๐’ฒ๐‘’๐“๐’ธ๐‘œ๐“‚๐‘’ ๐“‰๐‘œ ๐“‚๐“Ž ๐“Œ๐‘’๐’ท๐“ˆ๐’พ๐“‰๐‘’! ๐’ฒ๐‘œ๐“Œ ๐“๐‘œ๐‘œ๐“€ ๐’ถ๐“‰ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’พ๐“ˆ ๐“‰๐‘’๐“๐“‰ ๐’ถ๐“๐“ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐“Œ๐’ถ๐“Ž ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐“‰๐‘œ๐“… ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐“…๐’ถ๐‘”๐‘’, ๐“Œ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰'๐“ˆ ๐’พ๐“‰ ๐’น๐‘œ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“‡๐‘’? ๐ผ ๐’ท๐‘’๐“‰ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰'๐“ˆ ๐“Œ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š'๐“‡๐‘’ ๐“Œ๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐’น๐‘’๐“‡๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘”. ๐ผ๐’ป ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š'๐“‡๐‘’ ๐“ƒ๐‘œ๐“‰ ๐“Œ๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐’น๐‘’๐“‡๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“ƒ ๐“‚๐’ถ๐“Ž๐’ท๐‘’ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š'๐“‡๐‘’ ๐“Œ๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐’น๐‘’๐“‡๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐“Œ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š ๐’ถ๐“‡๐‘’ ๐‘”๐‘œ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐“‰๐‘œ ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐’ป๐‘œ๐“‡ ๐“๐“Š๐“ƒ๐’ธ๐’ฝ; ๐ผ ๐‘œ๐’ป๐“‰๐‘’๐“ƒ ๐“Œ๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐’น๐‘’๐“‡ ๐’ถ๐’ท๐‘œ๐“Š๐“‰ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰. ๐’œ๐“ƒ๐“Ž๐’ฝ๐‘œ๐“Œ, ๐’พ๐’ป ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š'๐“‡๐‘’ ๐“ˆ๐“‰๐’พ๐“๐“ ๐“‡๐‘’๐’ถ๐’น๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’พ๐“ˆ ๐“‰๐‘’๐“๐“‰ ๐“ˆ๐’ธ๐“‡๐‘œ๐“๐“, ๐“๐‘’๐“‰ ๐“‚๐‘’ ๐’ฟ๐“Š๐“ˆ๐“‰ ๐“ˆ๐’ถ๐“Ž ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰ ๐’พ๐“‰'๐“ˆ ๐’ถ ๐“…๐“๐‘’๐’ถ๐“ˆ๐“Š๐“‡๐‘’ ๐“‰๐‘œ ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š ๐’ธ๐‘œ๐“‚๐‘’ ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“‹๐’พ๐“ˆ๐’พ๐“‰ ๐“‚๐“Ž ๐“Œ๐‘’๐’ท๐“…๐’ถ๐‘”๐‘’ ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐ผ ๐“‡๐‘’๐’ถ๐“๐“๐“Ž ๐’ฝ๐‘œ๐“…๐‘’ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š ๐’ป๐‘œ๐“๐“๐‘œ๐“Œ ๐’ถ๐“๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“‚๐’ถ๐“Ž๐’ท๐‘’ ๐‘’๐“‹๐‘’๐“ƒ ๐’ท๐‘œ๐‘œ๐“€๐“‚๐’ถ๐“‡๐“€ ๐’พ๐“‰ ๐“ˆ๐‘œ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š ๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“ƒ ๐“‹๐’พ๐“ˆ๐’พ๐“‰ ๐’พ๐“‰ ๐“Œ๐’พ๐“‰๐’ฝ ๐‘’๐’ถ๐“ˆ๐‘’ ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐“ˆ๐’พ๐’น๐‘’ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š๐“‡ ๐“Œ๐‘’๐’ท ๐’ท๐“‡๐‘œ๐“Œ๐“ˆ๐‘’๐“‡ ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐’ธ๐’ฝ๐‘œ๐’พ๐’ธ๐‘’. ๐ผ ๐’ถ๐“‚ ๐’ถ๐“๐“ˆ๐‘œ ๐’ป๐’ถ๐’พ๐“‡๐“๐“Ž ๐’ถ๐’ธ๐“‰๐’พ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐’ถ ๐’ฝ๐‘œ๐“ˆ๐“‰ ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐“ˆ๐‘œ๐’ธ๐’พ๐’ถ๐“ ๐“‚๐‘’๐’น๐’พ๐’ถ ๐“…๐“๐’ถ๐“‰๐’ป๐‘œ๐“‡๐“‚๐“ˆ ๐“ˆ๐‘œ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š ๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“ƒ ๐’ป๐’พ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“‚๐‘’ ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘œ๐“ˆ๐‘’, ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“๐’พ๐“€๐‘’, ๐’ป๐‘œ๐“๐“๐‘œ๐“Œ, ๐“ˆ๐“Š๐’ท๐“ˆ๐’ธ๐“‡๐’พ๐’ท๐‘’ ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐‘”๐‘’๐“ƒ๐‘’๐“‡๐’ถ๐“๐“๐“Ž ๐’ฟ๐“Š๐“ˆ๐“‰ ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐’ถ ๐“๐‘œ๐“‰ ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐’ป๐“Š๐“ƒ ๐“‡๐‘’๐’ถ๐’น๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น, ๐’พ๐’ป ๐’พ๐“‰ ๐“ˆ๐“‰๐“‡๐’พ๐“€๐‘’๐“ˆ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š๐“‡ ๐’ป๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’ธ๐“Ž, *๐“ˆ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‡๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘”* (๐“Œ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐“€-๐“Œ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐“€) ๐“‚๐“Ž ๐“…๐‘œ๐“ˆ๐“‰๐“ˆ. ๐’ช๐’ฝ, ๐’ถ๐“๐“ˆ๐‘œ, ๐ผ ๐’ป๐‘œ๐“‡๐‘”๐‘œ๐“‰ ๐“‰๐‘œ ๐“‚๐‘’๐“ƒ๐“‰๐’พ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰ ๐“‚๐“Ž ๐“ƒ๐’ถ๐“‚๐‘’'๐“ˆ ๐’ฅ๐‘’๐’ป๐’ป ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐ผ ๐“๐’พ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐’พ๐“ƒ ๐’ซ๐’ฝ๐’พ๐“๐’ถ๐’น๐‘’๐“๐“…๐’ฝ๐’พ๐’ถ ๐“ƒ๐‘œ๐“Œ. ๐‘€๐’ถ๐“Ž๐’ท๐‘’ ๐ผ'๐“๐“ ๐“๐’พ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐’พ๐“ƒ ๐’ถ ๐’น๐’พ๐’ป๐’ป๐‘’๐“‡๐‘’๐“ƒ๐“‰ ๐“…๐’ถ๐“‡๐“‰ ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐“Œ๐‘œ๐“‡๐“๐’น ๐’พ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’ป๐“Š๐“‰๐“Š๐“‡๐‘’, ๐’ท๐“Š๐“‰ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰'๐“ˆ ๐“Œ๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“‡๐‘’ ๐ผ ๐“๐’พ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐’ป๐‘œ๐“‡ ๐“ƒ๐‘œ๐“Œ. ๐’ช๐’ฆ, ๐ผ ๐’ป๐‘’๐‘’๐“ ๐“๐’พ๐“€๐‘’ ๐ผ'๐“‹๐‘’ ๐“‰๐’ถ๐“€๐‘’๐“ƒ ๐“Š๐“… ๐‘’๐“ƒ๐‘œ๐“Š๐‘”๐’ฝ ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š ๐“‰๐’พ๐“‚๐‘’ ๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“‡๐‘’ ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐“‚๐’ถ๐“‡๐“†๐“Š๐‘’๐‘’๐‘’... ๐’ฎ๐‘œ ๐‘”๐‘’๐“‰ ๐“‰๐‘œ ๐’ธ๐“๐’พ๐’ธ๐“€๐’พ๐“ƒ' ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“ˆ๐’ธ๐“‡๐‘œ๐“๐“๐’พ๐“ƒ'! ๐’ž๐“๐’พ๐’ธ๐“€๐’พ๐“ƒ'... ๐’ฎ๐’ธ๐“‡๐‘œ๐“๐“๐’พ๐“ƒ'...๐’ถ๐’ฝ, ๐’ฟ๐“Š๐“ˆ๐“‰ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’ท๐‘’๐“ˆ๐“‰ ๐“ˆ๐“‰๐“Š๐’ป๐’ป ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐‘’๐’ถ๐“‡๐“‰๐’ฝ ๐’พ๐“‚๐‘œ. ๐’œ ๐‘”๐‘œ๐‘œ๐’น ๐“…๐“๐’ถ๐’ธ๐‘’ ๐“‰๐‘œ ๐“ˆ๐“‰๐’ถ๐“‡๐“‰ ๐“‚๐’พ๐‘”๐’ฝ๐“‰ ๐’ท๐‘’ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’น๐“‡๐‘œ๐“…-๐’น๐‘œ๐“Œ๐“ƒ ๐“‚๐‘’๐“ƒ๐“Š ๐’น๐’พ๐“‡๐‘’๐’ธ๐“‰๐“๐“Ž ๐’ท๐‘’๐“๐‘œ๐“Œ, ๐“Œ๐’ฝ๐’พ๐’ธ๐’ฝ ๐’พ๐“ˆ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐“‚๐‘œ๐“ˆ๐“‰ ๐’ธ๐‘œ๐“‚๐“…๐“‡๐‘’๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“ƒ๐“ˆ๐’พ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐“๐’พ๐“ˆ๐“‰ ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐’ถ๐“๐“ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’น๐“Š๐“‚๐’ท ๐“…๐“‡๐‘œ๐’ฟ๐‘’๐’ธ๐“‰๐“ˆ ๐ผ'๐“‹๐‘’ ๐“‚๐’ถ๐’น๐‘’ ๐’พ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’ถ๐“‡๐“‰๐“ˆ. ๐ป๐’ถ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐’ถ ๐‘”๐‘œ๐‘œ๐’น ๐’น๐’ถ๐“Ž. ๐’ข๐‘œ๐’ท ๐’ท๐“๐‘’๐“ˆ๐“ˆ. ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿคข
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This over pass my ๐Ÿš— brokedown on was built in 1973

c. 3051 BC: The oldest currently living organism, a Pinus longaeva, undergoes germination in the White Mountains of California. It is still present to this day.

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February 24, 2018 at 09:56AM

๐Ÿˆ Football rules! (I just gotta have my ๐Ÿ– skin; pretty depressed these days)

Im sorry

Ep 400 has 🐝 been lost I'm looking for it now maybe I'll find it who knows good night

Honestly, why the hell not? Moonlight's (which I've still never seen, btw) odds couldn't have been much worse, right?

I'm again wetting the beak with some action on the Sixers' first half number (-4 @ Chicago). Plus some other plays of note, including some hot South Dakota on South Dakota college hoops.

COMING TONIGHT @ MIDNIGHT. THE SHOW WILL BE SIMULCAST LIVE VIA AN UNDISCLOSED LIVE BROADCASTING LOCATION. CHECK THIS POST FOR DETAILS AT ~11:45PM. #JEFFKKAST400
Return of the digital slob!
HERE it is, as promised, straight from my sister podcast / new franchise "here & know" via http://ift.tt/2EsTLPj, it's Episode 3 of "here & know" via http://ift.tt/2EsTLPj. Recorded Friday 2-13-18. Enjoy!!
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Cookie Policy

My "cookie policy" ?

Yes, please ;)
S O M E . P O E T S . D O N ' T . W E A R . C A P E S

I give this film a 8.881. It's really entertaining but I'm not sure it's the complete "satire" that "people" seem to "think" it is. (I'm

There are 0 calories in ๐ŸŒป ๐ŸŒฐ

Not sure why I am getting a headache from eating sunflower seeds and diet pepsi although I really wish I wasn't!

February 21st

2018 - YouTube turns off monetization (for everyone except the already-rich) and now YouTube don't work so hot?
1969 - Malcolm X assassinated.
1952 - Dick Button wins second Olympic figure skating gold.
1948 - NASCAR is founded.
1848 -John Quincy Adams suffers a stroke.

American History baby hell yea

Got Manchester United at +175. The game will most likely draw (that's soccer for tie, folks).

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SPOILER ALERT SHE FUCKS THE FISH
Yesterday something happened that I am not proud of. I submitted Episode Number 391 with artwork which clearly had the number "392" on it. I am so so sorry to anyone I let down by doing this. I screwed up. I wanted to get out in front of this thing and address it right away, thus I've dedicated this entire episode (the *real* Episode 392) to my apology. You deserve better. I can do better. Please accept this apology. I'm sorry.

I need more of America (USA style) on this blog

I need to inject it straight into my veins baby. Gimme that America I want all of it. Hashtag school shootings, Kanye Kardashian West, apple 🍎 friggin pie, international salad dressing with high fructose corn syrup, war, no. 2 pencils, all of it. Inject it into my brain NOW⚠️⚠️⚠️

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The Disintegration of Values in Outerspace has arrived. It's the visual album for today's generation. You can go throw your other visual albums in a sack and toss that sack into the river because The D.V.O. is in the house and ready to rock. So put on your favorite slippers and pour a glass of expensive brandy... it's time to party.
I begin the show discussing the new original album by Middle Manatee that I will be releasing later today. Then I bemoan, I mean DISCUSS the Netflix show Ozark, or as I like to call it: The Ole Zark. And I finally, I debut a very special new segment where I unearth old audio I recorded for god know why (god knows why I do anything, right???). In this debut segment, listen to me tell a story about how I got yelled at for sweating too much at the gym in 2015. It's terrific!
Coming later today: the latest edition to the P.P. L.P. DISCOG-RAPHY. It's the 15th album, , and it's a visual album, featuring 37––That's right, count 'em––THIRTY-EFFING-SEVEN original music videos. I am in a push to get fully organized and get this stuff online and it's final/proper format. This release by Middle Manatee is a big stepping stone en route to that goal.

Unrelated: One thing that will irritate about me my discog on the bandcamp page is that, due to the nature of my preference for alphabetizing over chronologicalizing (which is itself due to the nature of my preference for rehashing, editing, reformatting, chopping and screwing of the material I've recorded over the last 20+ years), the first three 'albums' that pop up on the sidebar of any given page on the bandcamp are three of the most unessential ones and that's saying something! Oh well, I really need to record and/or release some more numerical-centric 'good' material to 'overthrow' these. Time WILL tell.

In this episode I talk about the different levels of film geekery. The names for the levels which I came up with all by myself? LEVEL 1 is Bro Level. LEVEL 2 is False Indie. LEVEL 3 is Blog Boy. LEVEL 4 is True Cinephile. LEVEL 5 is Combo Extreme. Only available for premium subscribers at the $1.23/month tier. WHAT THE HELL ARE U WAITING FOR.
There's a new film at the top of the ranks, folks. I'm giving this my highest score to date despite the fact that I am probably too stupid to understand most of it. I talk a lot about that in this review. I also read the Wikipedia plot synopsis which is something all great podcast movie review hosts do I think.

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Hey there, pal... while you're sitting around doin' nothing on this ole TGIF, why don'tcha head on over to the SnapSongs™ page to check out the wonderful "Coca-Cola" and other great video songs. It's great. I swear. I'm not desperate at all.

WORLD ๐ŸŒ PREMIER "Wounded is the Cyborg"

Giving this a spin.
The dang itunes suddenly not working.. thought i could just brush it off my shoulder but alas, that is not the case. Trying' to "rise above" the situation but sometimes that's easier said than done.

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This was the hardest football question in my Football Trivia 2018 Calendar thus far.
Food, a new feature film from Martin Socrates, coming soon.
Recent Expenditures™

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Add me on Snapchat! Username: ki77me https://www.snapchat.com/add/ki77me

Everyone is bitching about the recent Snap update but, after having used it for about three minutes, I think it's fine? IDFK.
This is truly fucking gross: the very top of CNN dot com right now; grossly pushing the narrative that this is some kind of sick 'game' wherein the only thing that really matters is the final casualty number.

(Not saying that this factoid in and of itself is inaccurate at all btw, just that framing it like this does not nothing to squash the very real concept that doing one of these massacres will, in fact, make ya famous.)

Sorry, back to the regularly scheduled stuff on this wesbite: complete and utter bullshit.

Ep. 386: New franchise idea... The PAWdcast

It's just an idea folks...

Ep. 385: Movie Review 108 – A Ghost Story (2017)

ya know i REALLY dont do this 1 justice with an overall pretty terrible review that begins with over minutes of audio of Rooney Mara eating an entire pie... But this is a good movie that you should watch if you have the time. Part of my tooth fell out of my head. I also neglected to mention in the review that it was pretty cool I was recording/releasing this one on Valentine's Day since it's sort of about love and whatnot, I mean it's about more than that and to call this is a "love story" isn't accurate at all to tell the truth, so maybe it's better I didn't mention the parallel with V.D. ? Also, this one is on amazon prime or hulu or one of those i forget

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Rice vinegar: the best vinegar?

Where? In some dude's trunk?!? Don't think that's the best place to learn how to fly, pal. LOL.

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Being "offensive" or being "offended" ––perhaps both?

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A day in the life of....

a lot of people ask me they say, how do you do it how do you write so many freaking bad-ass songs the key is, I tell them to only listen to the midi version of will smith's miami on repeat, 246, 365 and voila... thank me later

Get onboard with the truth.
A SUREFIRE WINNER FAM: A favorite in Buffalo NY, TB Lightning (-180) + Miami (The U) getting 6 at home vs #1 UVA, and last but not least + Miami (The Heat) up north in Toronto getting 7.5.
here it is, as promised, straight from my sister podcast / new franchise "here & know" via anchor.fm/myspace, it's Episode 2 of "here & know" via anchor.fm/myspace. Recorded Friday 2-9-18. Enjoy!!

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Among the Golden and Fresh

Feel free to start living, like... whenever
It's not my problem, my problems. I can only convince myself I'm untalented long enough before that lie grows sour like all the rest: the lies, the milk, the patch kids. It started when I was very young, right after I completed the album artwork for Degraded Apparatus' debut record, tentatively called Machine Learning and Dolphins Die in Nets. The album, of course, was, famously as you know, shelved indefinitely, and so my beautiful design featuring really cool ransom text never saw the light of day. I tried to use a similar technique for Cloud of Skin by the Potato-men but it felt, well, sour. 

When I won the Best Packaging Grammy for CoS, I scoffed, audibly, and a little spittle landed on the sleeve of my pajamas. I looked at the spittle stain and named it Jeff Junior. We decided, as a team, to become the loser that the world knew we truly were.

During a party for Super Bowl XLIII, I made such a fool out of myself. As James Harrison rambled 100 yards for a touchdown, I knocked over the guacamole. It landed on the head of the house corgi, Nick, killing him instantly, both because the pup was severely allergic to avocados and the blunt force trauma of the bowl hitting his head.

I awoke, as it was foretold, nine Super Bowls, a week and two days later at 12:28:37 PM EST to reclaim my glory among the golden and fresh.

LET'S FUCKING GO

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In this one I talk mostly about My Weekend: seeing John Maus last night at union Transfer, bad adventures in public pooping, not sleeping, some sportstalk but not too much sportstalk (this isn't SportzBlast™ for crying out loud!), and some other stuff i can't remember right now b/c i'm typing this description 2+ hours after recording the ep.
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ANOTHER UPDATE TO iTUNES-GATE: So now I think my best bet might be using Plex via the Chrome Browser as my music player/sorter. It's not perfect and the ability to sync to mobile devices is wonky and unreliable as hell, but there's a lot to like about it. Next hurdle is organizing the tags on some 1,000-ish tracks that didn't translate when the info uploaded to the Plex server (most of it being my own shitty tunes, mind you). I CAN DO IT! WISH ME LUCK!
UPDATE TO THIS POST: Fuck, not gonna work. All my album art is gone. How can I listen to 311's Soundsystem without also looking at the album art for 311's Soundsystem. How do you expect me to live like this? I'm not an animal.
ICYMI, I really truly did make a Paula Cole parody song about Netflix/the Netflix movie I Don't Want to Live in This World Anymore to the tune of "I Don't Wanna Wait" (Dawson's Creek theme) and you can listen to it right away here. Namaste.
Listen folks, apologies to the guy from Blue Ruin, but this one is just an excuse for me to do a paula cole parody songs, lyrics to this wonder:
you wanna watch a movie yes you do
you wanna have it play right there for you
but you don't wanna pay, you don't wanna give
you want have it instantaneously

you get netflix yet?
they got so much shit on there
ask your mom for her password
it'll be worth it
you can watch whatever you want, whenenever you want it's basically free
i'm not sure how we survived before these days.....

I don't feel at home in this world anymore is a movie that is on netflix
you can stream it now, it was actually made by netflix
it's like one of ten thousand things they exclusively produced
Did anyone get the Nirvana reference in the title of this one? My Play o' The Day is a parlay of first half NBA numbers: Pistons (-2) and Sixers (-3). It's a +257 bet folks, good luck.
The times they are... a changing. In this one I talk about a bunch of random shiz in a relatively short amount of time. Shoutout to Apple and iTunes for my entire music library not working this morning.
TRYING THIS OUT AS AN iTUNES REPLACEMENT. SCANNING MY LIBRARY RIGHT NOW (ABOVE IMAGE IS A STOCK PHOTO AND NOT MY DESKTOP). BIGGEST ISSUE IS GONNA BE IF MY I.D. TAGS TRANSLATE. IF I HAVE TO DO INDIVIDUAL UPDATES ACROSS THE BOARD... IDK MAN, IDK (GOD HELP ME)

Very excited for Philadelphia to get back to "just normal everyday crazy Philly" from "Eagles just won the Super Bowl Philly." I was rooting for dem iggles, as noted, but the drunken vibe of these idiots has more than worn out its welcome. The delusional hubris that has set in is off the charts. Their 10-6 / Wildcard round loss next season is going to be sweet.

SHEETZ FREAKZ & WAWAHEADS UNITE!! WE MUST FORM A TOUCH-SCREEN HOAGIE ARMY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!

$32.00A + $49.12B


A = SBLII PIZZA ORDER FROM FRANCO'S (New *Fav* Pizza Place for Me!)
B = LUNCH + GROCERIES @ SHOP RITE [2-5-18]

SBLII COMMENTARY TRACK

This is it. My last and final word/post/etc about the Super Bowl and, sadly, football in general for the next several months. It's always a depressing time when it comes to an end.

There are two ways to check out my Super Bowl LII Commentary Track, subscribe to the $1.23 premium level of my Patreon to get a full-length, single file download, or buy it with a one-time purchase of $3 at Bandcamp. You can also just stream it for free there if you want. Whatever. The Choice is Yours™... I love you, and thanks for coming along on this pigskin odyssey. It's been quite the ride.
So I'm not gonna post my audio commentary for the third and fourth quarters of Super Bowl LII. But the "real" Episode 377 is the unadulterated 2-1/2 hour-long track for the whole game. So get to finding yourself a digital copy of the Big Game™ and then pony up $1.23 for a premium subscription at http://ift.tt/2a040tV to listen to me instead of Al and Chris. Gob bless.
This is not a good review but it's a good movie. It's on HooYouLoo for free, well, not free... but you know what I mean

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Well, here it is... the 2nd quarter audio commentary track. Recording this in pieces has been the worst idea BTW. Really regretting it.
Presenting the first quarter commentary track for SB52: Eagles 9 - Pats 3. Stay tuned for the rest of the commentary tracks and look out for the single audio file to be synched with your illegal download of the game when the moment strikes you.
I do talk about what that show might be like though. Also, fire. I talk about burning all my artwork and/or giving it away in quote-unquote "firesale" ...any takers? Folks? ALSO, and most importantly, I debut a new podcast theme song, which is a parody of the 1990 Tesla hit "Signs."

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While I realize it wasn't really original in anyway, I could watch the Foles TD catch trick play all friggin' day. Just perfect execution.