Headlines? Deadlines? Lifelines? Landlines? Smilelines? Timelines? Parallellines? Crookedlines? Linelines??? This a'Space is for a'Sale for a' the advertisements! is what I am a'Trying to Say! Inquire within, early and often... πŸ’¨πŸ€’
   K E Y:  ✄= art ✎= lit ♪= music ✪= video;  = highly recommended content

Friday, December 24, 2021

a Maine goal of mine is to stop looking at Twitter full stop 2022

It's anybody's best guess why of course πŸ₯΄

Wednesday, December 22, 2021

I feel so blessed to be jeff

Also my new thing is watching YouTube videos of people who buy live seafood at grocery stores and take them home and keep as pets 🌞

They call him GI Joe because he has gastrointestinal issues

I like my life I like being alive

 i searched for "tokyo godfathers" to add it to my letterboxd watch-list, but i accidentally wrote "tokyo grandfathers" instead, and look at what the damn search gave me vs. what i was actually looking for haha

3 ninjas kick back seems 2% racist and the other ones are just pure wtf i have no idea lol

a day isn't long —POEM—

a day isn't long, a day can be short

hours are just hours

minutes, minutes

a day isn't long

weeks are just a few days, seven

a year, many weeks

is fifty-two many?

i don't think so

a day isn't long

a day can be short

at the end of the day

the day is done

and it is a part of something bigger

but that something bigger

need not feel big

when you think about the day

when you think back upon the day

a day isn't long⌛️

(don't even get me started about seconds!)

MAYBE THE DEFAULT PEOPLE/FACE EMOJI SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN YELLOW... ?

AND I UNDERSTAND WHY THEY DID THE SKIN COLOUR GRADIENT THING FOR THEM

BUT I AM AGAINST USING THEM

I USE YELLOW, HANDS, FACES, ETC

MAYBE THE DEFAULT SHOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE PURPLE OR BLUE?

BUT THEN AGAIN THE SIMPSONS ARE YELLOW AND THAT ISN'T RACIST

I WILL CONTINUE TO JUST USE YELLOW.

I DON'T FEEL THE NEED TO PROJECT MY ACTUAL RACE/SKIN COLOUR WHEN I AM USING EMOJIS — IT FEELS DIGITAL AND "APART FROM" REALITY, SO YELLOW IS FINE πŸ’›

Monday, November 15, 2021

Lyrics to the song I wrote about / for Neil Breen's first movie Double Down. It's called "Double Down."


UPDATE: here are 2 more sets of LYRICS from songs from this same project...

Wednesday, October 13, 2021

Tuesday, September 28, 2021

My theory that all culture started to devolve when Dollar tree started to replace all of the off-brand totally random 99 cent stores across America

Monday, September 27, 2021

This is the type of poster who likes <3 my shit on my "American Culture Blog" shrimp kardashian dot tumblr dot com. Together we are so strong we can never be defeated we are so cool (too cool to live, in fact)...

Friday, September 24, 2021

ᡗʰⁱ˒ ⁱ˒ ᡐᡉ

Thursday, July 15, 2021

Wednesday, July 14, 2021

β„‘'𝔳𝔒 𝔀𝔬𝔱𝔱𝔒𝔫 𝔰𝔩𝔦𝔀π”₯𝔱𝔩𝔢 π”Ÿπ”’π”₯𝔦𝔫𝔑 𝔬𝔫 π”΄π”’π”’π”¨π”©π”Άπ”Ÿπ”¬π”¬π”¨π”°.𝔫𝔒𝔱 π”žπ”«π”‘ 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔱π”₯π”žπ”± π”žπ”ͺ 𝔰𝔬 𝔰𝔬𝔯𝔯𝔢 π”Ÿπ”²π”± β„‘ π” π”žπ”« π”―π”’π”³π”’π”žπ”© 𝔱π”₯𝔒 𝔫𝔒𝔡𝔱 𝔣𝔬𝔲𝔯 π”Ÿπ”¬π”¬π”¨ 𝔱𝔦𝔱𝔩𝔒𝔰 𝔱𝔬 𝔢𝔬𝔲 𝔫𝔬𝔴, π”‘π”’π”žπ”― π”―π”’π”žπ”‘π”’π”―, π”žπ”«π”Άπ”¬π”«π”’ 𝔴π”₯𝔬 π” π”žπ”―π”’π”°, π”žπ”° β„‘ 𝔳𝔬𝔴 – β„‘ 𝔳𝔬𝔴! – 𝔱𝔬 𝔠𝔬π”ͺ𝔭𝔩𝔒𝔱𝔒 𝔱π”₯𝔒𝔰𝔒 π”Ÿπ”¬π”¬π”¨π”° 𝔭𝔬𝔰𝔱π”₯π”žπ”°π”±π”’, 𝔦𝔫 𝔫𝔬 𝔩𝔒𝔰𝔰 𝔱π”₯π”žπ”« π”ž 𝔣𝔬𝔯𝔱𝔫𝔦𝔀π”₯𝔱 π”žπ”«π”‘, 𝔭𝔒𝔯π”₯π”žπ”­π”°, π”£π”žπ”― 𝔰𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔒𝔯


These titles are:

• EGO: THE NOVELIZATION
• #HELPSELFIE
• VSS (VERY SHORT STORIES)
• ANYTHING

Monday, July 5, 2021

Dada//Deth//Food//Arrt

Tuesday, June 22, 2021

Tuesday, June 15, 2021

. . . Rip to this wonderous Website Element :•)
dont blink//3 new old EPs//up now ---> _____

Monday, June 14, 2021

This 4-year old Twitter exchage is so beautiful to me. "my boys will be sad the funky glow of the tunnel is gone" is poetry.

Friday, June 11, 2021

and those questions are "yes please, who the fuck is his stylist?" and "yummy yummy can I get me some of this?"

Monday, May 3, 2021

🐹 πŸŽ€ 𝒲𝑒𝓁𝓅 πŸŽ€ 🐹

I lost access to my Tumblr account (primary blog here: shrimpkardashian.tumblr.com) which I had been posting to for years about movies, music and TV and a bunch of other nonsense. I was closing in on the damn 10,000th post if you could believe it. To the best of my knowledge, they did a purge of anyone using a custom HTML theme design (guilty as charged) and they reset all their blogs to the standard bad-looking design, as well as––for some goddam reason––forcefully signed out all of those users from their accounts. Welp. This guy (me) never updated the 2FA phone # on file so now I can't get back in. I've been trying to no avail for a week to get someone on the support staff to turn off 2FA or change it to my new cell #. No luck. I'm thinking about just starting from scratch and keeping that URL as an archive, never to be touched again. Of course, the formatting looks like complete shit, just straight up ass butthole dogshit ass (take a look!) but part of life is learning about how to let things go.

This again makes me think about what a failure blogger is/has always been for not having a better mobile tool/app for simple posting shit. I like the extreme customization they offer and I built my entire archives here on this site, so I'm not moving. But honestly, it would be cool to just have a one-stop shop for all things "jeff posts" etc. What ya gonna do. I might just start using Twitter to do the things I was doing on Tumblr?

I reached out one final time to the customer support at Tumblr to try to get back in but. It's not looking good folks,,

UPDATE: I knew posting about this like a lil bitch would do the trick. I'm back baby! Thank you Chris

Tuesday, February 23, 2021

Endtroducing...

I cant really explain what this is,
it's a book,
it's an audiobook,
it's a podcast,
it's an _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _?

It's MYS Pace–check it out. The 1st three episodes are debuting today for breakfast, lunch and dinner and then it will begin a once-a-day posting schedule. Namaste.

Saturday, February 20, 2021

Thursday, February 18, 2021

Friday, February 5, 2021

Parting the Red ©

Is this content?

whyd uncle jedf shut down my content farm?

Wednesday, February 3, 2021

πŸ’¦πŸŽΆπŸ’¦πŸŽΆπŸ’¦πŸŽΆπŸ’¦πŸŽΆπŸ’¦πŸŽΆπŸ’¦ Vol. VI • The End of Water Music: Maserati Casserole

© just like a Maserati sounds good in a modern casserole to go © how far is the time when it only goes by how fly is it time when it on © have you ever seen you the internet that you put in a new phone © basically it's only ages comment up up up up © this is creating the song desecrating eating too little sister © there's a bucket on a rope from a branch of the tree house and I don't know anything else © budgetary concerns aside I think it's high time by time we rise © as much as I am anything inside of you so you live in © beaver fever Bee Gees my favorite thing to eat © Beauty Boutique are okay purrr Southside of Ruby Tuesday © Beauty Boutique are okay purrr Southside of Ruby Tuesday © if you are Mitch's would you even own a microwave and would you keep all your kittens in a Plastics © sizable Fortune 2 words mildly translucent Sombra © the only thing I know © © it smells snuggles Revenge don't even pretend © jerk chicken © you have the power to incite Riot riot

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