one of my longest running 'web properties' is lifecast.info - it is also the project that has gone thru the most it-eratrions. currently, it serves as a highly confessionally wasteland for my deepest darkest thoughts and the only way you can gain access to it is if you:
• send me $6 (US) via snail mail to an undisclosed P.O. Box, the address for which you can request through this portal
• include a key emojicon (🔑) in the subject line + a small note about why you want access + your email in that message
I will respond with the pass-word via email ASAP. the pass-word will be constantly changing so please make sure to check your email frequently to re-gain access to the web portal. this price is for a life-time guaranteed subscrip-a-dip but I reserve the right to pull the plug at any moment for any reason, in other words:
• all sales final
• caveat emptor
• there's no crying in lifecast
• the future is
shalom and also namaste, thank you for interest in this special internet offer today!