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Friday, June 30, 2017

Thursday, June 29, 2017

Is it too late 2 start a Life of Crime™ ? A Memoir in 17 Parts

I ACTUALLY SAW THIS STICKER (<---RIGHT) ON A PICKUP TRUCK THE OTHER DAY NEAR LANGHORNE, PA. LMFAO THINKING ABOUT THE DUDE WHO PURCHASED THIS AND THEN STUCK IT ON HIS CAR. LIKE THINKING ABOUT WHAT HE WAS LITERALLY THINKING AS HE ACTUALLY PEELED OFF THE BACK OF THE STICKER AND PUT IT ON HIS DUMB TRUCK. ON THE SURFACE IT'S LIKE, "HEHE, THIS IS REALLY GONNA RILE SOME FEATHERS," BUT BUBBLING UNDERNEATH IT'S DEFINITELY "JESUS CHRIST––HOW DEEP DOWN GAY AM I? FUCK!" SAD. THIS CUNTRY IS PRETTY MUCH EFFED LOL.
Hola ladies and gents, I'm pleased as rum punch to tell you that all of Series 2 - The EPs Collection (100 releases featuring 600 original songs in total) are available online for streaming. Go here to start this epic journey or start, umm, you know, at the beginning (Black Spaghetti style!). I still have so much work to do (in general) but at least this is a dang chapter I can put to bed. I am the SkyKid and I am ready for my nap.

Wednesday, June 28, 2017

Golden Retriever

Please tell us how you feel about the game but it's the only goal that will ever get a good win over the game with a little bit more of the same game with a golden retriever and the game of a game of thrones is the only goal for a man who has a good game and he came a game that he was the only goal for him to win a championship for a game he had to do so that the waiter had to a game that was the only one time that was a good game for him to win a game of this year or two he had a golden gate and the golden gate and golden state championship the waiter was the only goal for years he said that the only goal for a golden retriever was a goal for a new song and he had to be a good chef and he had no not good music at the same same as him as the chef and he was a golden waiter and he had no not good music or so many good things about the band and the band had no listeners or the band that they were not good enough for a good band but he had a little more to do it he was just checking the app on Facebook to see what it is like about it a few years later he had to do it for the waiter to be a golden waiter he said that the band had been the band and he was a golden retriever and a waiter of the golden waiter a waiter of the golden waiter a golden retriever waiter waiter and a golden retriever and a golden boy and he had no not good music or a golden retriever that was the only goal of a golden retriever and he had no idea how much I would like it if he had no not good music or a golden retriever.

It's—you guessed it—🥗⏱

there is a dude in my living room painting our ceiling
i'm just waiting on him to finish so I can reemerge
THIS SHIT is real, lit.... woke even.

OJ STRIKES AGAIN


Monday, June 26, 2017

U CAN DO THIS

B/C U CAN DO ANYTHING💦💦💦

Friday, June 23, 2017

How I roll 🥖


NEW TRANSMISSION [2:23:33PM est; 23 june 17]: Hola peeps. There will be minimal social media today but I am compiling a list of all the places I do posts*. (Other than this place of course hahaha) Oh, also TGIF muthafuqaz. Sup? Go outside if you can. I am gonna set up a 'pack n play' then fold some kid poolz then hit the gym then hit the beer/wine store. I am gonna make this post into courier font first tho. Good-night.

*Such easy tasks: it's also you I find hardest 2 complete.

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Thursday, June 22, 2017

Did a 'deep-dive' on this track on my tumblie folks. Check it out.

Wednesday, June 21, 2017

Irreparable and Inescapable ! ! !

My 👂 like a 🐕's ear

Monday, June 19, 2017

S T I L L

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NUEVO WORRIES

Friday, June 16, 2017

This is how I look at twitter now 👀

I caught myself looking at tweets too much with my "look but dont touch" acct @cucumbers247, and so as it were, I downloaded some weird off-brand twitter app and made it look like this.

The though being I wont look at it as much? Idk time will tell.

Thursday, June 15, 2017

June 15, 2017 at 09:29AM

I am the gold standard of irrelevance.

Wednesday, June 14, 2017

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Thursday, June 8, 2017

Tuesday, June 6, 2017

Friday, June 2, 2017

Serentippytoes

as in, "Yes, Sharon, that was a very serentippytoes thing to have happened to you." (meaning: lucky, basically)

Lambs are just baby wolves

☞🐒

??? »»» I need to strike while the SATANIC iron is hot !!!

Thursday, June 1, 2017

$11.92

Can someone please explain the joke on this popsicle stick my daughter gave me earlier?

Q: What gets the more it dries?A: A Towel

LOL WHA

I'm gonna do it 🌹

Folks, please don't leave your trash here.

I shoulda been recording my Lyft driver for a podcast

Chatty kathy this one. We almost got on the Ben Frank cuz he was chattin' it up. Gob bless