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Thursday, May 5, 2022

I redesigned Carmelo Anthony's personal brand logo as I personal cry for help


I honestly didn't have to do much to it. Here's the original. I'm doing fine btw.

Saturday, March 26, 2022


love getting normal comments on my youtube channel (it was on this vid FWIW - I think the algo got screwy again and people are finding this as they search for this song maybe [actually idk] - either way: i hid that user from the channel because it was freaking me out a lil)

Wednesday, March 9, 2022

Yesterday, I took my daughter to the eye doctor and in the waiting room they were playing Moana only the aspect ratio was all screwed up and something was wrong with the color. So the film was letterboxed and super stretched out and the saturation was too hot and there might have been some other glitch thing happening (if it wasn't for those amazing Lin Manuel Mirando songs, perhaps it would have been unrecognizable?). This flat screen was maybe 26" but it looked twenty years old and it was mounted right below the ceiling (far too high); it was so heavy — despite its relatively small size (because of its age) — it looked like it could fall at any moment and "I AM MOANA!!!" might decapitate a toddler (sadly). Afterwards, we went to Target to do some capitalism and a roving band of tweens were haunting the isles and they were far too loud and I'm comfortable enough to admit, they scared me. At one point one of these kids yelped, "KANYE WEST IS DEAD!!!" and it caught my ear above the rest of their 'conversation' — which previously had resembled some noxious, oddly machine-like clang — and, against my better judgment, I pulled out my phone and googled "kanye west dead." It turns out he wasn't dead but he had posted a 'poem' on his Instagram about being dead? I don't know. I didn't care to look into the matter further.

Friday, February 18, 2022

PUTTING THIS HERE

Taking this off YouTube for some reason. Shout-out to this guy who left me back-to-back comments about my rug 9 years ago

Confession: I don't know how to say this

 It was a long time but not that long ago

Sunday, January 2, 2022

I forgot I wrote this note about a dream I had playing hockey in like an open area at a big mall that was frozen over and all the department stores were open and their floors were ice too and of the puck 🏒 which was a seashell 🐚 went in one of the stores it was still a live puck and I don't know how to skate so I think I was on foot maybe and we were playing a really good team (their might have been announcers I could hear?) and I went into like Macy's or something which was behind our opponent's goal and retrieved the puck (🐚) and I made a pass to a teammate who scored it for the win and then I woke up