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🔒 lifecast.info 🔒 ($6)


one of my longest running 'web properties' is lifecast.info - it is also the project that has gone thru the most it-eratrions. currently, it serves as a highly confessionally wasteland for my deepest darkest thoughts (see a sample post here) and the only way you can gain access to it is if you:

• email me a key emojicon (🔑) via this portal with your valid return email address
• I will respond ASAP with a P.O. Box address in New Jersey
• snail-mail me (AT LEAST) $6 US Dollars CASH with a note including your email address
• I will reply back via email with the pass-word to enter lifecast.info

the pass-word will be constantly changing so please make sure to check your email frequently to re-gain access to the web portal. this price is for a life-time guaranteed subscrip-a-dip but I reserve the right to pull the plug at any moment for any reason (both in general AND per user), in other words:

• all sales final
• caveat emptor
• there's no crying in lifecast
• the future is unwritten lifecast

I am willing to waive the $6 fee in exchange for access to your private, pass-word-protected online diary. inquire within.

shalom and also namaste, thank you for interest in this special internet offer today!