.137#86.04.05.17O.J.: Made in America2016
9.119#125.07.31.18Sorry to Bother You2018
9.111#182.04.01.19Us2019
9.099 ↓#127.
#167.
09.12.18Eighth Grade2018
9.073#165.02.28.19Wildlife2018
9.065#115.03.20.18Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri2017
9.033#108.02.14.18A Ghost Story2017
9.011#121.03.28.18The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo2011
9.009#114.03.16.18Take Shelter2011
8.969#126.08.05.18The King of Comedy1982
8.931#167.03.07.19First Reformed2018
8.922#12.04.12.15The Double2013
8.902#112.02.22.18Lemon2017
8.892#178.03.20.19Shoplifters2018
8.888#35.05.05.15Whiplash2014
8.884#157.02.08.19Puppet Master1989
8.881#111.02.21.18Get Out2017
8.858#76.02.16.17Manchester by the Sea2016
8.825#144.12.12.18You Were Never Really Here2018
8.805#117.03.21.18The Killing of a Sacred Deer2017
8.779#171.03.08.19Kinetta2005
8.777#154.01.30.19Mandy2018
8.765#53.10.06.16Selma2014
8.609#24.04.24.15Listen Up Philip2014
8.572#7.04.06.15Only Lovers Left Alive2013
8.538#156.
#175.
02.05.19Wild at Heart1990
8.515#106.02.07.18Ingrid Goes West2017
8.340#11.04.11.15Submarine2014
8.329#77.02.21.17Inside Llewyn Davis2013
8.315#84.03.14.17The Future2011
8.312#26.04.26.1512 Years a Slave2013
8.288#170.03.07.19Suspiria1977
8.265#10.04.10.15Snowpiercer2014
8.229#185.04.11.19The Beyond1981
8.225#166.03.06.19Paddleton2019
8.225#99.12.21.17Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer1964
8.223#141.12.11.18How the Grinch Stole Christmas!1966
8.222#141.12.11.18The Grinch2018
8.192#72.02.07.17Hail, Caesar!2016
8.155#89.07.14.17Buffalo '661998
8.141#104.02.01.18Moana2016
8.139#9.04.09.15MacGruber2010
8.131#133.10.31.18I'm Dangerous Tonight1990
8.129#4.04.03.15Hard Eight1996
8.123#174.03.14.19Brain Candy1996
8.122#159.02.15.19Overlord2018
8.117#64.12.16.16HyperNormalisation2016
8.103#45.08.09.15The Zero Theorem2014
8.100#58.11.03.16Cloverfield2008
8.092#29.04.30.15Going Clear: Scientology and the Prison of Belief2015
8.048#88.07.07.17The Beguiled2017
8.028#162.02.22.19Personal Shopper2016
8.020#129.10.11.18The Pit1981
8.008#17.04.17.15Frank 2014
8.005#5.04.04.15Tiny Furniture2010
7.990#163.02.22.19Velvet Buzzsaw2019
7.979#119.03.27.18Wormwood2017
7.962#93.11.21.17The Big Sick2017
7.944#120.03.28.18Project Nim2011
7.911#60.11.17.16The Russian Woodpecker2015
7.902#78.02.28.17The Century of the Self2002
7.877#62.12.08.16The Eagle Huntress2016
7.855#42.08.02.16Noah2014
7.823#158.02.12.19A Quiet Place2018
7.813#169.03.09.19Behind the Curve2018
7.809#87.06.28.17Okja2017
7.808#52.09.24.16The Shrimp on the Barbie1990
7.804#166.03.06.19Shirkers2018
7.803#123.07.12.18Despicable Me 32017
7.799#150.
#175.
01.18.19Inland Empire2006
7.792 ↑#145.
#171.
12.14.18Alps2011
7.791#71.02.03.17Behind the Candelabra2013
7.779#110.02.21.18The Shape of Water2017
7.777#81.03.07.17The Happening2008
7.776#123.07.12.18Citizen Kane1941
7.733#146.12.19.18Prisoners2013
7.732#146.12.19.18Sicario2015
7.723#172.
#180.
03.14.19The Holy Mountain1973
7.714#3.04.02.15Happy Christmas2014
7.711#55.10.18.16Digging for Fire2015
7.639#69.01.20.17Nebraska2013
7.619#15.04.16.15The Drop2014
7.604#97.12.15.17The Meyerowitz Stories2017
7.577#160.
#175.
02.18.19Dune1984
7.566#30.04.30.15All the Light in the Sky2012
7.515#105.02.02.18The Overnight2015
7.509#14.04.16.1520,000 Days on Earth2014
7.488#73.02.10.17Dallas Buyers Club2013
7.484#80.03.03.17The Wolf of Wall Street2013
7.477#160.02.18.19Jodorowsky's Dune2013
7.460#46.08.12.16Dirty Work1998
7.450#181.03.28.19Clifford1994
7.411#122.03.29.18Top Secret!1984
7.389#51.09.16.16Spring2014
7.344#136.11.16.18Polytechnique2009
7.321#23.04.23.15Billy Joel: A Matter of Trust – The Bridge to Russia2014
7.275#22.04.23.15Paris, Texas1984
7.266#18.04.18.15Scanners1981
7.265#2.04.01.15The Brood1979
7.229#185.04.11.19The House by the Cemetery1981
7.220#124.07.31.15I, Tonya2017
7.197#36.05.06.15Tabloid2010
7.193#40.07.26.15How to Draw a Bunny2002
7.190#13.04.13.15Edge of Tomorrow2014
7.157#134.11.14.18Three Identical Strangers2018
7.137#183.04.02.197 Chinese Brothers2015
7.131#133.10.31.18Halloween2018
7.129#185.04.11.19City of the Living Dead1980
7.120#65.12.21.15Weiner-Dog2016
7.112#113.02.23.15Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead: The Story of the National Lampoon2015
7.109#140.12.05.18Best Worst Movie2009
7.107#176.
#180.
03.19.19Santa Sangre1989
7.102#168.
#180.
03.14.19El Topo1970
7.100#59.11.17.16Sex and Broadcasting2014
7.066#187.04.14.19Screwed in Houston2007
7.048#32.05.02.15The Punk Singer2013
7.009#184.04.06.19The Galaxy Invader1985
6.999#107.01.27.18The Disaster Artist2017
6.977#102.02.08.18I Don't Feel at Home in This World Anymore2017
6.950#151.01.21.19Annihilation2018
6.944#144.12.12.18We Need to Talk about Kevin2011
6.919#41.08.01.16Interstellar2014
6.903#96.12.14.17Landline2017
6.892#38.08.05.15Jurassic World2015
6.872#34.05.04.15Nightcrawler2014
6.866#164.
#180.
02.26.19Fando and Lis1968
6.806#113.02.23.15A Futile and Stupid Gesture2018
6.805#50.08.23.15A Most Violent Year2014
6.805#104.02.01.18Ferdinand2017
6.772#137.11.20.18Curfew1989
6.770#20.04.20.15Guardians of the Galaxy2014
6.756#147.01.04.19Incendies2010
6.748#16.04.16.15Grey Gardens1975
6.663#173.03.14.19BlacKkKlansman2018
6.660#90.07.20.17Mike and the Mad Dog: 30 for 302017
6.621#63.12.08.16Tony Robbins: I Am Not Your Guru2016
6.617#139.12.04.18A Star is Born2018
6.606#56.10.27.16Palo Alto2013
6.599#152.01.24.18Private Life2018
6.581#153.01.29.19Fyre2019
6.580#153.01.29.19Fyre Fraud2019
6.575#70.01.31.17Other People2016
6.441#143.12.11.18The Belko Experiment2016
6.438#151.01.21.19Black Mirror: Bandersnatch2018
6.405#37.05.07.15Blue Ruin2014
6.358#33.05.03.15The One I Love2014
6.266#47.08.18.15Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles1990
6.252#135.11.15.18Cape Fear1952
6.250#157.02.08.19Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich2018
6.247#120.03.28.18Stanley Kubrick: A Life in Pictures2001
6.233#118.03.27.18Brad's Status2017
6.200#103.01.31.18Slow Century2002
6.171#158.
#175.
02.12.19The Straight Story2018
6.156#79.03.01.17Joy2015
6.126#25.04.25.15The Color Wheel2011
6.062#150.01.18.19Game Night2018
6.009#68.01.19.17Sky Ladder2016
5.999#152.
#175.
01.24.18The Elephant Man1980
5.959#27.04.27.15Lucy2014
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5.912#57.10.28.15Brian Eno: 1971-1977 – The Man Who Fell to Earth2012
5.751#94.11.21.17'51 Dons2014
5.599#67.12.22.16Scrooged1988
5.589#49.08.22.15American Ultra2015
5.525#19.04.19.15The Philadelphia Experiment1984
5.520#138.11.27.18Planes, Trains & Automobiles1987
5.242#83.03.10.17Rats2016
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