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Thursday, December 29, 2016

I love Lance Armstrong, and his papa Neil. American heroes them both. No doubt USA 🇺🇸 hall of famers.

Wednesday, December 28, 2016

For me ending the year with pink eye and weird bleeding gums seems about right.

Tuesday, December 27, 2016

Friday, December 23, 2016

Went to Longwood Gardens tonight with the fam. Really cool place. Highly recommend if you ever find yourself in southeast PA.

Thursday, December 22, 2016

Very excited for the game tonight. Love these uniforms.

Wednesday, December 21, 2016

My dream to start a livejournal in 2017 is also a promise and it is real



Here is a picture of me finishing the Atlantic City Half-Marathon in 2013.
New featured content: Jokes, a digital chapbook.

A NEW DAY IS DAWNING

DEAD-Å$$ ÍÍ 2014

F E E B L E
M U T A N T

TRANSMISSIONS

(CAPSLOCK, 2016b)

Tuesday, December 20, 2016

December 20, 2016 at 09:18PM

I'm an average swimmer, an average skier and an above average cook.
I need a giant snack of hair to feed my ambivalence and spring me towards a better body
I'm not sure who Brandon thought he was emailing after midnight about Hillary Clinton but this was in my day job's main info inbox. Hit him up at ivbaseball07 at yahoo, though.
I know it came out early in the year (Jan. 22) but Emotional Mugger is the best thing Ty Segall's put out in my opinion. Shocked it hasn't made many year-end lists, or any that I've seen actually.
/nulligan
¡¡ only 370 more shopping days till xmas'17 !!

The world is trying to destroy me but I won't let it

Monday, December 19, 2016

December 19, 2016 at 07:17PM

Today was a weird day.

Subtle (design-wise) but great apostrophe use here. Love it 😍

I think this would make for a good album cover. [Source.]

On a train 🚂

Sunday, December 18, 2016

–– my wife dropped her phone earlier today (5c) and now it has the most bad-ass looking tone/color to the screen and all the pix she takes look like that too, but it's not real––they are just normal-looking pix when she texts me –– there is a lot about perception/reality inherent in the aftermath of this phone drop, and I just wanted to share this with the world on my blog ––

-jeff

How I'm living

SESAME PLACE DECEMBER 2016

FACEBOOK.COM/LIVESTHETIC

I am the proud owner of the aforementioned fb url. This is the new and final home for all My America Industries LLC / Pizza Puppies (Arts Collective) live feed content. Check out the debut broadcast after the jump and be sure to follow FACEBOOK.COM/LIVESTHETIC on your computer and phone.

Down to my last dollars 💵 in the ole sb acct. This is the action I'm tying the wagon to. God help me.

December 18, 2016 at 09:57AM

Updated the and still can't make like videos. Life is unfair. [UPDATE: Yes! The page I created for a fake company called Livesthetic is now enabled to make fb live vids! Hooray! Go follow / track that page or whatever.)
Was magically drawn to finding/reading this tweet as I myself was enjoying a pear.

Saturday, December 17, 2016

Flip flops guy don't give a 🐤

December 17, 2016 at 02:14PM

Day 3 of not being able to use fb live on this acct (Arar Bolera)

Friday, December 16, 2016

What I've been doing all morning long (FML)

I'm not sure why Soundcloud makes these little notification boxes float in the air. Nothing happens when you try to hover on or click them. When the tracks are gone, they're gone.

I've got maybe an hour left of this before I'm done :/

JESUS CHRIST. I PUT AN EMOJI IN THE DESCRIPTION OF A RECENT PODCAST AND NOW THE ITUNES FEED IS FUCKED AGAIN. GOD FORBID THE ALMIGHTY APPLE COULD FIGURE OUT HOW TO PARSE EMOJIS IN THE DESCRIPTION FIELD OF PODCASTS. JESUS CHRIST.

UPDATE: Anyway, it should be back & working fine in a few hours. It's my fault. I want too much out of this crazy world.
This is my #1 most listened to track on Soundcloud. I just paid $107 US Dollars for another year of their Unlimited Pro plan and now I am going to manually delete a few thousand tracks (this one included) one at a time (because, ugh). I'm not sure why I do the things I do. But I feel like Soundcloud needs to become a 'podcast-content' only area/platform in my life. I don't make a cent on "Dickweed Watermelon Acid Trip" getting played upwards of 17x a week. Should I? There is literally no money to be made at S.C. I like it, but it's just a distribution/promotion tool. So essentially, removing all my original music feels like the right move. I will only distribute my thoughts and my voice at that website.
. . . had the "🔥 b u r n i n g 🔥" desire to change every single one on my passwords, more as an attempt to organize/consider all the sites/platforms I am/will be using in the new year to make and post things but then I my fingers couldn't start the task … I think they knew it was a dumb brain idea and they were like, "use us to make something RIGHT NOW instead of this shitty chore which will take hours, dumb-dumb brain-haver." … And I was like whoa fingers, don't be so harsh, but I know they are right . . . 

Thursday, December 15, 2016

December 15, 2016 at 09:15PM

I'm watching the football game.
I'm abandoning my free yahoo fantasy basketball team. I'm so sorry. It's just a distraction I don't need in 2017. My apologies to the other managers in Yahoo Public 124459 and of course, my squad: Dennis Schroder, Bradley Beal , Jordan Clarkson, Paul George, Clint Capela, Julius Randle, DeMarcus Cousins, Joel Embiid, Michael Kidd-Gilchrist, Rudy Gobert, Kyle Korver, Kevin Love and Emmanuel Mudiay.

y'all forever in my heart -jeff
… Gonna walk my dog in this frigid cold then return to this no-heat house and do two podcasts, as one does on a Thursday afternoon when the heat is broken but the internet works …

Because it's important for me to have different user names on every platform (god help me), I've gone ahead and updated my fb page deets (user = Arar Bolera | fb page = Livesthetic). Unfortunately I can't seem to go live with either of these accounts and I have no idea 😡 Oh well, not gonna worry about it anymore today. I also have a new snapchat handle, microepmaker, which is meaningful because the only thing I use that for is to make my 'micro-EPs'––fitting, eh?
I wrote a tiny bit about The Boss's best song on Tumblr.

This bland Bill Simmons 'top cultural moments' list kinda speaks to his fairly sudden and unmistakable irrelevance.

TEK/ULTURE

Wednesday, December 14, 2016

¡ Fake News RULES
Real News DROOLS !
PALMER CEMETERY | FISHTOWN | PHILLY | THE COMMONWEALTH | MY AMERICA | 14 DEC '16 - 8:58:05AM
Welcome to earth 🌏  we have a wide variety of dead people living underground.

Tuesday, December 13, 2016

this is a face I saw inside this instagram / I don't know what the point of anything is / I hope this guy's foot doesn't fall off

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Bamboo and a McDonald's bag. Watch the movie of this photograph here.

The 700+MB of the Garageband app is just too big, I'm sorry!


UPDATE: *ALSO* the inability to save an audio file to the iTunes/Music app inside your phone from the GB app is pretty ridiculous. You have to be connected to a computer to transfer file off your phone just so you can then drag it back onto your phone for use inside the Music app. (I am trying to create soundtracks to use for the Splice video editing app and this is a major roadblock.)

Monday, December 12, 2016

I found someone's flip-flop in Princeton NJ. Email me if you are missing a flip-flop.

Gearing up in anticipation for something else that is entirely not this

new years resolution: take more photos of my dog

I'm super-psyched to announce the opening of my new tattoo parlor, SINISTER INK. This is our official logo. We are still working on getting a cheap space to rent but for now if you want a tattoo just get a pen and draw one yourself! (If it comes off in the shower, etc., just draw another one!)



… hate that I love the Fred Armisen KFC songs so much …
In 2017, I am going to [attempt to?] make daily videos, which will eventually be featured on lifecast.info, via my phone using the app Splice. I will take, edit and upload the videos at the end of the day using nothing but my phone, my hands, my brain and the internet. This is part of a greater realization/challenge that computers are becoming obsolete and we will soon be literally doing everything we do on computers exclusively on our phones. The biggest roadblock here is of course the iPhone storage issues, which I feel like I've complained about ad nauseam.

It's weird to me that any professional athlete would actually drink "Sprite®" and not just shill for it in commercials etc. (I'm kind of a hypocrite, though. I do enjoy a Diet Soda beverage on occasion; maybe once or twice a month. And those are pretty much equally trash.)
Forget "voter fraud"

WHAT ABOUT: Voter frappuccino ?
I'm in charge of my company's (day job y'all) Twitter account and there are certainly worse tasks in this world but jesus christ all of the Trump Thoughts™ I need to look at/consider. I've been able to successfully purge all Trump-related news / politics in general from my life, except for two arenas. This Twitter account and the stupid TVs at my gym, half of which are on 24-hour cable news channels which cover Trump roughly 98% of the time. I watch movies at the gym but these TVs are giant, looming in pretty much everyone's sightline (it's a Planet Fitness, if that reference works for you––I believe all of their gyms are set up the same way). My previous gym was $30 more a month but only had individual TVs on each machine. Starting to think the extra $360/year was worth it to save me from this hellacious distraction.

Here's an email I just wrote to my brother

re my thoughts on last night's 10-7 Giants victory over the Cowboys.


Sunday, December 11, 2016