๐’ฒ๐‘’๐“๐’ธ๐‘œ๐“‚๐‘’ ๐“‰๐‘œ ๐“‚๐“Ž ๐“Œ๐‘’๐’ท๐“ˆ๐’พ๐“‰๐‘’! ๐’ฒ๐‘œ๐“Œ ๐“๐‘œ๐‘œ๐“€ ๐’ถ๐“‰ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’พ๐“ˆ ๐“‰๐‘’๐“๐“‰ ๐’ถ๐“๐“ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐“Œ๐’ถ๐“Ž ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐“‰๐‘œ๐“… ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐“…๐’ถ๐‘”๐‘’, ๐“Œ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰'๐“ˆ ๐’พ๐“‰ ๐’น๐‘œ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“‡๐‘’? ๐ผ ๐’ท๐‘’๐“‰ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰'๐“ˆ ๐“Œ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š'๐“‡๐‘’ ๐“Œ๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐’น๐‘’๐“‡๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘”. ๐ผ๐’ป ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š'๐“‡๐‘’ ๐“ƒ๐‘œ๐“‰ ๐“Œ๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐’น๐‘’๐“‡๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“ƒ ๐“‚๐’ถ๐“Ž๐’ท๐‘’ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š'๐“‡๐‘’ ๐“Œ๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐’น๐‘’๐“‡๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐“Œ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š ๐’ถ๐“‡๐‘’ ๐‘”๐‘œ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐“‰๐‘œ ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐’ป๐‘œ๐“‡ ๐“๐“Š๐“ƒ๐’ธ๐’ฝ; ๐ผ ๐‘œ๐’ป๐“‰๐‘’๐“ƒ ๐“Œ๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐’น๐‘’๐“‡ ๐’ถ๐’ท๐‘œ๐“Š๐“‰ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰. ๐’œ๐“ƒ๐“Ž๐’ฝ๐‘œ๐“Œ, ๐’พ๐’ป ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š'๐“‡๐‘’ ๐“ˆ๐“‰๐’พ๐“๐“ ๐“‡๐‘’๐’ถ๐’น๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’พ๐“ˆ ๐“‰๐‘’๐“๐“‰ ๐“ˆ๐’ธ๐“‡๐‘œ๐“๐“, ๐“๐‘’๐“‰ ๐“‚๐‘’ ๐’ฟ๐“Š๐“ˆ๐“‰ ๐“ˆ๐’ถ๐“Ž ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰ ๐’พ๐“‰'๐“ˆ ๐’ถ ๐“…๐“๐‘’๐’ถ๐“ˆ๐“Š๐“‡๐‘’ ๐“‰๐‘œ ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š ๐’ธ๐‘œ๐“‚๐‘’ ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“‹๐’พ๐“ˆ๐’พ๐“‰ ๐“‚๐“Ž ๐“Œ๐‘’๐’ท๐“…๐’ถ๐‘”๐‘’ ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐ผ ๐“‡๐‘’๐’ถ๐“๐“๐“Ž ๐’ฝ๐‘œ๐“…๐‘’ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š ๐’ป๐‘œ๐“๐“๐‘œ๐“Œ ๐’ถ๐“๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“‚๐’ถ๐“Ž๐’ท๐‘’ ๐‘’๐“‹๐‘’๐“ƒ ๐’ท๐‘œ๐‘œ๐“€๐“‚๐’ถ๐“‡๐“€ ๐’พ๐“‰ ๐“ˆ๐‘œ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š ๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“ƒ ๐“‹๐’พ๐“ˆ๐’พ๐“‰ ๐’พ๐“‰ ๐“Œ๐’พ๐“‰๐’ฝ ๐‘’๐’ถ๐“ˆ๐‘’ ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐“ˆ๐’พ๐’น๐‘’ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š๐“‡ ๐“Œ๐‘’๐’ท ๐’ท๐“‡๐‘œ๐“Œ๐“ˆ๐‘’๐“‡ ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐’ธ๐’ฝ๐‘œ๐’พ๐’ธ๐‘’. ๐ผ ๐’ถ๐“‚ ๐’ถ๐“๐“ˆ๐‘œ ๐’ป๐’ถ๐’พ๐“‡๐“๐“Ž ๐’ถ๐’ธ๐“‰๐’พ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐’ถ ๐’ฝ๐‘œ๐“ˆ๐“‰ ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐“ˆ๐‘œ๐’ธ๐’พ๐’ถ๐“ ๐“‚๐‘’๐’น๐’พ๐’ถ ๐“…๐“๐’ถ๐“‰๐’ป๐‘œ๐“‡๐“‚๐“ˆ ๐“ˆ๐‘œ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š ๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“ƒ ๐’ป๐’พ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“‚๐‘’ ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘œ๐“ˆ๐‘’, ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“๐’พ๐“€๐‘’, ๐’ป๐‘œ๐“๐“๐‘œ๐“Œ, ๐“ˆ๐“Š๐’ท๐“ˆ๐’ธ๐“‡๐’พ๐’ท๐‘’ ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐‘”๐‘’๐“ƒ๐‘’๐“‡๐’ถ๐“๐“๐“Ž ๐’ฟ๐“Š๐“ˆ๐“‰ ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐’ถ ๐“๐‘œ๐“‰ ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐’ป๐“Š๐“ƒ ๐“‡๐‘’๐’ถ๐’น๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น, ๐’พ๐’ป ๐’พ๐“‰ ๐“ˆ๐“‰๐“‡๐’พ๐“€๐‘’๐“ˆ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š๐“‡ ๐’ป๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’ธ๐“Ž, *๐“ˆ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‡๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘”* (๐“Œ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐“€-๐“Œ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐“€) ๐“‚๐“Ž ๐“…๐‘œ๐“ˆ๐“‰๐“ˆ. ๐’ช๐’ฝ, ๐’ถ๐“๐“ˆ๐‘œ, ๐ผ ๐’ป๐‘œ๐“‡๐‘”๐‘œ๐“‰ ๐“‰๐‘œ ๐“‚๐‘’๐“ƒ๐“‰๐’พ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰ ๐“‚๐“Ž ๐“ƒ๐’ถ๐“‚๐‘’'๐“ˆ ๐’ฅ๐‘’๐’ป๐’ป ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐ผ ๐“๐’พ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐’พ๐“ƒ ๐’ซ๐’ฝ๐’พ๐“๐’ถ๐’น๐‘’๐“๐“…๐’ฝ๐’พ๐’ถ ๐“ƒ๐‘œ๐“Œ. ๐‘€๐’ถ๐“Ž๐’ท๐‘’ ๐ผ'๐“๐“ ๐“๐’พ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐’พ๐“ƒ ๐’ถ ๐’น๐’พ๐’ป๐’ป๐‘’๐“‡๐‘’๐“ƒ๐“‰ ๐“…๐’ถ๐“‡๐“‰ ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐“Œ๐‘œ๐“‡๐“๐’น ๐’พ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’ป๐“Š๐“‰๐“Š๐“‡๐‘’, ๐’ท๐“Š๐“‰ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰'๐“ˆ ๐“Œ๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“‡๐‘’ ๐ผ ๐“๐’พ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐’ป๐‘œ๐“‡ ๐“ƒ๐‘œ๐“Œ. ๐’ช๐’ฆ, ๐ผ ๐’ป๐‘’๐‘’๐“ ๐“๐’พ๐“€๐‘’ ๐ผ'๐“‹๐‘’ ๐“‰๐’ถ๐“€๐‘’๐“ƒ ๐“Š๐“… ๐‘’๐“ƒ๐‘œ๐“Š๐‘”๐’ฝ ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š ๐“‰๐’พ๐“‚๐‘’ ๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“‡๐‘’ ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐“‚๐’ถ๐“‡๐“†๐“Š๐‘’๐‘’๐‘’... ๐’ฎ๐‘œ ๐‘”๐‘’๐“‰ ๐“‰๐‘œ ๐’ธ๐“๐’พ๐’ธ๐“€๐’พ๐“ƒ' ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“ˆ๐’ธ๐“‡๐‘œ๐“๐“๐’พ๐“ƒ'! ๐’ž๐“๐’พ๐’ธ๐“€๐’พ๐“ƒ'... ๐’ฎ๐’ธ๐“‡๐‘œ๐“๐“๐’พ๐“ƒ'...๐’ถ๐’ฝ, ๐’ฟ๐“Š๐“ˆ๐“‰ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’ท๐‘’๐“ˆ๐“‰ ๐“ˆ๐“‰๐“Š๐’ป๐’ป ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐‘’๐’ถ๐“‡๐“‰๐’ฝ ๐’พ๐“‚๐‘œ. ๐’œ ๐‘”๐‘œ๐‘œ๐’น ๐“…๐“๐’ถ๐’ธ๐‘’ ๐“‰๐‘œ ๐“ˆ๐“‰๐’ถ๐“‡๐“‰ ๐“‚๐’พ๐‘”๐’ฝ๐“‰ ๐’ท๐‘’ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’น๐“‡๐‘œ๐“…-๐’น๐‘œ๐“Œ๐“ƒ ๐“‚๐‘’๐“ƒ๐“Š ๐’น๐’พ๐“‡๐‘’๐’ธ๐“‰๐“๐“Ž ๐’ท๐‘’๐“๐‘œ๐“Œ, ๐“Œ๐’ฝ๐’พ๐’ธ๐’ฝ ๐’พ๐“ˆ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐“‚๐‘œ๐“ˆ๐“‰ ๐’ธ๐‘œ๐“‚๐“…๐“‡๐‘’๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“ƒ๐“ˆ๐’พ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐“๐’พ๐“ˆ๐“‰ ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐’ถ๐“๐“ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’น๐“Š๐“‚๐’ท ๐“…๐“‡๐‘œ๐’ฟ๐‘’๐’ธ๐“‰๐“ˆ ๐ผ'๐“‹๐‘’ ๐“‚๐’ถ๐’น๐‘’ ๐’พ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’ถ๐“‡๐“‰๐“ˆ. ๐ป๐’ถ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐’ถ ๐‘”๐‘œ๐‘œ๐’น ๐’น๐’ถ๐“Ž. ๐’ข๐‘œ๐’ท ๐’ท๐“๐‘’๐“ˆ๐“ˆ. ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿคข
   K E Y:  ✄= art ✎= lit ♪= music ✪= video;  = highly recommended content

I've loved not being a person for as long as I REMEMBER

My memory doesn't exist. I only have each moment, unfortunately. It's this I regret. But I persist, forging a path, blazing a trail, for myself and everyone else afflicted with non-personhood. One day, together, we'll realize that tomorrow, the seventh day, was the day things really started to change.

REMEMBER REMEMBER REMEMBER REMEMBER REMEMBER REMEMBER
wrote a paragraph i think is worth reading at shrimpkardashian dot tumblr com (about music on the surface, but actually about L I F E ); btw, i still actively post a lot there, to the tune of my 4,000 post is coming up any day now.

AVATAR 2 RELEASE DATE

Another one of these.
It's here! Base-Ball® Season! This podcast is your ONLY stop for the best preview in town. Every team in the league! ALL the angles (and pitches and stolen bases, etc.)! Here are my predictions:

❝On becoming and rejecting the jesus phish

This is, IMO, one of my best reviews. I love being a review writer for Google™ dot com.


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TOOL/TOOLMAN PETITION (OFFICIAL)


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By hereby clicking submit you are legally required to only attend Tool concerts IF they use the Tim "The Toolman" Taylor soundbyte mentioned in this tweet at the beginning of the show.

LOL i didnt realize this was Episode 420 when I was recording this. That's pretty pretty... pretty good (Larry David). I sneezed twice during the recording of this. The animated gif of the glowing boobs I referenced is right here:

OK gonna watch the last 5 minutes of Top Secret! now; review forthcoming

Why being one over the limit (+1) still ='s DAY #3


This is not that interesting

but whatever, hear me out. It's freaking with my brain. The image on the left is from the embedded view Twitter feed right here on this website, and the image on the right is the actual image/tweet. I uploaded that BLANK transparent png flatscreen TV to the @skikyd twitter account yesterday, but on the embed view it has like... stuff inside it?? When I blow it up it looks like this:


Again, this is not that interesting but it is SUPER-WEIRD, right? Haunted image or some shit.

Did i post this yet ?? | ANCILLARY OXEN - album cover | i dont think i did

The guy who unironically (?— I mean🎈 I'm serious, what's the context) worked with smash mouth (again: no hate, but I have QUESTIONS), has a legit hot take on the new Wes Anderson film. Now, folks, I have not seen this FILM, but I plan to, and soon. And if it sucks and/or is racist I'll be the first to join the chorus, both of 'em even! And maybe they're not even mutually exclusive. I. D. K. My point being I can't imagine this is as offensive as some people would wish us to believe. That is all.

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๐ŸฅŠ I THINK I MIGHT GET IN A FIGHT TONIGHT ๐ŸฅŠ

If you like what you see above, ladies and gents, please let me point you to the Brand-spanking new, Full-length Music video from latest Pizza Puppies single "I Think I Might Get in a Fight Tonight" available here.

***MORE DETAILS ON THIS NEW PROJECT WILL BE MADE AVAILABLE SOON***

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Chronic Enjoyer

  ๐ŸŽ…TOM CRUISE EAT BABY FOOD๐ŸŽ…

๐”—๐”ฅ๐”ข ๐”Š๐”ข๐”ซ๐”ฒ๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”ข๐”ฉ๐”ถ ๐”ˆ๐”ต๐” ๐”ฆ๐”ฑ๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”ค ๐”ž๐”ซ๐”ก ๐”‘๐”ฌ๐”ฑ ๐”…๐”ฌ๐”ฏ๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”ค ๐”ž๐”ฑ ๐”„๐”ฉ๐”ฉ ๐”‘๐”ฆ๐”ฅ๐”ฆ๐”ฉ๐”ฆ๐”ฐ๐”ฑ๐”ฐ

๐ŸŽธNEW BAND NAME ALERT๐ŸŽธ

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Here's the full text of this dumb review (written in 2011-2012) in case you can't understand the robot man:

TIME IN A BUBBLE

a fair counterpoint to my (admittedly brilliant) review of the Erol Morris project Wormwood

via a comment from some website or something; you can relive my take here.

and they lived ❝Happily Overt Sass, Sir❞


I'm 2 (gob) blessed 2 B #Stressed

*extreme Family Feud voice*
SHOW ME... Static Seeming Text Symbols

These are two movies I definitely watched. What more can I say....

253 SONGS

It's two-hundred and fifty-three "songs," baby & you can D.L. that S. here.
It's a review of the "docudrama miniseries" from acclaimed moviemaker Erol Morris. They actually Doc Erol cuz he's so good at making documentaries.

Amazon's Alexa really fudged this one up: EPIC Fail in new advertising campaign

For all those times when you really need to re-order a paper shredder?! A.I., PLEASE!



NOTE: It's too depressing for me to continue to track my spending publically. I am poor. But I have life! Which is rich (but not in money). But I'll still use the ole #$ to post receipts b/c it was never not about NOT doing that, or something. And also, Shop Rite emails a copy of my grocery receipt now which is weird but kinda cool.
I do even more tangents than usual on this one. Sorry.
Can't stop thinking about the new Jack White rap-rock song that is called "Ice Station Zebra" –– might be my favorite piece of comedy thus far in 2018 ๐Ÿ˜œ
The Pink Arm Kills a House

What's in your wallet?


Well Well Well ... here it is ... the debut of "Walrus Love" (©NOKIA OCEAN 1991-1994) being used as the theme song for the above podcast!

Very cool and very random. I always liked this song, the lead track on Provender (LP#22), and I think it's brevity and kid-song-esque melody works as an intro/theme, but it's still weird. LOL. Subscribe to this show on iTunes and such. Gob bless.

{ & big thanks for the Pizza Puppies Bandcamp™ s/o! } 

โ„‘๐”ฑ ๐”ด๐”ฌ๐”ฒ๐”ฉ๐”ก ๐”Ÿ๐”ข ๐”ฃ๐”ฒ๐”ซ๐”ซ๐”ถ

If I started to post content on here that I, like, actually thought had a chance to get readers, etc. OMG wouldn't that just be hilarious?

NOTHING 2 SEE HERE:

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SO... I've posted a flurry of old hits from the L.P. discography; now 30 of the ~55 totally finished full-lengths are up online and organized here at this webpage, and I'm glad about that. Check them out by clicking one of the covers above... "as time goes by." Still a lot of work to do. LUCKY IM GAME!!
Recorded on Thursday 3-23-18: I talk about some shit, IDK, the MGMT concert I went to, some other stuff, who knows
after the jump, access all the track titles of LP#29, Nonelucidating Ribozo
It's time to get real, folks. Sometimes I don't need to "talk" to tell a story...

PSA. WHATEVER U DO™
don't be an …

Planning on shuttering some of my web properties

It's just a "business decision ™"


Extinct in the Wild Short-Faced Bear Texas Hill Country

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endangered animal
1. One Little Bird
2. Madame 2Sodas
3. World Bongo 03
4. Come Forth, You

It's me, Johnny Squareface

It's hard 2 embrace the D.A.D. Lifestyle but I'm'a gonn' givit'a go.

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HOW THE . . .

Sausage Gets Made™
This is a still from my latest music video. I wrote/recorded/made&edited_the-video this thing in under 40min. My process involves using a lot of found footage on Youtube, and the light / darkness of the video in this one is something else, man. I wish I could link to the original but I don't have it handy.

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Some days, you eat the posts&
and––other days––the posts eat you

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Geeeez!

What a sicko!!

ฮฑะฒฯƒฯ…ั‚ ั‚ฯƒ gฯƒ ั‚ฯƒ ั‚ะฝั” ะผฮฑ∂ ะผฮฑฯ‡ ั”ั•qฯ…ั” ะบ-ะผฮฑัั‚ ั‚ะฝฮฑั‚ ฮนั• gฯƒฮนฮทg ฯƒฯ…ั‚ ฯƒฦ’ ะฒฯ…ั•ฮนฮทั”ั•ั• ฮทั”ฮฑั ะผั” ะฒ/¢ ฮน ฮทั”ั”∂ ฮทั”ฯ‰ ื ั”ฮฑฮทั•; ฯ‰ฮนั•ะฝ ะผั” โ„“ฯ…¢ะบ

ฮฑะฒฯƒฯ…ั‚ ั‚ฯƒ gฯƒ ั‚ฯƒ ั‚ะฝั” ะผฮฑ∂ ะผฮฑฯ‡ ั”ั•qฯ…ั” ะบ-ะผฮฑัั‚ ั‚ะฝฮฑั‚ ฮนั• gฯƒฮนฮทg ฯƒฯ…ั‚ ฯƒฦ’ ะฒฯ…ั•ฮนฮทั”ั•ั• ฮทั”ฮฑั ะผั” ะฒ/¢ ฮน ฮทั”ั”∂ ฮทั”ฯ‰ ื ั”ฮฑฮทั•; ฯ‰ฮนั•ะฝ ะผั” โ„“ฯ…¢ะบ
LOL @ MY RECENT VIEWS ON eBAY HaHa ...


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