Why Do You Look Like Your Dog?

I LIED

In this viral video vlog I posted earlier, I said I was going to go to the gym stairmaster today (and finish watching American Ultra) but when I was running to the gym, I was too into the new Wes Borland solo record to stop running so I wound up just running ~5 miles and taking a lot of pictures in Kensington instead. I will probably finish it tomorrow I guess. It's a total mess of a movie btw but I don't hate it. Topher Grace should've been nominated for an Oscar.

TWITTER IDEA:  Every day or every couple days, I take a screenshot video of all my tweets, post it on YouTube or something, then delete all the tweets.

JUST A QUICK REMINDER THAT––NO MATTER WHAT––I AM NOT GONNA EVER STOP MICROBLOGGING ON THIS PLATFORM. MICROBLOGGING IS IN MY BLOOD AND IT'S A WAY OF LIFE. IT'S MY CALLING. SHALOM.

Jesus christ Gary Sánchez homered again !

#PrayforEmma. #PrayforWhoeverTheHellYouWannaPrayFor. #PrayforAthruZ.

join my gang ?

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DEATH SQUAD
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The perils of being a ball player. This spider was just chilling inside a picture frame.

🌺 N u d e  F l o w e r s 🌺

PUT YOUR CONTENT OUT THERE ON TOP OF ALL THE OTHER CONTENT.

EVERYTHING IS MEANINGFUL/MEANINGLESS.

REGRETS ARE GREAT I DO THEM EVERYDAY.

DON'T STOP NOW.