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Monday, February 25, 2019

Here is a song i just wrote about how i am worrying about how, no matter what i do, all of the goldfish i get for my daughter will die sooner rather than later


The cashier at Pet Smart
told me she loved vanilla frappuccinos®
but that the Subway was closer
and she'd probably just go there
I told her, I agreed "those are good" I said
and that she should walk a little further
that they didn't employee pedophile spokesmen at Starbucks
but I just thought that last part

I worried about the future fish
That this was all for naught
That the future fish would also die
No matter what I bought

I went to the Dollar Tree
to buy a windup timer for my daughter
so she could measure the minutes
of her television consumption
but they didn't have that there
maybe they no longer exist
the guy in line in front of me
was a total dick