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Wednesday, October 31, 2018

2 Jokes: Snow Business & Payphone

JOKE #1

If I had a snowplowing business I would get the slogan "There's no business, like SNOW business" painted on the sides of all my trucks. (Maybe this isn't so much a joke as it is a good business idea?)

JOKE #2

The myth that payphones are a thing of the past is just that: a myth. Umm, hello? Why don't you reach into your pocket right now... That metal and glass thing? Uh, me think you're PAYING for that!

Monday, October 29, 2018

The ๐“ถ๐š๐“ƒ๐•ช places I create, of

j∆s†♦๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ’—๏ฝ„o๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿบ♙๐Ÿ i† _ j∆s†♦๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ’—๏ฝ„o๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿบ♙๐Ÿ i† _ j∆s†♦๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ’—๏ฝ„o๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿบ♙๐Ÿ i† _ j∆s†♦๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ’—๏ฝ„o๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿบ♙๐Ÿ i† _ j∆s†♦๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ’—๏ฝ„o๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿบ♙๐Ÿ i† _ j∆s†♦๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ’—๏ฝ„o๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿบ♙๐Ÿ i† _ j∆s†♦๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ’—๏ฝ„o๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿบ♙๐Ÿ i† _ j∆s†♦๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ’—๏ฝ„o๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿบ♙๐Ÿ i† _ j∆s†♦๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ’—๏ฝ„o๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿบ♙๐Ÿ i† _ j∆s†♦๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ’—๏ฝ„o๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿบ♙๐Ÿ i† _ j∆s†♦๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ’—๏ฝ„o๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿบ♙๐Ÿ i† _ j∆s†♦๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ’—๏ฝ„o๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿบ♙๐Ÿ i† _ j∆s†♦๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ’—๏ฝ„o๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿบ♙๐Ÿ i† _ j∆s†♦๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ’—๏ฝ„o๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿบ♙๐Ÿ i† _ j∆s†♦๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ’—๏ฝ„o๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿบ♙๐Ÿ i† _ j∆s†♦๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ’—๏ฝ„o๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿบ♙๐Ÿ i† _ j∆s†♦๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ’—๏ฝ„o๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿบ♙๐Ÿ i† _ j∆s†♦๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ’—๏ฝ„o๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿบ♙๐Ÿ i† _ j∆s†♦๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ’—๏ฝ„o๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿบ♙๐Ÿ i† _ j∆s†♦๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ’—๏ฝ„o๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿบ♙๐Ÿ i† _ j∆s†♦๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ’—๏ฝ„o๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿบ♙๐Ÿ i† _ j∆s†♦๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ’—๏ฝ„o๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿบ♙๐Ÿ i† _ j∆s†♦๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ’—๏ฝ„o๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿบ♙๐Ÿ i† _ j∆s†♦๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ’—๏ฝ„o๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿบ♙๐Ÿ i† _ j∆s†♦๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ’—๏ฝ„o๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿบ♙๐Ÿ i† _ j∆s†♦๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ’—๏ฝ„o๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿบ♙๐Ÿ i† _ j∆s†♦๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ’—๏ฝ„o๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿบ♙๐Ÿ i† _ j∆s†♦๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ’—๏ฝ„o๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿบ♙๐Ÿ i† _ j∆s†♦๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ’—๏ฝ„o๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿบ♙๐Ÿ i† _ j∆s†♦๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ’—๏ฝ„o๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿบ♙๐Ÿ i† _ j∆s†♦๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ’—๏ฝ„o๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿบ♙๐Ÿ i† _ j∆s†♦๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ’—๏ฝ„o๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿบ♙๐Ÿ i† _ j∆s†♦๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ’—๏ฝ„o๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿบ♙๐Ÿ i† _ j∆s†♦๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ’—๏ฝ„o๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿบ♙๐Ÿ i† _ j∆s†♦๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ’—๏ฝ„o๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿบ♙๐Ÿ i† _ j∆s†♦๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ’—๏ฝ„o๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿบ♙๐Ÿ i† _ j∆s†♦๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ’—๏ฝ„o๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿบ♙๐Ÿ i† _ j∆s†♦๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ’—๏ฝ„o๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿบ♙๐Ÿ i† _ j∆s†♦๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ’—๏ฝ„o๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿบ♙๐Ÿ i† _ j∆s†♦๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ’—๏ฝ„o๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿบ♙๐Ÿ i† _ j∆s†♦๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ’—๏ฝ„o๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿบ♙๐Ÿ i† _ j∆s†♦๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ’—๏ฝ„o๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿบ♙๐Ÿ i† _

_____of what?: we cannnnot B. Shore.

Thursday, October 25, 2018

†or†urer of รธrange(s)

a©@┘┘ ▲ a©@┘┘ ▲ a©@┘┘ ▲ a©@┘┘ ▲a©@┘┘ ▲ a©@┘┘ ▲

Friday, October 19, 2018

This is my alibaster jrest

Shimon Shimon, let alone the three bathrooms didn't you buy

Here are the only 3 people I follow on Tumblr


The only place to get Ezra Koenig's podcast outside of Apple
The Residents account which hasn't been updated in a year
One of my all-time favorite writers who I wish posted/wrote more

๐•‹๐•™๐•š๐•ค ๐•š๐•ค ๐•ž๐•ช ๐•๐•š๐•—๐•–

They took down one of my greatest creations, folks. It was either Kid Rock or Woody Allen (isn't it always). But alas I shan't be deterred. Here it is on Twitter: the beginning of Manhattan with, umm, alternate music...

I have seen HeLL

&frankly, iDon't wanna TalK abt iT

A+ #CLiCKBAiT ! sex sells oh hell yup-a-doodle doody pants it does ¡


what haha
Full Dis-Closure: I actually didn't click on this promoted tweet link despite the fact that I AM DYING TO KNOW WHAT THE HELL IT IS THESE FLIGHT ATTENDANTS ARE DOING IN 3 SECONDS!! this is because I have inner-strength and you can never take that away from me!

Thursday, October 18, 2018

Learning2️⃣❣️again

I'm still getting the hang of things and I think it's because of some of the pills that I feel unusual hunger but I guess it's not that unusual I'm just hoping that as the days roll on towards 31 and then 37.5 into 38 then it'll get better slowly and by the end of that time frame both time frame so it'll be easier to see what needs to be done which is clear I think

๐Ÿ“นยช™


Very excited to shared to share this music video which is some of my best work but I have major regrets using the blood green-screen FX on a song for this release and not a song from the Hug EP release which has the more appropriate album art for such a music video ๐Ÿ“น

working...

hard or hardy working?

Meatmeet Dr. Meetmeat

what everythings redacted

Vords 2 Liwe bY

3eb said it best in their hit song "The Jumper"... put away the past. Even the recent past when you cross paths with a psychopath (bad path): slam that sucker into the grave (digitally/mentally); it wasn't your choice to run into the guy who slow-speed style ran a red-light then almost hit you with his 1992 Dodge Caravan before just straight parking in the middle of the street, blocking an Amazon delivery guy and then getting out to verbally assault said Amazon delivery guy when he had the nerve to honk his horn. Just forget it and move onto something else (good path!)... this is all a very longwinded way of saying thx-u 3eb for your glorious hot hot ๐ŸŽถs

PS. don't u just love music??

Wednesday, October 17, 2018

๐–‹๐–š๐–ˆ๐•œ๐–ˆ๐–‘๐–”๐–š๐–‰

fork cumming, 2069

๐Ÿ‘ฒGUA PI MAO

This is a pretty awful logo right? Anyway, join one (1) of my fake gangs: UPDATE:NO


itz–ALL–cyclical (the puck is a circle, the circle of life)


l00k int0 here i's



i saw this shirt

and i knew there was a god

Monday, October 15, 2018

๐Ÿญเถโ„š☟✊


๐Ÿฃ ๐’ฎ๐“…๐’พ๐“‡๐’พ๐“‰๐“Š๐’ถ๐“ ๐’ฎ๐‘’๐“†๐“Š๐‘’๐“ ๐ŸŽ€
๐Ÿค ๐’ซ๐’ฝ❁๐“ƒ๐“Ž ๐’ซ๐“‡๐’พ๐‘’๐“ˆ๐“‰
๐Ÿฅ ๐’œ๐“๐“ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’Ÿ๐‘’๐‘’๐“‡ ๐’พ๐“ˆ ๐ต๐“๐’พ๐“ƒ๐’น
๐Ÿฆ ๐ต๐’ถ๐’น ๐’œ๐“…๐“…๐“๐‘’ ๐’œ๐“ƒ๐“๐’พ๐‘’๐“‰๐“Ž ๐ต♡๐“Ž
๐Ÿง ๐’ข๐“‡๐Ÿ‘๐“‹๐‘’ ๐Ÿต๐’ป ๐’ž๐“❁๐“ƒ๐‘’๐“ˆ
๐Ÿจ ๐ผ ๐’ฏ๐’ฝ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐“€ ๐ผ'๐“‚
๐Ÿฉ ๐’ฏ๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“‡๐‘’'๐“ˆ ๐’ฉ☯ ๐’ฎ๐“‰๐“‡๐‘’๐“ƒ๐‘”๐“‰๐’ฝ ๐’พ๐“ƒ ๐น❤๐Ÿฉ๐’น๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘”๐“ˆ

Thursday, October 11, 2018

So here we are again

Today I begin my experiment of trying to watch a movie everyday whilst doing my new home workout where I go up and down on a stepstool and lift weights and stuff. It's off to a horrendous start after having just endured the 1997 Kevin Bacon vehicle Digging to China. Anyway, here is the initial list of movies I am going to watch:

One Night in the Tropics, 1940
Cape Fear, 1962
The Bank Job, 2008
A Soldier's Story, 1984
Rabid, 1977
The Spirit of St. Louis, 1957
The Mermaid, 2016
Through a Glass Darkly, 1961
Forget Paris, 1996
The Water Horse, 2007
52 Pick-Up, 1986
Tomorrow When The War Began, 2012
Who Done It?, 1942
Jack the Giant Killer, 1962
Savage Streets, 1984
Enemy, 2013
Cat People, 1942
A Short Film About Killing, 1988
In Her Shoes, 2005
Adult World, 2013

Despite somehow being granted two (2!) Abbott & Costello movies by the Gods of Randomness, I think this is a pretty solid first 20 movies. In fact, Through a Glass, Enemy and A Short Film About Killing have all both been on my actual list of movies to watch. And there's a couple of fascinating B-movie and weird oldie types on here (like Savage Streets starring Linda Blair and whatever Jack the Giant Killer and Cat People are) that interest me. So... LET'S GO RANDOMNESS FTW

Update. 2020~ ish~ I still do do this FromTime2Time but i didnt fallow thru watching Most of these movies f.Y.i

Wednesday, October 10, 2018

⥑ยช⥑ยช⥑ยช⥑ยช⥑ยช⥑ยช⥑ยช⥑ยช⥑

↱The pressure is real.
↰But the release valve is a phantom?
Seems legit in that it seems impossible.
And the impossible is the only thing worth striving for.
OMG carbohydrates am I right?
Wish they were water.
Wish the water was cheese.
Wish the cheese was just air.
Wish all the water and all the air was just a pizza.
⧭⧭⧭⧭⧭⧭⧭⧭⧭⧭⧭⧭⧭⧭⧭⧭⧭⧭⧭⧭⧭⧭⧭⧭⧭⧭⥑

๐Ÿ’ฆ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ’ฆ Vol. III • Stranded Icelanders

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