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Thursday, October 31, 2019

Wednesday, October 30, 2019



s̶̺̼̯̯̈́̇̄́̀̀ͅǒ̷̧̧̼̏̊̓͘̕ ̸̨͉̬̏ȉ̶̛̖͖̪͇͎̖̫̃̌̉͑͆̂̈̕ ̴̡̱̫̹̺̔͑̀͊̔̿ͅw̴̨͙̲̼͎̪͕̱͉̎̄́̋r̵͉̅͒̾̀̋ͅò̴̡̯͓̗̭͔͙̅̈́̐̄̓̊̋͝ţ̴͋̿̑̈́e̶̞̪̘̟͆͛̈́̄͝ ̴̡͎̲̲̰͇̜̇́a̸̡̛̝̯̱̟̭̠̳̲͊͗́̏͐́̕ ̴̘̤͔̟̼̊̂ẗ̸̳̥̞̗̟̯̙́h̴̼̬͉͛̉̀̀̃̾̊͘͠ȉ̸̛̖̮̺̭̞͔̗̮̽͋̈̿͘ͅn̵̮̖͔̺͚̝̫̳̼͆͒̒̍͐͑̿͝g̴̫̼̫̱̞͕̩̓͐̉

The Spooky Month is almost over ㎮

Hรธw i bรซ

read this headline as SOCIOPATH instead of PATHOLOGIST and honestly what's the difference

Tuesday, October 29, 2019

๐–‹๐–—๐–Š๐–Š๐–‰๐–”๐–’ ≠ ๐–‹๐–—๐–Š๐–Š

Part of me wants to be one of those guys who gets rid of all his clothes and then just buys many versions of the SAME outfit, like I could go with an all black look and just buy x amount of one type of black shirt, pants, workout gear etc etc I mean I probably wouldn't go with black I would probably go with some interesting color palette like the state flag of Colorado or something but still being that guy is A LOT and I'm not prepared to deal with the fallout honestly

Mother Fn Content is King ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‘‘


  • im blaming not getting another 1 on my shit which is real that is the answer
  • im setup here to succeed its never been more clear that that is the truth
  • im ready to accept the answer and it doesnt involve the my lord+savior Pasta
diary of the lord of widows


Shed not a tear they said

For, forever how in bloom, your flowers will grow
lest a desert sprout from
your lonely heart.

†ippin dem scales

so what it's tuesday you g.d. maniacs what you gonna do abt it stop time on a dime and suk off mother ๐ŸŒŽ ? i didn't think so-- read posts and bet on sports yea now we're talking ! i am the capt of a perpetually sinking ship; it never quite makes it to the bottom so james cameron can't get his jollies off & whatnot. but listen, my biggest project is a noose around my neck-- it's 77k gb of hell (@ least); a giant pissing off the summit onto the town below of me.

it feels good 2b alive


USA graffiti

Ithink about my weight in pure football player today I am Sasquatch Barkley. 226.0

Tuesday, October 22, 2019

I think I've bypassed some kind of gatekeeper status at IMDB because my reviews pass inspection almost instantaneously now. I have MANY MANY of these in the can and will be staggering their release as I get back into **drum-roll** the movie review podcasting game! **big reggaeton horn** that's right, my movie reviews as well as my dumb podcast in genereal are returning shortly. Until then, check out my user account on IMDB: ernestsavesxmas

Update: The Final (web)Level for my Movie Review Content is now this here thing which will be fully updated in the year 208282328328: https://themoviereviewshow.blogspot.com/

me jogging with a dead deer in my shadoe

Monday, October 21, 2019

welp, close it down

impossibly bleak::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

my teeth are too fucked up to eat ANY halloween candy this year

i'm just like, uh, posting this here as a reminder/beacon/warning (¿) to, uh, not eat any halloween candy... cool. Everything's fine.
Tired of waiting
it's time to finally transition into the role I was born to play: Super Smart Guy. I'm going to start reading actual books know and learning historical and maybe even scientific facts. It's been too long.
weirdly... just got a notification that i got a new follower
on - wait for it ...
which is definitely a platform i didn't think still existed
any how, it's weird social media/networking tek stuff on the blog today
thanks for reading
and follow my dumbass

Facebook is completely F*CKED !
I mean: not breaking any news here Obvs
but, for ex: I tried to log-in to delete the long dormant vernonhowl page
and to do this I first needed to upload a photo I.D. ? WTF
That's not even a real person... Now the account is apparently fully Locked. So fucked. They truly are trying to create a database of every human on earth to then sell that information to XY&Z and will stop at nothing in pursuit of this goal... even pseudonyms born in the early 00s aren't safe!

Sunday, October 20, 2019

Latenight(ish) yesterday, I had a non-fever waking fever dream wherein I picked up my "mostly shitty but realizing again now maybe somewhat cool" kindle ipad fire thingie (7?) and opened up a digi-painting app I think it's called Art Rage. Anyhoot. Here are my brain's (FIXED!) two concoctions which are now future fake album covers and I like them both quite a bit I think. The one on the left is supposed to be representative of the Roman Numeral C (as in "100"). And the one on the right is, you know, a kooky dog (nothing to explain there?). If you happen to be a musician looking for an album / album title / cover art / concept / etc, please by all means go ahead and steal either of these right now! Have at it! Mazel Tov!

Saturday, October 19, 2019


๐“๐‘œ๐“‹๐’พ๐‘’ ๐“ˆ๐“‚๐’พ๐“‰๐’ฝ'๐“ˆ ๐’ท๐‘’๐’ถ๐“‡๐’น ๐’ธ๐‘œ๐“‡๐“‡๐‘’๐’ธ๐“‰๐‘’๐’น ๐“Ž๐‘’๐’ถ๐“‡๐“ˆ ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐“‰๐“‡๐’ถ๐“Š๐“‚๐’ถ ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐“ˆ๐’พ๐’น๐‘’ ๐“‚๐“Ž ๐“…๐“ˆ๐“Ž๐’ธ๐’ฝ๐‘’ !

this astonishing artifact! the lack of any self-awareness is cosmic, otherworldly; it should be studied intensely by either the alien species that overthrows us or whatever/whoever remains after the collapse of humanity

Fighting against that ๐Ÿง  decay, baby

Friday, October 18, 2019

here well .. here is a world (app/tech) that i've more or less unilaterally decided to 'sit out' – making this (arguably) the first platform i've chosen not to explore, even from an anthropological /interest in the tech kinda of a way .. I WISH EVERYONE INVOLVED WITH ITS USAGE RATE, USER BASE AND UNMISTAKABLE SUCCESS (most importantly) NOTHING BUT THE BEST :•)

13 years ago

Wednesday, October 16, 2019

What's inside the noose not a neck
A sweater nets a turtleneck feted appetizer shrimp
Loose limbs destruction topple psychic ships
The apprentice an apostle an apathetic lisp

A + B = C
in which w h e n • a r e • y o u • g o n n a •  r e a l i z e • t h e • equation
is bigger than you or anything you're gonna do
A also = C; B is the abstraction, not a lack thereof
be the best you can be and to do that: eliminAte A
it is so Beyond simple really; it's easy as pie, a ๐Ÿฐ

Monday, October 14, 2019

Thursday, October 10, 2019

There's really no point in doing the thing* that I am doing right now other than I have started doing it so I might as well finish doing it.

*don't worry about what it is; it's truly not important

This is hilarious ๐Ÿ˜‚

Wednesday, October 9, 2019

cloven hoof salami

just updated the 'EPs only' discogs_page & always liked how the Series 2 releases stacked up next to each other: 100 pix of my dumb face hallelujah

There's actually a 6th new EP (#319 overall) coming later today its called '30th Century BC'
along with the posting of LPs through #49 and then... the future is unwritten


Hey Apple, triggered?

I'm never updating my OS again ๊ตฒ๐Ÿ”ฉ

Tuesday, October 8, 2019

5 new EP's!

Man alive OK! It feels good to get these out there as I continue to just straight tear up my end of year / pre2020 organization party y'all (!) Making some ๐Ÿœš๐Ÿœš๐Ÿœš๐Ÿœš๐Ÿœš๐Ÿœš outta ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ‹ if you know whatz i meanz – the best of that bunch is by far this one the last one so hit that up 1st
Just thought of the best small talk to do going to small talk so hard in a bit

Monday, October 7, 2019

๐‘”๐‘œ๐‘œ๐’น ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘”๐“ˆ ๐‘… ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“…๐“…๐‘’๐“ƒ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘”

Here are 13 book covers that will be available before the year is over at WEEKLYBOOKS.NET, a project which I am woefully behind with. But I am committed to catching up! Things (good things?) are happening (are they?)

tinymรผsik: 4 homeless Songs?

“Amateur Baboon”

“Faceless Aces in the Cinammon Spittoon”

"White Disaster"

“Addition by Subtraction”

Friday, October 4, 2019

Just ate a pumpkin donut flavored Laffy Taffy (which: delicious btw) and it just occurred to me through the pain of it that there's no way my teeth and potentially also my body survive yet another Halloween Candy Season™; I'm in need of a restraint the likes of which my psyche has never seen, let alone approached before...

๐Ÿค ๐ŸŽ€ ๐ป๐‘’๐“‡๐‘’ ๐’พ๐“ˆ ๐’ถ ๐‘”❁๐Ÿช๐’น ๐‘’๐“๐’ถ๐“‚๐“…๐“๐‘’ ๐Ÿ’—๐’ป ๐’ฝ๐Ÿ˜๐“Œ ๐“‚๐“Ž ๐“…๐“‡❁๐’ธ๐‘’๐“ˆ๐“ˆ ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“ˆ ๐’ถ๐“๐“Œ๐’ถ๐“Ž๐“ˆ ๐’ท๐‘’๐‘’๐“ƒ ๐’ธ๐ŸŒบ๐“ƒ๐“‹๐Ÿช๐“๐“Š๐“‰๐‘’๐’น ๐’ท๐‘’๐“Ž❤๐“ƒ๐’น ๐’ท๐‘’๐“๐’พ๐‘’๐’ป/๐“‡๐‘’๐“…๐’ถ๐’พ๐“‡ ๐ŸŽ€ ๐Ÿค
Here are 32 photos I took of my office / art I was working on, etc., when I lived in Princeton, NJ ~8 years ago (Ed. note: one of these pictures is of my dog, one of these pictures is of my bleeding finger, and one of these pictures is of my chest hair.) ––––

The Thursday TV Comedy Wars just LEVELED THE FUCK UP



๐˜™๐˜ฆ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜น ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜ข ๐˜ง๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ ๐˜ญ๐˜บ๐˜ง๐˜ฆ