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Wednesday, February 28, 2018

Don't go posting this outside of this page it's just my 2cents ok no biggie....

Tuesday, February 27, 2018

Monday, February 26, 2018

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This over pass my πŸš— brokedown on was built in 1973

Saturday, February 24, 2018

c. 3051 BC: The oldest currently living organism, a Pinus longaeva, undergoes germination in the White Mountains of California. It is still present to this day.

February 24, 2018 at 09:56AM

🏈 Football rules! (I just gotta have my πŸ– skin; pretty depressed these days)

Im sorry

Ep 400 has 🐝 been lost I'm looking for it now maybe I'll find it who knows good night

Friday, February 23, 2018

Thursday, February 22, 2018

Honestly, why the hell not? Moonlight's (which I've still never seen, btw) odds couldn't have been much worse, right?


COMING TONIGHT @ MIDNIGHT. THE SHOW WILL BE SIMULCAST LIVE VIA AN UNDISCLOSED LIVE BROADCASTING LOCATION. CHECK THIS POST FOR DETAILS AT ~11:45PM. #JEFFKKAST400
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Wednesday, February 21, 2018


There are 0 calories in 🌻 🌰

Not sure why I am getting a headache from eating sunflower seeds and diet pepsi although I really wish I wasn't!

February 21st

2018 - YouTube turns off monetization (for everyone except the already-rich) and now YouTube don't work so hot?
1969 - Malcolm X assassinated.
1952 - Dick Button wins second Olympic figure skating gold.
1948 - NASCAR is founded.
1848 -John Quincy Adams suffers a stroke.

American History baby hell yea

I need more of America (USA style) on this blog

I need to inject it straight into my veins baby. Gimme that America I want all of it. Hashtag school shootings, Kanye Kardashian West, apple 🍎 friggin pie, international salad dressing with high fructose corn syrup, war, no. 2 pencils, all of it. Inject it into my brain NOW⚠️⚠️⚠️

Tuesday, February 20, 2018

THE.
WAIT.
I S.
OVER.

The Disintegration of Values in Outerspace has arrived. It's the visual album for today's generation. You can go throw your other visual albums in a sack and toss that sack into the river because The D.V.O. is in the house and ready to rock. So put on your favorite slippers and pour a glass of expensive brandy... it's time to party.
Coming later today: the latest edition to the P.P. L.P. DISCOG-RAPHY. It's the 15th album, , and it's a visual album, featuring 37––That's right, count 'em––THIRTY-EFFING-SEVEN original music videos. I am in a push to get fully organized and get this stuff online and it's final/proper format. This release by Middle Manatee is a big stepping stone en route to that goal.

Unrelated: One thing that will irritate about me my discog on the bandcamp page is that, due to the nature of my preference for alphabetizing over chronologicalizing (which is itself due to the nature of my preference for rehashing, editing, reformatting, chopping and screwing of the material I've recorded over the last 20+ years), the first three 'albums' that pop up on the sidebar of any given page on the bandcamp are three of the most unessential ones and that's saying something! Oh well, I really need to record and/or release some more numerical-centric 'good' material to 'overthrow' these. Time WILL tell.

I did it; I found the best website


Friday, February 16, 2018

Hey there, pal... while you're sitting around doin' nothing on this ole TGIF, why don'tcha head on over to the SnapSongs™ page to check out the wonderful "Coca-Cola" and other great video songs. It's great. I swear. I'm not desperate at all.

WORLD 🌍 PREMIER "Wounded is the Cyborg"

Giving this a spin.

Thursday, February 15, 2018

This was the hardest football question in my Football Trivia 2018 Calendar thus far.
Food, a new feature film from Martin Socrates, coming soon.

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Add me on Snapchat! Username: ki77me https://www.snapchat.com/add/ki77me

Everyone is bitching about the recent Snap update but, after having used it for about three minutes, I think it's fine? IDFK.

Wednesday, February 14, 2018

This is truly fucking gross: the very top of CNN dot com right now; grossly pushing the narrative that this is some kind of sick 'game' wherein the only thing that really matters is the final casualty number.

(Not saying that this factoid in and of itself is inaccurate at all btw, just that framing it like this does not nothing to squash the very real concept that doing one of these massacres will, in fact, make ya famous.)

Sorry, back to the regularly scheduled stuff on this wesbite: complete and utter bullshit.

https://shrimpkardashian.tumblr.com/post/170880680097/rice-vinegar-the-best-vinegar



Rice vinegar: the best vinegar?

Where? In some dude's trunk?!? Don't think that's the best place to learn how to fly, pal. LOL.

»»» H u g o • Dropkicks a • H i p p o «««

Being "offensive" or being "offended" ––perhaps both?

Tuesday, February 13, 2018

subscribe to here & know itunes 2 hear the show b4 it gets on the main podcast feed; ps. all episodes are just episodes about how the show exists in the 1st place; it's super boring;;; (!)

a lot of people ask me they say, how do you do it how do you write so many freaking bad-ass songs the key is, I tell them to only listen to the midi version of will smith's miami on repeat, 246, 365 and voila... thank me later

Get onboard with the truth.

Ok, google


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Among the Golden and Fresh

Feel free to start living, like... whenever
It's not my problem, my problems. I can only convince myself I'm untalented long enough before that lie grows sour like all the rest: the lies, the milk, the patch kids. It started when I was very young, right after I completed the album artwork for Degraded Apparatus' debut record, tentatively called Machine Learning and Dolphins Die in Nets. The album, of course, was, famously as you know, shelved indefinitely, and so my beautiful design featuring really cool ransom text never saw the light of day. I tried to use a similar technique for Cloud of Skin by the Potato-men but it felt, well, sour. 

When I won the Best Packaging Grammy for CoS, I scoffed, audibly, and a little spittle landed on the sleeve of my pajamas. I looked at the spittle stain and named it Jeff Junior. We decided, as a team, to become the loser that the world knew we truly were.

During a party for Super Bowl XLIII, I made such a fool out of myself. As James Harrison rambled 100 yards for a touchdown, I knocked over the guacamole. It landed on the head of the house corgi, Nick, killing him instantly, both because the pup was severely allergic to avocados and the blunt force trauma of the bowl hitting his head.

I awoke, as it was foretold, nine Super Bowls, a week and two days later at 12:28:37 PM EST to reclaim my glory among the golden and fresh.

LET'S FUCKING GO

Monday, February 12, 2018

melodic death metal band called...

E V E R Y T H I N G

is

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Saturday, February 10, 2018

ANOTHER UPDATE TO iTUNES-GATE: So now I think my best bet might be using Plex via the Chrome Browser as my music player/sorter. It's not perfect and the ability to sync to mobile devices is wonky and unreliable as hell, but there's a lot to like about it. Next hurdle is organizing the tags on some 1,000-ish tracks that didn't translate when the info uploaded to the Plex server (most of it being my own shitty tunes, mind you). I CAN DO IT! WISH ME LUCK!

Friday, February 9, 2018

UPDATE TO THIS POST: Fuck, not gonna work. All my album art is gone. How can I listen to 311's Soundsystem without also looking at the album art for 311's Soundsystem. How do you expect me to live like this? I'm not an animal.
ICYMI, I really truly did make a Paula Cole parody song about Netflix/the Netflix movie I Don't Want to Live in This World Anymore to the tune of "I Don't Wanna Wait" (Dawson's Creek theme) and you can listen to it right away here. Namaste.
TRYING THIS OUT AS AN iTUNES REPLACEMENT. SCANNING MY LIBRARY RIGHT NOW (ABOVE IMAGE IS A STOCK PHOTO AND NOT MY DESKTOP). BIGGEST ISSUE IS GONNA BE IF MY I.D. TAGS TRANSLATE. IF I HAVE TO DO INDIVIDUAL UPDATES ACROSS THE BOARD... IDK MAN, IDK (GOD HELP ME)

Very excited for Philadelphia to get back to "just normal everyday crazy Philly" from "Eagles just won the Super Bowl Philly." I was rooting for dem iggles, as noted, but the drunken vibe of these idiots has more than worn out its welcome. The delusional hubris that has set in is off the charts. Their 10-6 / Wildcard round loss next season is going to be sweet.

Wednesday, February 7, 2018

SBLII COMMENTARY TRACK

This is it. My last and final word/post/etc about the Super Bowl and, sadly, football in general for the next several months. It's always a depressing time when it comes to an end.

There are two ways to check out my Super Bowl LII Commentary Track, available at Bandcamp. You can also just stream it for free there if you want. Whatever. The Choice is Yours™... I love you, and thanks for coming along on this pigskin odyssey. It's been quite the ride.
This is not a good review but it's a good movie. It's on HooYouLoo for free, well, not free... but you know what I mean

Tuesday, February 6, 2018

Monday, February 5, 2018

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While I realize it wasn't really original in anyway, I could watch the Foles TD catch trick play all friggin' day. Just perfect execution.

2017 NFL PICKS RECORD

Another year in the books. I wasn't as neat compiling my posts and such this year. But my overall ATS record was 113-130-13, which was 9 games worse than last year. Not great!

2017 PLAYOFFS n/a (didn't make "official" pix)
[Super Bowl LII props post]

ALL-TIME REG. SEASON ATS HISTORICAL: 2015-2017 (3 SEASONS)
374-369-25
[2015]
[2016]

Super Bowl LII Prop Bets

Yes, I realize how dumb it is that I am posting my prop bets after the Super Bowl (and I had some good ones this year too!) but that's what I'm doing. Posterity, etc. I've highlighted my winners. ENJOY FOLKS.
The rain had stopped and my neighbor Rocky was running across the street holding two mugs of beer, oddly stacked on top of each other, looking for someone to hug. His T-shirt was red and not green. Later, when he was hugging me, he mentioned something about his wife, who had died less than a year ago, and about how this shirt was for her (I didn't quite glean why). Then he asked me what my name was.

Imagine getting paid to be this bad at your job.

[let the record show that the final score of SBLII was Eagles 41 - Patriots 33]

Saturday, February 3, 2018

I went to Rutgers vs #3 Purdue today at the RAC. They really battled. Although it wasn't truly ever quite as the two-point final margin, I think they should hold their heads high tonight. I'm proud of my boys in Scarlett.

this exists


somewhere

Thursday, February 1, 2018

I've never felt compelled to use the term 'it's lit' until N O W

honestly, it's just always nice to streamline the process
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Good to know!

🎢 It's the 'Mile Zero' EP 🎢 OUT NOW @ www.myameri.ca Ⓜ️0️⃣

Download these 26 micro-bangers here

Hey, check out my feature film NYC – June 29th, 2013 here.