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Tuesday, October 31, 2017

Glad this scam is still being employed. Get 'er done.

Thursday, October 26, 2017

Wednesday, October 25, 2017

Tuesday, October 24, 2017

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Everyone's life has a $$; this guy's is apparently 300 bucks

Buy or download (for free) my debut novella, What

»» Now is the time; the time is now »»
My new album cover.

Thursday, October 19, 2017

Not sure if I posted about this yet, but this shit is real. It is also the real shit.

This Twitter account is six years old, finally legal drinking age.

just got done with my jog
it was probably the longest run i've done in a couple months?
maybe ~7 miles
it felt good
like why did i stop doing this?

Wednesday, October 18, 2017

"About to go jog under the Ben Frank B so if anyone wants to throw something off the bridge and try to hit me now (in about 30min)'s your chance!"
The name of my phone. ...

Here is a video of a lizard watching cartoons uploaded to YouTube in 2013

          A gallery of lists appointed to the man's mind, a spoon—tracing a gaggle of the letter S—thought, as it felt the atoms never touching throughout the day, would be the only thing to defeat the book of emoji-clad pages on the desk of the balding editor. The hand that held the spoon, now an appendage itself, used the spoon as a weapon against the eyes of the hand, the eyes on the head, the head of the man.

The spoon longed to be drawing on the stomach of the woman again, Ss or otherwise. She was lying on the ground and the editor was gone or, so to speak, not present.

In the shape of an S all parties agreed one might stumble on a dot, a bump, a bullet point and stop. And then a straight line would appear. Then another bullet and another line and so on. And on these lines would be a different list. The lists would only own their line and all items would be separated by a semicolon. A uniform list of lists, of words, each one itself another kind of list.

Monday, October 16, 2017

my iPhone is suspiciously filled up again, over 50% of the storage is now the dreaded yellow "Other"––this is so clearly a scam to get you 'on the cloud' but as long as I bow down to the church of Apple I guess there's no other way out. just want a big-ass machine to do my bidding and create that hot content on the go. don't care about speed. speed kills. gimme a big rhino of a phone and let's call it a day

Thursday, October 12, 2017

The fantasy football league which I am the commissioner of is… in crisis. The league is in crisis, folks.
I just don't have it in me
to create the content
, that hot content
, that you deserve


This is an A+ handle. This guy should log back on to use it.

Sunday, October 8, 2017


Love being hated by entities.

Friday, October 6, 2017

I took a picture of this house maybe a year or so ago and it had the same flag flying from the sane window—I think it's the Puerto Rican flag—but the previous flag was totally tattered. Everything gets an upgrade or it's destroyes.

Y'all like my new catchy user–name???

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Thursday, October 5, 2017

This is how i doodle

If you don't want this video on YouTube, just send me a message and I'll delete it (or you can block it worldwide). There's no need to take down my channel.

'' Charming as Parmesan ''

October 05, 2017 at 03:58PM

I am going to take a shower then learn how to not be a pathological liar via Wikipedia articles

Wednesday, October 4, 2017


THE HOLOCAUST? Six million... bad, yes. But it could have been 7, and also even 8: MY TAKE. I mean, when you think about it, at the end of the day, everything could have been different. You could have eaten three doughnuts instead of two; seventeen hotdogs instead of four. And so on. Opinions are great to have and I enjoy having them (and also sharing). It's always been a 'number's game' … the beat goes on

Tuesday, October 3, 2017

Monday, October 2, 2017

October 02, 2017 at 11:33PM

It's OK 2 Log-Off™
Tried watching Everybody Wants Some!! last night. The two exclamations in the official title should have been a red flag. I was cringing. This movie got decent to good reviews too!! (86% Fresh™) I turned it off, and I am unlikely to return. There isn't a (good) director out there who I am more conflicted over. Here is a rundown of Linklater's filmography ('impromptu-style'):

1988 It's Impossible to Learn to Plow by Reading Books did not see
1990 Slacker i like slacker but come on it's not *that* good
1993 Dazed and Confused all-time classic that still holds up
1995 Before Sunrise did not see any of the 'before' movies (that's on me)
1996 SubUrbia did not see but should check it out (prob sux but maybe a sleeper?)
1998 The Newton Boys i know i saw this but can't recall much (good/bad, etc)
2001 Waking Life very good! see A Scanner Darkly below...
2001 Tape another "did not see" but this sounds like a weird one i need to check out
2003 School of Rock great + totally underrated (imo)
2004 Before Sunset see above: Before Sunrise
2005 Bad News Bears really really bad
2006 Fast Food Nation also really really bad, wtf
2006 A Scanner Darkly my fav movie of his by a mile; built on the style of Waking Life + a perfect book adaptation
2008 Me and Orson Welle did not see but look at this poster and how did the same guy just make A Scanner Darkly??
2011 Bernie not as bad as BNB and FFN but in the same vein (category) of badness
2013 Before Midnight see above: Before Sunrise
2014 Boyhood Yes look i enjoyed it but did not live up to the hype; the stunt was super cool but actually movie didn't live up the expectations it created
2016 Everybody Wants Some!! stopped watching after 15min.

So, discounting the trio of Before movies, which––tbh––are fairly well-liked it would appear, my blazing hot take on Richard Linklater is that he hit gold a few times (Dazed, Scanner) but both largely bombed with attempts at mainstream success (Bears, Bernie; School of Rock being the lone outlier) and let down with a few experiments wherein the idea is much cooler than the end product (Slacker, Boyhood).

This is all fine, of course. I guess I'm leveraging any umbrage here at those who seek to lump Linklater in with the best of his contemporaries (PTA, Coen bros, Wes Anderson, even Fincher who despite having his own misses is far better/more consistent imo). But, yeah, highly unlikely I get to finishing Everybody Wants Some!! to offer an 'official' review. Yuck.