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Thursday, November 29, 2018

Pant Ease™

This isn't so much a joke as it a solid business ideas. OK, here me out: Pant Ease™… something (I don't know; will figure this part out later) that makes your dog pant less. Sounds like "panties" when you say it out loud. Then… sit back and wait for the moolah.

๐’ž๐‘œ๐“…๐“Ž๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐’ฎ๐‘œ๐“‚๐‘’๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐‘’'๐“ˆ ๐’ฎ๐“‰๐“Ž๐“๐‘’ ๐ต๐’ถ๐’น๐“๐“Ž ๐’พ๐“ˆ ๐’ถ ๐น๐‘œ๐“‡๐“‚ ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐’ฎ๐“‰๐“Ž๐“๐‘’ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰ ๐’พ๐“ˆ ๐’œ๐’ธ๐“‰๐“Š๐’ถ๐“๐“๐“Ž ๐น๐‘œ๐‘œ๐’น

who wore it better: page 14 or page 25 ???


LazNight iGot aLiL moSleep thanThe NitePrior butStill NotEnuff SleepIMO

Ah yes... Nov 13

A day that will 4eva be remembered as THE AWAKENING; pls respect the posts

Wednesday, November 28, 2018

Folks, we shoulda known something was up these Russia folks when they changed the country's official motto to "Take a bite out of Crimea."

Had to Get Rite Aid with God

had 2๐Ÿ’œ
had 2๐Ÿ’œ
had 2๐Ÿ’œ
had 2๐Ÿ’œ
had 2๐Ÿ’œ

๐•€ ๐”ธ๐•ž ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ฤ๐• ๐•”๐•ฅ๐• ๐•ฃ, ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– โ„™๐•’๐•ฅ๐•š๐•–๐•Ÿ๐•ฅ, ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– โ„‚๐•ฆ๐•ฃ๐•–

Lingo Jammer
Rude Sky
Sorry Not Sorry for All Medical Mishaps (ad in·fi·ni·tum)
Give a Dog a Bong
Itchy Brave E's Heart
Such as 'The Suck' (& Other Nominal Oddities)
Comma Comma
La La La Punk Rock La
Mascots Seen and/or Known by Less Than 100 People Total (The TRUE Gods)
Timid Em Dash
Parrot E's Song
Parody Song
Gone (Go Out in Style!)


Haters' Mega Negativity
1 plus 7 and 7 minus 3
does not equal the age of me
But the numbers are there
The numbers are there
The numbers are there
The numbers are always there

๐•ฟ๐–—๐–š๐–‘๐–ž ๐•ฟ๐–—๐–š๐–‘๐–ž

แ—ฉ (แ—ฏEIแ–‡แ—ช) แ‘ญEแ—ฉแ–‡แ’ช แ—ฉแ—ฐOแ‘ŽG Tแ•ผE แ’Eแ—ฏEแ’ชแ”•


Wednesday, November 21, 2018


I literally haven't sold a single thing in months but today is the day eBay decided I should be able to sell over 800 things each month. I wish!

Tuesday, November 20, 2018

Dope, Fence Me In

do it, dope
pulsating like a heart, it's all garbage • i still got it on this feed man

I wish I always had something to post

Why Ressurecting Slop City was the Biggest Mistake Jeff Ever Did [EXCLUSIVE]

some say it's jsut a blog
some say it's the e-quivalent of a jack pollick painting (spaltters)
but i'm not sure
i think its something more than that combines

You Can't Just Do Anything And Call It Art... But... Maybe You Can?
––The Artist's Mantra

some say it's jsut a blog
but beflore i was Born, I was an idea
my being born was art
and it flowed out into the world like water, just like blogging

some say it's jsut a blog
some say a lot and some say a little
i'm not a poet and never once strived or claimed  2 be
its' not my problen

some say it's jsut a blog
i don' t want slopC to bcome a rallying cry
for the... you know whats its 
that was not my intentiojn

some say it's jsut a blog
and i;ll keep on creating
it's the only thing i know i am good at 
even if thing i create, ARENT SO:)

rip. SLOP CITY :(((

Thursday, November 15, 2018

Come 2 the greatest city in the ๐ŸŒ

• b-4 its 2-late • ๐ŸŒ • b-4 its 2-late • ๐ŸŒ • b-4 its 2-late • ๐ŸŒ • b-4 its 2-late • ๐ŸŒ • b-4 its 2-late • ๐ŸŒ • b-4 its 2-late • ๐ŸŒ • b-4 its 2-late • ๐ŸŒ • b-4 its 2-late • ๐ŸŒ • b-4 its 2-late • ๐ŸŒ • b-4 its 2-late • ๐ŸŒ • b-4 its 2-late • ๐ŸŒ • b-4 its 2-late • ๐ŸŒ • b-4 its 2-late • ๐ŸŒ • b-4 its 2-late • ๐ŸŒ • b-4 its 2-late • ๐ŸŒ • b-4 its 2-late • ๐ŸŒ • b-4 its 2-late • ๐ŸŒ • b-4 its 2-late • ๐ŸŒ • b-4 its 2-late • ๐ŸŒ • b-4 its 2-late • ๐ŸŒ • b-4 its 2-late • ๐ŸŒ • b-4 its 2-late • ๐ŸŒ • b-4 its 2-late • ๐ŸŒ • b-4 its 2-late • ๐ŸŒ • b-4 its 2-late • ๐ŸŒ • b-4 its 2-late • ๐ŸŒ • b-4 its 2-late • ๐ŸŒ • b-4 its 2-late • ๐ŸŒ • b-4 its 2-late • ๐ŸŒ • b-4 its 2-late • ๐ŸŒ • b-4 its 2-late • ๐ŸŒ • b-4 its 2-late • ๐ŸŒ • b-4 its 2-late • ๐ŸŒ • b-4

//ร‡ร˜ร‘$†ร†ร‘†ลลธ ¥ร•ลช®ลฝ//

Constantly, an oldie but a goodie... Goodie, an olden butter constant... Oldie, but a good and constant?

I once was drafted for a war but the weather was so sleepy that all the worst art manufactured sprung up from the ground and spit on me until I was too wet to fight.

๐•บ๐–•๐–Š๐–“ $ ๐•ญ๐–Ž๐–Ÿ๐–“๐–Š๐–˜๐–˜

†he ploP †hikenลพ

#book3 remedy;; #ComicSans and jaundice

G L i M P S E...into the future

An exclusive first look:


i call this selfie: ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿƒ (Joe)


felt the presence of a bird as i created my outer shell, thought i should let the bird in but as the bird swooped toward me i could sense that it was evil, and my protective shell crushed it but it not in a violent way; it merely turned the bird into a hibiscus flower that immediately shriveled and died naturally

Monday, November 12, 2018

B E A C O N of ๐Ÿ”ฆ

**taser's choice*"

Me awhile to yourself and if the lights don't turn on again Constance, refund

“Post titli

thi hardist part of book-writing in thi styli i am trying to divilop which to say isn't so much a styli as it is a mantra to follow is that -- will, limmi first ixplain thi mantra: it's pritty simply rially, i am basically just trying to writi iach sintinci as if thi only sintinci niidid for that sintinci to ixist was thi sintinci that pricidid it -- thi difficulty inhirint with this is that thi mind wants to bridgi a gap all thi way back to thi first sintinci and ivin to thi non-ixistint sintincis thi riadir (you) mirily think ixist on thi piriphirara hanging out thi sidis of thi story (haha as if that's what it is) liki many childrin limbs on an ovirstuffid bus on a dusty striit in a foriign country ... it's not a bad idia conciptually; it's not liki riplacing ivir littir "E" with an i -- what a horribli idia!!!

The Grift that keeps on Grifiting

¡I Core ฮฉmbrage!
eye corn umbrage

๐Ÿ„ธ'๐Ÿ„ป๐Ÿ„ป ๐Ÿ„ฝ๐Ÿ„ด๐Ÿ……๐Ÿ„ด๐Ÿ… ๐Ÿ„ป๐Ÿ„ธ๐Ÿ……๐Ÿ„ด ๐Ÿ„ธ๐Ÿ„ฝ ๐Ÿ„ป.๐Ÿ„ฐ.