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Tuesday, April 30, 2019

There are many concepts that the headless rickshaw driver can't conceptualize
i am the h.r.d. bow down before me ye peasants
i am alive

Monday, April 29, 2019

𝔗𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝔟𝔩𝔬𝔤 𝔦𝔰 𝔟𝔞𝔰𝔦𝔠𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔶 𝔧𝔲𝔰𝔱 𝔞 𝔩𝔦𝔰𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔩𝔦𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔶 𝔞𝔩𝔩 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔰 ℑ 𝔰𝔭𝔢𝔫𝔡 𝔪𝔬𝔫𝔢𝔶 𝔬𝔫 𝔫𝔬𝔴; ℑ'𝔪 𝔰𝔬𝔯𝔯𝔶 𝔞𝔟𝔬𝔲𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔟𝔲𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝔦𝔰 𝔴𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔦𝔱 𝔫𝔢𝔢𝔡𝔰 𝔱𝔬 𝔟𝔢 𝔯𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱 𝔫𝔬𝔴 (𝔦𝔱 𝔴𝔦𝔩𝔩 𝔟𝔢 𝔬𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔰 𝔦𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔣𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢? 𝔦𝔰 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔣𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢 𝔫𝔬𝔴?)

i n t e r e s t i n g * q u e r y

Friday, April 26, 2019

How I do movies (🎥👀)

Thursday, April 18, 2019

^{didn't want it to have to come to this but...}

TO THE 2 PEOPLE WHO THUMBS-DOWNED THIS VIDEO: I WILL FIGHT YOU. I WILL FIGHT YOU TO THE DEATH. FAIR WARNING, SIR OR MADAM... FAIR WARNING. .

Almost went mad editing this ~9K-word "novella" that I just submitted to Lord Amazon for self-publishing approval, but all things considered: I'm pretty proud of this totally insane story which I wrote in a completely different style than normal; it was good to get 'out of the comfort zone (c.z.)'––as they say. *NOTE: I'm still behind a book on the weeklybooks.net proj (23 is book #15, and book #16 is due TOMORROW and… M.I.A?), but I'm getting there and committed to this nutty thing so plz b patient ;)

Wednesday, April 17, 2019

Been thinking a lot about $$ lately. And thought I'd share what worked for me ;) Hope this is helpful :) #Money #GetThatMoney #StartUps #TheStartUpWay

2 unearthed tweets from 2015, tweeted a week apart, speak to a perhaps the greatest conspiracy theory of our times: (hint) It's about Islamic 🐝's

The exclusive report. After the jump.

Hey, so I wrote a thing. I tried tried tried to make this #15 on the weeklybooks.net series of STELLAR books/content but I just couldn't. It sux. But I'm putting it here because I can't delete anything. It's my greatest flaw.

Tuesday, April 16, 2019

The 2018 Songs are Finished

My wildly Not-Up-to-Date web property EVERYDAYSONGZ.COM is a little closer to being Up-to-Date™ as I've just finished recording the music for LAST YEAR's batch of songs (2018). Yes yes yes, I still have to create music videos for some 500(?) of these said songs and post them on the actual site but Progress is nonetheless Progress. Carry on...

Monday, April 15, 2019

user:ernestsavesxmas

My movie review database (single paragraph length reviews to supplement my podcast reviews) is live @ the IMDB. (Right now it's only3 deep––my triple shot of reviews of Fulci's Gates of Hell Trilogy.)––updatezzz: see here

^{I REGRET TO INFORM ME, BUT: THE PIZZA PARTY (FOR 1) HAS BEEN #CANCELED.}

wtf? google horny af

Just trying to watch golf here folks. (In all seriousness how did this get on the search results page for "the masters live" ???)

Thursday, April 11, 2019

i still do do sports content tho i haven't later
ha i said "do do" lol

стресът ме убива

Just minding my own business, actually.

Monday, April 8, 2019

💽 BLEED MORE NOW TO HURT LESS LATER

01 idea not totem
02 helluva guy (me)
03 i just wrote a song
04 houses
05 feeding the disease
06 the national championship ->
07 will they riot?
09 haberdashers
10 grifters union
11 bleed more now ->
12 hurt less later
13 a trio of pairs ain't six, toots