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Tuesday, June 26, 2018

I'm a lil ticked off cuz I thought CC was gonna start this game. But the Yanks are pushing him back for Red Sox series. Without searching I feel that he is worse with more rest but what do I know? Anyhoot I'm still gonna have a blast at the game!

i wish i could love the world cup start-to-finish but i just don't care enuff abt soccer to figure out this round robin / pts-based stage. give me a goddam bracket and then we're cookin'
I ––for the longest time although don't ask me why!–– avoided downloading any corporate or company apps that weren't essentially platform-based, ie. apps for stores like Dunkin Donuts, etc.

B U T ,, I recently downloaded the Wawa app and it has changed my life. Wawa delivers now? Yes. I'm constantly getting alerts that I have a free coffee? Yes. They just emailed me this $3-off coupon that, when combined with Hoagiefest pricing, is essentially paying ME to eat a damn hoagie ??!? Yes.

Part of me wants to not be fat any longer but also (a larger, HAHA GET IT) part of me LOVES THESE FREAKIN' DEALS AND I JUST CAN'T STOP BABY!! #Wawa4Life

Monday, June 25, 2018


I just miswrote the date as 08 instead of 18
and honestly felt like crying
Yanks beat the Phillies earlier tonight by a score of 4-2. It was the first game of three (M-W) here in Philadelphia. Chapman gave up a two-out solo homer, but still converted his 23rd save of the season (in 24 chances).
I think Im sorta regrettin this haircut; on the 1 hand having less hair is just plain easier, but (on hand numero 2) I prob looked better w/ longer hair … Im in constant, truely unending battle against when/what/how I should manage/style my hairdo situation

Like that 1 Eno album

The Greatest Trick The Devil Ever Played Was Puttig The Whoopie Cushion Under Gods Ass

Sunday, June 24, 2018

a once and for all solution to my greatest challenge

... here we are folks - let tomorrow sing and be sung, the breath of every milk from our eternal diy's pores ...

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Thursday, June 21, 2018

no disrespect, sometimes u just gotta say "me too" and join the movement... love womyn worldwyde


Hilariously, my typo on my Hilton Honors account continues to payoff BIG-TIME ! This time in the form of the above gif. I might just legally change my name to Jwdd so I can continue this gag into infinity (and beyond).

Wednesday, June 20, 2018


You (I) can take a train to Phoenixville, PA

I think about an alternate dimension.

Check out my twitter @skikyd to see a new header image featuring New England Patriots owner Bob Kraft talking with two bonafide sociopaths!


Got this weird thing for my daughter at a garage sale and she's permanently stained it with dollar tree makeup.

Monday, June 18, 2018

Lunch: half-off grocery store sushi and then snack-time: dollar tree mix (~400 cal's)

$2.07 @ Dollar Tree – Monmouth Junction, NJ

–Imperial Nuts "Sunshine Blend" snack mix (banana chips, cranberries, almonds, cashews, blueberries)


manoman wa
swan confetti
confeve weed
heap allotta...
spaghetti on
the floor a-
gains & loss
Coulda - Wooden - Shoulda
i Only ate A mint Lara Bar
so far 2day
can't wait for lunch-TiME©

J W D D bb

I signed up for this shit last night to get like $6 off my hotel price (booked a suite off Cedar Grove Lane which is off Easton Ave. in Somerset near New Brunswick, NJ) and I typo'd the hell out of my first name so now my Hilton Rewards® official profile name is JWDD not JEFF, and the only way I can change it is if I reach out to a customer service person directly (lol) so I'm not flippin' changing nothing. Long Live, Jwdd! Jeff is dead.

Wednesday, June 13, 2018

Lol I wrote a pretty heartfelt blog post here on my phone then just straight up closed the app without posting or saving. Yikes!

Monday, June 11, 2018

... wrote a new book called Slab and it's a book and it's online and there's only one chapter and you can read it super quick and stuff; please share it with your dad for dad's day and whatnot ...

Wednesday, June 6, 2018

Y would I ––droneboner69–– want to follow these maniax??! pls, no thx