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I read poems to all the fishes in jail as my daughter licked the glass. She then proceeded to lick the rest of the city of Camden. I bought a 12 combs at the dollar store for, you guessed it, one dollar. Then I watched the only tv show my eyes are allowed to watch. I drank a seltzer as my phone tried to kill me again. LIFECAST.INFO»

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January 02, 2017 at 03:39PM

I plan on doing so much content in 2017! Hold on to your butts (Sam Jackson, Jurassic Park)

Ep. 208. Crushing it in 2017, already.

🎥 LIFECAST.INFO: 01|01|17 🎥

I did stairs and ate popcorn and made blood in my body. I freed a monkey from the witness protection program. I stopped eating animals and drinking alcohol. I met Bart Simpson and finished a weird tv show. I'm already behind. LIFECAST.INFO»