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Saturday, March 31, 2018

I've loved not being a person for as long as I REMEMBER

My memory doesn't exist. I only have each moment, unfortunately. It's this I regret. But I persist, forging a path, blazing a trail, for myself and everyone else afflicted with non-personhood. One day, together, we'll realize that tomorrow, the seventh day, was the day things really started to change.

REMEMBER REMEMBER REMEMBER REMEMBER REMEMBER REMEMBER

Thursday, March 29, 2018

This is, IMO, one of my best reviews. I love being a review writer for Google™ dot com.


TOOL/TOOLMAN PETITION (OFFICIAL)


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By hereby clicking submit you are legally required to only attend Tool concerts IF they use the Tim "The Toolman" Taylor soundbyte mentioned in this tweet at the beginning of the show.

OK gonna watch the last 5 minutes of Top Secret! now; review forthcoming

Why being one over the limit (+1) still ='s DAY #3


This is not that interesting

but whatever, hear me out. It's freaking with my brain. The image on the left is from the embedded view Twitter feed right here on this website, and the image on the right is the actual image/tweet. I uploaded that BLANK transparent png flatscreen TV to the @skikyd twitter account yesterday, but on the embed view it has like... stuff inside it?? When I blow it up it looks like this:


Again, this is not that interesting but it is SUPER-WEIRD, right? Haunted image or some shit.

Did i post this yet ?? | ANCILLARY OXEN - album cover | i dont think i did

Wednesday, March 28, 2018

The guy who unironically (?— I mean🎈 I'm serious, what's the context) worked with smash mouth (again: no hate, but I have QUESTIONS), has a legit hot take on the new Wes Anderson film. Now, folks, I have not seen this FILM, but I plan to, and soon. And if it sucks and/or is racist I'll be the first to join the chorus, both of 'em even! And maybe they're not even mutually exclusive. I. D. K. My point being I can't imagine this is as offensive as some people would wish us to believe. That is all.



πŸ₯Š I THINK I MIGHT GET IN A FIGHT TONIGHT πŸ₯Š

If you like what you see above, ladies and gents, please let me point you to the Brand-spanking new, Full-length Music video from latest Pizza Puppies single "I Think I Might Get in a Fight Tonight" available here.

***MORE DETAILS ON THIS NEW PROJECT WILL BE MADE AVAILABLE SOON***

Chronic Enjoyer

  πŸŽ…TOM CRUISE EAT BABY FOODπŸŽ…

𝔗π”₯𝔒 π”Šπ”’π”«π”²π”¦π”«π”’π”©π”Ά π”ˆπ”΅π” π”¦π”±π”¦π”«π”€ π”žπ”«π”‘ 𝔑𝔬𝔱 𝔅𝔬𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔀 π”žπ”± 𝔄𝔩𝔩 𝔑𝔦π”₯𝔦𝔩𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔰

🎸NEW BAND NAME ALERT🎸

TIME IN A BUBBLE

a fair counterpoint to my (admittedly brilliant) review of the Erol Morris project Wormwood

via a comment from some website or something; you can relive my take here.

and they lived ❝Happily Overt Sass, Sir❞

I'm 2 (gob) blessed 2 B #Stressed

*extreme Family Feud voice*
SHOW ME... Static Seeming Text Symbols

These are two movies I definitely watched. What more can I say....

Tuesday, March 27, 2018

253 SONGS

It's two-hundred and fifty-three "songs," baby & you can D.L. that S. here.

Amazon's Alexa really fudged this one up: EPIC Fail in new advertising campaign

For all those times when you really need to re-order a paper shredder?! A.I., PLEASE!



Can't stop thinking about the new Jack White rap-rock song that is called "Ice Station Zebra" –– might be my favorite piece of comedy thus far in 2018 😜
The Pink Arm Kills a House

What's in your wallet?


Well Well Well ... here it is ... the debut of "Walrus Love" (©NOKIA OCEAN 1991-1994) being used as the theme song for the above podcast!

Very cool and very random. I always liked this song, the lead track on Provender (LP#22), and I think it's brevity and kid-song-esque melody works as an intro/theme, but it's still weird. LOL. Subscribe to this show on iTunes and such. Gob bless.

{ & big thanks for the Pizza Puppies Bandcamp™ s/o! } 

ℑ𝔱 𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔑 π”Ÿπ”’ 𝔣𝔲𝔫𝔫𝔢

If I started to post content on here that I, like, actually thought had a chance to get readers, etc. OMG wouldn't that just be hilarious?

NOTHING 2 SEE HERE:

Monday, March 26, 2018


SO... I've posted a flurry of old hits from the L.P. discography; now 30 of the ~55 totally finished full-lengths are up online and organized here at this webpage, and I'm glad about that. Check them out by clicking one of the covers above... "as time goes by." Still a lot of work to do. LUCKY IM GAME!!
after the jump, access all the track titles of LP#29, Nonelucidating Ribozo

PSA. WHATEVER U DO™
don't be an …

Planning on shuttering some of my web properties

It's just a "business decision ™"

Sunday, March 25, 2018


Extinct in the Wild Short-Faced Bear Texas Hill Country

h e l l • y e a h


BY 12AM~MIDNITE,, TONIGHT,, IT IS THE JEFFKKAST (JUST JEFF)/MyA-I–PP PROMISE THAT THE FOLLOWING (OLD-ASS) RECORDS WILL BE AVAIL 2 STREAM+DL:::

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°°°linx ain't work now; come-back soon for werkin' linx°°°
endangered animal
1. One Little Bird
2. Madame 2Sodas
3. World Bongo 03
4. Come Forth, You

It's me, Johnny Squareface

It's hard 2 embrace the D.A.D. Lifestyle but I'm'a gonn' givit'a go.

M A K E _ A R T

Friday, March 23, 2018

HOW THE . . .

Sausage Gets Made™
This is a still from my latest music video. I wrote/recorded/made&edited_the-video this thing in under 40min. My process involves using a lot of found footage on Youtube, and the light / darkness of the video in this one is something else, man. I wish I could link to the original but I don't have it handy.

Some days, you eat the posts&
and––other days––the posts eat you

Thursday, March 22, 2018

Geeeez!

What a sicko!!

αвσυт Ρ‚Οƒ gΟƒ Ρ‚Οƒ Ρ‚Π½Ρ” ΠΌΞ±∂ ΠΌΞ±Ο‡ Ρ”Ρ•qΟ…Ρ” ΠΊ-мαят Ρ‚Π½Ξ±Ρ‚ ΞΉΡ• gσιηg συт ΟƒΖ’ Π²Ο…Ρ•ΞΉΞ·Ρ”Ρ•Ρ• ηєαя ΠΌΡ” Π²/¢ ΞΉ Ξ·Ρ”Ρ”∂ Ξ·Ρ”Ο‰ Χ Ρ”Ξ±Ξ·Ρ•; ωιѕн ΠΌΡ” β„“Ο…¢ΠΊ

αвσυт Ρ‚Οƒ gΟƒ Ρ‚Οƒ Ρ‚Π½Ρ” ΠΌΞ±∂ ΠΌΞ±Ο‡ Ρ”Ρ•qΟ…Ρ” ΠΊ-мαят Ρ‚Π½Ξ±Ρ‚ ΞΉΡ• gσιηg συт ΟƒΖ’ Π²Ο…Ρ•ΞΉΞ·Ρ”Ρ•Ρ• ηєαя ΠΌΡ” Π²/¢ ΞΉ Ξ·Ρ”Ρ”∂ Ξ·Ρ”Ο‰ Χ Ρ”Ξ±Ξ·Ρ•; ωιѕн ΠΌΡ” β„“Ο…¢ΠΊ
LOL @ MY RECENT VIEWS ON eBAY HaHa ...


Tuesday, March 20, 2018

Click here to see this bull turn into other pictures and then other pictures turn into other pictures until you get to the first day of 2014. Spoiler Alert.

New s/t record from Easton, PA death-metal outfit CUPID'S TUMOR – Exclusive !! Check out the cover art below...



TRUNCATED FONDUE SESH

• RECORDING IN PROGRESS:
 MOVIE REVIEW #114

BREAKING NEWS:


Blessed be the freeform energy dentists kissing the forehead of our impending doom

Sunday, March 18, 2018

Saturday, March 17, 2018

yeah i'm kindof a news_junkie πŸ‘…

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S/O 2 VUDU AND TRAVELOCITY FOR INCLUDING THE SHAMROCK EMOJI IN THEIR PROMOTIONAL EMAILS TODAY