Headlines? Deadlines? Lifelines? Landlines? Smilelines? Timelines? Parallellines? Crookedlines? Linelines??? This a'Space is for a'Sale for a' the advertisements! is what I am a'Trying to Say! Inquire within, early and often... 💨🤢
   K E Y:  ✄= art ✎= lit ♪= music ✪= video;  = highly recommended content

Thursday, March 31, 2016

Here's my thinking

AKA 'My Thoughts™'

Tuesday, March 29, 2016

Ranking All 444 Defunct
American Arena Football
Teams: An Introduction

This is happening.

Snapchat Songs #29
1 Easter Zebras
2 Wendy in Our Hearts
3 Nü Pasta Nation
4 Casserole Bladder


I had a dream where I cried my eyes out. And when I woke up, my eyes were wet.

I have 10,000 music videos to make and I'm literally freaking out

It's true. That's no exaggeration, folks.

Monday, March 28, 2016

In addition to revamping this blog HQ today, the first day after Easter (AMEN), I want to remind you that I am constantly striving to make my tumblie, shrimp-kardashian.tumblr, an enjoyable and worthwhile content destination. For example, take this beautiful photo of my dog Frank wearing Easter Bunny ears. Amazing.

This is How You Do #HASHTAGS

The internal debate, the food monologue (soliloquy?) rages on...

Tuesday, March 22, 2016

Really ❤️ to tweet.

Monday, March 21, 2016


An antelope in my book...
Though not an antelope, it is often known colloquially in North America as the prong buck, pronghorn antelope, or simply antelope because it closely resembles the true antelopes of the Old World. [Source.]

"The Blog is Dead: That's Why I Have This Blog"


Thursday, March 17, 2016

Monday, March 14, 2016

Daily Gifs Club: Makeover

Starting on 3/11 Day 2016, I changed the process for how I did my Daily Gifs at My Daily Gifs Club. It's a subtle change. I'm now making all the gifs 'in-house' (on my phone) and they are way lower-res, which hopefully will do three things: (1) keep the site loading faster, (2) allow me to post as many images in each gif (I was limiting it to exactly 6 pictures before this) and (3) better encompass the moments represented in these photos in terms of my relationship to them (memory is foggy, not necessarily HD, etc etc). Anyway, all basically minor things but part of a larger thing where I am attempting to streamline my creative process. Gifs will debut on my Tumblr because, well, that seems like something to do. Membership to the Daily Gif Club will, of course, remain free of charge.

Friday, March 11, 2016

Wednesday, March 9, 2016

Tuesday, March 8, 2016