The "Sharing" Economy

ORIGINALLY PUBLISHED 22 JULY 2014

"Welcome to the new age."
                      -Imagine the Dragons

Hear me out…

Could not PAY ME to listen to Francesa today.

(...You could probably pay me. Would do it for like $20 maybe $10...)

I HAVEN'T WATCHED A SINGLE EPISODE OF SNL SINCE BALDWIN STARTED DOING TRUMP. FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE I CAN REMEMBER TOTALLY ABANDONING THE SHOW. IT FELT WEIRD THAT THEY WERE CONSTANTLY HUMANIZING THIS GUY WHO ALREADY SEEMED SO COMICALLY DERANGED THAT HE WAS BEYOND PARODY? LIKE HOW WAS ALEC BALDWIN DOING THE TRUMP VOICE AT ALL FUNNY? THE SHOW HAS BASICALLY SUCKED FOR MOST OF THE LAST 5-10 YEARS. NOW I HOPE IT GETS CANCELED.

Sports don't sleep.

Necessary viewing.

AN APPRECIATION OF THE ANJOU 🍐 (HOT FIRE FRUIT OF THE GODS)

Yo. I'm feeling pretty shitty here in Philadelphia. It's raining. But guess what? Anjou pears fucking rule and I want to tell the world about them. That's all I got to say.

DREAMLOG:

6,666 people voted for Clinton in 'my ward'

Whoa. Nice. I take heed in this. That the majority of my neighbors aren't lunatics. We can only keep our neighborhoods strong and move on from there imo. I don't know really know what that means though. Sorry, I'm just into sports and shit. [Source.]

COMIBINE W OTHER ELECTION POST

At least Bill Belichick is happy

Legit (low 🔑?) love the fake Hillary phone commercial.

This is a glimpse inside my brain.

I'm watching a latenight talkshow and I can't imagine how they've been doing Trump jokes for however long it's been. It literally feels like everyone involved––the host, the writers, the audience––is just going through the motions. It's very weird. I can't wait for this segment of culture to die. I feel like it's not going to be too long.

How exciting is the #FunBelt?

They literally ran a segment right before the second half of Arkansas St. vs Georgia St. that just counted down the largest student body populations in the conference. It was amazing.