LOL@ MY RECENT TWITTER SEARCHES

my iPhone is suspiciously filled up again, over 50% of the storage is now the dreaded yellow "Other"––this is so clearly a scam to get you 'on the cloud' but as long as I bow down to the church of Apple I guess there's no other way out. just want a big-ass machine to do my bidding and create that hot content on the go. don't care about speed. speed kills. gimme a big rhino of a phone and let's call it a day