• 𝒲𝑒𝓁𝒸𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝓂𝓎 𝓌𝑒𝒷𝓈𝒾𝓉𝑒! 𝒲𝑜𝓌 𝓁𝑜𝑜𝓀 𝒶𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓉𝑒𝓍𝓉 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓌𝒶𝓎 𝑜𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓉𝑜𝓅 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓅𝒶𝑔𝑒, 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉'𝓈 𝒾𝓉 𝒹𝑜𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒? 𝐼 𝒷𝑒𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉'𝓈 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓎𝑜𝓊'𝓇𝑒 𝓌𝑜𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔. 𝐼𝒻 𝓎𝑜𝓊'𝓇𝑒 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝓌𝑜𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓃 𝓂𝒶𝓎𝒷𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊'𝓇𝑒 𝓌𝑜𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝑔𝑜𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝑜 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓁𝓊𝓃𝒸𝒽; 𝐼 𝑜𝒻𝓉𝑒𝓃 𝓌𝑜𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓇 𝒶𝒷𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉. 𝒜𝓃𝓎𝒽𝑜𝓌, 𝒾𝒻 𝓎𝑜𝓊'𝓇𝑒 𝓈𝓉𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝒹𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓉𝑒𝓍𝓉 𝓈𝒸𝓇𝑜𝓁𝓁, 𝓁𝑒𝓉 𝓂𝑒 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝓈𝒶𝓎 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝒾𝓉'𝓈 𝒶 𝓅𝓁𝑒𝒶𝓈𝓊𝓇𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒸𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓋𝒾𝓈𝒾𝓉 𝓂𝓎 𝓌𝑒𝒷𝓅𝒶𝑔𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝐼 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎 𝒽𝑜𝓅𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒻𝑜𝓁𝓁𝑜𝓌 𝒶𝓁𝑜𝓃𝑔 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓂𝒶𝓎𝒷𝑒 𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓃 𝒷𝑜𝑜𝓀𝓂𝒶𝓇𝓀 𝒾𝓉 𝓈𝑜 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒸𝒶𝓃 𝓋𝒾𝓈𝒾𝓉 𝒾𝓉 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝑒𝒶𝓈𝑒 𝒾𝓃𝓈𝒾𝒹𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓌𝑒𝒷 𝒷𝓇𝑜𝓌𝓈𝑒𝓇 𝑜𝒻 𝒸𝒽𝑜𝒾𝒸𝑒. 𝐼 𝒶𝓂 𝒶𝓁𝓈𝑜 𝒻𝒶𝒾𝓇𝓁𝓎 𝒶𝒸𝓉𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝑜𝓃 𝒶 𝒽𝑜𝓈𝓉 𝑜𝒻 𝓈𝑜𝒸𝒾𝒶𝓁 𝓂𝑒𝒹𝒾𝒶 𝓅𝓁𝒶𝓉𝒻𝑜𝓇𝓂𝓈 𝓈𝑜 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒸𝒶𝓃 𝒻𝒾𝓃𝒹 𝓂𝑒 𝑜𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒, 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒, 𝒻𝑜𝓁𝓁𝑜𝓌, 𝓈𝓊𝒷𝓈𝒸𝓇𝒾𝒷𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝑔𝑒𝓃𝑒𝓇𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝒶 𝓁𝑜𝓉 𝑜𝒻 𝒻𝓊𝓃 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝒹𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒶𝓃𝒹, 𝒾𝒻 𝒾𝓉 𝓈𝓉𝓇𝒾𝓀𝑒𝓈 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝒻𝒶𝓃𝒸𝓎, *𝓈𝒽𝒶𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔* (𝓌𝒾𝓃𝓀-𝓌𝒾𝓃𝓀) 𝓂𝓎 𝓅𝑜𝓈𝓉𝓈. 𝒪𝒽, 𝒶𝓁𝓈𝑜, 𝐼 𝒻𝑜𝓇𝑔𝑜𝓉 𝓉𝑜 𝓂𝑒𝓃𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓂𝓎 𝓃𝒶𝓂𝑒'𝓈 𝒥𝑒𝒻𝒻 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝐼 𝓁𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝒾𝓃 𝒫𝒽𝒾𝓁𝒶𝒹𝑒𝓁𝓅𝒽𝒾𝒶 𝓃𝑜𝓌. 𝑀𝒶𝓎𝒷𝑒 𝐼'𝓁𝓁 𝓁𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝒾𝓃 𝒶 𝒹𝒾𝒻𝒻𝑒𝓇𝑒𝓃𝓉 𝓅𝒶𝓇𝓉 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓌𝑜𝓇𝓁𝒹 𝒾𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒻𝓊𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒, 𝒷𝓊𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉'𝓈 𝓌𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝐼 𝓁𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓃𝑜𝓌. 𝒪𝒦, 𝐼 𝒻𝑒𝑒𝓁 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝐼'𝓋𝑒 𝓉𝒶𝓀𝑒𝓃 𝓊𝓅 𝑒𝓃𝑜𝓊𝑔𝒽 𝑜𝒻 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓉𝒾𝓂𝑒 𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝑜𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓂𝒶𝓇𝓆𝓊𝑒𝑒𝑒... 𝒮𝑜 𝑔𝑒𝓉 𝓉𝑜 𝒸𝓁𝒾𝒸𝓀𝒾𝓃' 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓈𝒸𝓇𝑜𝓁𝓁𝒾𝓃'! 𝒞𝓁𝒾𝒸𝓀𝒾𝓃'... 𝒮𝒸𝓇𝑜𝓁𝓁𝒾𝓃'...𝒶𝒽, 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒷𝑒𝓈𝓉 𝓈𝓉𝓊𝒻𝒻 𝑜𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓉𝒽 𝒾𝓂𝑜. 𝒜 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝒹 𝓅𝓁𝒶𝒸𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓇𝓉 𝓂𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉 𝒷𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒹𝓇𝑜𝓅-𝒹𝑜𝓌𝓃 𝓂𝑒𝓃𝓊 𝒹𝒾𝓇𝑒𝒸𝓉𝓁𝓎 𝒷𝑒𝓁𝑜𝓌, 𝓌𝒽𝒾𝒸𝒽 𝒾𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓂𝑜𝓈𝓉 𝒸𝑜𝓂𝓅𝓇𝑒𝒽𝑒𝓃𝓈𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓉 𝑜𝒻 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒹𝓊𝓂𝒷 𝓅𝓇𝑜𝒿𝑒𝒸𝓉𝓈 𝐼'𝓋𝑒 𝓂𝒶𝒹𝑒 𝒾𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒶𝓇𝓉𝓈. 𝐻𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝒶 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝒹 𝒹𝒶𝓎. 𝒢𝑜𝒷 𝒷𝓁𝑒𝓈𝓈. 💨🤢
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Tuesday, January 31, 2017

Franklin the Dog

4 years ago today…

• kant fokus 2day :(
A work in progress... trust the process.

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January the 30th

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Ep. 221. I give this film a 6.575 out of 10.000!

Don't be on the wrong side of history this Sunday

Root for the Falcons.

at my best, I'm just a basketball brain

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I need some more specific #s on how much storage I left!!

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My foot has finally healed and I did another piss riff. The routines, comedic and otherwise, are getting stale; I should just admit I'm a computer and be done with it. The grocery store's new layout continued to confuse me because I am a sad computer. I tried to put myself earlier but the speaking humans kept me up. Or maybe it was because I drove by some car death and continued living like normal: videotaping myself in a car. LIFECAST.INFO»

The Cult of Christmas Lights in Princeton New Jersey

I lived in Princeton, NJ for a few years. There is a weird (unspoken?) tradition of folks leaving their xmas lights up way, way into the new year. Honestly, some people will leave their outside xmas lights on until Easter. I don't know if this 'tradition' has been noted anywhere; I attempted to google, however briefly, and came up empty. I don't hate it this, mind you. The mind goes to a happy place, even unconsciously, in the presence of xmas lights, even jogging in the cold, as I was last evening. I just want some confirmation that this is indeed 'a thing'––please help.

Monday, January 30, 2017

I'm going to run so fast into the night tonight; if I run by a cemetery, I may unearth some of your relatives' ghosts and it will not be any fault of my own but an energy I have unleashed deep inside my core, of which I have little control.

~ P R E A C H ~

MSM Children Unearthing the Complete Skeleton of a Sacred Dingo



Sibling of Movies
Unrepentant Dragoon
Sometimes I Enjoy Food, But Other Times the Act of Eating Repulses Me
Noble Music Novel
Middle Cyst
You Could Be a White Child Too
On the Llam(a)
Ep. 220. Aftermath of the crash.
Ep. 219. Metrics in business, and life and otherwise. (A long, and often rambling, morning drive-time edition of The Podcast™)

January 30, 2017 at 11:52AM

Just ate a grapefruit. It was good. Shoutout to the grapefruit machine that gave birth to the grapefruit I just ate. Great job.
Yo, this is that "DF" (Duplicative Forest) album art. FYI. S/O DF Electric and Everything Electric™, I love you.

I just have to say," 

I don't
great today

did i shower yesterday? no i did not. is that why? potentially.
INTERESTING NOTE (IS IT?): Hi. My last post utilized an image which I got off the internet and the name of the jpeg was/is "duplicative forest" and I like the look and sound of those two words, in that order, and I just wanted to do a post about it. Thanks for reading my blog. Gob Bless.

One day I will record an album called Duplicative Forest. No doubt. For sure.

I need to push my body to the limits of abstraction

Hi. If you're like me, you're constantly wondering what is the purpose of human existence. This is why I choose to run marathons and this is why I choose to become the world's most prolific songwriter and one of its most prolific art-makers (in general, ad nausem, semper fi, forever and forever amen). One can explore in these seemingly fruitless excursions into mental/physical exhaustion something akin to a drug, I guess. Pushing your body towards the edge of [death?] leads to an abstraction, an abstraction of self and possibly even the 'idea' of human beings. If we are able to level consciousness through narcotics and there is no other way to do this, then that doesn't say much about the nature of existence. So begins my new journey tonight: training for my second marathon on May 7th in Cincinnati, Ohio. I hope to run at least four more marathons after this (Boston, NYC, [another random, potentially west coast American city] & [international city]), and I'd like to get into mega-marathon running, if not on an organized level, then on a solely individual level. I'd love to run from Philadelphia to Raleigh, for example, to visit family one day.

My personal protest chant…

No Duh.
No Shit.
I Don't Think I'm Equipped. ^

Sunday, January 29, 2017

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I took a two-hour nap. It was the first nap I have taken in 2017. I hope I don't take anymore naps because I much prefer using my thumbs instead of not using my thumbs. LIFECAST.INFO»

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A lump of fake meat fell into my mouth. I noticed the word "DEMON" painted on the top of a building. I felt like it was me who had wrote it but the anthropologists said differently. Stress and no sleep have no place else to go now except for the village of physical pain. LIFECAST.INFO»

Saturday, January 28, 2017


I made, from a txt file found in a folder used to organize the Lifecast.info videos.

Using a new word counter app. I like to see my progress in real time. The only thing I care about is that word count. This is from a collection of ultra-flash fiction (each 'story' is ~50 words or less) called Six Six Six, because there will be 666 total stories when I'm done.

FUN FACT: The background of the Vine app is black now because it is in mourning.

Friday, January 27, 2017

January 27, 2017 at 11:22PM

Part of me thinks Marvin Zucker only invented this website to get rich.

I coulda done better today ✅

January the 27th

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A portion of this movie involves me eating a salad in slow-motion. It looked pretty good as I did the narration. A vegan woman did some banana stuff to bananas somewhere in the deep south. LIFECAST.INFO»

The newest song is 📓

I'm happy to share it with you. (More) formal edition coming soon.

January 27, 2017 at 04:18PM

I feel like my face is getting fatter but the rest of me is wasting away…
Ep. 218.

A sad day

My dog has retired from make sports picks. He was 1-1. See the videos of these picks here and here. Gob bless.


Thursday, January 26, 2017

January the 26th

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I thought about getting into politics as I sang a parody version of "God Bless America" next to a big river. I thought maybe there was some piss in the river and if there was maybe I could extract some and put it in a special jar and FedEx it to the new president as a special gift. LIFECAST.INFO»
Saw this dude kind of manhandling his dog a little while ago. I should've dognapped his dog probably. This is a good time to mention my blog: Dogs I See in the World (his dog is the most recent one).


Beauty is in this yak bone necklace

Just filmed another college basketball gambling video with my dog, Franklin. Really think this might be my big ticket, folks.

He picked Towson -2 vs College of Charleston
and Portland +5 @ Pepperdine (video forthcoming)

The second bet is only viable (for me) if the first one hits, because I unloaded all my money on Towson -2, so… LET'S GO TIGERS!!!
I googled the word "Scruples" and it turns out there is a strip club in Bucks County PA named Scruples lol. Here is their blogspot blog lol (free lunch of Fridays FTW, amirite?). The definition of a "skro͞op" (slang for scruple) is "a feeling of doubt or hesitation with regard to the morality or propriety of a course of action" so I guess that is an OK name for a strip club. IDK. Nothing matters. My dog is gambling on sports now.

Wednesday, January 25, 2017

Magnifique v magnificent

January the 25th

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Hear me out

The iPhone autofill emoji when you type "good" is, for me, 👌. This is like supposed to be the *magnifique* hand gesture I guess? Whatever. The point is I've adopted an unofficial policy of always adding the autofill emojis no matter what. But, for the record, in this case, the 👌emoji is not a gesture I would ever use in real life. I just felt compelled to clear the air on this topic. Thank you.

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I legally changed my name to Limpy and everything immediately changed for the better. I ate a cup of banana ring peppers with celery fingers. I basically married myself with the rings. I am married to banana rings now. When it was time to make the sauce, I made the sauce. As an official member of the FBI, it was my duty to make the sauce. LIFECAST.INFO»

January 25, 2017 at 05:53PM

Making tomato sauce 🍅

Let's go sporting lokeren

I'm starting to post the music videos for the Current Year (2017) of the EVERYDAYSONGZ.COM project. All of the songs (1000+) are finished, I just need to make the music videos, going forward, and retroactively. And so I'm doing that. Thank you, me.

New Greg Reinfeld thing

I'm a big fan of this guy's many albums and now he has this thing which is a book with pictures: Tale of the Ephant and Its Boss the GLG.

linear/oblong cacophony

I lost like $66 gambling on sports yesterday
(thanks to the celtics; boo)
Good thing there's soccer to bet on in ~2 hours
Here are my squads:
Atletico Madrid, Sporting Lokeren, Club Brugge
IDK what countries these are in
(well Madrid is in France)
LOL is this a poem?
excerpt from The Guy With Two Crossbows by Mark Baumer | NY Times coverage of Mark

Ep. 217. I still have the gout for some reason and it's not ideal.

Tuesday, January 24, 2017

January the 24th

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I started to write a book named Hermit Crab about a guy named Hermit Crab while I was working out on the gym treadmill. I set the treadmill to the steepest incline. It was like walking up a hill except I was surrounded by flatscreen TVs with president trump on them. Imagine a hill like that in real life: Sad! LIFECAST.INFO»

Jesus H

Word count and excerpt from book I started writing on the gym treadmill today.

The Sixers ML is now +170. Folks, I've cost myself upwards of $11 if they end up winning tonight. I'm a fool.


Imagine if I just did a blog post which was just an eagle emoji in the post title feed and the post content area was just a sentence about how this was the blog I was currently doing? Imagine that. Thanks 🙏

Yi Yi (YÄ« YÄ«; literally: "one one") is a Taiwanese/Japanese film written and directed by Edward Yang, about the emotional struggles of an engineer named NJ (played by Wu Nien-jen) and the lives of his middle-class Taiwanese family in Taipei seen through three generations.


And by "viral" I mean I have caught a disease; please click upon my wares, good sir or madam.

Listen, idk abt u, but I luv betting on international soccer (futbol or 🎾, if u will)! I am a power investor in the economy of the pitch & it is truly a draw (read: 🐻🐻🐻) market & I luv it so dang much!!

January the 23rd

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Mark Baumer, etc.

I could do a thousand posts about Mark Baumer and maybe I will. He created so much in his 33 years on this planet. Here is a smattering of things…

Thank you, Jessie. It truly means a lot. I hope your basketball shot went through the basketball ring for the winning score. Gob bless.

tfw u r scared someone might steal ur chair so u chain it 2 ur house but u r so proud of ur cigarette butt collection u put a lil 🇺🇸 flag in the cigarette butt pot

#AppGame: This is what my iPhone looks like📱

Happy to answer any questions you might have about my apps/apps usage/apps arrangement. I love apps.

I don't think I'll ever go see La La Land. I'm gonna make it my new Titanic which I made a pact to never see and have kept to this day.


Shoutout tomblrman for liking my posts on tumblr and also following my ass #muchlove❤

I also have plays on the Sixers ML, Celtics -2/-1, and Pitt (NCAAB) home vs. Louisville +7.5.
i am on that deep-dive 2010 is really 2017 content tip and it feels like evaporation it feels so good in the bones in my hand

Posting this should make up for any/all goodwill I have previously established.