๐’ฒ๐‘’๐“๐’ธ๐‘œ๐“‚๐‘’ ๐“‰๐‘œ ๐“‚๐“Ž ๐“Œ๐‘’๐’ท๐“ˆ๐’พ๐“‰๐‘’! ๐’ฒ๐‘œ๐“Œ ๐“๐‘œ๐‘œ๐“€ ๐’ถ๐“‰ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’พ๐“ˆ ๐“‰๐‘’๐“๐“‰ ๐’ถ๐“๐“ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐“Œ๐’ถ๐“Ž ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐“‰๐‘œ๐“… ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐“…๐’ถ๐‘”๐‘’, ๐“Œ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰'๐“ˆ ๐’พ๐“‰ ๐’น๐‘œ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“‡๐‘’? ๐ผ ๐’ท๐‘’๐“‰ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰'๐“ˆ ๐“Œ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š'๐“‡๐‘’ ๐“Œ๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐’น๐‘’๐“‡๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘”. ๐ผ๐’ป ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š'๐“‡๐‘’ ๐“ƒ๐‘œ๐“‰ ๐“Œ๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐’น๐‘’๐“‡๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“ƒ ๐“‚๐’ถ๐“Ž๐’ท๐‘’ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š'๐“‡๐‘’ ๐“Œ๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐’น๐‘’๐“‡๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐“Œ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š ๐’ถ๐“‡๐‘’ ๐‘”๐‘œ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐“‰๐‘œ ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐’ป๐‘œ๐“‡ ๐“๐“Š๐“ƒ๐’ธ๐’ฝ; ๐ผ ๐‘œ๐’ป๐“‰๐‘’๐“ƒ ๐“Œ๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐’น๐‘’๐“‡ ๐’ถ๐’ท๐‘œ๐“Š๐“‰ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰. ๐’œ๐“ƒ๐“Ž๐’ฝ๐‘œ๐“Œ, ๐’พ๐’ป ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š'๐“‡๐‘’ ๐“ˆ๐“‰๐’พ๐“๐“ ๐“‡๐‘’๐’ถ๐’น๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’พ๐“ˆ ๐“‰๐‘’๐“๐“‰ ๐“ˆ๐’ธ๐“‡๐‘œ๐“๐“, ๐“๐‘’๐“‰ ๐“‚๐‘’ ๐’ฟ๐“Š๐“ˆ๐“‰ ๐“ˆ๐’ถ๐“Ž ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰ ๐’พ๐“‰'๐“ˆ ๐’ถ ๐“…๐“๐‘’๐’ถ๐“ˆ๐“Š๐“‡๐‘’ ๐“‰๐‘œ ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š ๐’ธ๐‘œ๐“‚๐‘’ ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“‹๐’พ๐“ˆ๐’พ๐“‰ ๐“‚๐“Ž ๐“Œ๐‘’๐’ท๐“…๐’ถ๐‘”๐‘’ ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐ผ ๐“‡๐‘’๐’ถ๐“๐“๐“Ž ๐’ฝ๐‘œ๐“…๐‘’ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š ๐’ป๐‘œ๐“๐“๐‘œ๐“Œ ๐’ถ๐“๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“‚๐’ถ๐“Ž๐’ท๐‘’ ๐‘’๐“‹๐‘’๐“ƒ ๐’ท๐‘œ๐‘œ๐“€๐“‚๐’ถ๐“‡๐“€ ๐’พ๐“‰ ๐“ˆ๐‘œ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š ๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“ƒ ๐“‹๐’พ๐“ˆ๐’พ๐“‰ ๐’พ๐“‰ ๐“Œ๐’พ๐“‰๐’ฝ ๐‘’๐’ถ๐“ˆ๐‘’ ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐“ˆ๐’พ๐’น๐‘’ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š๐“‡ ๐“Œ๐‘’๐’ท ๐’ท๐“‡๐‘œ๐“Œ๐“ˆ๐‘’๐“‡ ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐’ธ๐’ฝ๐‘œ๐’พ๐’ธ๐‘’. ๐ผ ๐’ถ๐“‚ ๐’ถ๐“๐“ˆ๐‘œ ๐’ป๐’ถ๐’พ๐“‡๐“๐“Ž ๐’ถ๐’ธ๐“‰๐’พ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐’ถ ๐’ฝ๐‘œ๐“ˆ๐“‰ ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐“ˆ๐‘œ๐’ธ๐’พ๐’ถ๐“ ๐“‚๐‘’๐’น๐’พ๐’ถ ๐“…๐“๐’ถ๐“‰๐’ป๐‘œ๐“‡๐“‚๐“ˆ ๐“ˆ๐‘œ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š ๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“ƒ ๐’ป๐’พ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“‚๐‘’ ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘œ๐“ˆ๐‘’, ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“๐’พ๐“€๐‘’, ๐’ป๐‘œ๐“๐“๐‘œ๐“Œ, ๐“ˆ๐“Š๐’ท๐“ˆ๐’ธ๐“‡๐’พ๐’ท๐‘’ ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐‘”๐‘’๐“ƒ๐‘’๐“‡๐’ถ๐“๐“๐“Ž ๐’ฟ๐“Š๐“ˆ๐“‰ ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐’ถ ๐“๐‘œ๐“‰ ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐’ป๐“Š๐“ƒ ๐“‡๐‘’๐’ถ๐’น๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น, ๐’พ๐’ป ๐’พ๐“‰ ๐“ˆ๐“‰๐“‡๐’พ๐“€๐‘’๐“ˆ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š๐“‡ ๐’ป๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’ธ๐“Ž, *๐“ˆ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‡๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘”* (๐“Œ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐“€-๐“Œ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐“€) ๐“‚๐“Ž ๐“…๐‘œ๐“ˆ๐“‰๐“ˆ. ๐’ช๐’ฝ, ๐’ถ๐“๐“ˆ๐‘œ, ๐ผ ๐’ป๐‘œ๐“‡๐‘”๐‘œ๐“‰ ๐“‰๐‘œ ๐“‚๐‘’๐“ƒ๐“‰๐’พ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰ ๐“‚๐“Ž ๐“ƒ๐’ถ๐“‚๐‘’'๐“ˆ ๐’ฅ๐‘’๐’ป๐’ป ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐ผ ๐“๐’พ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐’พ๐“ƒ ๐’ซ๐’ฝ๐’พ๐“๐’ถ๐’น๐‘’๐“๐“…๐’ฝ๐’พ๐’ถ ๐“ƒ๐‘œ๐“Œ. ๐‘€๐’ถ๐“Ž๐’ท๐‘’ ๐ผ'๐“๐“ ๐“๐’พ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐’พ๐“ƒ ๐’ถ ๐’น๐’พ๐’ป๐’ป๐‘’๐“‡๐‘’๐“ƒ๐“‰ ๐“…๐’ถ๐“‡๐“‰ ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐“Œ๐‘œ๐“‡๐“๐’น ๐’พ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’ป๐“Š๐“‰๐“Š๐“‡๐‘’, ๐’ท๐“Š๐“‰ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰'๐“ˆ ๐“Œ๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“‡๐‘’ ๐ผ ๐“๐’พ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐’ป๐‘œ๐“‡ ๐“ƒ๐‘œ๐“Œ. ๐’ช๐’ฆ, ๐ผ ๐’ป๐‘’๐‘’๐“ ๐“๐’พ๐“€๐‘’ ๐ผ'๐“‹๐‘’ ๐“‰๐’ถ๐“€๐‘’๐“ƒ ๐“Š๐“… ๐‘’๐“ƒ๐‘œ๐“Š๐‘”๐’ฝ ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š ๐“‰๐’พ๐“‚๐‘’ ๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“‡๐‘’ ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐“‚๐’ถ๐“‡๐“†๐“Š๐‘’๐‘’๐‘’... ๐’ฎ๐‘œ ๐‘”๐‘’๐“‰ ๐“‰๐‘œ ๐’ธ๐“๐’พ๐’ธ๐“€๐’พ๐“ƒ' ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“ˆ๐’ธ๐“‡๐‘œ๐“๐“๐’พ๐“ƒ'! ๐’ž๐“๐’พ๐’ธ๐“€๐’พ๐“ƒ'... ๐’ฎ๐’ธ๐“‡๐‘œ๐“๐“๐’พ๐“ƒ'...๐’ถ๐’ฝ, ๐’ฟ๐“Š๐“ˆ๐“‰ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’ท๐‘’๐“ˆ๐“‰ ๐“ˆ๐“‰๐“Š๐’ป๐’ป ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐‘’๐’ถ๐“‡๐“‰๐’ฝ ๐’พ๐“‚๐‘œ. ๐’œ ๐‘”๐‘œ๐‘œ๐’น ๐“…๐“๐’ถ๐’ธ๐‘’ ๐“‰๐‘œ ๐“ˆ๐“‰๐’ถ๐“‡๐“‰ ๐“‚๐’พ๐‘”๐’ฝ๐“‰ ๐’ท๐‘’ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’น๐“‡๐‘œ๐“…-๐’น๐‘œ๐“Œ๐“ƒ ๐“‚๐‘’๐“ƒ๐“Š ๐’น๐’พ๐“‡๐‘’๐’ธ๐“‰๐“๐“Ž ๐’ท๐‘’๐“๐‘œ๐“Œ, ๐“Œ๐’ฝ๐’พ๐’ธ๐’ฝ ๐’พ๐“ˆ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐“‚๐‘œ๐“ˆ๐“‰ ๐’ธ๐‘œ๐“‚๐“…๐“‡๐‘’๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“ƒ๐“ˆ๐’พ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐“๐’พ๐“ˆ๐“‰ ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐’ถ๐“๐“ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’น๐“Š๐“‚๐’ท ๐“…๐“‡๐‘œ๐’ฟ๐‘’๐’ธ๐“‰๐“ˆ ๐ผ'๐“‹๐‘’ ๐“‚๐’ถ๐’น๐‘’ ๐’พ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’ถ๐“‡๐“‰๐“ˆ. ๐ป๐’ถ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐’ถ ๐‘”๐‘œ๐‘œ๐’น ๐’น๐’ถ๐“Ž. ๐’ข๐‘œ๐’ท ๐’ท๐“๐‘’๐“ˆ๐“ˆ. ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿคข
   K E Y:  ✄= art ✎= lit ♪= music ✪= video;  = highly recommended content

๐ŸŽฅ LIFECAST.INFO: 03|30|17 ๐ŸŽฅ

I wanted to name the video "Most ocean waves don't capsize boats" or something like that. But my P.R. team thought I had a better chance of going viral if I played an obscure country song in reverse and did a play on words on a popular pop-rap song. LIFECAST.INFO»
There are two championship games of a couple random-ass post-season secondary NCAAB bracket situations tonight. The CBI title is up for grabs as COASTAL CAROLINA takes on WYOMING U in Wyoming. And in the CIT finale, ST. PETER'S (of Jersey City, NJ) travel to TEXAS A&M: CORPUS. Get ready, and check out the @sportzblast feed for picks.
Ep. 249. I give this film a 1.893 out of 10.000!
One of my biggest personality 'flaws' (if you will) is my gross inability to reasonably determine how long it's gonna take for me to 'do things'; these things could be literally anything, mind you. This is hell in terms of how my to-do lists fair.
Ep. 248. Par for the game.

f a k e _ s n o o ze

it's all we can really hope for … … …

๐ŸŽฅ LIFECAST.INFO: 03|29|17 ๐ŸŽฅ

After making a promise that I would only eat long snakes for the rest of my life, I went out hunting for worms. I made a worm stew and it was the blandest concoction my hands ever stirred. The liquid burnt them to stubs and I was deserving. LIFECAST.INFO»

๐ŸŽฅ LIFECAST.INFO: 03|28|17 ๐ŸŽฅ

I learned that my android mother was a sobbing pile of unused carbohydrates. It was powerful info; enough to kill a man or rob him of his youth. So I cooked up a crรจme brรปlรฉe with all the fancy letters and fed it to that robot-lady. She admitted she wasn't real my mother and that I actually wasn't real at all. LIFECAST.INFO»
My running route from yesterday.

๐ŸŽฅ LIFECAST.INFO: 03|27|17 ๐ŸŽฅ

I didn't laugh at the sky because she shouldn't laugh at the sky. There are so many things to laugh at on the ground level. The squirrels and bunnies weren't laughing because they were dead inside. The wealth of a clueless society killed them. The bald eagle mailbox was the only creature enjoying maximum freedom. I discovered a new race of green people whose lives were built entirely on the idea that freedom isn't only "not free" but that it actually doesn't exist. LIFECAST.INFO»
"if there's nothing worth filming, then the movie will be short"

LET US HOP (๐Ÿ‡) & PRAY (๐Ÿ”ฏ) THAT THE MOVIES BE–ITH LONG THO

๐ŸŽฅ LIFECAST.INFO: 03|26|17 ๐ŸŽฅ

I saw a bunch of cakes in the grocery store so I liberated them by throwing them on the hoods of every SUV in the parking lot. The tiny crocodile I wanted to steal wouldn't fit into my pocket. I dreamt of him and the dream was his funeral. There was no cake. LIFECAST.INFO»

YESWOLF


potential new release from DJ PRESIDENT TRUMP: YESWOLF; or Yeowulf, the hero who pees

๐ŸŽฅ LIFECAST.INFO: 03|25|17 ๐ŸŽฅ

Everything I've ever looked at could be explained in one short statement and that made me sad. The bald eagle eating a small dead mammal wasn't a metaphor. LIFECAST.INFO»

๐ŸŽฅ LIFECAST.INFO: 03|24|17 ๐ŸŽฅ

I put a shirt on that was made of camel guts. It kept me warm through the winter of my mind even though it was transparent like a music video. Theoretical late night basketball helped me edit art movies. LIFECAST.INFO»

๐ŸŽฅ LIFECAST.INFO: 03|23|17 ๐ŸŽฅ

When I was a baby I lived inside a plastic bag and only ate canned vegetables. I feel like I'm constantly trying to get back to that place in adulthood but I keep getting pooped on by birds. LIFECAST.INFO»
one of the coolest things about me is that i can eat without ever feeling full. actually this isn't that cool haha. it kind of sucks tbh. i wish i didn't have to eat food at all, or if i did, i wish pizza grew like grass and no cows were involved and also it was zero calories.


๐ŸŽฅ LIFECAST.INFO: 03|22|17 ๐ŸŽฅ

I sang because my stomach yearned to be a giant piece of toast. My brain burnt the toast and then ate one thousand pounds of mini M&Ms. I am doomed to walk through life with a torso made of carbs and a head made of sugar I guess. There are worse lives. LIFECAST.INFO»


WOW. Crazy, but these two new albums I'm working on actually have nothing to do with one another. Weird, right? LOL.

F O N D L E. A R C T I C. G O O

EVERY
RIGHT
DECI•
SION

THIS POST IS ABT ACQUIRING $100 WORTH OF DEOD W/ A ๐Ÿ”ช



๐Ÿฃ

๐ŸŽฅ LIFECAST.INFO: 03|21|17 ๐ŸŽฅ

My legs felt fully repaired so I used them. I found that using them caused my body to move and I wasn't so sure I liked the places it could go to. But the sweat and music still felt good and I imagined I was in a place without any scared, melting snow piles dying their slow deaths in the eternal march toward April and art.LIFECAST.INFO»

JAKE FROM STATE FARM IS MY MOMMY

March 21st


my latest Snapchat Stories exported video
add me: joedolphin66
PARTY POWER IS REAL. I GUARANTEE IT.

You down with YYD? Then bet this parlay with me!

I•C•Y•M•I



Ep. 247. Discussion on the proposal of a new music project, A Moose in Florida. Other news and notes.

๐Ÿฃ

๐ŸŽฅ LIFECAST.INFO: 03|20|17 ๐ŸŽฅ

I tried to manipulate my psyche into a fawn as if it were clay. But the only shapes I could create were giant triangles. Later, after wiping out and scrambling my brains on the rocks, I discovered that the innocence wave is a myth, and we could only ride reality hard. The Giant Triangle Gods stuffed $5.40 worth of pizza down my throat as punishment. LIFECAST.INFO»
"The Ballad of Ying-Ying Duan" is going to be the hit of the century. Friendship is love.

HAVE YOU CLICKED ON THE CONTENT YET TODAY??

click ⇬ click ⇬ click ⇬ click ⇬ click

My pancreas is having a pig roast ๐Ÿท

"Will Smith's Tears"

a photo essay. thank you.


i'm too cool to be living in a computer sim
y'all might be
but not me
the end
I think the UNC-Arkansas under and R.I. were the only things to hit here :/ Oh man, what a shit run re gambling for me this March Madness. (Actually, I think every M.M. I get super-psyched to make bets, and I always get burnt.)


"The Self Checkout Lane"

a ballad about how everyday is its own masterpiece

๐ŸŽฅ LIFECAST.INFO: 03|19|17 ๐ŸŽฅ

The violence of finding out you're worth more as a sprout of agony than the dying lumber shifting weight in a salsa dance of uncertainty is something no human should be asked to endure. All of the food we planned on eating grew animal limbs and grabbed our tools. Their muscles were weak, too weak to bludgeon us, their masters. Oh well. LIFECAST.INFO»

๐ŸŽฅ LIFECAST.INFO: 03|18|17 ๐ŸŽฅ

The owner of the store was mute and tried to use the chip-reader so I could purchase the junk food but it didn't work. He couldn't communicate its brokenness so I left in a huff as one does. At home I watched the shit content and spewed the shit back out of my body in a dance for life and death. LIFECAST.INFO»

Another one

Yes I was one dem sad suckers that had Michigan -2.5. What a garbage cover by OK State. UGH. Here we go again.

I wanna call this one The Ohio Special™ even though Creighton is in Nebraska. Sound good?

๐ŸŽฅ LIFECAST.INFO: 03|16|17 ๐ŸŽฅ

I don't think it matters what I write in this space. When I try to be positive, I'm always shown the door. I might as well eat fast food until my ears fall off. LIFECAST.INFO»

๐ŸŽฅ LIFECAST.INFO: 03|17|17 ๐ŸŽฅ

Eating bananas with Jonathan Franzen will never taste as good as they do on Saint Patrick's Day. Take it from me, a novelist of some esteem and world traveler. I forked over my entire life savings just to peel the yellow fruit with Mr. Writer Man and it was worth it. LIFECAST.INFO»

A glimpse behind the curtain


๐ŸŽฅ LIFECAST.INFO: 03|15|17 ๐ŸŽฅ

I was drowning in bagels and at my wit's end. I looked to my savior Papa John for some answers. He told me to embrace my true state and the hole in my roof would repair itself with my outrageous lack of tears. LIFECAST.INFO»

๐ŸŽฅ LIFECAST.INFO: 03|14|17 ๐ŸŽฅ

The weather folk said it would snow during sleepy time and sure enough when wake up time came, there was snow. It came. I stumbled over god's white stuff and inserted hard candy into all of my orifices. The sugar helped me through the day. LIFECAST.INFO»

Michelangelo . . . Michelob Ultra . . . McDonald's

Making the sounds of the world sound better

Ep. 246. More on the debut mixtape from DJ President Trump.

NEW ALBUM MIXTAPE »

Very pleased to announce Jazz for Millennials from DJ President Trump exclusively on Myspace. 19 songs in a little under an hour. This release + all other future DJ President Trump releases will only be streaming on MySpace until the end of Donald Trump's presidency. This is not protest music. This is sad sandwich music.

๐Ÿฃ

Ep. 245 is a special preview of the final long-ass song of new mixtape by Pizza Puppies/My America recording artist DJ President Trump, available exclusively on MySpace until ~2020.

๐Ÿฃ

all about saying the same thing over and over



March 15, 2017 at 07:26AM

I like computers and also the web.

๐ŸŽฅ LIFECAST.INFO: 03|13|17 ๐ŸŽฅ

The dog in sunlight burnt a hole into the darkness of my soul. I cowered under fear of weather in a crowded supermarket. The man who wouldn't sell me a free matzah because it was seven sizes too small told me "good luck." I was gonna need all the luck in the world, but I still managed to write a dozen pop songs. LIFECAST.INFO»

๐ŸŽฅ LIFECAST.INFO: 03|12|17 ๐ŸŽฅ

A cold wiped its feet on my chest after the drugs knocked me over. I found myself on my bike again, unintelligibly squawking at the sky. We had an indoor BBQ and all the fashionable guests enjoyed sucking on the smog through straws made of human skin. LIFECAST.INFO»