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Monday, October 17, 2016
SOON THE DELICIOUS CUISINE I CALL 'SHRIMP KARDASHIAN' WILL BE AS FAMOUS AND AS WIDELY EATEN AS CLAMS CASINO, OYSTERS ROCKEFELLER OR THE HAM BURGER. "S.K. IS O.K." THAT IS SLOGAN FOR THIS FOOD. WHAT IS IT, YOU ASK? WELL IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF RAW SHRIMP (AT LEAST 35 MATED PAIRS--IT'S IMPERATIVE THAT YOU HOLD A WEDDING OR OTHER CULTURALLY SIMILAR EVENT FOR EACH PAIR TO RECOGNIZE THIS!) IN A HUGE VAT OF MAYO. THE MAYO CAN BE ANY BRAND THAT IS NOT HELLMAN'S. IT CAN BE MIRACLE WHIP. SURE IT CAN, MY FRIEND. PLEASE EMAIL YOUR 'SHRIMP KARDASHIAN' PICTURES TO JEFFKKAST @ GMAIL.COM AND I'LL POST THEM HERE ON THIS BLOG. HAVE A GREAT DAY IN THE U.S.A.