Headlines? Deadlines? Lifelines? Landlines? Smilelines? Timelines? Parallellines? Crookedlines? Linelines??? This a'Space is for a'Sale for a' the advertisements! is what I am a'Trying to Say! Inquire within, early and often... ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿคข
   K E Y:  ✄= art ✎= lit ♪= music ✪= video;  = highly recommended content

Thursday, March 28, 2019

Monday, March 25, 2019

i just got a haircut


and i'd like 2 stress upon 2 points (if i could)


I have posted (a slightly edited version for readability purposes) of the almost 5,000 word scroll that was the "script" for my very famous 90-min podcast feature ranking the films of David Lynch on my tumblie. N-Joy!

√ex?


lEAVEyOUReGOiNtHEpLACEwHEREiTrAINS

Thursday, March 21, 2019


Honestly cant recall if i posted these or not: lyrix 4 this ES tune! #WhateverWhathaveyouHavethis

i am sorr y if htis iss trugginerng,but i jeeed 2lkive my lfie -- this is my tturhth'

Tuesday, March 19, 2019



c o n s t a n t l y 
      f o r g e t t i n g
forever

∞There are 2 types of people in this (horrible) world…


001 A HUNDRED DAYS OF MAC N CHEESE
002 SLEEP NOW IN THE BEAST MODE
003 SURRENDER TO THE SUGAR RUSH
004 FELICITY INSIDE A COBRA HEART
005 CHEAP THRILLS 4 CO2 SENATORS
006 SELECTION SUNDAY (JWDD 5X)
007 MACROECONOMICS HALL & OATES
008 EAT FIRE IN GOD'S EAR HOLE
009 STAR PUPIL IN THE EYE OF LO
010 FOREST FIRE FUCKS 4 WEEKS &
011 ELLIPTIC LOW ROSEANNE ELOPES
012 (TWIDDLE) YOUR LAST THUMBS
013 DESEKRATE KONIVERS (LASTING)
014 PURE BOO (FRAMEWORK 4 FRIENDS)
015 JESUIT TATTOO THERAPY (JEFF-Z)
016 MUTANT COOTIES BRAIN TRAINING
017 THIS IS SONG 17 OR WHATEVER
018 JESSIE IS A DESERT A DINOSAUR
019 WHINE ON YOUNG STALLION MNTN
020 NO COMMAS UNTIL YOUR 21+ OR…
021 (MISSPELLING) YOUR PET'S NAME

Infinity Symbol
presents
Ellipses and Then What: Seriously Considering Possibly Becoming Enlightened


Bobcat ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ”–

h e r รธ

JEFK • KLIMCHIN


⑬ ive decided to ascend
⑭ its not delivery
⑮ large boy



( It's cool that there are 50 states. Seems random that they wound up there, but what a perfectly succinct # )

Friday, March 15, 2019


book 11 is in the can and due out [ s o o n ]
it's a graphic novel based on 50 panels
i am constantly making great art
๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
and no one cares
๐Ÿ‘…


Thursday, March 7, 2019

(˚~˚)

Weed out the fondue salesmen lest you think they're here to grant you enlightenment, I wrote on the form for the person who would be in charge of inscribing my tombstone. I neglected to write in the pink hippo book for the first time in three (3) tries but SHOCKER! not because I didn't have something to say (˚~˚) Meet my new friend, it's me.

Wednesday, March 6, 2019

From "The Thing That I Forgot" by Mark Baumer

The strange thought of today*** which occurred moist technically


\this morning***\
which is not to be confused with yesterday but here we are continuing

' ' M o i s t • T e c h n i c a l l y ' '
little story goes like this....

im @ the office or a pub or why (¥?) idk. and bossman1 is telling me he has a new job lined up, im 2 work w/ none-other-than RAY ROMANO. yes, this is my brain. & of course there are no details. only beer. i am 2 drink this beer if i am to be offered release. it is, a ka nun drum. 2 say THE LEAST!

[END DAY-2 REPORT::BEGIN PROJECT_LENT]

Tuesday, March 5, 2019

day 1


This will be vague because it has to be. It cannot be anything other than a story of ghosts recovery. If am allowed to live, and I think that I am, then I will use these words as a sword. The death of my enemy exists in a parallel world. The entrypoint is a mirror. I am not selling anything I wouldn't buy myself (in this other place). It's deciding to do so here, now, that allows me to grow the sword from my hand /or/ learn to conjure it from sleeve in the fashion of a magician. I am committing to a final performance. Tada.