This is my alibaster jrest

Shimon Shimon, let alone the three bathrooms didn't you buy

Here are the only 3 people I follow on Tumblr

❶ The only place to get Ezra Koenig's podcast outside of Apple
➁ The Residents account which hasn't been updated in a year
❸ One of my all-time favorite writers who I wish posted/wrote more

𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕚𝕤 𝕞𝕪 𝕝𝕚𝕗𝕖

They took down one of my greatest creations, folks. It was either Kid Rock or Woody Allen (isn't it always). But alas I shan't be deterred. Here it is on Twitter: the beginning of Manhattan with, umm, alternate music...

𝙑𝙞𝙢𝙚𝙤 𝙩𝙤𝙤𝙠 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙫𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙤 𝙙𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙗𝙚𝙘𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙚𝙞𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙆𝙞𝙙 𝙍𝙤𝙘𝙠 𝙤𝙧 𝙒𝙤𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝘼𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙣 (𝙤𝙧 𝙗𝙤𝙩𝙝? 𝙩𝙖𝙜 𝙩𝙚𝙖𝙢 𝙨𝙩𝙮𝙡𝙚?) 𝙖𝙨𝙠𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢 𝙩𝙤. 𝙊𝙝 𝙬𝙚𝙡𝙡, 𝙜𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙄'𝙡𝙡 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙩 𝙞𝙩 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚... pic.twitter.com/pN9MmWvNNj

— ジェフはここにいません。 jeffは他の場所です。🔽🍊🧡🔶📙🔸 (@0tterboy) October 19, 2018

I have seen HeLL

&frankly, iDon't wanna TalK abt iT

A+ #CLiCKBAiT ! sex sells oh hell yup-a-doodle doody pants it does ¡

what haha

Full Dis-Closure: I actually didn't click on this promoted tweet link despite the fact that I AM DYING TO KNOW WHAT THE HELL IT IS THESE FLIGHT ATTENDANTS ARE DOING IN 3 SECONDS!! this is because I have inner-strength and you can never take that away from me!