๐’ฒ๐‘’๐“๐’ธ๐‘œ๐“‚๐‘’ ๐“‰๐‘œ ๐“‚๐“Ž ๐“Œ๐‘’๐’ท๐“ˆ๐’พ๐“‰๐‘’! ๐’ฒ๐‘œ๐“Œ ๐“๐‘œ๐‘œ๐“€ ๐’ถ๐“‰ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’พ๐“ˆ ๐“‰๐‘’๐“๐“‰ ๐’ถ๐“๐“ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐“Œ๐’ถ๐“Ž ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐“‰๐‘œ๐“… ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐“…๐’ถ๐‘”๐‘’, ๐“Œ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰'๐“ˆ ๐’พ๐“‰ ๐’น๐‘œ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“‡๐‘’? ๐ผ ๐’ท๐‘’๐“‰ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰'๐“ˆ ๐“Œ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š'๐“‡๐‘’ ๐“Œ๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐’น๐‘’๐“‡๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘”. ๐ผ๐’ป ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š'๐“‡๐‘’ ๐“ƒ๐‘œ๐“‰ ๐“Œ๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐’น๐‘’๐“‡๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“ƒ ๐“‚๐’ถ๐“Ž๐’ท๐‘’ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š'๐“‡๐‘’ ๐“Œ๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐’น๐‘’๐“‡๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐“Œ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š ๐’ถ๐“‡๐‘’ ๐‘”๐‘œ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐“‰๐‘œ ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐’ป๐‘œ๐“‡ ๐“๐“Š๐“ƒ๐’ธ๐’ฝ; ๐ผ ๐‘œ๐’ป๐“‰๐‘’๐“ƒ ๐“Œ๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐’น๐‘’๐“‡ ๐’ถ๐’ท๐‘œ๐“Š๐“‰ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰. ๐’œ๐“ƒ๐“Ž๐’ฝ๐‘œ๐“Œ, ๐’พ๐’ป ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š'๐“‡๐‘’ ๐“ˆ๐“‰๐’พ๐“๐“ ๐“‡๐‘’๐’ถ๐’น๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’พ๐“ˆ ๐“‰๐‘’๐“๐“‰ ๐“ˆ๐’ธ๐“‡๐‘œ๐“๐“, ๐“๐‘’๐“‰ ๐“‚๐‘’ ๐’ฟ๐“Š๐“ˆ๐“‰ ๐“ˆ๐’ถ๐“Ž ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰ ๐’พ๐“‰'๐“ˆ ๐’ถ ๐“…๐“๐‘’๐’ถ๐“ˆ๐“Š๐“‡๐‘’ ๐“‰๐‘œ ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š ๐’ธ๐‘œ๐“‚๐‘’ ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“‹๐’พ๐“ˆ๐’พ๐“‰ ๐“‚๐“Ž ๐“Œ๐‘’๐’ท๐“…๐’ถ๐‘”๐‘’ ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐ผ ๐“‡๐‘’๐’ถ๐“๐“๐“Ž ๐’ฝ๐‘œ๐“…๐‘’ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š ๐’ป๐‘œ๐“๐“๐‘œ๐“Œ ๐’ถ๐“๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“‚๐’ถ๐“Ž๐’ท๐‘’ ๐‘’๐“‹๐‘’๐“ƒ ๐’ท๐‘œ๐‘œ๐“€๐“‚๐’ถ๐“‡๐“€ ๐’พ๐“‰ ๐“ˆ๐‘œ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š ๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“ƒ ๐“‹๐’พ๐“ˆ๐’พ๐“‰ ๐’พ๐“‰ ๐“Œ๐’พ๐“‰๐’ฝ ๐‘’๐’ถ๐“ˆ๐‘’ ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐“ˆ๐’พ๐’น๐‘’ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š๐“‡ ๐“Œ๐‘’๐’ท ๐’ท๐“‡๐‘œ๐“Œ๐“ˆ๐‘’๐“‡ ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐’ธ๐’ฝ๐‘œ๐’พ๐’ธ๐‘’. ๐ผ ๐’ถ๐“‚ ๐’ถ๐“๐“ˆ๐‘œ ๐’ป๐’ถ๐’พ๐“‡๐“๐“Ž ๐’ถ๐’ธ๐“‰๐’พ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐’ถ ๐’ฝ๐‘œ๐“ˆ๐“‰ ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐“ˆ๐‘œ๐’ธ๐’พ๐’ถ๐“ ๐“‚๐‘’๐’น๐’พ๐’ถ ๐“…๐“๐’ถ๐“‰๐’ป๐‘œ๐“‡๐“‚๐“ˆ ๐“ˆ๐‘œ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š ๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“ƒ ๐’ป๐’พ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“‚๐‘’ ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘œ๐“ˆ๐‘’, ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“๐’พ๐“€๐‘’, ๐’ป๐‘œ๐“๐“๐‘œ๐“Œ, ๐“ˆ๐“Š๐’ท๐“ˆ๐’ธ๐“‡๐’พ๐’ท๐‘’ ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐‘”๐‘’๐“ƒ๐‘’๐“‡๐’ถ๐“๐“๐“Ž ๐’ฟ๐“Š๐“ˆ๐“‰ ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐’ถ ๐“๐‘œ๐“‰ ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐’ป๐“Š๐“ƒ ๐“‡๐‘’๐’ถ๐’น๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น, ๐’พ๐’ป ๐’พ๐“‰ ๐“ˆ๐“‰๐“‡๐’พ๐“€๐‘’๐“ˆ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š๐“‡ ๐’ป๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’ธ๐“Ž, *๐“ˆ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‡๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘”* (๐“Œ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐“€-๐“Œ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐“€) ๐“‚๐“Ž ๐“…๐‘œ๐“ˆ๐“‰๐“ˆ. ๐’ช๐’ฝ, ๐’ถ๐“๐“ˆ๐‘œ, ๐ผ ๐’ป๐‘œ๐“‡๐‘”๐‘œ๐“‰ ๐“‰๐‘œ ๐“‚๐‘’๐“ƒ๐“‰๐’พ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰ ๐“‚๐“Ž ๐“ƒ๐’ถ๐“‚๐‘’'๐“ˆ ๐’ฅ๐‘’๐’ป๐’ป ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐ผ ๐“๐’พ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐’พ๐“ƒ ๐’ซ๐’ฝ๐’พ๐“๐’ถ๐’น๐‘’๐“๐“…๐’ฝ๐’พ๐’ถ ๐“ƒ๐‘œ๐“Œ. ๐‘€๐’ถ๐“Ž๐’ท๐‘’ ๐ผ'๐“๐“ ๐“๐’พ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐’พ๐“ƒ ๐’ถ ๐’น๐’พ๐’ป๐’ป๐‘’๐“‡๐‘’๐“ƒ๐“‰ ๐“…๐’ถ๐“‡๐“‰ ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐“Œ๐‘œ๐“‡๐“๐’น ๐’พ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’ป๐“Š๐“‰๐“Š๐“‡๐‘’, ๐’ท๐“Š๐“‰ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰'๐“ˆ ๐“Œ๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“‡๐‘’ ๐ผ ๐“๐’พ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐’ป๐‘œ๐“‡ ๐“ƒ๐‘œ๐“Œ. ๐’ช๐’ฆ, ๐ผ ๐’ป๐‘’๐‘’๐“ ๐“๐’พ๐“€๐‘’ ๐ผ'๐“‹๐‘’ ๐“‰๐’ถ๐“€๐‘’๐“ƒ ๐“Š๐“… ๐‘’๐“ƒ๐‘œ๐“Š๐‘”๐’ฝ ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š ๐“‰๐’พ๐“‚๐‘’ ๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“‡๐‘’ ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐“‚๐’ถ๐“‡๐“†๐“Š๐‘’๐‘’๐‘’... ๐’ฎ๐‘œ ๐‘”๐‘’๐“‰ ๐“‰๐‘œ ๐’ธ๐“๐’พ๐’ธ๐“€๐’พ๐“ƒ' ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“ˆ๐’ธ๐“‡๐‘œ๐“๐“๐’พ๐“ƒ'! ๐’ž๐“๐’พ๐’ธ๐“€๐’พ๐“ƒ'... ๐’ฎ๐’ธ๐“‡๐‘œ๐“๐“๐’พ๐“ƒ'...๐’ถ๐’ฝ, ๐’ฟ๐“Š๐“ˆ๐“‰ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’ท๐‘’๐“ˆ๐“‰ ๐“ˆ๐“‰๐“Š๐’ป๐’ป ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐‘’๐’ถ๐“‡๐“‰๐’ฝ ๐’พ๐“‚๐‘œ. ๐’œ ๐‘”๐‘œ๐‘œ๐’น ๐“…๐“๐’ถ๐’ธ๐‘’ ๐“‰๐‘œ ๐“ˆ๐“‰๐’ถ๐“‡๐“‰ ๐“‚๐’พ๐‘”๐’ฝ๐“‰ ๐’ท๐‘’ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’น๐“‡๐‘œ๐“…-๐’น๐‘œ๐“Œ๐“ƒ ๐“‚๐‘’๐“ƒ๐“Š ๐’น๐’พ๐“‡๐‘’๐’ธ๐“‰๐“๐“Ž ๐’ท๐‘’๐“๐‘œ๐“Œ, ๐“Œ๐’ฝ๐’พ๐’ธ๐’ฝ ๐’พ๐“ˆ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐“‚๐‘œ๐“ˆ๐“‰ ๐’ธ๐‘œ๐“‚๐“…๐“‡๐‘’๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“ƒ๐“ˆ๐’พ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐“๐’พ๐“ˆ๐“‰ ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐’ถ๐“๐“ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’น๐“Š๐“‚๐’ท ๐“…๐“‡๐‘œ๐’ฟ๐‘’๐’ธ๐“‰๐“ˆ ๐ผ'๐“‹๐‘’ ๐“‚๐’ถ๐’น๐‘’ ๐’พ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’ถ๐“‡๐“‰๐“ˆ. ๐ป๐’ถ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐’ถ ๐‘”๐‘œ๐‘œ๐’น ๐’น๐’ถ๐“Ž. ๐’ข๐‘œ๐’ท ๐’ท๐“๐‘’๐“ˆ๐“ˆ. ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿคข
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This is a bit of a throwaway-type thing but it's kinda cool if you're a Pavementhead. Not-essential in anyway but worth it for fans.

๐Ÿผ Just a little message for the haters ๐Ÿผ

This one unfortunately got cut off short but not before I said the word "umm" a whole shit ton, previewed the current /up-to-the-second Super Bowl 52 odds, gave my plays of the night (UNC -2, RU +6.5, Xavier -4.5, OKC first half -1.5) and my thoughts on the racist Indians mascot a'goin' bye-bye!

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Doing something different since I registered the URL...this is the debut episode of that show and basically it's just me figuring out to use that app, etc. In the future, I think all of the Eps I do there will be under 5-min blasts that will then re-surface here on the jeffkkast feed later in their normal audio, or something idk...
In just a matter of minutes [it's currently 2:37:36 PM EST] I'll be broadcasting live via anchor.fm/myspace; this will be Episode One of my rebooted LIVE PODCAST SHOW, ❛here & know❜––it would mean the world to me if you tuned in. Gob bless.

UPDATE: Listen for yourself, folks...




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Recent Expenditures...

Oh, hi... movie review.

I know Google is a progressive company and all but celebrating the life of Heaven’s Gate cult leader, "Do," is taking it a bit far; don't you think?
'sup sports fans? Today I have a hot Turkish soccer parlay that's sure to warm your cockles (whatever they are). Yes, I am posting this after the games started but I assume my listeners have a time travel machine. What's that you say? You do! And you've already used it to make a zillion dollars Back to the Future 2 Biff Style? Well, look at you. That's tremendous! I also talk about all ten NBA games tonight and re-live the magic of my brilliant Michigan +9.5 pick last night. Enjoy. And now, a poem...


TIE BABY TIE, DON'T MAKE YOUR JEFFY CRY
YOU'RE GOOD ENOUGH TO SCORE LESSER
AND TIE BABY TIE, TIE TIE BABY TIE

I'm bringing back my SportzBlasts, a show within the show (main podcast). Or something. We're already off to a rip-roaring start as I screwed up betting the Michigan @ Purdue game too early. C'est la vie. Other fun things include: my funplay™ of the knight (Knicks win first half/lose game, an 11-2 payout!), my attempt to pick all 500 college hoops games against the spread and lots of dead air! It's good to be back.

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January 24th


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EPIC rant on the news that Jack White will make concertgoers lock their phones in something called a Yonder Sack which they will all presumably sling around their necks because Jack White likes looking out at a see of dorks with bulky lanyards swinging about. It's a good one, folks. Not to be missed! Subscribe to the $1.23 level to listen in full at http://ift.tt/2a040tV Total length of the episode = 9:28

ALSO: I think this might be finest podcast 'cover art' to date. Not 2 toot my own horn but 2oot-2oot!

๐Ÿ‘Ž✴️NEW SONG ALERT✴️๐Ÿ‘Ž

Some backstory here? Why not.

I thought it would be funny to show off a dumb video of me singing one of my acapella song creations on a cracked iPhone 4––which, at this point, are automatic reflexes and more of a nuisance than anything else, but I digress––and then I thought it would be funnier if I put something random and creepy on the screen of my iMac like so it seemed that it was just something I happened to be looking at when I decided to do this dumb thing, and my initial choice was tentacle porn (a nod to this) and I actually recorded one with tentacle porn in the background (just a screen featuring the initial results of a google image search for "tentacle porn") but I second-guessed myself, thinking that was too gross, and went with 9/11 instead. Voila. THAT HOW THE SAUSAGE GET MADE Y'ALL.

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Who am I but a man willing to put his money where his mouth is: The best thing in Star Wars: The Last Jedi was... the porgs.
Whoa can't forget to give "Me" a happy birthday on the sixth!
This one is a little more poop/BM-centric than I would've preferred initially. But really the gist is that the confusing, math-head marketing schemes behind paper towel and toilet paper sales is total B.S. (bullshit) and I'm sick of it! Also, this one features a brief discussion about the two types of people in this world. Bidet folk and non-bidet folk; guess which one your humble host is among?

๐Ÿคท ret·con /retkรคn/๐Ÿคท

here, via my insta, i present a short film abt posting, ft. various utep collegiate athletics football squad helmets.
Let the soccer boys play to a tie, he said, with a sigh
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Another edition to the sporadic, ongoing series where I record my 3yo daughter doing talking and doing things. Apologies for parts of this one when I picked her up like an airplane and went to the other room looking for more waterproof toys.

January 23rd


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It's the 101st movie review I've done so I decided to do a goofy-ass "comedic" thing at the beginning which IDK it's a thing that I did. This is the new Paul Thomas Anderson (PTA) movie so of course it's good. Didn't expect the Liam Neeson as Qui-Gon Un to be in the move either!

He dragged the foot

It's funny to me that NFL is the only place a man can be accused of "dragging his feet" and it's a good thing. Tell that to my wife!

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In this ep I talk about my recent and most troubling droid ish, I ponder whether can you upload videos and photos to instagram on your computer (you cannot), how my fav emoji is the cowboy hat man (aka "the sheriff", the return of the jedi ellipsis contro and promote my movie reviews that I got coming up. It's a good one, folks. Not to be missed! Subscribe to the $1.23 level to listen »»» http://ift.tt/2a040tV Total length of ep = 19:42

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January 22nd


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jfc lol wha?

I'm going to rapidfire start putting these puppies on YT and here. And then, eventually, here. And the: the future™. The reckoning is nigh.
Be Aware.. Be Weary.. something is coming..

In praise of VK

VK is Russian Facebook. But it is really so much more.

Here's some more background into my dealings with this thing.

January 21st


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My early dealings with this music distro app/service "Amuse" have not been great!

January 22, 2018 at 02:34PM

A long time ago in this galaxy wish I was so, so there....
Not sure what this or will be but it is something I made...

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I dunno if this is the 23rd time I have done the podcasting whilst driving thing on a Monday Morn' but let's call it that and let's number them all from here on out. I mostly talk about the football game and how they might burn down Philadelphia if the Eagles win the Super Bowl in two weeks.
So this is where I'm at now. Here's my resubmitted album art to that service, mentioned earlier. Apparently my "first attempt" was both too blurry (umm, art? ever heard of it?) and got flagged for having words (any words!) that weren't a) the EXACT title of the release and b) the EXACT name of the band I registered––in this case: "a THE PIZZA PUPPIES release" instead of just "THE PIZZA PUPPIES" ...i guess:(((

It's frustrating because this stuff is so dumb to begin with. I just want an avenue to get it to these outlets because that would be even dumber. And I am shocked and dismayed when my quest for more dumbness is thwarted!

ลฆเน€เธ เธ„llื ฯ‚๏เน“เน€เธ 'เน€เธ t๏ ลฆ๏ฯ‚เธขเธฃ–My ๐Ÿ‘Ž

Brady is going to win the super bowl this year b/c it will be his 6th and 6 is the number of the beast; Brady is satan is what i'm sayin nbd.

༺ NFL CHAMPIONSHIP PIX ༻


My picks (mostly on this early game; I might post more later about the Vikes/Iggles), in four parts…

The only L E V E L i truly aspire 2

This is the cover I submitted for this '''release''' {DJ President Trump, y'all} via a new APP-ONLY! (lol) service that, apparently, delivers your shit to ALL serving platforms with NO service fee + NO royalty %! If that seems too good to be true––ha!!––I'm wit u. We'll see...... (this is the alternative cover OF COURSE; I'd never actually do a design like this, what am I CRAZZZY??) (it's called "a THE PIZZA PUPPIES release" b/c The Pizza Puppies were the name I applied for via the app and I, obviously, thought that was appropz)

I have a (literal) ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ take on the Tom Brady hand injury

So, it was super weird that he wore gloves to his presser. This is true. If it was some kind of structural injury than what would gloves be hiding? Especially if he can make a fist, as has been reported. So my hot take is... that he burned his hand. (Get it? Hot?) Maybe he grabbed a castiron skillet at home or something, but that's what he's hiding: treated, bandaged burns. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ baby! Let's go. #GloveGate
I think classifying this as "bizarre" does no justice to the sentiment behind it but what the fuck do I know.

January 19, 2018 at 10:51AM

Having some A+ 'rrhea r.n. TBH

Shenanigoons

New band name i'm swirrrrlllling around

Trumblr

So I heard Donald Trump (prez) wants to buy the website Tumblr. Did you see this? Did you hear about this? Yeah, if he does he'll probably re-name the thing TRUMBLER! The ego on this guy, ya know?
Catch up on the madness of the EVERYDAY SONGZ project here.
I do the work and whatnot... (thought I had been recording this one for like 10+ minutes and then realized it wasn't recording and so I was really frustrated) (also the microphone was in a bad place so there is a bumping sound throughout) (also the "cover art" is weird but I explained it in the part that didn't get recorded and don't feel like explaining it again)
My company name is NextGen Solutions Unlimited LTD™

Shenani-NO-can-DO

Well i gues 2day is THURS-DAY
I need a big, ORCA-SIZED lunch to feed that hatred lingering inside me, to shut that shit up, ya hurr?

Howz_the_year_goin_4U?


Guess u could say its going pretty_OK 4ME ;)

Trump + Car AIDS

The big topic of the day has been this health report on Donald Trump. Have you seen this? Have you heard about this? Yup, everyone's talking about if this guy's healthy enough to be present... well, I'm wondering if this guy's even fit to wash my car! He'd probably give my poor Honda "Car AIDS" (AIDS for cars, very bad).

๐Ÿ‚ฝ๐Ÿ‚ฝ๐Ÿ‚ฝ๐Ÿ‚ฝ๐Ÿ‚ฝ๐Ÿ‚ฝ๐Ÿ‚ฝ๐Ÿ‚ฝ๐Ÿ‚ฝ + ๐Ÿ‚ฝ๐Ÿ‚ฝ๐Ÿ‚ฝ๐Ÿ‚ฝ๐Ÿ‚ฝ + ๐Ÿ‚ฝ๐Ÿ‚ฝ๐Ÿ‚ฝ๐Ÿ‚ฝ-๐Ÿ‚ฝ๐Ÿ‚ฝ๐Ÿ‚ฝ

$82.20

I coulda saved fifteen bucks if I'd purchased these at the venue but it's freezing out and I was worried it would sell out like this one just did :(

YouTube disabling low-view accounts from monetizing is kind of a b.s. movie imo. I don't see how this will combat nazism or [whatever]. I really don't. The 'wild wild west' nature of YT always made it feel like the most level playing field of the social networks, if you even want to lump it in with them. Oh well, the Facebookification of the Internet knows no limits. Say la, V.
I give these film a 3.505 out of 10.000! That's a right, a three-way tie for sucking majorly!

My Top 5 Movies of 2017

5. The Beguiled: kind of a distant 5th at this point; I'm still catching up on most of the good ones and would assume this falls out (but based on score, I'll leave it here).

4. Brigsby Bear: a rare treat where the audacity of a wacky premise is equaled by the strength of performers/execution.

3. Nathan for You: Finding Frances: not technically a "movie" but who cares! This feature length piece is one of the most original things I've seen in awhile.

2. Phantom Thread: PTA continues his reign as the best filmmaker in the world right now; my podcast review is forthcoming.

1. Lady Bird: a classic.

$43.17 + $2.16 + $5.49


$40 (CASH) + $28.85

Hi. I forgot to keep the reciepts for these transactions. Please forgive me. I got cash out to buy beer at the Purling Hiss show I went to and then I spent $28.85 on a bottle of wine and a six-pack for watching the playoffs yesterday at my bro-in-law's. January's total remaining spenditure =


I like movies and music and other forms of art

pษ™หˆro͞oz

It would interesting and nice if everyone was in a band and also an author and everyone's houses would just be music/bookshops where you could peruse their output; just by touching a physical artifact you would then magically 'own' said artifact in the digital platform of your choosing. Everything would be in the cloud and also real and we'd all really be on Cloud-9™. The End.

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A lot of people are sharing the exact time they first heard the new DJPT. #Humbled :)

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