If I owned a winery its slogan would be "Make America GRAPE Again" 🍇

Timely. Humorous. Would do big business imo.

In more important news, just need a TD in the Western Michigan/Kent St. matchup to hit the over, and for Eastern Michigan to cover +7 to hit my #Maction tease.

This is really happening

I saw T as high as +600 after ~7PM. Now he's the favorite 😵…This is truly unreal. I threw some cash on him when he got to even money. Fuck it lol wtf.

#MACTION

Let's go 🏈🏈🏈

EXCLSUIVE

Why is it illegal to post pictures of your ballot? Seems dumb. Or maybe it's not illegal and people are just saying that as a goof? Definitely don't care enough to google this.

Perhaps my worst URL purchase of all-time. A play on the BENGHAZI craze. RIP. Dying a fitting death this week given the circumstances. Trenghazi.com must die so S H E may live.

ICYMI I SCARED THE CRAP OUTTA MYSELF LAST NIGHT BY RUNNING ON A PATH THRU THE MIDDLE OF THE WOODS! EXCLUSIVE VIDEO: HERE.

Election Day special. I voted for Hillbilly Kingpin.

BREAKING NEWS:

Sponge Bob is for Trump!