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Tuesday, January 10, 2017

Definitive ranking of Girl Scout Cookies varieties

This isn't a complete ranking of varieties but these are "The Classic 5" imo. #EmbraceDebate
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January 10, 2017 at 12:00PM

Ah, high noon: a/k/a lunchtime. Don't mind if I do.
Another newly released gem from the archives.
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: I am abandoning my Snapchat Stories 'Micro-EPs'––after producing 100 of them in 2016, I had been doing them daily to start the new year via the Snapchat handle "microepmaker" (which I never liked, as a handle). They were uninspired and generally a waste of time, considering I still had to take cut them up and post them online 'officially' (could barf just thinking about this). The only one that had any stand-alone merit (maybe) was a Micro-EP by the name of 徐霞客––translation: Xu Xiake; this was a concept piece about a real person (available at the Arar Bolera facebook if you're interested).

I won't be tossing these nine mini-things (1 Jan - 9 Jan 2017) into the damn ocean, though. I'll be combining them into a single EP proper by the name of He Who Snaps Last, Snaps Longest, which will be posted later today. Much like Instagram (droneboner69 y'all), I still want to use the platform Snapchat for subversive, anti-networking purposes. So I've registered the handle sexdingo (tbh, I'm totally shocked it was available, and I'm fairly proud of the snag).

I'm not sure what the future holds, but I am getting better at recognizing a dead horse when I see one