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I've started my new job (unpaid) as a Google Reviews Writer™. So, IDK... WATCH OUT, WORLD!

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One of the more nonsensical and completely inconvenient design changes to a major website of late is the fact that you can't configure embeds smoothly within YouTube anymore. Nevermind the fact that I have to click twice just to access the full iframe code, but you previously could enter your desired width and have the code automatically updated to reflect the proper ratio. Now I'm whipping out the calculator app to do some aspect ratio b.s. to make it look right. UN-ACCEPTABLE. And just look at how ugly that crap (⬆︎) is in general. I hate it.

Good relevant link in the middle of a story about Philadelphias being mad that they built the world's biggest Wawa in DC.

Did i post this yet?

A funny thing in life is that when I add movies/tv to my new phone and watch the files in Plex, they are randomly relabeled as wildly wrong titles. See above: this Season 3 ep. of Mr. Robot which Plex thought was the 2009 movie Tinker Bell and the Lost Treasure.

mc in da haus

I find it hard to write [whatever] and have it be totally void of plot. I start [trying] that––because I like that as a concept––but it always seems to wiggle its way back into the 'world of plot' ... this story above, now ~1,500 words, has fallen prey. I will keep trying ... [trying]

Lofty goals for 2018,, folks

∂∂∂ {Sign of the Beast}

Seems legit

🔕 NEW ALBUM ALERT 🔕

The Father, Son and Holy Ghost

from THE PIZZA PUPPIES

Thanks 🛃

Tracklist with times for the record Alone and Spineless––listen here.

Trump(et)

Petition to replace all door knobs with trumpets. The mouthpiece end would be on the outside along with the finger buttons. Visitors would have to play the right melody to gain entrance. The bell would be on the inside and if the people outside played it correctly the door would automatically open. Could increase home invasions but might make life more interesting?

more context for the previous post

December 14, 2017 at 10:17AM

pimple dome

Here's 2 hope. Hears 2 ears. Here's 2 hoping 2day will be day1.
• L O V E • L O V E • L O V E • L O V E • L O V E • L O V E • 

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Anti-commas,Pro- full frontal nudity

a novel about having eyes and eating fish

I Like Sports
IT IS TRUE WAHT THEY SAY ABT ME AND THE THING THEY SAY IS "I LIKE SPORTS." I SOMETIMES WONDER WHEN I READ SOME THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE NOT LIKING SPORTS... THAT THEY JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND THEM ON THE MOST BASIC OF LEVELS. AND THAT'S SAD. FANDOM IS 1 THING. BUT A GENERAL APPRECIATION FOR THE ART OF IT–THE COMPETITION TOO, SURE, BUT MOSTLY *THE ART*–IS SOMETHING ELSE. THAT IS THE THING. I WISH EVERYONE LIKED SPORTS IN THE SAME I WISH EVERYONE WAS IN A BAND (EVEN IF THE BAND THEY ARE IN IS JUST THEIR OWN MINDS). ERGO, I WISH PEOPLE COULD SEE ALL THE SPORTS THRU THE LENS OF A BAD RESOLUTION VIDEO BROADCAST OF A LOW, LOW LEVEL ARENA FOOTBALL GAME WITH MAYBE 115 PEOPLE IN ATTENDANCE.

p_R_each !

Actually... "READ LESS ⨂" would be nice. Thank you.

They were really in tuned with nature and they maintained that balance

95% of women have placed men in handcuffs using the highly dangerous zipper-mouth technique. Please spread awareness of this issue. #MeTo

How ''Z e N'' is yo ÷ΩΩ ø Ñ e ¥÷

How ''Z e N'' is yo ÷ΩΩ ø Ñ e ¥÷

I've never accepted the iTunes agreement, not once in all my life, but here I am... neck-deep in the jams and letting the music move me like never before haha

A well adjusted adult would call this behavior insane, were he to witness another adult doing so, but this is the beauty of children I guess: we afford to them what we cannot ourselves, a finite window in time to be an insane person, but to eventually grow up, lest one be called insane for good. [more »]

One of my favorite writers, Jimmy Chen. 

December 11, 2017 at 12:25PM

I'm going to post a video of me going down every isle of the Montgomery, NJ Shop Rite in ~one hour on the Livesthetic facebook pg.

I think the audio quality...

... of my new phone recordings for MY PODCAST! are way less than before. This is, potentially, because of the new phone's mic, but it could also be because of how the Android Soundcloud app handles large files (?). I am suspicious because it literally took about ten seconds to upload that entire ~60-min. long episode (Ep. 339; just posted). Before, on my iPhone, I was using a third party app called AudioCopy (or something like that) because you couldn't record/upload straight to your account with the iOS Soundcloud app, or at least I thought you couldn't. Anyway, that app recorded audio at a very high rate and the files were pretty big. TOO big frankly, if you ask me! Anyhooters, this is my life now. I like it.

Yet my dude is scratching his legs like he's getting bitten by bugs non-stop ??? Weird!

This is a post 🌮

No content for this one, folks.

mood:

[another classic 'mood' gif post by jeff]

I envision these 2 covers being for LPs released on the same day in ? 2021 ?

do i try 2 learn more abt the world around me or just assume/accept learning is futile & bow down before the eternal random/meaninglessness?

mood:

The "J" in this Cover is hella drunk imo

oh hell yea

http://ponybros.net [new homepage]

Things I've eaten thus far 2day; @ ~10:04:23 AM–––3 DEC 2017 [monday]: ~10 raw green beans doused w/ Ken's brand Italian dressing, ~⅛ of a Kiwi fruit (was cutting it up for my daughter), whole red plum. I am going to eat a pear (not sure which type it is) and some pistachios at some point too, likely before lunch.

My earbugs are positively GNAR