• ๐’ฒ๐‘’๐“๐’ธ๐‘œ๐“‚๐‘’ ๐“‰๐‘œ ๐“‚๐“Ž ๐“Œ๐‘’๐’ท๐“ˆ๐’พ๐“‰๐‘’! ๐’ฒ๐‘œ๐“Œ ๐“๐‘œ๐‘œ๐“€ ๐’ถ๐“‰ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’พ๐“ˆ ๐“‰๐‘’๐“๐“‰ ๐’ถ๐“๐“ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐“Œ๐’ถ๐“Ž ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐“‰๐‘œ๐“… ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐“…๐’ถ๐‘”๐‘’, ๐“Œ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰'๐“ˆ ๐’พ๐“‰ ๐’น๐‘œ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“‡๐‘’? ๐ผ ๐’ท๐‘’๐“‰ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰'๐“ˆ ๐“Œ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š'๐“‡๐‘’ ๐“Œ๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐’น๐‘’๐“‡๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘”. ๐ผ๐’ป ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š'๐“‡๐‘’ ๐“ƒ๐‘œ๐“‰ ๐“Œ๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐’น๐‘’๐“‡๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“ƒ ๐“‚๐’ถ๐“Ž๐’ท๐‘’ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š'๐“‡๐‘’ ๐“Œ๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐’น๐‘’๐“‡๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐“Œ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š ๐’ถ๐“‡๐‘’ ๐‘”๐‘œ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐“‰๐‘œ ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐’ป๐‘œ๐“‡ ๐“๐“Š๐“ƒ๐’ธ๐’ฝ; ๐ผ ๐‘œ๐’ป๐“‰๐‘’๐“ƒ ๐“Œ๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐’น๐‘’๐“‡ ๐’ถ๐’ท๐‘œ๐“Š๐“‰ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰. ๐’œ๐“ƒ๐“Ž๐’ฝ๐‘œ๐“Œ, ๐’พ๐’ป ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š'๐“‡๐‘’ ๐“ˆ๐“‰๐’พ๐“๐“ ๐“‡๐‘’๐’ถ๐’น๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’พ๐“ˆ ๐“‰๐‘’๐“๐“‰ ๐“ˆ๐’ธ๐“‡๐‘œ๐“๐“, ๐“๐‘’๐“‰ ๐“‚๐‘’ ๐’ฟ๐“Š๐“ˆ๐“‰ ๐“ˆ๐’ถ๐“Ž ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰ ๐’พ๐“‰'๐“ˆ ๐’ถ ๐“…๐“๐‘’๐’ถ๐“ˆ๐“Š๐“‡๐‘’ ๐“‰๐‘œ ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š ๐’ธ๐‘œ๐“‚๐‘’ ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“‹๐’พ๐“ˆ๐’พ๐“‰ ๐“‚๐“Ž ๐“Œ๐‘’๐’ท๐“…๐’ถ๐‘”๐‘’ ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐ผ ๐“‡๐‘’๐’ถ๐“๐“๐“Ž ๐’ฝ๐‘œ๐“…๐‘’ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š ๐’ป๐‘œ๐“๐“๐‘œ๐“Œ ๐’ถ๐“๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“‚๐’ถ๐“Ž๐’ท๐‘’ ๐‘’๐“‹๐‘’๐“ƒ ๐’ท๐‘œ๐‘œ๐“€๐“‚๐’ถ๐“‡๐“€ ๐’พ๐“‰ ๐“ˆ๐‘œ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š ๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“ƒ ๐“‹๐’พ๐“ˆ๐’พ๐“‰ ๐’พ๐“‰ ๐“Œ๐’พ๐“‰๐’ฝ ๐‘’๐’ถ๐“ˆ๐‘’ ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐“ˆ๐’พ๐’น๐‘’ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š๐“‡ ๐“Œ๐‘’๐’ท ๐’ท๐“‡๐‘œ๐“Œ๐“ˆ๐‘’๐“‡ ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐’ธ๐’ฝ๐‘œ๐’พ๐’ธ๐‘’. ๐ผ ๐’ถ๐“‚ ๐’ถ๐“๐“ˆ๐‘œ ๐’ป๐’ถ๐’พ๐“‡๐“๐“Ž ๐’ถ๐’ธ๐“‰๐’พ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐’ถ ๐’ฝ๐‘œ๐“ˆ๐“‰ ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐“ˆ๐‘œ๐’ธ๐’พ๐’ถ๐“ ๐“‚๐‘’๐’น๐’พ๐’ถ ๐“…๐“๐’ถ๐“‰๐’ป๐‘œ๐“‡๐“‚๐“ˆ ๐“ˆ๐‘œ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š ๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“ƒ ๐’ป๐’พ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“‚๐‘’ ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘œ๐“ˆ๐‘’, ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“๐’พ๐“€๐‘’, ๐’ป๐‘œ๐“๐“๐‘œ๐“Œ, ๐“ˆ๐“Š๐’ท๐“ˆ๐’ธ๐“‡๐’พ๐’ท๐‘’ ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐‘”๐‘’๐“ƒ๐‘’๐“‡๐’ถ๐“๐“๐“Ž ๐’ฟ๐“Š๐“ˆ๐“‰ ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐’ถ ๐“๐‘œ๐“‰ ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐’ป๐“Š๐“ƒ ๐“‡๐‘’๐’ถ๐’น๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น, ๐’พ๐’ป ๐’พ๐“‰ ๐“ˆ๐“‰๐“‡๐’พ๐“€๐‘’๐“ˆ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š๐“‡ ๐’ป๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’ธ๐“Ž, *๐“ˆ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‡๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘”* (๐“Œ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐“€-๐“Œ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐“€) ๐“‚๐“Ž ๐“…๐‘œ๐“ˆ๐“‰๐“ˆ. ๐’ช๐’ฝ, ๐’ถ๐“๐“ˆ๐‘œ, ๐ผ ๐’ป๐‘œ๐“‡๐‘”๐‘œ๐“‰ ๐“‰๐‘œ ๐“‚๐‘’๐“ƒ๐“‰๐’พ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰ ๐“‚๐“Ž ๐“ƒ๐’ถ๐“‚๐‘’'๐“ˆ ๐’ฅ๐‘’๐’ป๐’ป ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐ผ ๐“๐’พ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐’พ๐“ƒ ๐’ซ๐’ฝ๐’พ๐“๐’ถ๐’น๐‘’๐“๐“…๐’ฝ๐’พ๐’ถ ๐“ƒ๐‘œ๐“Œ. ๐‘€๐’ถ๐“Ž๐’ท๐‘’ ๐ผ'๐“๐“ ๐“๐’พ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐’พ๐“ƒ ๐’ถ ๐’น๐’พ๐’ป๐’ป๐‘’๐“‡๐‘’๐“ƒ๐“‰ ๐“…๐’ถ๐“‡๐“‰ ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐“Œ๐‘œ๐“‡๐“๐’น ๐’พ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’ป๐“Š๐“‰๐“Š๐“‡๐‘’, ๐’ท๐“Š๐“‰ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰'๐“ˆ ๐“Œ๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“‡๐‘’ ๐ผ ๐“๐’พ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐’ป๐‘œ๐“‡ ๐“ƒ๐‘œ๐“Œ. ๐’ช๐’ฆ, ๐ผ ๐’ป๐‘’๐‘’๐“ ๐“๐’พ๐“€๐‘’ ๐ผ'๐“‹๐‘’ ๐“‰๐’ถ๐“€๐‘’๐“ƒ ๐“Š๐“… ๐‘’๐“ƒ๐‘œ๐“Š๐‘”๐’ฝ ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š ๐“‰๐’พ๐“‚๐‘’ ๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“‡๐‘’ ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐“‚๐’ถ๐“‡๐“†๐“Š๐‘’๐‘’๐‘’... ๐’ฎ๐‘œ ๐‘”๐‘’๐“‰ ๐“‰๐‘œ ๐’ธ๐“๐’พ๐’ธ๐“€๐’พ๐“ƒ' ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“ˆ๐’ธ๐“‡๐‘œ๐“๐“๐’พ๐“ƒ'! ๐’ž๐“๐’พ๐’ธ๐“€๐’พ๐“ƒ'... ๐’ฎ๐’ธ๐“‡๐‘œ๐“๐“๐’พ๐“ƒ'...๐’ถ๐’ฝ, ๐’ฟ๐“Š๐“ˆ๐“‰ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’ท๐‘’๐“ˆ๐“‰ ๐“ˆ๐“‰๐“Š๐’ป๐’ป ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐‘’๐’ถ๐“‡๐“‰๐’ฝ ๐’พ๐“‚๐‘œ. ๐’œ ๐‘”๐‘œ๐‘œ๐’น ๐“…๐“๐’ถ๐’ธ๐‘’ ๐“‰๐‘œ ๐“ˆ๐“‰๐’ถ๐“‡๐“‰ ๐“‚๐’พ๐‘”๐’ฝ๐“‰ ๐’ท๐‘’ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’น๐“‡๐‘œ๐“…-๐’น๐‘œ๐“Œ๐“ƒ ๐“‚๐‘’๐“ƒ๐“Š ๐’น๐’พ๐“‡๐‘’๐’ธ๐“‰๐“๐“Ž ๐’ท๐‘’๐“๐‘œ๐“Œ, ๐“Œ๐’ฝ๐’พ๐’ธ๐’ฝ ๐’พ๐“ˆ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐“‚๐‘œ๐“ˆ๐“‰ ๐’ธ๐‘œ๐“‚๐“…๐“‡๐‘’๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“ƒ๐“ˆ๐’พ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐“๐’พ๐“ˆ๐“‰ ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐’ถ๐“๐“ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’น๐“Š๐“‚๐’ท ๐“…๐“‡๐‘œ๐’ฟ๐‘’๐’ธ๐“‰๐“ˆ ๐ผ'๐“‹๐‘’ ๐“‚๐’ถ๐’น๐‘’ ๐’พ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’ถ๐“‡๐“‰๐“ˆ. ๐ป๐’ถ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐’ถ ๐‘”๐‘œ๐‘œ๐’น ๐’น๐’ถ๐“Ž. ๐’ข๐‘œ๐’ท ๐’ท๐“๐‘’๐“ˆ๐“ˆ. ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿคข
   K E Y:  ✄= art ✎= lit ♪= music ✪= video;  = highly recommended content

Friday, December 20, 2019


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Friday, November 22, 2019

The Sports Report?

... ⚽ Soccer Ball ⚾ Baseball ๐ŸฅŽ Softball ๐Ÿ€ Basketball ๐Ÿ Volleyball ๐Ÿˆ American Football ๐Ÿ‰ Rugby Football ๐ŸŽพ Tennis ๐Ÿฅ Flying Disc ๐ŸŽณ Bowling ๐Ÿ Cricket Game ๐Ÿ‘ Field Hockey ๐Ÿ’ Ice Hockey ๐Ÿฅ Lacrosse ๐Ÿ“ Ping Pong ๐Ÿธ Badminton ๐ŸฅŠ Boxing Glove ๐Ÿฅ‹ Martial Arts Uniform ๐Ÿฅ… Goal Net ⛳ Flag In Hole ⛸️ Ice Skate ๐ŸŽฃ Fishing Pole ๐Ÿคฟ Diving Mask ๐ŸŽฝ ...
prplmtn(s) majesty – a  track-by-track review
by Jeff
The self-titled and only record by Purple Mountains (Purple Mountains) might be my #1 album of the damn year! Oh hell yes, I just said it. A+ for sure ...

Things get started with one of the best damn lead tracks on any album ever: "That's Just the Way That I Feel." The lyric "When I try to drown my thoughts in gin / I find my worst ideas know how to swim" ... does it get any better than that? Yes, it does actually: EVERY OTHER DAMN LINE IN THIS SONG.

Then there's track 2: "All My Happiness is Gone." I can hear those sweeping synth strings forever in my heart baby. Mega <3

Shit keeps rocking with "Darkness and Cold." Gotta love that country howl ... all my favorite BACKGROUND singers COULD sing (apparently) ... jk lol

"Snow is Falling in Manhattan" slows things up, but continues to warm my heart. Nice track placement, DCB!

Some might say that the fifth track, "Margaritas at the Mall" is the Bop ... it's at least the record's "spiritual" Bop, in more ways than one, that's for sure ;)

"She’s Making Friends, I’m Turning Stranger" confirms that, hell yes this record is going to have longer song titles than any previous Silver Jews record. (This ain't your daddy's Silver Jews, kids ... buckle up).

On "I Loved Being My Mother’s Son" we get one of the most straightforward and tender songs in the catalogue ever ... Umm, can you say Lucky Us much?

There's nothing as explicitly bleak as "Nights That Won't Happen," a song that is about death and only death. Nice.

Things getting chugging again with the penultimate "Storyline Fever," another one so jammed pack with ace couplets it would be dumb to just highlight a single one.

The closer "Maybe I’m the Only One For Me" could be seen as some kinda warped companion to "Honk If You're Lonely Tonight." The line "I'll have to learn to like myself" isn't so much as a plea, but a statement of regret. This record sucks. I love it.

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Sunday, November 17, 2019

Ipsum defacto.


Some day–Sunday, with the blunders... wonder why my 'y' key is so sticky? don't wonder 'bout that! 

d d d d d d d d d d d 

I am a goddam walking miracle. Science will be studying me for some time to come, no doubt. I am going to hit send (post) now but this is not the end ~

i am he













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Wednesday, November 13, 2019

Shameon University

You: hey where'd you go to college?
Me: who me? well I went to Shameon U.
You: Shameon U.? never heard of it
Me: that's right, Shame on you for even asking me such a personal question. I never went to college!

Monday, November 11, 2019

I can't fucking focus or can I? #BreakingNews


File 14353 ah yes I know the one; it rings true and scrapes against my inner ear until the blood-curdling screams are fully inside (no one else can hear them).


On the Occasion It is Done

From here on forth to be known as the OCCASION POINT: A state of mind, located in a time and place: REDACTED. Let the record show that at 3:29 and 42 seconds, P.M. EST on a Tuesday – November the 12th, 2019, the subject was weighed and cataloged in as potential Demise Candidate: Level Shitstorm. This does not, of course, take into consideration any recent improvement and/or movie reviews (recorded in podcast form or otherwise). That the subject wished to be called "Occasion Point" or be allowed to start a band or arts collective using that name at some future juncture, is not something the committee wishes to take up at this time. He's hereby been sentenced to conduct the task of creating a music album of sorts, called thusly God 2, utilizing previous branding efforts ("Just Jeff"), and given a timeframe of 72 years to fulfill the requirement, we feel an adequate addition to the previous stipulations of the OCCASION POINT. If the subject wishes to weigh himself at any time in the 72-year framework wherein he finds himself alive he must first purge the system with a black cherry and sauerkraut mixture. Given the vast ocean of the 72-year framework we strongly encourage the subject to think of any moment in time within it as both yesterday and, more importantly, today; we feel this offers all involved a more substantial opportunity to gain that hot R.O.I. 


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Friday, November 8, 2019

All hail the dedication machine

It's been... a long time coming.

OH HAS IT???

Sure. Sure thing.

I've always considered the ephemeral content (90+% of this blog's output) a big part of... of... whatever this is. MY AMERI DOT CA. But truth be told, while I love this place––I've put a lot into it!––logistically, posting here can be a nightmare. I'm using the Google platform "Blogger" to send this out to the world. I love "Blogger"––it will have a place in my heart till damn kingdom come! But, Google does not "love" Blogger. There is no Blogger app, no crucial web updates in the past ~5+ years that make it worth still using. It's a relic. The WWW is made for relics, though. And so long as they're not turning out the lights, I'll still keep buying the URL every other year.

It's the definition of futile: this venture (me: making "art") is the exact polar opposite of whatever R.O.I. is, in every possible facet. More like J.O.I.! Wait, actually.

! ! ! But I can't quit posting ! ! !

Even, as I noted, this has stopped making sense, and to call it "art" is getting more and more difficult too: I gotta do it. I do it over here (๐Ÿค), ya know. Have been for awhile now. The reality is such that platforms matter. All platforms matter. And when it comes to the posting and the shitposting and the art, this ain't cutting it.

And so this website will exist primarily as the database. I might even go through and scrub most of the archives. Not sure yet. Such is the life of a lowly #shrimpblogger.

–Vernon Howl
CEO, MyAmeri.ca Industries
myspacethepodcast@gmail.com






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   only the monikers remain




Tuesday, November 5, 2019

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REMINDER: 2020 is a MOTHERFUCKING LEAP YEAR!

Day of Year Chart

First column within each month is for regular years. The second is for leap years: 1972, 1976, 1980, 1984, 1988, 1992, 1996, 2000, 2004, 2008, 2012, 2016, 2020.

day of
month
JanFebMarAprMayJunJulAugSepOctNovDec
1001032 032060 061091 092121 122152 153182 183213 214244 245274 275305 306335 336
2002033 033061 062092 093122 123153 154183 184214 215245 246275 276306 307336 337
3003034 034062 063093 094123 124154 155184 185215 216246 247276 277307 308337 338
4004035 035063 064094 095124 125155 156185 186216 217247 248277 278308 309338 339
5005036 036064 065095 096125 126156 157186 187217 218248 249278 279309 310339 340
6006037 037065 066096 097126 127157 158187 188218 219249 250279 280310 311340 341
7007038 038066 067097 098127 128158 159188 189219 220250 251280 281311 312341 342
8008039 039067 068098 099128 129159 160189 190220 221251 252281 282312 313342 343
9009040 040068 069099 100129 130160 161190 191221 222252 253282 283313 314343 344
10010041 041069 070100 101130 131161 162191 192222 223253 254283 284314 315344 345
11011042 042070 071101 102131 132162 163192 193223 224254 255284 285315 316345 346
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i can t possi blee this a-mazing//but a lass its tru

 wallow with me now 
 wallow with me now 
 wallow with me now 
 wallow with me now 
 wallow with me now 
 wallow with me now 
 wallow with me now 
 wallow with me now 
 wallow with me now 

A BIRD JUST TOUCHED ME!!!!

Monday, November 4, 2019

it's not chicken it's chicken plus™


(h) i n

what am i supposed to do with that information?

the daily drags

Every moment after every moment feels like the moment to break it all done (start fresh the morrow!) but I can fight against it; I just ate a green ร’ and I am ready to embrace my destiny as a TIN MAN

of the many threads and tangents this unwieldy, almost an hour and twenty minutes long episode takes, one unrealized thought i'd like to realize now is this: this chilly a.m., i stepped outside of my house and noticed the ~5 hours of lawn work i did yesterday and it felt really nice; i felt proud of the work. i was too busy feeling pissy and sorry for myself that i had to do it while i was doing it, instead of putting on some headphones and enjoying the weather or just... breathing and enjoying my life on this planet... anything else than what i did: i did the work in a stew and it sucks that i did that, because A) the reward was/is enjoyable, and B) the process should have been as well. i couldn't even enjoy it when i was done because i was mad that i had missed the freaking early NFL London game which wasn't even a good game! what a dumb thing to be 'mad at' !!! speaking of leaves, i have turned over way more than my allotted amount but one takeaway from all that Sunday yard work, is that there truly is an  amount of leaves. each day is a new opportunity to do something better, do something new, do something you've done before but take a minute, no take a five seconds to actually appreciate. as eminem said,

Look 
If you had 
One shot 
Or one opportunity 
To seize everything you ever wanted 
In one moment 
Would you capture it 
Or just let it slip?                                              

Thursday, October 31, 2019

Perhaps the spookiest part of halloween - this weather?! It's too freaking' hot out!!

Halloween dreams of flo going on a murderous rampage ???

Wednesday, October 30, 2019

ฦงำจ

๐Ÿ’€•๐Ÿ’€•๐Ÿ’€•๐Ÿ’€•๐Ÿ’€•๐Ÿ’€•๐Ÿ’€


s̶̺̼̯̯̈́̇̄́̀̀ͅǒ̷̧̧̼̏̊̓͘̕ ̸̨͉̬̏ȉ̶̛̖͖̪͇͎̖̫̃̌̉͑͆̂̈̕ ̴̡̱̫̹̺̔͑̀͊̔̿ͅw̴̨͙̲̼͎̪͕̱͉̎̄́̋r̵͉̅͒̾̀̋ͅò̴̡̯͓̗̭͔͙̅̈́̐̄̓̊̋͝ţ̴͋̿̑̈́e̶̞̪̘̟͆͛̈́̄͝ ̴̡͎̲̲̰͇̜̇́a̸̡̛̝̯̱̟̭̠̳̲͊͗́̏͐́̕ ̴̘̤͔̟̼̊̂ẗ̸̳̥̞̗̟̯̙́h̴̼̬͉͛̉̀̀̃̾̊͘͠ȉ̸̛̖̮̺̭̞͔̗̮̽͋̈̿͘ͅn̵̮̖͔̺͚̝̫̳̼͆͒̒̍͐͑̿͝g̴̫̼̫̱̞͕̩̓͐̉

The Spooky Month is almost over ㎮

Hรธw i bรซ



read this headline as SOCIOPATH instead of PATHOLOGIST and honestly what's the difference

Kanye West thinks Jesus is King, apparently. Have you seen this? Have you heard about this? Guess this guy's never been to jolly old England before. I know a guy who might think differently about that when his mama croaks.

Tuesday, October 29, 2019

๐–‹๐–—๐–Š๐–Š๐–‰๐–”๐–’ ≠ ๐–‹๐–—๐–Š๐–Š


Advertising_is_easy
Part of me wants to be one of those guys who gets rid of all his clothes and then just buys many versions of the SAME outfit, like I could go with an all black look and just buy x amount of one type of black shirt, pants, workout gear etc etc I mean I probably wouldn't go with black I would probably go with some interesting color palette like the state flag of Colorado or something but still being that guy is A LOT and I'm not prepared to deal with the fallout honestly

"Reality Accepts No Prisoners"


Mother Fn Content is King ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‘‘

I GOT MY LAST HAIRCUT IN EARLY MAY


  • im blaming not getting another 1 on my shit which is real that is the answer
  • im setup here to succeed its never been more clear that that is the truth
  • im ready to accept the answer and it doesnt involve the my lord+savior Pasta
diary of the lord of widows

feeling
this
protruding
from
the
frame
it
is
a
mood!

Shed not a tear they said

For, forever how in bloom, your flowers will grow
lest a desert sprout from
your lonely heart.

†ippin dem scales

so what it's tuesday you g.d. maniacs what you gonna do abt it stop time on a dime and suk off mother ๐ŸŒŽ ? i didn't think so-- read posts and bet on sports yea now we're talking ! i am the capt of a perpetually sinking ship; it never quite makes it to the bottom so james cameron can't get his jollies off & whatnot. but listen, my biggest project is a noose around my neck-- it's 77k gb of hell (@ least); a giant pissing off the summit onto the town below of me.

it feels good 2b alive


๐ŸŒ‹⛪๐ŸŒ„๐Ÿ“ซ๐ŸŒ‹⛪๐ŸŒ„๐Ÿ“ซ

USA graffiti




Ithink about my weight in pure football player today I am Sasquatch Barkley. 226.0

Thursday, October 24, 2019

Tuesday, October 22, 2019


I think I've bypassed some kind of gatekeeper status at IMDB because my reviews pass inspection almost instantaneously now. I have MANY MANY of these in the can and will be staggering their release as I get back into **drum-roll** the movie review podcasting game! **big reggaeton horn** that's right, my movie reviews as well as my dumb podcast in genereal are returning shortly. Until then, check out my user account on IMDB: ernestsavesxmas


me jogging with a dead deer in my shadoe


Monday, October 21, 2019

๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ

Sometimes, I have an idea for a thing and it comes together so flipping quickly. Like I wanted to find a hub to publicly but also kinda low key post my sports bets and I stumbled onto google sites, which I don't think I've ever messed with before, and I put this thing together in minutes and I'm actually pretty pleased with the result. It's really cool when that happens. Bye Bye.

welp, close it down


impossibly bleak::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
https://support.google.com/maps/thread/6139006?msgid=9754170

my teeth are too fucked up to eat ANY halloween candy this year

i'm just like, uh, posting this here as a reminder/beacon/warning (¿) to, uh, not eat any halloween candy... cool. Everything's fine.
Tired of waiting
it's time to finally transition into the role I was born to play: Super Smart Guy. I'm going to start reading actual books know and learning historical and maybe even scientific facts. It's been too long.
weirdly... just got a notification that i got a new follower
on - wait for it ...
E L L O
which is definitely a platform i didn't think still existed
any how, it's weird social media/networking tek stuff on the blog today
thanks for reading
and follow my dumbass


Facebook is completely F*CKED !
I mean: not breaking any news here Obvs
but, for ex: I tried to log-in to delete the long dormant vernonhowl page
and to do this I first needed to upload a photo I.D. ? WTF
That's not even a real person... Now the account is apparently fully Locked. So fucked. They truly are trying to create a database of every human on earth to then sell that information to XY&Z and will stop at nothing in pursuit of this goal... even pseudonyms born in the early 00s aren't safe!

Sunday, October 20, 2019


Latenight(ish) yesterday, I had a non-fever waking fever dream wherein I picked up my "mostly shitty but realizing again now maybe somewhat cool" kindle ipad fire thingie (7?) and opened up a digi-painting app I think it's called Art Rage. Anyhoot. Here are my brain's (FIXED!) two concoctions which are now future fake album covers and I like them both quite a bit I think. The one on the left is supposed to be representative of the Roman Numeral C (as in "100"). And the one on the right is, you know, a kooky dog (nothing to explain there?). If you happen to be a musician looking for an album / album title / cover art / concept / etc, please by all means go ahead and steal either of these right now! Have at it! Mazel Tov!



Saturday, October 19, 2019

MY ๐Ÿง  IS BACK IN TOWN



๐“๐‘œ๐“‹๐’พ๐‘’ ๐“ˆ๐“‚๐’พ๐“‰๐’ฝ'๐“ˆ ๐’ท๐‘’๐’ถ๐“‡๐’น ๐’ธ๐‘œ๐“‡๐“‡๐‘’๐’ธ๐“‰๐‘’๐’น ๐“Ž๐‘’๐’ถ๐“‡๐“ˆ ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐“‰๐“‡๐’ถ๐“Š๐“‚๐’ถ ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐“ˆ๐’พ๐’น๐‘’ ๐“‚๐“Ž ๐“…๐“ˆ๐“Ž๐’ธ๐’ฝ๐‘’ !


this astonishing artifact! the lack of any self-awareness is cosmic, otherworldly; it should be studied intensely by either the alien species that overthrows us or whatever/whoever remains after the collapse of humanity

Fighting against that ๐Ÿง  decay, baby


Friday, October 18, 2019

here well .. here is a world (app/tech) that i've more or less unilaterally decided to 'sit out' – making this (arguably) the first platform i've chosen not to explore, even from an anthropological /interest in the tech kinda of a way .. I WISH EVERYONE INVOLVED WITH ITS USAGE RATE, USER BASE AND UNMISTAKABLE SUCCESS (most importantly) NOTHING BUT THE BEST :•)

13 years ago


Wednesday, October 16, 2019

What's inside the noose not a neck
A sweater nets a turtleneck feted appetizer shrimp
Loose limbs destruction topple psychic ships
The apprentice an apostle an apathetic lisp




A + B = C
in which w h e n • a r e • y o u • g o n n a •  r e a l i z e • t h e • equation
is bigger than you or anything you're gonna do
A also = C; B is the abstraction, not a lack thereof
be the best you can be and to do that: eliminAte A
it is so Beyond simple really; it's easy as pie, a ๐Ÿฐ


Monday, October 14, 2019


Incredibly important stuff for the !WHO ASKED FOR THIS¡ department