๐’ฒ๐‘’๐“๐’ธ๐‘œ๐“‚๐‘’ ๐“‰๐‘œ ๐“‚๐“Ž ๐“Œ๐‘’๐’ท๐“ˆ๐’พ๐“‰๐‘’! ๐’ฒ๐‘œ๐“Œ ๐“๐‘œ๐‘œ๐“€ ๐’ถ๐“‰ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’พ๐“ˆ ๐“‰๐‘’๐“๐“‰ ๐’ถ๐“๐“ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐“Œ๐’ถ๐“Ž ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐“‰๐‘œ๐“… ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐“…๐’ถ๐‘”๐‘’, ๐“Œ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰'๐“ˆ ๐’พ๐“‰ ๐’น๐‘œ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“‡๐‘’? ๐ผ ๐’ท๐‘’๐“‰ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰'๐“ˆ ๐“Œ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š'๐“‡๐‘’ ๐“Œ๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐’น๐‘’๐“‡๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘”. ๐ผ๐’ป ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š'๐“‡๐‘’ ๐“ƒ๐‘œ๐“‰ ๐“Œ๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐’น๐‘’๐“‡๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“ƒ ๐“‚๐’ถ๐“Ž๐’ท๐‘’ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š'๐“‡๐‘’ ๐“Œ๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐’น๐‘’๐“‡๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐“Œ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š ๐’ถ๐“‡๐‘’ ๐‘”๐‘œ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐“‰๐‘œ ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐’ป๐‘œ๐“‡ ๐“๐“Š๐“ƒ๐’ธ๐’ฝ; ๐ผ ๐‘œ๐’ป๐“‰๐‘’๐“ƒ ๐“Œ๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐’น๐‘’๐“‡ ๐’ถ๐’ท๐‘œ๐“Š๐“‰ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰. ๐’œ๐“ƒ๐“Ž๐’ฝ๐‘œ๐“Œ, ๐’พ๐’ป ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š'๐“‡๐‘’ ๐“ˆ๐“‰๐’พ๐“๐“ ๐“‡๐‘’๐’ถ๐’น๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’พ๐“ˆ ๐“‰๐‘’๐“๐“‰ ๐“ˆ๐’ธ๐“‡๐‘œ๐“๐“, ๐“๐‘’๐“‰ ๐“‚๐‘’ ๐’ฟ๐“Š๐“ˆ๐“‰ ๐“ˆ๐’ถ๐“Ž ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰ ๐’พ๐“‰'๐“ˆ ๐’ถ ๐“…๐“๐‘’๐’ถ๐“ˆ๐“Š๐“‡๐‘’ ๐“‰๐‘œ ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š ๐’ธ๐‘œ๐“‚๐‘’ ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“‹๐’พ๐“ˆ๐’พ๐“‰ ๐“‚๐“Ž ๐“Œ๐‘’๐’ท๐“…๐’ถ๐‘”๐‘’ ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐ผ ๐“‡๐‘’๐’ถ๐“๐“๐“Ž ๐’ฝ๐‘œ๐“…๐‘’ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š ๐’ป๐‘œ๐“๐“๐‘œ๐“Œ ๐’ถ๐“๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“‚๐’ถ๐“Ž๐’ท๐‘’ ๐‘’๐“‹๐‘’๐“ƒ ๐’ท๐‘œ๐‘œ๐“€๐“‚๐’ถ๐“‡๐“€ ๐’พ๐“‰ ๐“ˆ๐‘œ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š ๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“ƒ ๐“‹๐’พ๐“ˆ๐’พ๐“‰ ๐’พ๐“‰ ๐“Œ๐’พ๐“‰๐’ฝ ๐‘’๐’ถ๐“ˆ๐‘’ ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐“ˆ๐’พ๐’น๐‘’ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š๐“‡ ๐“Œ๐‘’๐’ท ๐’ท๐“‡๐‘œ๐“Œ๐“ˆ๐‘’๐“‡ ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐’ธ๐’ฝ๐‘œ๐’พ๐’ธ๐‘’. ๐ผ ๐’ถ๐“‚ ๐’ถ๐“๐“ˆ๐‘œ ๐’ป๐’ถ๐’พ๐“‡๐“๐“Ž ๐’ถ๐’ธ๐“‰๐’พ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐’ถ ๐’ฝ๐‘œ๐“ˆ๐“‰ ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐“ˆ๐‘œ๐’ธ๐’พ๐’ถ๐“ ๐“‚๐‘’๐’น๐’พ๐’ถ ๐“…๐“๐’ถ๐“‰๐’ป๐‘œ๐“‡๐“‚๐“ˆ ๐“ˆ๐‘œ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š ๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“ƒ ๐’ป๐’พ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“‚๐‘’ ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘œ๐“ˆ๐‘’, ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“๐’พ๐“€๐‘’, ๐’ป๐‘œ๐“๐“๐‘œ๐“Œ, ๐“ˆ๐“Š๐’ท๐“ˆ๐’ธ๐“‡๐’พ๐’ท๐‘’ ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐‘”๐‘’๐“ƒ๐‘’๐“‡๐’ถ๐“๐“๐“Ž ๐’ฟ๐“Š๐“ˆ๐“‰ ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐’ถ ๐“๐‘œ๐“‰ ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐’ป๐“Š๐“ƒ ๐“‡๐‘’๐’ถ๐’น๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น, ๐’พ๐’ป ๐’พ๐“‰ ๐“ˆ๐“‰๐“‡๐’พ๐“€๐‘’๐“ˆ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š๐“‡ ๐’ป๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’ธ๐“Ž, *๐“ˆ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‡๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘”* (๐“Œ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐“€-๐“Œ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐“€) ๐“‚๐“Ž ๐“…๐‘œ๐“ˆ๐“‰๐“ˆ. ๐’ช๐’ฝ, ๐’ถ๐“๐“ˆ๐‘œ, ๐ผ ๐’ป๐‘œ๐“‡๐‘”๐‘œ๐“‰ ๐“‰๐‘œ ๐“‚๐‘’๐“ƒ๐“‰๐’พ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰ ๐“‚๐“Ž ๐“ƒ๐’ถ๐“‚๐‘’'๐“ˆ ๐’ฅ๐‘’๐’ป๐’ป ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐ผ ๐“๐’พ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐’พ๐“ƒ ๐’ซ๐’ฝ๐’พ๐“๐’ถ๐’น๐‘’๐“๐“…๐’ฝ๐’พ๐’ถ ๐“ƒ๐‘œ๐“Œ. ๐‘€๐’ถ๐“Ž๐’ท๐‘’ ๐ผ'๐“๐“ ๐“๐’พ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐’พ๐“ƒ ๐’ถ ๐’น๐’พ๐’ป๐’ป๐‘’๐“‡๐‘’๐“ƒ๐“‰ ๐“…๐’ถ๐“‡๐“‰ ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐“Œ๐‘œ๐“‡๐“๐’น ๐’พ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’ป๐“Š๐“‰๐“Š๐“‡๐‘’, ๐’ท๐“Š๐“‰ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰'๐“ˆ ๐“Œ๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“‡๐‘’ ๐ผ ๐“๐’พ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐’ป๐‘œ๐“‡ ๐“ƒ๐‘œ๐“Œ. ๐’ช๐’ฆ, ๐ผ ๐’ป๐‘’๐‘’๐“ ๐“๐’พ๐“€๐‘’ ๐ผ'๐“‹๐‘’ ๐“‰๐’ถ๐“€๐‘’๐“ƒ ๐“Š๐“… ๐‘’๐“ƒ๐‘œ๐“Š๐‘”๐’ฝ ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š ๐“‰๐’พ๐“‚๐‘’ ๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“‡๐‘’ ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐“‚๐’ถ๐“‡๐“†๐“Š๐‘’๐‘’๐‘’... ๐’ฎ๐‘œ ๐‘”๐‘’๐“‰ ๐“‰๐‘œ ๐’ธ๐“๐’พ๐’ธ๐“€๐’พ๐“ƒ' ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“ˆ๐’ธ๐“‡๐‘œ๐“๐“๐’พ๐“ƒ'! ๐’ž๐“๐’พ๐’ธ๐“€๐’พ๐“ƒ'... ๐’ฎ๐’ธ๐“‡๐‘œ๐“๐“๐’พ๐“ƒ'...๐’ถ๐’ฝ, ๐’ฟ๐“Š๐“ˆ๐“‰ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’ท๐‘’๐“ˆ๐“‰ ๐“ˆ๐“‰๐“Š๐’ป๐’ป ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐‘’๐’ถ๐“‡๐“‰๐’ฝ ๐’พ๐“‚๐‘œ. ๐’œ ๐‘”๐‘œ๐‘œ๐’น ๐“…๐“๐’ถ๐’ธ๐‘’ ๐“‰๐‘œ ๐“ˆ๐“‰๐’ถ๐“‡๐“‰ ๐“‚๐’พ๐‘”๐’ฝ๐“‰ ๐’ท๐‘’ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’น๐“‡๐‘œ๐“…-๐’น๐‘œ๐“Œ๐“ƒ ๐“‚๐‘’๐“ƒ๐“Š ๐’น๐’พ๐“‡๐‘’๐’ธ๐“‰๐“๐“Ž ๐’ท๐‘’๐“๐‘œ๐“Œ, ๐“Œ๐’ฝ๐’พ๐’ธ๐’ฝ ๐’พ๐“ˆ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐“‚๐‘œ๐“ˆ๐“‰ ๐’ธ๐‘œ๐“‚๐“…๐“‡๐‘’๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“ƒ๐“ˆ๐’พ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐“๐’พ๐“ˆ๐“‰ ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐’ถ๐“๐“ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’น๐“Š๐“‚๐’ท ๐“…๐“‡๐‘œ๐’ฟ๐‘’๐’ธ๐“‰๐“ˆ ๐ผ'๐“‹๐‘’ ๐“‚๐’ถ๐’น๐‘’ ๐’พ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’ถ๐“‡๐“‰๐“ˆ. ๐ป๐’ถ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐’ถ ๐‘”๐‘œ๐‘œ๐’น ๐’น๐’ถ๐“Ž. ๐’ข๐‘œ๐’ท ๐’ท๐“๐‘’๐“ˆ๐“ˆ. ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿคข
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๐ŸŽฅ LIFECAST.INFO: 02|28|17 ๐ŸŽฅ

The first day of any month is good for fighting words and the last day is ripe for a sweet tooth. This is what they might scribble on my tombstone. Whatever they write, I just hope they carve the stone out of punk rock. Thank you. LIFECAST.INFO»
Ep. 235. I give this film a 7.902 out of 10.000!

๐ŸŽฅ LIFECAST.INFO: 02|27|17 ๐ŸŽฅ

I got hired by my face to be a religious reggae DJ and I was terrible at it! My boss (face) told me I was fired just like Trumpy in that show from remember that? I bought olives at the grocery store and threw the cans of olives at my foot until it turned into a parrot and said, "I am hiring you to be a religious reggae DJ." LIFECAST.INFO»
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๐ŸŽฅ LIFECAST.INFO: 02|26|17 ๐ŸŽฅ

I talked to my phone for like four minutes about my dumb theory regarding my jacked right foot. Nothing else happened. The day was only four minutes long and it was the first day like that in history so pretty cool and historic day. LIFECAST.INFO»
Ep. 234. Practical dissection of my continuing health woes.
wanna go to TRUMP TOWER and sing a seven-hour version of my song "I'm Just a Tourist (Don't Worry 'bout Me)" by I haven't written a song called "I'm Just a Tourist (Don't Worry 'bout Me)"

Might not be the best movie to watch at the gym tonight…

The Baby of Mรขcon (1993) by Peter Greenaway looks like a hoot.

If I Do ๐•, Then ๐• Means I've Already Died

Kmart Tarps have been one of the most consistent and prolific bands under The Pizza Puppies umbrella and it's only the audience getting wet (with sound). That's why I was pleased as a spiked punch when I got this animatronic gif in the electronic mail. Kmart Bloody Kmart is poised to be their masterwork and it's due out on P.P. Rex in late 2029. Can't wait!

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pure anonymous panda
  -- do u want a hit ?
My ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ (FOOT) hurts ๐Ÿ˜‚
The 39th post/drawing at my wildly popular website WWW.D-A-D.SPACE. Click here for various limited edition purchasing options.

c r i p p l i n g l y

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๐Ÿ‘‘ Nan King Cole Massacre ๐Ÿ‘‘

" M a k i n g a S c e n e (in Walgreens)"

๐ŸŽฅ LIFECAST.INFO: 02|25|17 ๐ŸŽฅ

I discovered the great cure for sadness and all other ailments. It was inside a bronze tortoise mouth. I spread the cure all over my gums inside my own mouth. And I waited patiently for my mouth to grow basketballs I could sell to Michael Jordan for 40 million dollars. LIFECAST.INFO»

Scenes from the former REVEL Casino in Atlantic City, NJ. Images captured on the weekend of January 18th, 2013. I was in town for this Darkness show.

In late January, Vernon Howl (ex-@vernonhowl) got into a Twitter conversation with a Weird Al fanatic

The esteemed Pizza Puppies user just released an a cappella record available for free here.
Thinking about becoming a performance artists FYI

Not sure if this guy bought enough ๐Ÿบ

I got a ๐Ÿ€ in my ๐Ÿ‘„

๐ŸŽฅ LIFECAST.INFO: 02|24|17 ๐ŸŽฅ

The dumbest sport on earth is back and I overflowing with excitement. Watch as I preview all 162 teams in the League of Majors and who is going to win the big salami. I threw beer into my body because none of the other things I had been throwing into my body seemed to working. LIFECAST.INFO»
This is probably the coolest photo I've ever taken. It's def the coolest photo of my dog. Full size here.

Been just casually posting a lot of hot fake album covers all willy-nilly like when I shoulda been adding them to this jam. Oh well.

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sea in colour

๐ŸŽฅ LIFECAST.INFO: 02|23|17 ๐ŸŽฅ

All I do is ride my bikes to doctors offices now. It's great. The elevator passed for 3BC on the way up and I sorta wished I could live on that floor because there's no way that is a real floor and I would love to live some place that isn't real. LIFECAST.INFO»
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Really good odds on these COLLEGE road dogs, imo. BORING ⚾️ is BACK, baby.
Yo, wanna go on a Cialis Binge with me ??


This is a hot handle… I be jeal-jeal.

๐ŸŽฅ LIFECAST.INFO: 02|22|17 ๐ŸŽฅ

Rode my bike downtown to get a fancy MRI on my foot. The dumb foot picture that I inserted into this movie via Special FX is actually a "left foot" but in reality my injured foot is the right one. This is not fake news. It's my life, folks. LIFECAST.INFO»

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Arukka Zuz?

How I'm living.

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๐ŸŽฅ LIFECAST.INFO: 02|21|17 ๐ŸŽฅ

I can't believe this day was a Tuesday because it totally felt like a Thursday from over seven years ago! I didn't do anything and it felt normal. I am at the point where I have to decide whether or not I'd like to continue to feel normal I guess. LIFECAST.INFO»

The Crocodile Hunter would have been 55 years old today


BRANDZ is live.
SEEMINGLY NO AMT. OF SUGAR GONNA MAKE ME SMILE TODAY • MIGHT HAVE TO GO LAY IN A DITCH AND FETCH SOME SUNLIGHT
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๐ŸŽฅ LIFECAST.INFO: 02|20|17 ๐ŸŽฅ

Because my foot don't work I decided to go on a long-ass bike ride. It was probably like 15 miles but who's counting. I guess that that's not too long. The stupidity of life dictated I take video with my phone as I rode, so I almost ran over a dozen or so other humans. Sorry about that. LIFECAST.INFO»

๐ŸŽฅ LIFECAST.INFO: 02|19|17 ๐ŸŽฅ

It's the fiftieth day of the year and I just can't believe it. Nearly 15% of the year is over with and, despite having lived the best possible version of myself, I continue to dissolve deeper into a pit of inhuman slop. JK. LIFECAST.INFO»
Ep. 232. I give this film a 8.329 out of 10.000!

this one goes out to that special someone in the world who won't drink Arizona 99¢ cuz it's not american enough

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NC Trout

Wherein the klutz throws around more useless, festering thoughts. . .

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๐ŸŽฅ LIFECAST.INFO: 02|18|17 ๐ŸŽฅ

I haven't showered in 2 days, which isn't that long to go without showering but if you wanna know the truth, it's sort of a personal record for me. I wrote a song called "as long as you have vegetables, it's fixin to be okay" and it's right here in this movie for some reason. I was inspired by the movie as I was making it. It's music from and inspired by the major motion picture. Except there's no major motion picture, it's just this. LIFECAST.INFO»

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My face is definitely plastered on too many album covers lol.
Princeton hoops really crushing it this year. Their last loss was Dec. 20th. 9-0 in the Ivy.
AND THAT WAS YOUR UNIVERSITY OF PRINCETON SPORTS UPDATE.

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๐ŸŽฅ LIFECAST.INFO: 02|17|17 ๐ŸŽฅ

I continued down the path towards constant pain. The lady on the phone helping me schedule my MRI asked if I was claustrophobic. I replied by saying that by head was fine. Everything is a giant lie. LIFECAST.INFO»