• ๐’ฒ๐‘’๐“๐’ธ๐‘œ๐“‚๐‘’ ๐“‰๐‘œ ๐“‚๐“Ž ๐“Œ๐‘’๐’ท๐“ˆ๐’พ๐“‰๐‘’! ๐’ฒ๐‘œ๐“Œ ๐“๐‘œ๐‘œ๐“€ ๐’ถ๐“‰ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’พ๐“ˆ ๐“‰๐‘’๐“๐“‰ ๐’ถ๐“๐“ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐“Œ๐’ถ๐“Ž ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐“‰๐‘œ๐“… ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐“…๐’ถ๐‘”๐‘’, ๐“Œ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰'๐“ˆ ๐’พ๐“‰ ๐’น๐‘œ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“‡๐‘’? ๐ผ ๐’ท๐‘’๐“‰ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰'๐“ˆ ๐“Œ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š'๐“‡๐‘’ ๐“Œ๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐’น๐‘’๐“‡๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘”. ๐ผ๐’ป ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š'๐“‡๐‘’ ๐“ƒ๐‘œ๐“‰ ๐“Œ๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐’น๐‘’๐“‡๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“ƒ ๐“‚๐’ถ๐“Ž๐’ท๐‘’ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š'๐“‡๐‘’ ๐“Œ๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐’น๐‘’๐“‡๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐“Œ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š ๐’ถ๐“‡๐‘’ ๐‘”๐‘œ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐“‰๐‘œ ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐’ป๐‘œ๐“‡ ๐“๐“Š๐“ƒ๐’ธ๐’ฝ; ๐ผ ๐‘œ๐’ป๐“‰๐‘’๐“ƒ ๐“Œ๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐’น๐‘’๐“‡ ๐’ถ๐’ท๐‘œ๐“Š๐“‰ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰. ๐’œ๐“ƒ๐“Ž๐’ฝ๐‘œ๐“Œ, ๐’พ๐’ป ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š'๐“‡๐‘’ ๐“ˆ๐“‰๐’พ๐“๐“ ๐“‡๐‘’๐’ถ๐’น๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’พ๐“ˆ ๐“‰๐‘’๐“๐“‰ ๐“ˆ๐’ธ๐“‡๐‘œ๐“๐“, ๐“๐‘’๐“‰ ๐“‚๐‘’ ๐’ฟ๐“Š๐“ˆ๐“‰ ๐“ˆ๐’ถ๐“Ž ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰ ๐’พ๐“‰'๐“ˆ ๐’ถ ๐“…๐“๐‘’๐’ถ๐“ˆ๐“Š๐“‡๐‘’ ๐“‰๐‘œ ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š ๐’ธ๐‘œ๐“‚๐‘’ ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“‹๐’พ๐“ˆ๐’พ๐“‰ ๐“‚๐“Ž ๐“Œ๐‘’๐’ท๐“…๐’ถ๐‘”๐‘’ ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐ผ ๐“‡๐‘’๐’ถ๐“๐“๐“Ž ๐’ฝ๐‘œ๐“…๐‘’ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š ๐’ป๐‘œ๐“๐“๐‘œ๐“Œ ๐’ถ๐“๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“‚๐’ถ๐“Ž๐’ท๐‘’ ๐‘’๐“‹๐‘’๐“ƒ ๐’ท๐‘œ๐‘œ๐“€๐“‚๐’ถ๐“‡๐“€ ๐’พ๐“‰ ๐“ˆ๐‘œ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š ๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“ƒ ๐“‹๐’พ๐“ˆ๐’พ๐“‰ ๐’พ๐“‰ ๐“Œ๐’พ๐“‰๐’ฝ ๐‘’๐’ถ๐“ˆ๐‘’ ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐“ˆ๐’พ๐’น๐‘’ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š๐“‡ ๐“Œ๐‘’๐’ท ๐’ท๐“‡๐‘œ๐“Œ๐“ˆ๐‘’๐“‡ ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐’ธ๐’ฝ๐‘œ๐’พ๐’ธ๐‘’. ๐ผ ๐’ถ๐“‚ ๐’ถ๐“๐“ˆ๐‘œ ๐’ป๐’ถ๐’พ๐“‡๐“๐“Ž ๐’ถ๐’ธ๐“‰๐’พ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐’ถ ๐’ฝ๐‘œ๐“ˆ๐“‰ ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐“ˆ๐‘œ๐’ธ๐’พ๐’ถ๐“ ๐“‚๐‘’๐’น๐’พ๐’ถ ๐“…๐“๐’ถ๐“‰๐’ป๐‘œ๐“‡๐“‚๐“ˆ ๐“ˆ๐‘œ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š ๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“ƒ ๐’ป๐’พ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“‚๐‘’ ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘œ๐“ˆ๐‘’, ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“๐’พ๐“€๐‘’, ๐’ป๐‘œ๐“๐“๐‘œ๐“Œ, ๐“ˆ๐“Š๐’ท๐“ˆ๐’ธ๐“‡๐’พ๐’ท๐‘’ ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐‘”๐‘’๐“ƒ๐‘’๐“‡๐’ถ๐“๐“๐“Ž ๐’ฟ๐“Š๐“ˆ๐“‰ ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐’ถ ๐“๐‘œ๐“‰ ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐’ป๐“Š๐“ƒ ๐“‡๐‘’๐’ถ๐’น๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น, ๐’พ๐’ป ๐’พ๐“‰ ๐“ˆ๐“‰๐“‡๐’พ๐“€๐‘’๐“ˆ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š๐“‡ ๐’ป๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’ธ๐“Ž, *๐“ˆ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‡๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘”* (๐“Œ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐“€-๐“Œ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐“€) ๐“‚๐“Ž ๐“…๐‘œ๐“ˆ๐“‰๐“ˆ. ๐’ช๐’ฝ, ๐’ถ๐“๐“ˆ๐‘œ, ๐ผ ๐’ป๐‘œ๐“‡๐‘”๐‘œ๐“‰ ๐“‰๐‘œ ๐“‚๐‘’๐“ƒ๐“‰๐’พ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰ ๐“‚๐“Ž ๐“ƒ๐’ถ๐“‚๐‘’'๐“ˆ ๐’ฅ๐‘’๐’ป๐’ป ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐ผ ๐“๐’พ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐’พ๐“ƒ ๐’ซ๐’ฝ๐’พ๐“๐’ถ๐’น๐‘’๐“๐“…๐’ฝ๐’พ๐’ถ ๐“ƒ๐‘œ๐“Œ. ๐‘€๐’ถ๐“Ž๐’ท๐‘’ ๐ผ'๐“๐“ ๐“๐’พ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐’พ๐“ƒ ๐’ถ ๐’น๐’พ๐’ป๐’ป๐‘’๐“‡๐‘’๐“ƒ๐“‰ ๐“…๐’ถ๐“‡๐“‰ ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐“Œ๐‘œ๐“‡๐“๐’น ๐’พ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’ป๐“Š๐“‰๐“Š๐“‡๐‘’, ๐’ท๐“Š๐“‰ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰'๐“ˆ ๐“Œ๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“‡๐‘’ ๐ผ ๐“๐’พ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐’ป๐‘œ๐“‡ ๐“ƒ๐‘œ๐“Œ. ๐’ช๐’ฆ, ๐ผ ๐’ป๐‘’๐‘’๐“ ๐“๐’พ๐“€๐‘’ ๐ผ'๐“‹๐‘’ ๐“‰๐’ถ๐“€๐‘’๐“ƒ ๐“Š๐“… ๐‘’๐“ƒ๐‘œ๐“Š๐‘”๐’ฝ ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š ๐“‰๐’พ๐“‚๐‘’ ๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“‡๐‘’ ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐“‚๐’ถ๐“‡๐“†๐“Š๐‘’๐‘’๐‘’... ๐’ฎ๐‘œ ๐‘”๐‘’๐“‰ ๐“‰๐‘œ ๐’ธ๐“๐’พ๐’ธ๐“€๐’พ๐“ƒ' ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“ˆ๐’ธ๐“‡๐‘œ๐“๐“๐’พ๐“ƒ'! ๐’ž๐“๐’พ๐’ธ๐“€๐’พ๐“ƒ'... ๐’ฎ๐’ธ๐“‡๐‘œ๐“๐“๐’พ๐“ƒ'...๐’ถ๐’ฝ, ๐’ฟ๐“Š๐“ˆ๐“‰ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’ท๐‘’๐“ˆ๐“‰ ๐“ˆ๐“‰๐“Š๐’ป๐’ป ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐‘’๐’ถ๐“‡๐“‰๐’ฝ ๐’พ๐“‚๐‘œ. ๐’œ ๐‘”๐‘œ๐‘œ๐’น ๐“…๐“๐’ถ๐’ธ๐‘’ ๐“‰๐‘œ ๐“ˆ๐“‰๐’ถ๐“‡๐“‰ ๐“‚๐’พ๐‘”๐’ฝ๐“‰ ๐’ท๐‘’ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’น๐“‡๐‘œ๐“…-๐’น๐‘œ๐“Œ๐“ƒ ๐“‚๐‘’๐“ƒ๐“Š ๐’น๐’พ๐“‡๐‘’๐’ธ๐“‰๐“๐“Ž ๐’ท๐‘’๐“๐‘œ๐“Œ, ๐“Œ๐’ฝ๐’พ๐’ธ๐’ฝ ๐’พ๐“ˆ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐“‚๐‘œ๐“ˆ๐“‰ ๐’ธ๐‘œ๐“‚๐“…๐“‡๐‘’๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“ƒ๐“ˆ๐’พ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐“๐’พ๐“ˆ๐“‰ ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐’ถ๐“๐“ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’น๐“Š๐“‚๐’ท ๐“…๐“‡๐‘œ๐’ฟ๐‘’๐’ธ๐“‰๐“ˆ ๐ผ'๐“‹๐‘’ ๐“‚๐’ถ๐’น๐‘’ ๐’พ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’ถ๐“‡๐“‰๐“ˆ. ๐ป๐’ถ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐’ถ ๐‘”๐‘œ๐‘œ๐’น ๐’น๐’ถ๐“Ž. ๐’ข๐‘œ๐’ท ๐’ท๐“๐‘’๐“ˆ๐“ˆ. ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿคข
   K E Y:  ✄= art ✎= lit ♪= music ✪= video;  = highly recommended content

Tuesday, June 25, 2019






not sure why this ended up in spam?

The Worst Bedroom Position for Guys Who Lack Inches would make a really great album title.

Monday, June 24, 2019

๐Ÿ  -42.32 @ Amazon


42.32 black & decker weed wacker (after remainder of a gift card)
all household etc (๐Ÿ ) $$ to date = -4628.19 


total tracking to date*: - 1097.49
*04.01.2019

๐Ÿ‘ถ -13.00 @ Gloucester Fairgrounds - Mullica Hill, NJ


13.00 face painting and sand bottle art @ wine festival
all family/kids (๐Ÿ‘ถ) $$ to date = -200.95


total tracking to date*: - 1055.17
*04.01.2019

☕ -9.99 @ Penn Station - Manhattan


09.99 bottles water, bag of chips and dunkin cold brew bottle
total coffee shop (☕) $$ to date = -89.47


total tracking to date*: - 1042.17
*04.01.2019

๐Ÿ”ต -129.77 @ Yankee Stadium - The Bronx


129.77 concessions and beer for friend and I (ticket was $0)
entertainment (๐Ÿ”ต) $$ to date = -529.41


total tracking to date*: - 1032.18
*04.01.2019


☢️ -37.00 @ The Three Monkeys - Midtown Manhattan


37.00 round of drinks (3)
poison (☢️) $$ to date = -566.96 


total tracking to date*: - 902.41
*04.01.2019

๐Ÿš‡ -44.50 @ NJT/MTA


12.00 metro card
32.50 RT nj transit hamilton-penn station
all TRAVEL (๐Ÿš‡) $$ to date = -163.53


total tracking to date*: - 865.41
*04.01.2019

☕ -3.88 @ Wawa - Collingswood, NJ


03.88 bottled water and pepto tablets
total coffee shop (☕) $$ to date = -79.48


total tracking to date*: - 820.91
*04.01.2019

๐Ÿ”ด -30.30 @ Harbor Park - Philly


24.15 burger, hot dog, fries @ jose garces stand
06.15 ice cream @ franklin fountain stand
all bar/restaurant etc (๐Ÿ”ด) $$ to date = -948.84


total tracking to date*: - 817.03
*04.01.2019

☢️ -25.06 @ Harbor Park, Philly


25.96 two beers + one cider @ spruce st. harbor park
poison (☢️) $$ to date = -529.96 


total tracking to date*: - 786.73
*04.01.2019

This was the 2,000th day in a row I've posted a series of images in gif form at my site www.dailygifs.club.

Friday, June 21, 2019

๐Ÿš‡ -4.99 @ Lyft


04.99 lyft discount pass
all TRAVEL (๐Ÿš‡) $$ to date = -119.03 


total tracking to date*: - 761.67
*04.01.2019


๐Ÿ’ธ -217.04 @ ATT & Verizon


138.76 one month 2 cellphones
078.28 one month high-speed internet
all bills (๐Ÿ’ธ) $$ to date = -542.56  


total tracking to date*: - 756.68
*04.01.2019

Wednesday, June 19, 2019

๐Ÿ‘ž -20.00 @ Great Clips - Montgomery, NJ


15.00 haircut
05.00 tip
clothes/fashion (๐Ÿ‘ž) $$ to date: -83.10


total tracking to date*: - 539.64
*04.01.2019

๐Ÿ‘ถ/☕ -16.60 @ Shop Rite - Montgomery - NJ


10.99 dr. brown baby bottles (2-pack)
all family/kids (๐Ÿ‘ถ) $$ to date = -187.95
02.09 starbucks double shot can
02.79 raw cashews snack bag
total coffee shop (☕) $$ to date = -75.60


total tracking to date*: - 519.64
*04.01.2019

❇️ -74.85 @ Shop Rite - Montgomery, NJ

06.49 purina beyond dog food (w/ $4 off coupon)
02.19 altoids
03.00 cananda dry orig. seltzer 12-pack [x4]
00.99 pearl black olives can
01.19 lieber's thin rice cakes
03.99 dial bath soap bars 8-pack
02.00 dole salad kit [x2]
02.01 red bell pepper [1 @ 1.99/lb]
00.99 long seedless cucumber
06.99 large fresh green beans bag
01.79 adult carrots 2lb bag
01.55 tomatoes on vine [4 @ 0.99/lb]
03.99 twilight tomatoes container
04.99 mixed onion 5lb bag
01.53 granny smith apples [2 @ 1.99/lb]
02.49 santa barbara fresh salsa container
02.49 s.r. whipped butter container
01.99 s.r. shredded cheese bag
05.49 udi g.f. chocolate muffins
01.88 haagen dasz ice cream (w/ $1 off coupon)
02.49 halo top peanut butter ice cream bars (w/ $2.50 off coupon)
03.79 st. ives apricot scrub
03.79 s.r. maxi pads 48-pack
(also used a spend $40 or more get $5 off coupon)
total grocery (❇️) $$ to date = -608.86


total tracking to date*: - 503.04
*04.01.2019

Tuesday, June 18, 2019

๐Ÿฃ

๐Ÿฃ

(๐’พ ๐’ถ๐“‚ ) ๐ต๐‘œ๐’ท ๐’Ÿ๐“Ž๐“๐’ถ๐“ƒ



Sherriff Chaos Theory Presents...


This is it.
It's finally happening.

can't recall if i shared this hilariously wrong translation for a v.m. my mom left me on google voice

threw down the gauntlet when this guy gave me negative feedback for a book i never shipped


Monday, June 17, 2019


2 more for the pile (but these have lyrix tho - f y i)

Sunday, June 16, 2019

๐Ÿ  +7.46 @ Amazon


07.46 refund on wooden octopus (thought I was getting 2, but it was "style 2" that they were advertising - complained to amazon and got all my money back)
all household etc (๐Ÿ ) $$ to date = -4585.87 


total tracking to date*: - 428.19
*04.01.2019

๐Ÿ‘ถ -18.00 @ Philadelphia Zoo


11.69 albino tiger transformer toy
04.49 small squishy thing toy
all family/kids (๐Ÿ‘ถ) $$ to date = -176.96



total tracking to date*: - 435.65
*04.01.2019

☢️ -23.76 @ Froggie's Liquors - Haddon Township, NJ


23.76 two 6-packs (new belgium citradelic & voodoo ranger jucifer)
poison (☢️) $$ to date = -504.90 


total tracking to date*: - 417.65
*04.01.2019

๐Ÿ  -203.52 @ Home Depot - Lawnside, NJ


03.50 bag of pea pebbles [x33]
21.98 weedblock film
10.98 chalkboard paint
06.98 digging shovel
04.48 hand trowel
15.98 metal rake
14.97 trash can (32 gal)
all household etc (๐Ÿ ) $$ to date = -4593.33 


total tracking to date*: - 393.89
*04.01.2019

๐Ÿ’ฐ+1,355.04 MAIN INCOME


all INCOME (๐Ÿ’ฐ) $$ to date = + 7918.27 

total tracking to date*: - 190.37
*04.01.2019

๐Ÿ‘ถ -55.38 @ Storybook Land - Egg Harbor, NJ


55.38 two tickets to storybook land
all family/kids (๐Ÿ‘ถ) $$ to date = -158.96


total tracking to date*: - 1545.41
*04.01.2019

Thursday, June 13, 2019

๐Ÿ  +34.10 @ Amazon


+34.10 DIY screen thing *REFUND*
all household etc (๐Ÿ ) $$ to date = -4389.81 


total tracking to date*: - 1490.03
*04.01.2019

๐Ÿ’ธ -30.00 @ AT&T


30.00 data use overage charges
all bills (๐Ÿ’ธ) $$ to date = -325.52 


total tracking to date*: - 1524.13
*04.01.2019

๐Ÿ  -692.07 @ Walmart.com


549.99 LG 65" 4k smart tv
024.99 wall mount
079.99 tv mounting install service
all household etc (๐Ÿ ) $$ to date = -4423.91 


total tracking to date*: - 1494.13
*04.01.2019

⚕-15.98 @ Erlton Bike Shop - Cherry Hill, NJ


15.98 new tube + labor
health/medical costs (⚕) $$ to date = -63.73 


total tracking to date*: - 802.06
*04.01.2019

❇️ -62.46 @ Shop Rite - Cherry Hill, NJ



total grocery (❇️) $$ to date = -534.01


total tracking to date*: - 786.08
*04.01.2019

๐Ÿ  -7.00 @ Walmart - Audobon, NJ


07.00 brackets for shelf
all household etc (๐Ÿ ) $$ to date = -3731.84 


total tracking to date*: - 723.62
*04.01.2019


๐Ÿ  -237.60 @ Task Rabbit


237.60 work + tip for installation of raised outlet and ethernet port for new tv
all household etc (๐Ÿ ) $$ to date = -3724.84 


total tracking to date*: - 716.62
*04.01.2019

๐Ÿ”ด -26.45 @ Ship Bottom Beer Garden - Linvilla Orchards, PA


26.45 three beers + tip w/ lunch
all bar/restaurant etc (๐Ÿ”ด) $$ to date = -918.54 


total tracking to date*: - 479.02
*04.01.2019

๐Ÿ”ด -75.55 @ Sabrina's - Collingswood, NJ



75.55 delivery + tip from sabrina's
all bar/restaurant etc (๐Ÿ”ด) $$ to date = -892.09 


total tracking to date*: - 452.57
*04.01.2019


๐Ÿ‘ถ -8.31 @ Target - Haddon Township, NJ


01.79 rubberbands
03.00 toy
03.00 toy
all family/kids (๐Ÿ‘ถ) $$ to date = -103.58


total tracking to date*: - 377.02
*04.01.2019

☢️ -34.09 Cork 'N Bottle - Haddon Township, NJ


34.09 wine and beer (2 six-packs)
poison (☢️) $$ to date = -481.14 


total tracking to date*: - 368.71
*04.01.2019