T E R R i F i C

I'm a lil ticked off cuz I thought CC was gonna start this game. But the Yanks are pushing him back for Red Sox series. Without searching I feel that he is worse with more rest but what do I know? Anyhoot I'm still gonna have a blast at the game!

i wish i could love the world cup start-to-finish but i just don't care enuff abt soccer to figure out this round robin / pts-based stage. give me a goddam bracket and then we're cookin'

I ––for the longest time although don't ask me why!–– avoided downloading any corporate or company apps that weren't essentially platform-based, ie. apps for stores like Dunkin Donuts, etc.

B U T ,, I recently downloaded the Wawa app and it has changed my life. Wawa delivers now? Yes. I'm constantly getting alerts that I have a free coffee? Yes. They just emailed me this $3-off coupon that, when combined with Hoagiefest pricing, is essentially paying ME to eat a damn hoagie ??!? Yes.

Part of me wants to not be fat any longer but also (a larger, HAHA GET IT) part of me LOVES THESE FREAKIN' DEALS AND I JUST CAN'T STOP BABY!! #Wawa4Life

08𝖋𝖚𝖈𝖐𝖊𝖒

I just miswrote the date as 08 instead of 18
and honestly felt like crying

Yanks beat the Phillies earlier tonight by a score of 4-2. It was the first game of three (M-W) here in Philadelphia. Chapman gave up a two-out solo homer, but still converted his 23rd save of the season (in 24 chances).

I think Im sorta regrettin this haircut; on the 1 hand having less hair is just plain easier, but (on hand numero 2) I prob looked better w/ longer hair … Im in constant, truely unending battle against when/what/how I should manage/style my hairdo situation

Like that 1 Eno album

The Greatest Trick The Devil Ever Played Was Puttig The Whoopie Cushion Under Gods Ass

a once and for all solution to my greatest challenge

... here we are folks - let tomorrow sing and be sung, the breath of every milk from our eternal diy's pores ...

🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕 i only eat pizzamoji

I really wanted to hit up this strip mall bar on vacation but I don't think it's in the cards

Stiiiiiiiiiil waiting...

no disrespect, sometimes u just gotta say "me too" and join the movement... love womyn worldwyde

UPDATE:

Hilariously, my typo on my Hilton Honors account continues to payoff BIG-TIME ! This time in the form of the above gif. I might just legally change my name to Jwdd so I can continue this gag into infinity (and beyond).

FEELS LIKE TODAY IS THE DAY I'M TRULY GETTING MY LIFE BACK ON TRACK AND SO JUST WANNA GIVE PROPS TO MY DOG AND GREAT PAL FRANK

You (I) can take a train to Phoenixville, PA

I think about an alternate dimension.

Check out my twitter @skikyd to see a new header image featuring New England Patriots owner Bob Kraft talking with two bonafide sociopaths!

ℍ𝕆ℝℝ𝕆ℝ𝕊ℍ𝕆𝕎

Got this weird thing for my daughter at a garage sale and she's permanently stained it with dollar tree makeup.

Lunch: half-off grocery store sushi and then snack-time: dollar tree mix (~400 cal's)

$2.07 @ Dollar Tree – Monmouth Junction, NJ

–earbuds
–Imperial Nuts "Sunshine Blend" snack mix (banana chips, cranberries, almonds, cashews, blueberries)

poem

manoman wa
swan confetti
confeve weed
heap allotta...
spaghetti on
the floor a-
gains & loss
Coulda - Wooden - Shoulda

i Only ate A mint Lara Bar
so far 2day
can't wait for lunch-TiME©

J W D D bb

I signed up for this shit last night to get like $6 off my hotel price (booked a suite off Cedar Grove Lane which is off Easton Ave. in Somerset near New Brunswick, NJ) and I typo'd the hell out of my first name so now my Hilton Rewards® official profile name is JWDD not JEFF, and the only way I can change it is if I reach out to a customer service person directly (lol) so I'm not flippin' changing nothing. Long Live, Jwdd! Jeff is dead.

Lol I wrote a pretty heartfelt blog post here on my phone then just straight up closed the app without posting or saving. Yikes!

back on this trip 

... wrote a new book called Slab and it's a book and it's online and there's only one chapter and you can read it super quick and stuff; please share it with your dad for dad's day and whatnot ...

FIRST DEMO RECORDED @ THE NEW STUDIO

New studio is called "The Swet Box" but I'm gonna Stylize™ it as ...

_______  '†ha_$we†b≈X'

Y would I ––droneboner69–– want to follow these maniax??! pls, no thx