MOVIE ↑↓ REVIEWS DATABASE

I love movies! And I love working my bod on the gym stairmaster at home! That's why I created this movie review podcast, Watching Movies on My iPhone 6 Whilst Climbing the Gym Stairmaster now just called "Movie Reviews" or something like that IDFK, which currently airs at random times via Myspace the Podcast but is archived separately on Bandcamp (and below). When you see either a ↑or↓ that means that a film has been reassessed and has had its score raised or lowered (see subsequent Ep. # for explanation). Beginning with Episode #185, I began to post mostly short, mostly spoiler-free IMDB reviews alongside each podcast review. See ➳'s in right-most column for links to these (I am IMDB user ernestsavesxmas btw, and eventually hope to post corresponding text reviews to go alongside every audio review). Every episode is available to stream/download + is oftentimes released early via the Bandcamp page:



This is the reviews archive/database of 244 films (as of Ep. 206), ordered by review score. Scores in 🔵 text = Kidzone Movie Klassic reviews; Scores in 🔴 text = documentaries.


#175.

SCORE	▶️	DATE	MOVIE TITLE	YEAR
9.819	#175.	03.18.19	Twin Peaks: The Return	2017
9.801	#159. #175.	02.15.19	Lost Highway	1997
9.792	#155. #175.	02.03.19	Mulholland Drive	2001
9.776	#154. #175.	01.30.19	Blue Velvet	1986
9.655	#109.	02.21.18	Come and See	1985
9.159	#161. #175.	02.21.19	Eraserhead	1977
9.517 ↑	#21. #164.	04.23.15	The Godfather	1972
9.514	#175.	03.18.19	Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me	1992
⇪	⇪	⇪	––––––all-time classics meridian line––––––	⇪
9.481	#91.	11.21.17	Lady Bird	2017
9.339	#142.	12.11.18	Arrival	2016
9.309	#116.	03.20.18	Good Time	2017
9.268	#148.	01.08.19	The Favourite	2018
9.255	#167.	03.07.19	Hereditary	2018
9.233	##39.	07.25.16	The Lobster	2015
9.228	#101.	01.23.18	Phantom Thread	2017
9.223	#128.	09.18.18	Blade Runner 2049	2017
9.222	#128.	09.18.18	Blade Runner	1982
9.217	#92.	11.21.17	Nathan for You: Finding Frances	2017
9.211	#92.	05.28.19	Under the Silver Lake	2019	➳
9.209	#75.	02.15.17	Her	2013
9.205	#142.	12.11.18	Enemy	2013
9.188	#98.	12.19.17	Brigsby Bear	2017
9.175 ↑	#156. #167.	02.05.19	Roma	2018
9.174	#186.	04.14.19	An Elephant Sitting Still	2019	➳
9.169	#140.	12.05.18	Troll 2	1990
9.162	#132.	10.23.18	Beginners	2011
9.147	#170.	03.07.19	Suspiria	2018
9.145	#179.	03.20.19	Burning	2018
9.140	#28.	04.28.15	Shut Up and Play the Hits	2012
9.139 ↑	#145. #171.	12.14.18	Dogtooth	2009
9.137	#86.	04.05.17	O.J.: Made in America	2016
9.119	#125.	07.31.18	Sorry to Bother You	2018
9.111	#182.	04.01.19	Us	2019
9.099 ↓	#127. #167.	09.12.18	Eighth Grade	2018
9.073	#165.	02.28.19	Wildlife	2018
9.065	#115.	03.20.18	Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri	2017
9.033	#108.	02.14.18	A Ghost Story	2017
9.029	#188.	04.29.19	The Witch	2016	➳
9.011	#121.	03.28.18	The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo	2011
9.009	#114.	03.16.18	Take Shelter	2011
9.009	#205.	11.20.19	Spiderman: Into the Spider-Verse	2018	➳
8.969	#126.	08.05.18	The King of Comedy	1982
8.945	#200.	11.07.19	Certain Women	2016	➳
8.931	#167.	03.07.19	First Reformed	2018
8.922	#12.	04.12.15	The Double	2013
8.902	#112.	02.22.18	Lemon	2017
8.892	#178.	03.20.19	Shoplifters	2018
8.888	#35.	05.05.15	Whiplash	2014
8.884	#157.	02.08.19	Puppet Master	1989
8.881	#111.	02.21.18	Get Out	2017
8.858	#76.	02.16.17	Manchester by the Sea	2016
8.825	#144.	12.12.18	You Were Never Really Here	2018
8.805	#117.	03.21.18	The Killing of a Sacred Deer	2017
8.779	#171.	03.08.19	Kinetta	2005
8.777	#154.	01.30.19	Mandy	2018
8.765	#53.	10.06.16	Selma	2014
8.609	#24.	04.24.15	Listen Up Philip	2014
8.572	#7.	04.06.15	Only Lovers Left Alive	2013
8.538	#156. #175.	02.05.19	Wild at Heart	1990
8.517 ↑	#104. #193.	02.01.18	Moana	2016
8.515	#106.	02.07.18	Ingrid Goes West	2017
8.340	#11.	04.11.15	Submarine	2014
8.329	#77.	02.21.17	Inside Llewyn Davis	2013
8.315	#84.	03.14.17	The Future	2011
8.312	#26.	04.26.15	12 Years a Slave	2013
8.312	#193.	05.28.19	Toy Story 3	2010	➳
8.288	#170.	03.07.19	Suspiria	1977
8.265	#10.	04.10.15	Snowpiercer	2014
8.229	#185.	04.11.19	The Beyond	1981	➳
8.225	#166.	03.06.19	Paddleton	2019
8.225	#99.	12.21.17	Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer	1964
8.223	#141.	12.11.18	How the Grinch Stole Christmas!	1966
8.192	#72.	02.07.17	Hail, Caesar!	2016
8.155	#89.	07.14.17	Buffalo '66	1998
8.139	#9.	04.09.15	MacGruber	2010
8.131	#133.	10.31.18	I'm Dangerous Tonight	1990
8.129	#4.	04.03.15	Hard Eight	1996
8.123	#174.	03.14.19	Brain Candy	1996
8.122	#159.	02.15.19	Overlord	2018
8.120	#197.	11.12.19	Toy Story 4	2019	➳
8.117	#64.	12.16.16	HyperNormalisation	2016
8.103	#45.	08.09.15	The Zero Theorem	2014
8.100	#58.	11.03.16	Cloverfield	2008
8.092	#29.	04.30.15	Going Clear: Scientology and the Prison of Belief	2015
8.048	#88.	07.07.17	The Beguiled	2017
8.028	#162.	02.22.19	Personal Shopper	2016
8.020	#129.	10.11.18	The Pit	1981
8.008	#17.	04.17.15	Frank	2014
8.005	#5.	04.04.15	Tiny Furniture	2010
7.999	#199.	11.06.19	Zama	2017	➳
7.990	#163.	02.22.19	Velvet Buzzsaw	2019
7.979	#119.	03.27.18	Wormwood	2017
7.962	#93.	11.21.17	The Big Sick	2017
7.944	#120.	03.28.18	Project Nim	2011
7.911	#60.	11.17.16	The Russian Woodpecker	2015
7.902	#78.	02.28.17	The Century of the Self	2002
7.877	#62.	12.08.16	The Eagle Huntress	2016
7.855	#42.	08.02.16	Noah	2014
7.823	#158.	02.12.19	A Quiet Place	2018
7.813	#169.	03.09.19	Behind the Curve	2018
7.809	#87.	06.28.17	Okja	2017
7.808	#52.	09.24.16	The Shrimp on the Barbie	1990
7.804	#166.	03.06.19	Shirkers	2018
7.803	#123.	07.12.18	Despicable Me 3	2017
7.799	#150. #175.	01.18.19	Inland Empire	2006
7.792 ↑	#145. #171.	12.14.18	Alps	2011
7.791	#71.	02.03.17	Behind the Candelabra	2013
7.779	#110.	02.21.18	The Shape of Water	2017
7.777	#81.	03.07.17	The Happening	2008
7.776	#123.	07.12.18	Citizen Kane	1941
7.770 ↓	#141. #201	12.11.18	The Grinch	2018
7.733	#146.	12.19.18	Prisoners	2013
7.732	#146.	12.19.18	Sicario	2015
7.723	#172. #180.	03.14.19	The Holy Mountain	1973
7.714	#3.	04.02.15	Happy Christmas	2014
7.711	#55.	10.18.16	Digging for Fire	2015
7.639	#69.	01.20.17	Nebraska	2013
7.619	#15.	04.16.15	The Drop	2014
7.604	#97.	12.15.17	The Meyerowitz Stories	2017
7.577	#160. #175.	02.18.19	Dune	1984
7.566	#30.	04.30.15	All the Light in the Sky	2012
7.515	#105.	02.02.18	The Overnight	2015
7.509	#14.	04.16.15	20,000 Days on Earth	2014
7.488	#73.	02.10.17	Dallas Buyers Club	2013
7.484	#80.	03.03.17	The Wolf of Wall Street	2013
7.477	#160.	02.18.19	Jodorowsky's Dune	2013
7.460	#46.	08.12.16	Dirty Work	1998
7.450	#181.	03.28.19	Clifford	1994
7.411	#122.	03.29.18	Top Secret!	1984
7.397	#194.	06.03.19	The Ballad of Buster Scruggs	2018	➳
7.389	#51.	09.16.16	Spring	2014
7.344	#136.	11.16.18	Polytechnique	2009
7.321	#23.	04.23.15	Billy Joel: A Matter of Trust – The Bridge to Russia	2014
7.275	#22.	04.23.15	Paris, Texas	1984
7.266	#18.	04.18.15	Scanners	1981
7.265	#2.	04.01.15	The Brood	1979
7.237	#195.	06.04.19	Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile	2019	➳
7.229	#185.	04.11.19	The House by the Cemetery	1981	➳
7.220	#124.	07.31.15	I, Tonya	2017
7.197	#36.	05.06.15	Tabloid	2010
7.193	#40.	07.26.15	How to Draw a Bunny	2002
7.190	#13.	04.13.15	Edge of Tomorrow	2014
7.157	#134.	11.14.18	Three Identical Strangers	2018
7.137	#183.	04.02.19	7 Chinese Brothers	2015
7.131	#133.	10.31.18	Halloween	2018
7.129	#185.	04.11.19	City of the Living Dead	1980	➳
7.125	#196.	10.29.19	Venom	2018	➳
7.120	#65.	12.21.15	Weiner-Dog	2016
7.112	#113.	02.23.15	Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead: The Story of the National Lampoon	2015
7.109	#140.	12.05.18	Best Worst Movie	2009
7.107	#176. #180.	03.19.19	Santa Sangre	1989
7.106	#204.	11.15.19	Matangi/Maya/M.I.A.	2018	➳
7.102	#168. #180.	03.14.19	El Topo	1970
7.100	#59.	11.17.16	Sex and Broadcasting	2014
7.066	#187.	04.14.19	Screwed in Houston	2007	N/A
7.048	#32.	05.02.15	The Punk Singer	2013
7.009	#184.	04.06.19	The Galaxy Invader	1985
6.999	#107.	01.27.18	The Disaster Artist	2017
6.977	#102.	02.08.18	I Don't Feel at Home in This World Anymore	2017
6.950	#151.	01.21.19	Annihilation	2018
6.944	#144.	12.12.18	We Need to Talk about Kevin	2011
6.919	#41.	08.01.16	Interstellar	2014
6.909	#189.	04.30.19	Truth in Numbers? Everything, According to Wikipedia (2012)	2012	➳
6.903	#96.	12.14.17	Landline	2017
6.892	#38.	08.05.15	Jurassic World	2015
6.872	#34.	05.04.15	Nightcrawler	2014
6.866	#164. #180.	02.26.19	Fando and Lis	1968
6.806	#113.	02.23.15	A Futile and Stupid Gesture	2018
6.805	#50.	08.23.15	A Most Violent Year	2014
6.805	#104.	02.01.18	Ferdinand	2017
6.772	#137.	11.20.18	Curfew	1989
6.770	#20.	04.20.15	Guardians of the Galaxy	2014
6.756	#147.	01.04.19	Incendies	2010
6.748	#16.	04.16.15	Grey Gardens	1975
6.666	#191.	05.14.19	John Wick	2014	➳
6.665	#191.	05.14.19	John Wick: Chapter 2	2017	➳
6.663	#173.	03.14.19	BlacKkKlansman	2018
6.660	#90.	07.20.17	Mike and the Mad Dog: 30 for 30	2017
6.621	#63.	12.08.16	Tony Robbins: I Am Not Your Guru	2016
6.617	#139.	12.04.18	A Star is Born	2018
6.606	#56.	10.27.16	Palo Alto	2013
6.599	#152.	01.24.18	Private Life	2018
6.581	#153.	01.29.19	Fyre	2019
6.580	#153.	01.29.19	Fyre Fraud	2019
6.575	#70.	01.31.17	Other People	2016
6.441	#143.	12.11.18	The Belko Experiment	2016
6.438	#151.	01.21.19	Black Mirror: Bandersnatch	2018
6.405	#37.	05.07.15	Blue Ruin	2014
6.358	#33.	05.03.15	The One I Love	2014
6.266	#47.	08.18.15	Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles	1990
6.252	#135.	11.15.18	Cape Fear	1952
6.250	#157.	02.08.19	Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich	2018
6.247	#120.	03.28.18	Stanley Kubrick: A Life in Pictures	2001
6.233	#118.	03.27.18	Brad's Status	2017
6.200	#103.	01.31.18	Slow Century	2002
6.171	#158. #175.	02.12.19	The Straight Story	2018
6.166	#202.	11.13.19	I Am Mother	2019	➳
6.156	#79.	03.01.17	Joy	2015
6.126	#25.	04.25.15	The Color Wheel	2011
6.062	#150.	01.18.19	Game Night	2018
6.037	#190.	05.01.19	Support the Girls	2018	➳
6.009	#68.	01.19.17	Sky Ladder	2016
5.999	#152.
5.979	#206.	11.21.19	Silver Jew	2007	➳
01.24.18	The Elephant Man	1980
5.959	#27.	04.27.15	Lucy	2014
⤋	⤋	⤋	–– the 'lucy' line (cannot recommend below)––	⤋
5.912	#57.	10.28.15	Brian Eno: 1971-1977 – The Man Who Fell to Earth	2012
5.751	#94.	11.21.17	'51 Dons	2014
5.599	#67.	12.22.16	Scrooged	1988
5.589	#49.	08.22.15	American Ultra	2015
5.525	#19.	04.19.15	The Philadelphia Experiment	1984
5.520	#138.	11.27.18	Planes, Trains & Automobiles	1987
5.500	#198.	11.05.19	Rolling Thunder Revue: A Bob Dylan Story by Martin Scorsese	2019	➳
5.242	#83.	03.10.17	Rats	2016
5.107	#82.	03.09.17	Warm Bodies	2013
5.066	#54.	10.11.16	Only God Forgives	2013
5.023	#1.	03.27.15	The Theory of Everything	2014
5.008	#74.	02.13.17	Particle Fever	2013
4.599	#8.	04.07.15	World War Z	2013
4.515	#147.	01.04.19	Bird Box	2018
4.414	#149.	01.10.19	The Kindergarten Teacher	2018
4.371	#6.	04.05.15	The Station Agent	2003
4.204	#43.	08.03.16	Maggie	2015
4.199	#177. #180.	03.20.19	The Rainbow Thief	1990
4.169	#131.	10.12.18	One Night in the Tropics	1940
4.117	#66.	12.22.16	We Are Twisted F***ing Sister	2014
4.001	#203.	11.14.19	If....	1969	➳
3.981	#197.	10.30.19	The Emoji Movie	2017	➳
3.966	#197.	10.30.19	Ralph Breaks the Internet	2018	➳
3.819	#31.	05.01.15	St. Vincent	2014
3.675	#48.	08.20.15	The Puffy Chair	2005
3.662	#95.	12.12.17	Colossal	2016
3.505	#100.	01.16.18	Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menance	1999
3.505	#100.	01.16.18	Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones	2002
3.505	#100.	01.16.18	Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith	2005
3.488	#155.	02.03.19	Blindspotting	2018
3.475	#130.	10.12.18	Digging to China	1998
3.451	#44.	08.05.16	A Walk in the Woods	2015
3.220	#124.	07.31.15	The Last Days of Michael Jackson	2018
3.199	#61.	11.23.16	The Cake Eaters	2007
2.744	#161.	02.21.19	Gotti	2018
2.605	#172. #180.	03.14.19	Tusk	1980
1.893	#85.	03.30.17	Tusk	2014
1.423	#193.	05.28.19	The Perfection	2019	➳

*3.33 a month actually but who's counting?