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Monday, November 15, 2021

Lyrics to the song I wrote about / for Neil Breen's first movie Double Down. It's called "Double Down."

Wednesday, October 13, 2021

Tuesday, September 28, 2021

My theory that all culture started to devolve when Dollar tree started to replace all of the off-brand totally random 99 cent stores across America

Monday, September 27, 2021

This is the type of poster who likes <3 my shit on my "American Culture Blog" shrimp kardashian dot tumblr dot com. Together we are so strong we can never be defeated we are so cool (too cool to live, in fact)...

Friday, September 24, 2021

ᡗʰⁱ˒ ⁱ˒ ᡐᡉ

Thursday, July 15, 2021

Wednesday, July 14, 2021

β„‘'𝔳𝔒 𝔀𝔬𝔱𝔱𝔒𝔫 𝔰𝔩𝔦𝔀π”₯𝔱𝔩𝔢 π”Ÿπ”’π”₯𝔦𝔫𝔑 𝔬𝔫 π”΄π”’π”’π”¨π”©π”Άπ”Ÿπ”¬π”¬π”¨π”°.𝔫𝔒𝔱 π”žπ”«π”‘ 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔱π”₯π”žπ”± π”žπ”ͺ 𝔰𝔬 𝔰𝔬𝔯𝔯𝔢 π”Ÿπ”²π”± β„‘ π” π”žπ”« π”―π”’π”³π”’π”žπ”© 𝔱π”₯𝔒 𝔫𝔒𝔡𝔱 𝔣𝔬𝔲𝔯 π”Ÿπ”¬π”¬π”¨ 𝔱𝔦𝔱𝔩𝔒𝔰 𝔱𝔬 𝔢𝔬𝔲 𝔫𝔬𝔴, π”‘π”’π”žπ”― π”―π”’π”žπ”‘π”’π”―, π”žπ”«π”Άπ”¬π”«π”’ 𝔴π”₯𝔬 π” π”žπ”―π”’π”°, π”žπ”° β„‘ 𝔳𝔬𝔴 – β„‘ 𝔳𝔬𝔴! – 𝔱𝔬 𝔠𝔬π”ͺ𝔭𝔩𝔒𝔱𝔒 𝔱π”₯𝔒𝔰𝔒 π”Ÿπ”¬π”¬π”¨π”° 𝔭𝔬𝔰𝔱π”₯π”žπ”°π”±π”’, 𝔦𝔫 𝔫𝔬 𝔩𝔒𝔰𝔰 𝔱π”₯π”žπ”« π”ž 𝔣𝔬𝔯𝔱𝔫𝔦𝔀π”₯𝔱 π”žπ”«π”‘, 𝔭𝔒𝔯π”₯π”žπ”­π”°, π”£π”žπ”― 𝔰𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔒𝔯

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Monday, July 5, 2021


Tuesday, June 22, 2021

Tuesday, June 15, 2021

. . . Rip to this wonderous Website Element :•)
dont blink//3 new old EPs//up now ---> _____

Monday, June 14, 2021

This 4-year old Twitter exchage is so beautiful to me. "my boys will be sad the funky glow of the tunnel is gone" is poetry.

Friday, June 11, 2021

and those questions are "yes please, who the fuck is his stylist?" and "yummy yummy can I get me some of this?"

Monday, May 3, 2021

🐹 πŸŽ€ 𝒲𝑒𝓁𝓅 πŸŽ€ 🐹

I lost access to my Tumblr account (primary blog here: shrimpkardashian.tumblr.com) which I had been posting to for years about movies, music and TV and a bunch of other nonsense. I was closing in on the damn 10,000th post if you could believe it. To the best of my knowledge, they did a purge of anyone using a custom HTML theme design (guilty as charged) and they reset all their blogs to the standard bad-looking design, as well as––for some goddam reason––forcefully signed out all of those users from their accounts. Welp. This guy (me) never updated the 2FA phone # on file so now I can't get back in. I've been trying to no avail for a week to get someone on the support staff to turn off 2FA or change it to my new cell #. No luck. I'm thinking about just starting from scratch and keeping that URL as an archive, never to be touched again. Of course, the formatting looks like complete shit, just straight up ass butthole dogshit ass (take a look!) but part of life is learning about how to let things go.

This again makes me think about what a failure blogger is/has always been for not having a better mobile tool/app for simple posting shit. I like the extreme customization they offer and I built my entire archives here on this site, so I'm not moving. But honestly, it would be cool to just have a one-stop shop for all things "jeff posts" etc. What ya gonna do. I might just start using Twitter to do the things I was doing on Tumblr?

I reached out one final time to the customer support at Tumblr to try to get back in but. It's not looking good folks,,

UPDATE: I knew posting about this like a lil bitch would do the trick. I'm back baby! Thank you Chris

Tuesday, February 23, 2021


I cant really explain what this is,
it's a book,
it's an audiobook,
it's a podcast,
it's an _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _?

It's MYS Pace–check it out. The 1st three episodes are debuting today for breakfast, lunch and dinner and then it will begin a once-a-day posting schedule. Namaste.

Saturday, February 20, 2021

Thursday, February 18, 2021

Friday, February 5, 2021

Parting the Red ©

Is this content?

whyd uncle jedf shut down my content farm?

Wednesday, February 3, 2021

πŸ’¦πŸŽΆπŸ’¦πŸŽΆπŸ’¦πŸŽΆπŸ’¦πŸŽΆπŸ’¦πŸŽΆπŸ’¦ Vol. VI • The End of Water Music: Maserati Casserole

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