๐’ฒ๐‘’๐“๐’ธ๐‘œ๐“‚๐‘’ ๐“‰๐‘œ ๐“‚๐“Ž ๐“Œ๐‘’๐’ท๐“ˆ๐’พ๐“‰๐‘’! ๐’ฒ๐‘œ๐“Œ ๐“๐‘œ๐‘œ๐“€ ๐’ถ๐“‰ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’พ๐“ˆ ๐“‰๐‘’๐“๐“‰ ๐’ถ๐“๐“ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐“Œ๐’ถ๐“Ž ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐“‰๐‘œ๐“… ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐“…๐’ถ๐‘”๐‘’, ๐“Œ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰'๐“ˆ ๐’พ๐“‰ ๐’น๐‘œ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“‡๐‘’? ๐ผ ๐’ท๐‘’๐“‰ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰'๐“ˆ ๐“Œ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š'๐“‡๐‘’ ๐“Œ๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐’น๐‘’๐“‡๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘”. ๐ผ๐’ป ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š'๐“‡๐‘’ ๐“ƒ๐‘œ๐“‰ ๐“Œ๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐’น๐‘’๐“‡๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“ƒ ๐“‚๐’ถ๐“Ž๐’ท๐‘’ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š'๐“‡๐‘’ ๐“Œ๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐’น๐‘’๐“‡๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐“Œ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š ๐’ถ๐“‡๐‘’ ๐‘”๐‘œ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐“‰๐‘œ ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐’ป๐‘œ๐“‡ ๐“๐“Š๐“ƒ๐’ธ๐’ฝ; ๐ผ ๐‘œ๐’ป๐“‰๐‘’๐“ƒ ๐“Œ๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐’น๐‘’๐“‡ ๐’ถ๐’ท๐‘œ๐“Š๐“‰ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰. ๐’œ๐“ƒ๐“Ž๐’ฝ๐‘œ๐“Œ, ๐’พ๐’ป ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š'๐“‡๐‘’ ๐“ˆ๐“‰๐’พ๐“๐“ ๐“‡๐‘’๐’ถ๐’น๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’พ๐“ˆ ๐“‰๐‘’๐“๐“‰ ๐“ˆ๐’ธ๐“‡๐‘œ๐“๐“, ๐“๐‘’๐“‰ ๐“‚๐‘’ ๐’ฟ๐“Š๐“ˆ๐“‰ ๐“ˆ๐’ถ๐“Ž ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰ ๐’พ๐“‰'๐“ˆ ๐’ถ ๐“…๐“๐‘’๐’ถ๐“ˆ๐“Š๐“‡๐‘’ ๐“‰๐‘œ ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š ๐’ธ๐‘œ๐“‚๐‘’ ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“‹๐’พ๐“ˆ๐’พ๐“‰ ๐“‚๐“Ž ๐“Œ๐‘’๐’ท๐“…๐’ถ๐‘”๐‘’ ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐ผ ๐“‡๐‘’๐’ถ๐“๐“๐“Ž ๐’ฝ๐‘œ๐“…๐‘’ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š ๐’ป๐‘œ๐“๐“๐‘œ๐“Œ ๐’ถ๐“๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“‚๐’ถ๐“Ž๐’ท๐‘’ ๐‘’๐“‹๐‘’๐“ƒ ๐’ท๐‘œ๐‘œ๐“€๐“‚๐’ถ๐“‡๐“€ ๐’พ๐“‰ ๐“ˆ๐‘œ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š ๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“ƒ ๐“‹๐’พ๐“ˆ๐’พ๐“‰ ๐’พ๐“‰ ๐“Œ๐’พ๐“‰๐’ฝ ๐‘’๐’ถ๐“ˆ๐‘’ ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐“ˆ๐’พ๐’น๐‘’ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š๐“‡ ๐“Œ๐‘’๐’ท ๐’ท๐“‡๐‘œ๐“Œ๐“ˆ๐‘’๐“‡ ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐’ธ๐’ฝ๐‘œ๐’พ๐’ธ๐‘’. ๐ผ ๐’ถ๐“‚ ๐’ถ๐“๐“ˆ๐‘œ ๐’ป๐’ถ๐’พ๐“‡๐“๐“Ž ๐’ถ๐’ธ๐“‰๐’พ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐’ถ ๐’ฝ๐‘œ๐“ˆ๐“‰ ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐“ˆ๐‘œ๐’ธ๐’พ๐’ถ๐“ ๐“‚๐‘’๐’น๐’พ๐’ถ ๐“…๐“๐’ถ๐“‰๐’ป๐‘œ๐“‡๐“‚๐“ˆ ๐“ˆ๐‘œ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š ๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“ƒ ๐’ป๐’พ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“‚๐‘’ ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘œ๐“ˆ๐‘’, ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“๐’พ๐“€๐‘’, ๐’ป๐‘œ๐“๐“๐‘œ๐“Œ, ๐“ˆ๐“Š๐’ท๐“ˆ๐’ธ๐“‡๐’พ๐’ท๐‘’ ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐‘”๐‘’๐“ƒ๐‘’๐“‡๐’ถ๐“๐“๐“Ž ๐’ฟ๐“Š๐“ˆ๐“‰ ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐’ถ ๐“๐‘œ๐“‰ ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐’ป๐“Š๐“ƒ ๐“‡๐‘’๐’ถ๐’น๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น, ๐’พ๐’ป ๐’พ๐“‰ ๐“ˆ๐“‰๐“‡๐’พ๐“€๐‘’๐“ˆ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š๐“‡ ๐’ป๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’ธ๐“Ž, *๐“ˆ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‡๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘”* (๐“Œ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐“€-๐“Œ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐“€) ๐“‚๐“Ž ๐“…๐‘œ๐“ˆ๐“‰๐“ˆ. ๐’ช๐’ฝ, ๐’ถ๐“๐“ˆ๐‘œ, ๐ผ ๐’ป๐‘œ๐“‡๐‘”๐‘œ๐“‰ ๐“‰๐‘œ ๐“‚๐‘’๐“ƒ๐“‰๐’พ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰ ๐“‚๐“Ž ๐“ƒ๐’ถ๐“‚๐‘’'๐“ˆ ๐’ฅ๐‘’๐’ป๐’ป ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐ผ ๐“๐’พ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐’พ๐“ƒ ๐’ซ๐’ฝ๐’พ๐“๐’ถ๐’น๐‘’๐“๐“…๐’ฝ๐’พ๐’ถ ๐“ƒ๐‘œ๐“Œ. ๐‘€๐’ถ๐“Ž๐’ท๐‘’ ๐ผ'๐“๐“ ๐“๐’พ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐’พ๐“ƒ ๐’ถ ๐’น๐’พ๐’ป๐’ป๐‘’๐“‡๐‘’๐“ƒ๐“‰ ๐“…๐’ถ๐“‡๐“‰ ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐“Œ๐‘œ๐“‡๐“๐’น ๐’พ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’ป๐“Š๐“‰๐“Š๐“‡๐‘’, ๐’ท๐“Š๐“‰ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰'๐“ˆ ๐“Œ๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“‡๐‘’ ๐ผ ๐“๐’พ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐’ป๐‘œ๐“‡ ๐“ƒ๐‘œ๐“Œ. ๐’ช๐’ฆ, ๐ผ ๐’ป๐‘’๐‘’๐“ ๐“๐’พ๐“€๐‘’ ๐ผ'๐“‹๐‘’ ๐“‰๐’ถ๐“€๐‘’๐“ƒ ๐“Š๐“… ๐‘’๐“ƒ๐‘œ๐“Š๐‘”๐’ฝ ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š ๐“‰๐’พ๐“‚๐‘’ ๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“‡๐‘’ ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐“‚๐’ถ๐“‡๐“†๐“Š๐‘’๐‘’๐‘’... ๐’ฎ๐‘œ ๐‘”๐‘’๐“‰ ๐“‰๐‘œ ๐’ธ๐“๐’พ๐’ธ๐“€๐’พ๐“ƒ' ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“ˆ๐’ธ๐“‡๐‘œ๐“๐“๐’พ๐“ƒ'! ๐’ž๐“๐’พ๐’ธ๐“€๐’พ๐“ƒ'... ๐’ฎ๐’ธ๐“‡๐‘œ๐“๐“๐’พ๐“ƒ'...๐’ถ๐’ฝ, ๐’ฟ๐“Š๐“ˆ๐“‰ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’ท๐‘’๐“ˆ๐“‰ ๐“ˆ๐“‰๐“Š๐’ป๐’ป ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐‘’๐’ถ๐“‡๐“‰๐’ฝ ๐’พ๐“‚๐‘œ. ๐’œ ๐‘”๐‘œ๐‘œ๐’น ๐“…๐“๐’ถ๐’ธ๐‘’ ๐“‰๐‘œ ๐“ˆ๐“‰๐’ถ๐“‡๐“‰ ๐“‚๐’พ๐‘”๐’ฝ๐“‰ ๐’ท๐‘’ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’น๐“‡๐‘œ๐“…-๐’น๐‘œ๐“Œ๐“ƒ ๐“‚๐‘’๐“ƒ๐“Š ๐’น๐’พ๐“‡๐‘’๐’ธ๐“‰๐“๐“Ž ๐’ท๐‘’๐“๐‘œ๐“Œ, ๐“Œ๐’ฝ๐’พ๐’ธ๐’ฝ ๐’พ๐“ˆ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐“‚๐‘œ๐“ˆ๐“‰ ๐’ธ๐‘œ๐“‚๐“…๐“‡๐‘’๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“ƒ๐“ˆ๐’พ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐“๐’พ๐“ˆ๐“‰ ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐’ถ๐“๐“ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’น๐“Š๐“‚๐’ท ๐“…๐“‡๐‘œ๐’ฟ๐‘’๐’ธ๐“‰๐“ˆ ๐ผ'๐“‹๐‘’ ๐“‚๐’ถ๐’น๐‘’ ๐’พ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’ถ๐“‡๐“‰๐“ˆ. ๐ป๐’ถ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐’ถ ๐‘”๐‘œ๐‘œ๐’น ๐’น๐’ถ๐“Ž. ๐’ข๐‘œ๐’ท ๐’ท๐“๐‘’๐“ˆ๐“ˆ. ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿคข
   K E Y:  ✄= art ✎= lit ♪= music ✪= video;  = highly recommended content

Under the pseudonym of MC Nothingness I conjured these ideas. Jeff Bezos made me do it.
I only write novels. These posts aren't me. Anyone who comes for the posts should know that. Full disclosure. These are the words of a bot. I created the bot. It is my clone. Beff. That is the clone-bot's name. Beff is a good writer in his own, umm, right. He prefers poems and movies though. You can read a movie and watch a book. Novels aren't meant to be read anymore anyway. Just knowing they exist is enough. Cemeteries are the new libraries. Every ISBN is RIP. 

For whatever reason, I edited out all of 3eb lead singer Stephan Jenkins's stage banter from this live-streamed performance in Myrtle Beach earlier this month. I also tacked on some very similar banter from their Bonnaroo performance a couple weeks later because life is truly meaningless.
Going to see The Phish tonight. God help me.

The new penny


$0.01 never looked so good
is better 2 make art with the hands or with digital ?
eternal question
very hard to answer proper
will continue to search on for answer
so the ? becomes a .
one day

OR A POOL. WOULD BE GOOD TO BE IN A POOL RN! OR SLEEPING!! THAT ACTUALLY MIGHT BE THE BEST!

would rather b lying under a
tree somewhere in Cali tbh

What's better about not doing social media and only blog posts is that you can make the font look whatever the heck color and style you want whenever you want it. Hahaha try that on a tweet Obama or Ashton!
A band called The Plant-Based Dads.
Not sure what's inside a grape leaves.
Last night I dreamt my dad had a podcast.
LIP CLICK THING
I am a hashtag. Of course I am. I am nothing if not a self-contained movement pushing softly against its vessel with warm perspiration and awkward handshakes. Aren't we all. I flew into your town the other night on the back of a giant bird to say a single word. "Thanks," I muttered breathlessly. It sounded like two dry lips clicking together and not like a word at all. Everyone stared. But like any good hashtag, I started a trend. Soon everyone in town started doing the lip click thing. It was great. I laughed all the way to the bank and while I was there I started a savings account. I tried to put three grilled cheese sandwiches and a dirty penny in the savings account. But the penny was so dirty that the bank lady said I couldn't put it in because people might think it was a bug. [Source.]

"Make America GAPE Again"
-goatse

I've watched like six episodes of The Office Season 9 (last season) over the last 48 hours or so.
One of the cleaning people are cleaning the keys of my piano and it is noise but how it sounds like sweet music to my ears over the pulsating rattle of the basement AC unit.


Not gonna listen to the Fall Out Boy / Missy Elliot "Ghostbusters" theme cover out of respect for Huey Lewis.
// A SONG COLLECTION ABOUT NOTHING AND EVERYTHING (CULTURE) IS COMING VERY SOON //

"Give me amazonaws or give me death."


Not sure what's up with the duct tape on this fence but I'm a fan.

Fly on the eye of this dead bird



LOOKING GOOD


in the neighborhood^ .
On the digital remnants of 'some people'^
On 'some people'^.


Time.
Not watching the Neil Young/Jimmy Fallon thing. Fight viral content #.
Watching The Office S09E04 on Netflix.

TOMOOROW^: My 4+ day podcast drought ends.

แ™“แ™ขแ—ขแ’Žแ“ฎ'แ”• โ„ฑแ–‡แ—แ—ฐ ☂แ–บแ“ฎแ”• แ–ฐแ—แ“ฐ๏ฌก☂ »

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☂แ–บแ—ฉ๏ฌกแธฐแ”• โ„ฑแ—ขแ–‡ แ–‡แ™“แ—ฉแ–™แ“ฎ๏ฌกแ˜ แ™ขแŽฉ แ•Šแ’ชแ—ขแ˜

Yo. WikiLeaks or that Snowden guy should ©opyright the phrase, "Been there, dumped that ;)" Just my $0.02, folks.

Someone put a piece of pizza behind these bars


Pizza jail ๐Ÿ•
The way footnotes work on this website is the little red arrow at the end of a sentence includes a box of text which is visible when you hover your mouse over the little red arrow^.
Congrats to the Cavs on their NBA championship. I did not see that coming but that is definitely why I watch sports. Feel great for all the Cleveland sports fans out there. 52 years. WOW. LeBron just led the first team back from a 3-1 deficit and he did it against the team that had the best regular season record in the history of the NBA. Truly something special.

NBA Finals game 6 preview.

B R E A K I N G »

Some logos look so similar to other logos especially at the favicon micro-sightline level.
06.16.16 | Thursday | 11:40:45 AM EST | Just added to the fake song database:

"Cogent Home"
"Fork in the Moat"
I don't fuck with NPR streams no more. Don't like that player.
Live like they're definitely not making a biopic sorry bro. 

THX 4 VISITING MY WEBSITE


I <3 U & URZ


PLS CONSIDER VISITIN SOMETIME AGAIN IN THE FUTURE ✌️ SO LONG

Even if, more or less, they end up becoming to-DON'T lists, ya know what I mean?

"Sanders, the Windows 95 of Progressive Politics?"

• Hillary, the iOS8 of Presumptive Democratic Presidential Nominees?
• Hamilton, the Linux of Founding Fathers?
• Trump, the Mountain Lion of Orange-Painted Ape-Men?

Sup, world?

Prototype.
I think I can isolate some of my main problems in life to the fact that I don't routinely use a to-do list. I am super pro to-do lists. 
Twelve 31

I think this is a solid album name. I've always really liked those numbers
and how they look in sequence: 1231. I wish I could generate an a whole album
just by thinking really hard about the feelings of said album + designing
album art. That would be my preferred method for making music if––you know––it 
was doable within the constraints of our shared concrete reality.

Come at me bro


I lied about not doing a pod.

Gonna walk my dog, do the dishes then back to work for me! I find it so hard to focus sometimes. I just need to get 'caught up' but the state of 'caught up'-ness I desire seems fictional? Wassup with that? I find these weird rabbitholes of micro-obsessions that last 20-200min some days. It's truly horrible.


No podcasts today. Just text. Some shrimp content as well.
FWIW, I am working shirtless today FYI TBH (TMI).
Qigong seems very good. I have struggled with a straight-up meditation routine, but I just did a 10-minute quigong session via YouTube instruction and felt focused while doing so, and more relaxed afterwards.
Human Story 3 IS the long-awaited 'sequel'^ to Far Side Virtual, tonally at least. You hear the same synthetic bleep-bloop and cheesed-out synth-vox smattered throughout. That––imo––it's not so instantly gratifying probably means it might be better. These are ADVANCED tunes, my friends. I'm still wrapping my head around it after one listen.
06.15.16 | Wednesday | 9:22:45 AM EST | Just added to the fake song database: "Pig Disco"

We’re looking for the image with the dinosaurs. Do you have that one you could share?
Gonna become a fan of this new Las Vegas hockey team. Hopes/prayers for a good logo and all-around visual aesthetic. I also want to get into WWE. I want so much.
I do miss Twitter sometimes. Just being honest here.
Someone should do a supercut of all the audio of Van Gundy shitting on Anderson Varejรฃo this post-season.

HAPPY FLAG DAY, AMERICA!

UPDATE (to this post): Kohl's was closed. Indeed it was. That particular K-Store––Nassau Park, just outside out of Princeton, New Jersey, on route 1––is going out of biz but maybe the whole franchise is going under? It had been my opinion that the Big K was thriving but I don't know shit about business. So what did I do? I went to the dreaded Target. I hate Target for reasons I won't get into here, just know they are myriad and worthy. But they had Levi's, AKA the only brand jeans I buy. I also got a pair of Mossimo brand shorts that I am pretty sure are swim trunks (there is no cool word for "bathing suit"). Apparently Mossimo is owned by Target or something? IDFK. They cost $12.99. I also got some other shit: a tiny football, paper plates, etc. I love capitalism. I love it.
I am an American. Today is flag day. Welcome to my Canadian website.


So… apparently kohls closes at 7pm? More on this story as it develops.
Jeff Van Gundy hates Anderson Varejรฃo. It's pretty funny.


I don't talk Bball (Cavs know what they need to do). I do talk new music and the (my) process for staying up on it. New LP recommendations: The Gotobeds, and Vatican Shadow.
UPDATE (to this post): At some point this week, the new design was being used but now it's back again. Get your shit together Y! Sports! Damn.

5th & Girard


Feels like I either have too many podcasts to listen to or none at all. 
"Justin Bieber Fist Fight Live Blog" (sorry)
Think I look better with one eye tbh. [Source.]

What is this?

Should I do anything with this?
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June 9, 2016 at 11:32AM



Masculinity: what's that about? I talk about getting mad at things with gasoline in them in my driveway that aren't cars. An announcement about DICK COMMA DOT MOBI. And some NBA Finals chitchat: are the Cavs really in this thing y'all?
Hi! Just popping in here at the ole bloggy spot to let you know that DICK COMMA DOT MOBI has undergone a significant change. I am now using a combo of the Glitchรจ app (which I have written about before) and a vector-based free app called Create, which is actually pretty powerful and functional as far as free art-making apps go. The books are still available in PDF form via Issuu but there is also now a gif-based option and text-less versions (jpegs) of all the pages, which will become album art for ~1,500 short experimental EPs during this timeframe. God bless you all. And God bless America.

UPDATE: See this.

BIG BIG ANNOUNCEMENT »



NBA Finals Game 3 preview.
Just discovered this website cincopa.com and it seems pretty legit. You can make decent embeddable image sliders with the IMPACT font and there isn't even any branding/linking in the embed codes. Trying to find the catch but, all things considered, I like it!

New (old) jams available for your ears over heres.

Best friends


Don't mess with this crew. More interpretations of this wonderful photograph here and here.

Vine

Vine
Love connecting on the internet.
Taking a serendip in the pools of what YouTube suggest I watch next.

Download the Anger Dwells EP


Click the negative mugger.


How the sausage get made.

A new look


I'm just taking it for a test drive.
Most people don't know that their original band name was Earth, Wing or Tire? and all of their songs were about the different ways people get around (by foot, plane or car/bike, etc). Just a fun fact, that's all.

I wanna make a micro-fuss about all you do
There ain't nothing too small to stick glue
To and go froth all about the mouth with a
Glee so unusual and serene it has to wither

New Age Bloggin'™ is the new sosh netty is the old social media. Mark my words. For they are truth. Trooof. I feel in a daze. My days are #'d. Maybe? I had a cheese sandwich for lunch today with a side of cheese. Then 17 Altoids. Now my breath is super fresh but my brain is super dazed. No way to live, me thinks. I love going to the mall. Wish I lived inside a handicapped bathroom at a mall but with super cozy carpets to lie on.

Facebear ๐Ÿป


Where?
Sometimes when I read "drag & drop" on a website, I think "Dragon Drop" in my head and that would be a decent band name given the circumstances. What are the 'given circumstances' you ask? Life, my man. Life.


On the bongos prevalent in Eddie Money's "Two Tickets to Paradise."


RIP Ali. I am driving back from Morristown NJ during this episode.
You can achieve your dreams. Hell, anybody can. Look at me. I'm going to a bachelor party in Morristown, NJ today. Not to brag. But I'm well-liked, well-rounded and doing swell. I can't complain. Dreams do come true. 

WORLD PREMIERE: The "Ducklings" music video is here, folks

Lead single from the forthcoming full-length LP from The Pizza Puppies (collective), FOCUs ('ลฆ๏lะบ' รœเธฃ).

Dissecting a political statement made by Tom Morello, noted guitar player and rabble-rouser

This guy, huh?
One of the things that has irked me greatly is that the media has talked about the Trump campaign and the Sanders campaign as, both of them are raging against the machine. We’re going to set that record straight once and for all: what it really means to rage against the machine. ... What they’re being offered up, through the tiny funnel of the electoral process, is a racist demagogue on the one hand, and a great dreamer on the other hand, and in the middle is the lesser of three evils. None of those choices are good enough for us. There needs to be an alternate voice, one that’s unfiltered, uncompromising, and stands unapologetically with the people. [Source.]

June 3, 2016 at 01:47PM


Look, a little football.

June 3, 2016 at 01:47PM


No cigarettes on the grass, people. Come on now. You can only smoke on the pitcher's mound. However, dogs? Dog cannot smoke and/or play baseball anywhere on these premises, thank you very much.

Red domestic


Feeling all the hell of this with only half the fat.

June 2, 2016 at 09:12PM

Summer love is ice cold.

I am a serious person.

June 2, 2016 at 12:57PM


I dissect why the Golden State Warriors are so unlikable to me. Also is there a ghost in my house? Some more CBT exercises. More Sports! What is the perfect amount of Mike Francesa him? Fruit flies and regular sized flies. And shout out to the Glitchรจ app.


  • MY LACK OF FOCUS IS INSANE.

  • IF I WAS EVEN JUST 10% BETTER AT FOCUSING OH WATCH OUT THE SHIT I WOULD DO LEMME TELL YA.

  • LEMME TELL YA SOMETHING ELSE.

  • I JUST MADE THIS IMAGE ON THE LEFT HERE EMBEDDED IN THIS DANG BLOG POST.

  • WTF.

  • IT'S NOTHING.

  • IT WILL ONLY EVER EXIST HERE BUT DON'T TELL ME THAT B/C I AM CONVINCED IT IS THE 'ALBUM ART' FOR A TRIPLE LP ABOUT THE PERILS OF THE MODERN AGE.
  • Getting Off Content and What It Did for Me.

    June 2, 2016 at 09:03AM


    When I look up, sitting on my newly stained deck, my feet still dirty, I see this.
    One of the oddest things about latest ed. of iTunes is that you can't add album artwork to wav files (or certain types of wav files?). So this Skate Death LP is gonna have to remain in Grey ♬ City for the foreseeable future. Lame.
    There are two icons over on the righthand side column of this blogspot. One is a png of the saiga antelope, which represents this very space, where these very words exist. The other is the fried shrimp emoji, which represents my only other internet blogspace presence, my tumblr. There is no reason for a man to have two (2) blogs. But I hope that these two (opposing) symbols can work to explain why one might.

    CBT up in HUR.

    MY NEW EP


    As advertised on the most recent podcast, this is the first fully-realized new music collection I've finished and put out in a good while. Toeing the line between (self)-curator and creator of (selfish) works: that's your boy SkyKid, a/k/a Jeff.

    Topics galore! They include: Feeling tired as Memmy Day Weeknd hangover el continuoso (and general sleeplessness). Staining my deck. The frustration of selling crap on craigslist in 2016. New pod recording technique technology. Novel-writing difficulties. Bill Simmons's The Ringer and the end of content. (Something… I can't read my handwriting. Maybe "Stain is my Headbanger??!") The Skyline Hotel notepad I am writing on (and taking this from hotels in general). The 1-for-1 [content-posting] Challenge. And last but not least the Zane Lowe world premiere of my song "Washed Off," the lead track on the soon-to-be-released EP, The Ungulate!