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People often talk about which came first the chicken or the egg but they rarely ever mention the feather, or The Magic Feather™, which theoretically could have existed a long time ago and given birth to a chicken, "mid-hatch style," thus negating the entire argument, because, like, have you ever touched a feather? They weird as shit.