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Friday, January 28, 2022

this Monday coming up this Monday psssstttt *whispering* secret Monday 😆

My jiant JEFFlamation project 2022 hasnt been werkin out so hot so far for me, but i. will. not. give. up. i will press forward and i am taking names and eating saladz so watch out!

Thursday, January 27, 2022

Something has changed I have good ideas now I don't need to either sleep
I'm real long in the COVID



My neighbors just elected a new pope 

Friday, January 21, 2022

Tuesday, January 18, 2022

This is it I've decided

finally ive decided
I'm just a 🌿 of lettuce 🥬🤣
So no more 
Will I. Eat myself
Call me self salad 🥗😂
It's getting less and less funny 😝 to do that

Sunday, January 16, 2022

I'm going to do it. 


Friday, January 14, 2022

 <3 getting spontaenously depressed and giving my-self Type22 diabetes @ a momntz notice teee-hee fun🧠x Love having it. Wsh i was SNL guy so i could  have my Own Font:)

Wednesday, January 12, 2022

wanna make an album called


by "Cheap Seats" McGee

Monday, January 10, 2022

watching the national championship 🏆 (bama Georgia ) and reading Antkind ebook on my phone

Gonna try not to look at Twitter. Went to sprouts while the kid was at gymnastics. Ate pretty good today. Good enough. Could be better. Knicks are also on I have that playing on Chromecast via Yahoo via the sports book scam I pulled off to get NBA league pass for free. I am rooting for bama in this game. I have a scheme to catch-up on various projects by valentine day, which falls on a Monday for very nice synergy, set up. Pretty good stuff. Will be good to be done with these two projects that I have schedule set up for. Would be nice to finish some other projects too but I don't wanna stretch myself too thin. Ok. That's enough typing on this post 📯🏣 

Friday, January 7, 2022

Podcast Archive Project: FIN

pls pls me to b pls'd to announce...

The Podcast Archive Project is finished and you can check it out here. @ least 2,000 (?) hours of content, maybe more? definitely more if you count the MovieJeff.com episodes.

All podcasting from me is on hiatus until ~Valentine's Day 2022 f.y.i... The Movie Review Show will definitely be returning, perhaps in a new form, and I'm undecided on restarting some other "Slice of Life" type show or not. Sound off in the comments as to what I should do, or not do, ya doo-doo brains

Wednesday, January 5, 2022

memory as a kid:

We had a phone # that was one digit off from a lumber company. So everyone in the family was constantly fielding wrong number calls for Jaeger Lumber 🪵🪚

I don't know if the business still exists. Perhaps I could look it up 

Tuesday, January 4, 2022

 Yesterday was nt PERF but was nt 2 bad - jus nee 2 ConTroLL my Consumption what i is @ingesting so to speak come what may by the byebyebye 

Monday, January 3, 2022

Here is a fun video (i think)



 one thing i may or may not be re-engaging w/ here in the bLessed New yr is the ole VERNONHOWL.COM URL WEBSITE BLOG THING WTF IS THIS IDK. I have some ideas for content farm type shit but I dunno it has to make sense in the scheme of my Other Creative Endeavors ... We'LL see. Anyways the media diet from 2021 is posted there now if you want to check out that crap

Sunday, January 2, 2022

Seriously: take no prisoners time ⏰
My 🧬 luck 🤞 is gonna change shirt 🎽
‼️ ❣️ Mark my word 📜🗞️📜🗞️


I forgot I wrote this note about a dream I had playing hockey in like an open area at a big mall that was frozen over and all the department stores were open and their floors were ice too and of the puck 🏒 which was a seashell 🐚 went in one of the stores it was still a live puck and I don't know how to skate so I think I was on foot maybe and we were playing a really good team (their might have been announcers I could hear?) and I went into like Macy's or something which was behind our opponent's goal and retrieved the puck (🐚) and I made a pass to a teammate who scored it for the win and then I woke up

I don't think I've ever eaten a pomegranate but I've eaten so many artificially flavored pomegranate things like why am I drawn to this flavor when I don't even know what the original "real thing" tastes like

Saturday, January 1, 2022

I am definitely excited for this sober period I'm about to embark on

would be pretty cool if you had a time machine you could go back and time and see this

LoL 🤣 at this top5️⃣

I know I might "backslide" on some of my more vague NY resolutions but the one big 1 that's a big no no I need to stay true to myself on that 1. Hah tall about vague right ? Can't come right out and say it now can you ? Well ❤️‍🩹 it's not for you partner so saddle up and get a meowing on outta here I got works to do

🥫 🥫 🥫


Oh yeah so I know I just did the happy New Year post but I just wanna say today and tomorrow don't count at least for statistical purpose anyhow hah yeah I can eat what I want to these 2 days I can be a bad baby bitch etcx just survive and what not and no drinking of (of course) the rest is whatevz

jello 😁 🤗👋 nü year

Making a point not to use my phone as much this year huge phone detox coming up folks big boy phone detox guy over hear. Just deleted Twitter and this great picture was the last thing I saw which makes me think if I only followed accounts like this (twin peaks stuff or whatever) then it wouldn't be so bad ? Well perhaps we'll never know 🤠 the happiest new year to you and yours I'm personally gonna kill it this year but I'm sure you will too