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Friday, March 31, 2017

There are two championship games of a couple random-ass post-season secondary NCAAB bracket situations tonight. The CBI title is up for grabs as COASTAL CAROLINA takes on WYOMING U in Wyoming. And in the CIT finale, ST. PETER'S (of Jersey City, NJ) travel to TEXAS A&M: CORPUS. Get ready, and check out the @sportzblast feed for picks.

Thursday, March 30, 2017

One of my biggest personality 'flaws' (if you will) is my gross inability to reasonably determine how long it's gonna take for me to 'do things'; these things could be literally anything, mind you. This is hell in terms of how my to-do lists fair.

f a k e _ s n o o ze

it's all we can really hope for … … …

Tuesday, March 28, 2017

My running route from yesterday.

Monday, March 27, 2017

"if there's nothing worth filming, then the movie will be short"

LET US HOP (πŸ‡) & PRAY (πŸ”―) THAT THE MOVIES BE–ITH LONG THO

Sunday, March 26, 2017

YESWOLF


potential new release from DJ PRESIDENT TRUMP: YESWOLF; or Yeowulf, the hero who pees

Friday, March 24, 2017

one of the coolest things about me is that i can eat without ever feeling full. actually this isn't that cool haha. it kind of sucks tbh. i wish i didn't have to eat food at all, or if i did, i wish pizza grew like grass and no cows were involved and also it was zero calories.


Thursday, March 23, 2017



WOW. Crazy, but these two new albums I'm working on actually have nothing to do with one another. Weird, right? LOL.

F O N D L E. A R C T I C. G O O

Tuesday, March 21, 2017

PARTY POWER IS REAL. I GUARANTEE IT.

You down with YYD? Then bet this parlay with me!

I•C•Y•M•I



"The Ballad of Ying-Ying Duan" is going to be the hit of the century. Friendship is love.

HAVE YOU CLICKED ON THE CONTENT YET TODAY??

click ⇬ click ⇬ click ⇬ click ⇬ click

Monday, March 20, 2017


i'm too cool to be living in a computer sim
y'all might be
but not me
the end

Sunday, March 19, 2017

I think the UNC-Arkansas under and R.I. were the only things to hit here :/ Oh man, what a shit run re gambling for me this March Madness. (Actually, I think every M.M. I get super-psyched to make bets, and I always get burnt.)


"The Self Checkout Lane"

a ballad about how everyday is its own masterpiece

Friday, March 17, 2017

Another one

Yes I was one dem sad suckers that had Michigan -2.5. What a garbage cover by OK State. UGH. Here we go again.

I wanna call this one The Ohio Special™ even though Creighton is in Nebraska. Sound good?

Wednesday, March 15, 2017

NEW ALBUM MIXTAPE »

Very pleased to announce Jazz for Millennials from DJ President Trump exclusively on Myspace. 19 songs in a little under an hour. This release + all other future DJ President Trump releases will only be streaming on MySpace until the end of Donald Trump's presidency. This is not protest music. This is sad sandwich music. HEY?? The MySpace upload got lost to the Seas of Shit(myspace)-go forth to bandcamp

all about saying the same thing over and over

March 15, 2017 at 07:26AM

I like computers and also the web.

Monday, March 13, 2017

"Save me some salami," she said, just as the plane was about to take off and crash into a mountain.

pizzapuppies.bandcamp.com
a great place to visit online if i do say so myself and i am saying that

Oh,... 🎧

Oh comma, ellipsis, she said … total eclipse of the solipsism, a soloist embarking on a tangled tango with webbed feet; mouth sucking on chemicals eschewing the grammar police: neat. Every symbol is the tech of a new dime. And this is just a poem with phones dialing out of control, superglued to your ear drums beating loudly, out of time.

Saturday, March 11, 2017

^ Here is a little black flag that is green now I guess

Friday, March 10, 2017


DRAMATIC INTERPRETATION OF RADICALS SQUIRMING

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I wore a hat to the thing.
Everything in the world is a turtle.

But for justice

Just Butt Ice 4

OneDollarYogaMats.com

It's Day 69: The 69th Day of the Year

Oh wow what a time to be alive. I got good ideas and almost none of them are political. I can't help a single cat get out of tree. If you think about life as each day is the dumbest day in the history of days then you'll finally be able to taste the beauty. Constantly improving, self against self, you'll see your reflection as one of the rich persons dancing unaffected but charitable in a realm of undefined, undefeated consciousness. A whimper cut from a howl burning in the sleepless night is the only rallying cry you'll need, fam. Till then, just remain secure in each and every decision, and continue to use the tools to broadcast these choices in however, whatever shapeless form your tech gear and networking data plans allow. A shoe can eschew a sock but it must live with the stench this decision creates. "Content before art like the horse, the cart, even the buggy and all, every tiny bug," I say to my right leg. I'm a big bug. S/O all my other insects alive on planet earth right now. S/O to every big bug writing a YouTube comment right now. Y'all the true poets of these modern times. I can and will do better because I don't know different from this ghost, this restlessness. I'm eating sherbet on a plastic island. Making every right decision because there's no such things as shame, editing, humor and bodies here in 2005. Stay tuned, America. I long to kiss you with international contentment flung deep into your greatest, uncharted valleys and holes. I long to stuff your pale holes and zones with so much ad revenue that that which generated the sum will explode in a patchy, static broadcast too shaky to make out. The indeciphered, sitting pretty, crowned eternal eyeballs champion at 162-0, will make vivacious screams deep until night explains morning with just a blink. I shudder; to think?

Thursday, March 9, 2017

My dog's DNA results


Years ago, the owner of my dog's sister's got a DNA test and shared the results. So while these are not truly 'his DNA results' they are 'close enough'. This is what I wrote on January 24th, 2012:
This is 100% real. I'm not sure how much this cost (or how accurate it is) but they bought it to shut up their know-it-all vet who insisted that Dezi (my dog's sister) was a black lab. It's interesting. We know exactly who their parents are--which is itself an odd 'luxury' most dog owners can never have--and we knew that Pops was a purebred golden. But we had no clue what exactly the mother's makeup was, though several people (not me) had insisted she had a good amount of boxer blood. They were right.


Wednesday, March 8, 2017

I downloaded this mobile podcasting / live radio app thing which I'll probably never use again

Follow me on Anchor which is like the Periscope of Facebook Live for the blind.////update>>> look@meNow(2020)
I think whoever did this meant it to be a joke, like "BILL my foot" as in send the bill for this vandalism to my foot haha see my footprints? But a part of me hopes that this person refers to his feet or one of his feet by the name "Bill." I think and I hope and I dream, folks.

Thinking about developing an animated series called Shrimp Angels about shrimps who die and go to heaven. It's an original idea and certainly a winning one. My goal is to be netting a million dollars an episode before I've even drawn my first S.A. Ambitious?

Tuesday, March 7, 2017

I miss watching Jersey Shore and other MTV reality shows sometimes

BIG, BLACK




Happy Day 66, folks.

I like movies

hell yes i'm a fucking man


What gives google u know i fam lol lol lol 


I am 23

Today was my 23rd birthday. No, haha. Yesterday. I turned into an ape. I dreamt of eating a thousand peanut butter cups but just ate a container of vegan cream cheese instead. I hurt all of my heads. My head was an ape head and it had a mouth the head used to talk deeply about professional sports arenas and stadiums. I like the idea of places more than the reality that people inhabit them. Give me ghost towns or give me a new head.

Monday, March 6, 2017