๐’ฒ๐‘’๐“๐’ธ๐‘œ๐“‚๐‘’ ๐“‰๐‘œ ๐“‚๐“Ž ๐“Œ๐‘’๐’ท๐“ˆ๐’พ๐“‰๐‘’! ๐’ฒ๐‘œ๐“Œ ๐“๐‘œ๐‘œ๐“€ ๐’ถ๐“‰ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’พ๐“ˆ ๐“‰๐‘’๐“๐“‰ ๐’ถ๐“๐“ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐“Œ๐’ถ๐“Ž ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐“‰๐‘œ๐“… ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐“…๐’ถ๐‘”๐‘’, ๐“Œ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰'๐“ˆ ๐’พ๐“‰ ๐’น๐‘œ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“‡๐‘’? ๐ผ ๐’ท๐‘’๐“‰ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰'๐“ˆ ๐“Œ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š'๐“‡๐‘’ ๐“Œ๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐’น๐‘’๐“‡๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘”. ๐ผ๐’ป ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š'๐“‡๐‘’ ๐“ƒ๐‘œ๐“‰ ๐“Œ๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐’น๐‘’๐“‡๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“ƒ ๐“‚๐’ถ๐“Ž๐’ท๐‘’ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š'๐“‡๐‘’ ๐“Œ๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐’น๐‘’๐“‡๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐“Œ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š ๐’ถ๐“‡๐‘’ ๐‘”๐‘œ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐“‰๐‘œ ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐’ป๐‘œ๐“‡ ๐“๐“Š๐“ƒ๐’ธ๐’ฝ; ๐ผ ๐‘œ๐’ป๐“‰๐‘’๐“ƒ ๐“Œ๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐’น๐‘’๐“‡ ๐’ถ๐’ท๐‘œ๐“Š๐“‰ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰. ๐’œ๐“ƒ๐“Ž๐’ฝ๐‘œ๐“Œ, ๐’พ๐’ป ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š'๐“‡๐‘’ ๐“ˆ๐“‰๐’พ๐“๐“ ๐“‡๐‘’๐’ถ๐’น๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’พ๐“ˆ ๐“‰๐‘’๐“๐“‰ ๐“ˆ๐’ธ๐“‡๐‘œ๐“๐“, ๐“๐‘’๐“‰ ๐“‚๐‘’ ๐’ฟ๐“Š๐“ˆ๐“‰ ๐“ˆ๐’ถ๐“Ž ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰ ๐’พ๐“‰'๐“ˆ ๐’ถ ๐“…๐“๐‘’๐’ถ๐“ˆ๐“Š๐“‡๐‘’ ๐“‰๐‘œ ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š ๐’ธ๐‘œ๐“‚๐‘’ ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“‹๐’พ๐“ˆ๐’พ๐“‰ ๐“‚๐“Ž ๐“Œ๐‘’๐’ท๐“…๐’ถ๐‘”๐‘’ ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐ผ ๐“‡๐‘’๐’ถ๐“๐“๐“Ž ๐’ฝ๐‘œ๐“…๐‘’ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š ๐’ป๐‘œ๐“๐“๐‘œ๐“Œ ๐’ถ๐“๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“‚๐’ถ๐“Ž๐’ท๐‘’ ๐‘’๐“‹๐‘’๐“ƒ ๐’ท๐‘œ๐‘œ๐“€๐“‚๐’ถ๐“‡๐“€ ๐’พ๐“‰ ๐“ˆ๐‘œ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š ๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“ƒ ๐“‹๐’พ๐“ˆ๐’พ๐“‰ ๐’พ๐“‰ ๐“Œ๐’พ๐“‰๐’ฝ ๐‘’๐’ถ๐“ˆ๐‘’ ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐“ˆ๐’พ๐’น๐‘’ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š๐“‡ ๐“Œ๐‘’๐’ท ๐’ท๐“‡๐‘œ๐“Œ๐“ˆ๐‘’๐“‡ ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐’ธ๐’ฝ๐‘œ๐’พ๐’ธ๐‘’. ๐ผ ๐’ถ๐“‚ ๐’ถ๐“๐“ˆ๐‘œ ๐’ป๐’ถ๐’พ๐“‡๐“๐“Ž ๐’ถ๐’ธ๐“‰๐’พ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐’ถ ๐’ฝ๐‘œ๐“ˆ๐“‰ ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐“ˆ๐‘œ๐’ธ๐’พ๐’ถ๐“ ๐“‚๐‘’๐’น๐’พ๐’ถ ๐“…๐“๐’ถ๐“‰๐’ป๐‘œ๐“‡๐“‚๐“ˆ ๐“ˆ๐‘œ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š ๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“ƒ ๐’ป๐’พ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“‚๐‘’ ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘œ๐“ˆ๐‘’, ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“๐’พ๐“€๐‘’, ๐’ป๐‘œ๐“๐“๐‘œ๐“Œ, ๐“ˆ๐“Š๐’ท๐“ˆ๐’ธ๐“‡๐’พ๐’ท๐‘’ ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐‘”๐‘’๐“ƒ๐‘’๐“‡๐’ถ๐“๐“๐“Ž ๐’ฟ๐“Š๐“ˆ๐“‰ ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐’ถ ๐“๐‘œ๐“‰ ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐’ป๐“Š๐“ƒ ๐“‡๐‘’๐’ถ๐’น๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น, ๐’พ๐’ป ๐’พ๐“‰ ๐“ˆ๐“‰๐“‡๐’พ๐“€๐‘’๐“ˆ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š๐“‡ ๐’ป๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’ธ๐“Ž, *๐“ˆ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‡๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘”* (๐“Œ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐“€-๐“Œ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐“€) ๐“‚๐“Ž ๐“…๐‘œ๐“ˆ๐“‰๐“ˆ. ๐’ช๐’ฝ, ๐’ถ๐“๐“ˆ๐‘œ, ๐ผ ๐’ป๐‘œ๐“‡๐‘”๐‘œ๐“‰ ๐“‰๐‘œ ๐“‚๐‘’๐“ƒ๐“‰๐’พ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰ ๐“‚๐“Ž ๐“ƒ๐’ถ๐“‚๐‘’'๐“ˆ ๐’ฅ๐‘’๐’ป๐’ป ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐ผ ๐“๐’พ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐’พ๐“ƒ ๐’ซ๐’ฝ๐’พ๐“๐’ถ๐’น๐‘’๐“๐“…๐’ฝ๐’พ๐’ถ ๐“ƒ๐‘œ๐“Œ. ๐‘€๐’ถ๐“Ž๐’ท๐‘’ ๐ผ'๐“๐“ ๐“๐’พ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐’พ๐“ƒ ๐’ถ ๐’น๐’พ๐’ป๐’ป๐‘’๐“‡๐‘’๐“ƒ๐“‰ ๐“…๐’ถ๐“‡๐“‰ ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐“Œ๐‘œ๐“‡๐“๐’น ๐’พ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’ป๐“Š๐“‰๐“Š๐“‡๐‘’, ๐’ท๐“Š๐“‰ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰'๐“ˆ ๐“Œ๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“‡๐‘’ ๐ผ ๐“๐’พ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐’ป๐‘œ๐“‡ ๐“ƒ๐‘œ๐“Œ. ๐’ช๐’ฆ, ๐ผ ๐’ป๐‘’๐‘’๐“ ๐“๐’พ๐“€๐‘’ ๐ผ'๐“‹๐‘’ ๐“‰๐’ถ๐“€๐‘’๐“ƒ ๐“Š๐“… ๐‘’๐“ƒ๐‘œ๐“Š๐‘”๐’ฝ ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š ๐“‰๐’พ๐“‚๐‘’ ๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“‡๐‘’ ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐“‚๐’ถ๐“‡๐“†๐“Š๐‘’๐‘’๐‘’... ๐’ฎ๐‘œ ๐‘”๐‘’๐“‰ ๐“‰๐‘œ ๐’ธ๐“๐’พ๐’ธ๐“€๐’พ๐“ƒ' ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“ˆ๐’ธ๐“‡๐‘œ๐“๐“๐’พ๐“ƒ'! ๐’ž๐“๐’พ๐’ธ๐“€๐’พ๐“ƒ'... ๐’ฎ๐’ธ๐“‡๐‘œ๐“๐“๐’พ๐“ƒ'...๐’ถ๐’ฝ, ๐’ฟ๐“Š๐“ˆ๐“‰ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’ท๐‘’๐“ˆ๐“‰ ๐“ˆ๐“‰๐“Š๐’ป๐’ป ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐‘’๐’ถ๐“‡๐“‰๐’ฝ ๐’พ๐“‚๐‘œ. ๐’œ ๐‘”๐‘œ๐‘œ๐’น ๐“…๐“๐’ถ๐’ธ๐‘’ ๐“‰๐‘œ ๐“ˆ๐“‰๐’ถ๐“‡๐“‰ ๐“‚๐’พ๐‘”๐’ฝ๐“‰ ๐’ท๐‘’ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’น๐“‡๐‘œ๐“…-๐’น๐‘œ๐“Œ๐“ƒ ๐“‚๐‘’๐“ƒ๐“Š ๐’น๐’พ๐“‡๐‘’๐’ธ๐“‰๐“๐“Ž ๐’ท๐‘’๐“๐‘œ๐“Œ, ๐“Œ๐’ฝ๐’พ๐’ธ๐’ฝ ๐’พ๐“ˆ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐“‚๐‘œ๐“ˆ๐“‰ ๐’ธ๐‘œ๐“‚๐“…๐“‡๐‘’๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“ƒ๐“ˆ๐’พ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐“๐’พ๐“ˆ๐“‰ ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐’ถ๐“๐“ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’น๐“Š๐“‚๐’ท ๐“…๐“‡๐‘œ๐’ฟ๐‘’๐’ธ๐“‰๐“ˆ ๐ผ'๐“‹๐‘’ ๐“‚๐’ถ๐’น๐‘’ ๐’พ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’ถ๐“‡๐“‰๐“ˆ. ๐ป๐’ถ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐’ถ ๐‘”๐‘œ๐‘œ๐’น ๐’น๐’ถ๐“Ž. ๐’ข๐‘œ๐’ท ๐’ท๐“๐‘’๐“ˆ๐“ˆ. ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿคข
   K E Y:  ✄= art ✎= lit ♪= music ✪= video;  = highly recommended content

Vikings away vs Vikings home: gonna be two totally different beasts it appears. Handicappers will need to adjust. Oh well. Losing $ tonight unless Cutler gets Cutler up in here (Soldier Field).

ROME ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น

When in rome u better eat a Chrome Pony. I heard abt this new macbook, does its track pad track like that? (mine, above^) i m minding mi own biz [[streaming illegal_NBA]] when all of a sudden my 'puter decides to turn on me; little did I know 1wk later the battery would expand and send one of the microscrews flying, cracking the'pad in the'process (s/o embiiiiid). well thaz where we is now wounded and waiting wonderful and i wont be buying any mo ๐ŸŽ products for dam sur. na-uh. lemme get to my books; they need me. i kant thinkk abt this N.E. longa. (sorry dont' meen to sound salty rn just a tad tired + P.O'd that i accidentally deleted a #podcast i recorded abt charlize theron's personallife.)


#HillbillyforPrison is the hashtag folks. So they want to throw Hillbilly Kingpin in the smacker? I'd like to see them try. Our future Lady President is stronger than a horde of wolverines (and better looking). Even if you did manage to put her in prison she would get out and be an even better leader of this great nation. You can't put a person in jail because of a hashtag but a bad hashtag can land you behind bars if you're not careful. My advice: put down the # and pick up a barbell, ya knucklehead. Let Lady H take us to the next level. Get to the polls early and often!
Official logo of the outfit Turmericrรผ, whose debut micro-EP, Olaf and the Babysitter [SS76] is out now!

PETITION:

Scarves are an OK name but I think "THROAT COATS" is much more A) accurate, and B) fun to say. Please sign my petition in favor of renaming scarves to "THROAT COATS" by leaving a comment, thanks:

๐ŸŽƒ PUMPKIN SPICE APATHY๐ŸŽƒ


I give the movie 5.912 out of 10.000!


… bout to be in-side the City of Beans, talkin BOSSTOWN, Boston USA. Mass to be exactss …

I talk about last night's thrilling NFL game. Also: NBA Roundup (Wiz blow it), last change for Cleveland, and my Play o' The Day: Navy +6.

It's SPORTZBLAST EPISODE 23! - click "more" now !

I love the Covers.com bet graphs. If you bet the Wiz ATS, you were feeling pretty solid in the 3rd when it hit green there. That's sports.

๐Ÿ“ I finally figured out how fantasy basketball rotisserie scoring works! ๐Ÿ€

๐ŸŽƒFeel like this is an appropriate graveyard decoration year round tbh

These guys were definitely NOT doing anything wrong. I repeat, imo, these fellas were just totally not doing anything wrong at all.

I hate when sports apps don't include "minutes" for basketball. There are a few others missing as well but this is the most egregious.

SPECIAL GO ๐Ÿ’š (๐Ÿถ VID) #GOGREENDOGVID

Piano NFL Picks: Week 8


I give this film a 6.606 out of 10.000!

EPISODE 150 FROM THE JEFFKKAST PODCAST FEED THANK YOU SO MUCH ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽ€
I talk about Embiid's debut and weird irony behind the "Trust the Process" movement. Also: NBA roundup (overs clean up), how this is the Cubs series now, a very brief TNF Preview for the atrocious game tonight, and my Play o' The Day: NHL MY Parlay (Philadelphia Flyers -175 + Pittsburgh Penguins -180).

It's SPORTZBLAST EPISODE 22! - click "more" now !

» 10.27.16
…was 2 days ago.

The Harambe hockey jerseys looking ๐Ÿ”ฅ Click the image for more info on this magic moment in time.

STOP THE DAMN FIGHT

I'm a Sixers fan now FYI.

The hard drive contained more than 51,000 images and videos of individuals filmed surreptitiously
Jesus, this creepy dude was prolific. He's only 19; how did he create so much content in so little time? There's a (really gross) lesson in here somewhere.
I came down from Content Mountain to heed a warning: a coldness nigh, retreat. We shall reset all the clocks in the house and today be done. For what we do in the morning shall ring with a digital glee seven centuries into the future.
@BauerOutage is a top-notch handle. Feeling pretty gucc about my Indians +137 ML play.


Nice.

Scenes from my run

2016 OCTOBER 25 | ~4:30-5:00PM

That there's a "K" next to his name is a pretty fitting and telling final burn. Good riddance.


Really agree with this assessment.
I talk about all the hot sports action descending Cleveland this evening on their biggest night in history. Also: Opening night NBA picks, best value for the World Series exact outcome (Indians in 5, +950), over/under & ATS NBA Picks, and my Play o' The Day: Indians +105. It's SPORTZBLAST EPISODE 21!


First ever episode of The Music Podcast! The theme is "Beginnings." Featuring the original songs:

• "I'll Never Turn Back (Slower Version)"
• "2003 Chevrolet Venture (Death Awaits)"
• "Meat"
• "Donnie Walsh"
• "I'll Never Turn Back"

Knicks one of only 3 NBA teams to use their name as their custom Twitter emoji-generating hashtag


Kind of an upset? I definitely thought the Knicks hashtag would have been something dumb like #KnickLife. Shoutout to the #Knicks, #Celtics and #Pelicans (interesting) for keeping it simple.

FUTURE BETS

Here are some future plays I just made: 

I think there's some great value in Indians in 5 (+950). They've been awesome at home and––if they can get up 2-0––I can definitely see that happening. Also, there would be something fitting about Chicago losing their first World Series in 70 years at home. I also made two NBA Future bets on total wins, both over: Knicks Over 40 (EVEN) and Sixers Over 23.5 (-105). Good value on those numbers. I think there are several teams in the East with O/U numbers that are too high, so instead of rooting for unders with teams I don't really give a hoot about, I thought I'd take my chances with some (hopefully) fun teams I'll actually be watching. Best case scenario: I think the Knicks can sniff 50 and Sixers high 20s.
The two typos / article ommisions in the above fantasy football trash talk I just posted are driving me nuts. You can't go back and edit either WTF. (That's a picture of The Commish btw, which I am*.)

*I'm "The Commish" as in I am the commissioner of the league (if that wasn't clear)
YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO

How do I get in touch with amybunny123 about relinquishes this URL?

CLEVELAND: SPORTS MECCA

I'm sure they can and will handle it, but having a HUGE baseball game (first World Series contest between the Cubs and Indians) and a HUGE basketball game (opening night tipoff after the city's first championship in forever: Knicks at Cavs) must present a logistical nightmare for Cleveland, right? The stadium and arena are literally right next to each other. Anyway, this is just a thing I thought of tonight, a HUGE sports night. Of course, I'll be at Union Transfer watching this rock band (naturally). More sports and bets content to follow on this blog, including my official picks on both games, so stay tuned. Namaste.

Idea for a blog: "๐Ÿ•'s I See in the World." This blog would consist entirely of photographs taken 'on the sly' of every dog I see being walked, in a park, loose on the street (god forbid) or elsewhere.


PM DriveTime™ HodgePOD©...

Reminder, in case you missed it, my play o' the day is Denver -4.5. First half line.

BIRDS_RULE

I'm a big fan of crows (the bird). Big crow guy.

2 RANDOM THOUGHTZ

• The Walking Dead is back and so is my constant "is this the season I stop watching?" mantra (I will never stop watching)
• The NBA is also back (tomorrow) and I cannot decide if I should get the Knicks league pass ($120 seems like $20-60 too much $)
Just followed my entire fantasy basketball team on Twitter ๐Ÿ’ฏ
THIS IS MY FANTASY BASKETBALL TEAM! LOL I PLAY FANTASY BASKETBALL NOW? SURE WHY NOT. PLEASE NOTE: THIS WAS ON AUTO-DRAFT UNTIL MY BEAUTIFUL REACH PICK OF JOEL EMBID. BUT, THAT SAID, I AM SUPER PLEASED WITH MY FIRST 2 PICKS OF PAUL GEORGE AND BOOGIE COUSINS.
Uh… Hey, Jets? Maybe start giving Matt Forte the workhorse bulk he deserves and you need?!?
Without doing any scientific math, I can safely say that the New York Football Jets performance as team is directly related to how many fantasy points my boi Mr. Matt Forte nets. So get your shit together NYJ!

Parking lot bag salad lunch.
Thinking about doing a free fantasy basketball league this year. I was in a random one a few years ago and it was kinda fun. Also, sports-related note: my fairly large bet on the Seahawks-Cardinals game (I bet the Seattle ML +105) was no-action'd because of the tie, which was a pleasant surprise.
NOW THAT MY VAYKAYE IS OVAH YALLZ CAN EXPECT SOME MORE OF THAT PATENTED JEFF CONTENT YOUVE COME 2 KNOW & LOVE

FOR EXAMPLE: I PLAN TO BUY DRAINO AT NOON TODAY SO I WILL LIVEBLOG / VIDEO THIS LIFE EXPERIENCE 

STAY TUNED

SMASHVILLE GETS AN A


Bolton's Hot ๐Ÿ“ & ๐ŸŸ


Outside City Hall in Nashville. Just musing.

OH HELL YEA

Shoutouts to my uber driver's pink lights.

At a sports bar called Fuse inside this resort. Love a mega sports bar like this. Although I'm sure food is trash.

AS MENTIONED ON TWITTER DOT COM: That's too much Taffer (3).

I'm I broadcasting live from the Dave and Busters parking lot in Nashville.

Should I go to the pool ? I'm already drinking the tap water! ๐Ÿ’ฆ

Little taste.

Something one sees when they're at a gigantic fancy resort in Nashville, Tennessee. #GoIslanders

I'm in Nashville

#7! Nice!!

Every television at the Airport Chickie Pete's has the Fox Skip Bayless show on. Must be a deal or something? How times have changed. RIP ESPN.

Traveling is stressful. It's like two trains, a plane, and a car for me to get to Nashville from Philadelphia and I have to make sure my body is in the right place each time and I have to make sure my brain does all the right things and acquires the correct passes to give to people to let me travel on these modes of transportation. For example, I needed to get a metal token at a stand for the first train, a tiny little ticket from a window for the second one (which I'm on now) and then I'll have to go to a kiosk at the airport to get that pass. Don't even get me started on the rest of the airport experience! The last part of the journey—a taxi to my hotel—is arguably the least stressful part because I just have to find a cab and tell the person where I want to go. We've complicated things, us humans. Don't ask me why or how but that's what we did. Best bet is to just roll with it. Enjoy the ride.