My face is 🔥 How to use @gillette Mach 3 razors so they don't feel like you're getting mauled by a wild beast 😱🔪#5months

I'm editing a short story I wrote probably 10+ years ago, and this passage was oddly prescient. My daughter (age 4) gets upset when I refer to shows she's watching as movies, and vice versa. Got minor chills reading this.

0de to an old wayy of life,suppos

getting there faulks, getting there

gm, universe

To everyone
in one particular place
let's get together
some time
down the road
and drive into the sunset
the high grass
saturated unreal
the forest in the eyes
of every beast
alone.

🐟 𝔦 𝔪𝔲𝔰𝔱 𝔠𝔬𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔠𝔱 𝔞𝔩𝔩 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔪𝔞𝔩𝔰 𝔟𝔶 𝔞𝔫𝔶 𝔪𝔢𝔞𝔫𝔰 𝔫𝔢𝔠𝔢𝔰𝔰𝔞𝔯𝔶; 𝔱𝔦𝔪𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔦𝔫𝔰𝔦𝔤𝔫𝔦𝔣𝔦𝔠𝔞𝔫𝔱 𝖎 𝖒𝖚𝖘𝖙 𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖈𝖙 𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖒𝖆𝖑𝖘 𝖇𝖞 𝖆𝖓𝖞 𝖒𝖊𝖆𝖓𝖘 𝖓𝖊𝖈𝖊𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖗𝖞; 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊 𝖎𝖘 𝖎𝖓𝖘𝖎𝖌𝖓𝖎𝖋𝖎𝖈𝖆𝖓𝖙

 Ω Hosanna Harangue Ω 

i just got a haircut

and i'd like 2 stress upon 2 points (if i could)

I have posted (a slightly edited version for readability purposes) of the almost 5,000 word scroll that was the "script" for my very famous 90-min podcast feature ranking the films of David Lynch on my tumblie. N-Joy!

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lEAVEyOUReGOiNtHEpLACEwHEREiTrAINS

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New Videos Appearing From Thin Air All The Damn Time (ßø¨®ç∂)

𝕓𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕜 𝕗𝕣𝕖𝕖 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕞 𝕔𝕒𝕘𝕖𝕤 they said

ൠ🐤Give_into+an alien '///ducjK--3-22-19

Honestly cant recall if i posted these or not: lyrix 4 this ES tune! #WhateverWhathaveyouHavethis

i am sorr y if htis iss trugginerng,but i jeeed 2lkive my lfie -- this is my tturhth'

c o n s t a n t l y 
      f o r g e t t i n g
forever

∞There are 2 types of people in this (horrible) world…

001 A HUNDRED DAYS OF MAC N CHEESE
002 SLEEP NOW IN THE BEAST MODE
003 SURRENDER TO THE SUGAR RUSH
004 FELICITY INSIDE A COBRA HEART
005 CHEAP THRILLS 4 CO2 SENATORS
006 SELECTION SUNDAY (JWDD 5X)
007 MACROECONOMICS HALL & OATES
008 EAT FIRE IN GOD'S EAR HOLE
009 STAR PUPIL IN THE EYE OF LO
010 FOREST FIRE FUCKS 4 WEEKS &
011 ELLIPTIC LOW ROSEANNE ELOPES
012 (TWIDDLE) YOUR LAST THUMBS
013 DESEKRATE KONIVERS (LASTING)
014 PURE BOO (FRAMEWORK 4 FRIENDS)
015 JESUIT TATTOO THERAPY (JEFF-Z)
016 MUTANT COOTIES BRAIN TRAINING
017 THIS IS SONG 17 OR WHATEVER
018 JESSIE IS A DESERT A DINOSAUR
019 WHINE ON YOUNG STALLION MNTN
020 NO COMMAS UNTIL YOUR 21+ OR…
021 (MISSPELLING) YOUR PET'S NAME

Infinity Symbol

presents

Ellipses and Then What: Seriously Considering Possibly Becoming Enlightened

Bobcat 🐈🔖

h e r ø

JEFK • KLIMCHIN

⑬ ive decided to ascend
⑭ its not delivery
⑮ large boy
⑯


( It's cool that there are 50 states. Seems random that they wound up there, but what a perfectly succinct # )

book 11 is in the can and due out [ s o o n ]

it's a graphic novel based on 50 panels

i am constantly making great art

👐👐👐

and no one cares

👅

I flipped a switch inside myself

happy π day ¡

®e_#'n Already ?

u GOT it DUDE

(˚~˚)

Weed out the fondue salesmen lest you think they're here to grant you enlightenment, I wrote on the form for the person who would be in charge of inscribing my tombstone. I neglected to write in the pink hippo book for the first time in three (3) tries but SHOCKER! not because I didn't have something to say (˚~˚) Meet my new friend, it's me.

From "The Thing That I Forgot" by Mark Baumer

The strange thought of today*** which occurred moist technically

\this morning***\
which is not to be confused with yesterday but here we are continuing

' ' M o i s t • T e c h n i c a l l y ' '
little story goes like this....

im @ the office or a pub or why (¥?) idk. and bossman1 is telling me he has a new job lined up, im 2 work w/ none-other-than RAY ROMANO. yes, this is my brain. & of course there are no details. only beer. i am 2 drink this beer if i am to be offered release. it is, a ka nun drum. 2 say THE LEAST!

[END DAY-2 REPORT::BEGIN PROJECT_LENT]

day 1

This will be vague because it has to be. It cannot be anything other than a story of ghosts recovery. If am allowed to live, and I think that I am, then I will use these words as a sword. The death of my enemy exists in a parallel world. The entrypoint is a mirror. I am not selling anything I wouldn't buy myself (in this other place). It's deciding to do so here, now, that allows me to grow the sword from my hand /or/ learn to conjure it from sleeve in the fashion of a magician. I am committing to a final performance. Tada. 

∆J∆U∆S∆T∆//•//∆J∆E∆F∆F∆