I am now sharing over 20 years' (and counting) worth of original music via copious full-length LPs (below), EPs, my song-a-day project, and theoretical albums. The Pizza Puppies have been making music by any means possible since they were children. Before I knew it, they'd amassed a collection of nearly 30,000 songs! And all they were doing was sitting on hard drives, collecting digital dust. This is one of the reasons why I created www.myameri.ca: to finally have an outlet to share this music with the world.

It is the "My America Industries Promise™" that all this music will be copyright-free and available to stream and download at no charge, for as long as an internet exists, amen (See Bandcamp). If you'd like to support this effort, pay what you can for albums via Bandcamp, but the absolute best way to support The Pizza Puppies is to sign up for ¢lub 333: What's that? For just $3.33/month you can become an official Pizza Puppy yourself (!) and get unlimited downloads/full streaming access to the entire catalogue + an original rock opera written just for you! Whoa.

Another way to support the cause is to buy a custom song, written just for you for only $5. That's pretty cool.

I know this isn't the best music in the world, but I am proud to say that it is something and it definitely exists. Who knows what the future holds in terms of new music, but I am relishing this new hobby as self-preservationist/archivist in addition to my roles as CEO of My America Industries and the very proud manager/creative director of super-duper art collective / mysterious entity, The Pizza Puppies (currently comprising a roster of over 125 artists and bands).

I encourage you to share this music far and wide. Thank you.

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Pizza Puppies Recordings — Full Catalog (includes EPs & Snapchat Songs)
*Asterisk* denotes potential best-seller / recommended albums
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LPs »»»
001 | Likes: I Had Sixteen Days to Mail These Postcards from Mercury, But I Failed Miserably
002 | Likes 2: Braintainting Audiodebris and the Remnants of the Postcards from Mercury
003 | Songs of the Unfinished Spine
004 | A Bright and Shiny Cure for Sexual Cancer *
005 | Alone and Spineless
006 | Hide the Courage
007 | Fetus Junkie, Acts I-II
008 | A Cappella Lullabies from Hell, Vol. I
009 | Born of Monster
010 | Friendship by Knifepoint
011 | Sea of Bliss: The Cassette Tape Anthology
012 | R.U. Ready 2 Rock?
013 | Try Isemesisis

EPs »»»

EP1-001 | The Policy of Being Too Cautious
EP1-002 | Punishment
EP1-003 | Sick Society
EP1-004 | What He Becomes
EP1-005 | Outright Dislike
EP1-006 | Daring to Risk
EP1-007 | The Heart Unwrinkled
EP1-008 | Born with a Nightmare
EP1-009 | Positive Fools
EP1-010 | Your 'Thanks Box' is Warped
EP1-011 | I Shall Someday Die
EP1-012 | The Cooling Influence of the World
EP1-013 | Perfect Moment
EP1-014 | Experts
EP1-015 | Works
EP1-016 | Born in Hatred
EP1-017 | A Normal, Healthy, Well-Adjusted Adult
EP1-018 | Anger Dwells
EP1-019 | The Dust of Everyday Life
EP1-020 | The Average Ape
EP1-021 | An Insignificant Planet of a Humdrum Star
EP1-022 | Sixty
EP1-023 | Fleeting Human Passions
EP1-024 | Attention of the World
EP1-025 | God Gave Us Memories
EP1-026 | France
EP1-027 | Only So Many Tomorrows
EP1-028 | Success is Relative
EP1-029 | Don't Give Up
EP1-030 | The Appellation
EP1-031 | One Hour of Thoughtful Solitude
EP1-032 | Fun & Fear
EP1-033 | His Own Side in a Quarrel
EP1-034 | Requested Fake
EP1-035 | The Real Enemy
EP1-036 | Life is Like a Dogsled Race
EP1-037 | Double Victory
EP1-038 | To Make an Enemy
EP1-039 | The Years Will Take Care of Themselves
EP1-040 | Kill Something
EP1-041 | Exact Value to Your Listener
EP1-042 | Completely Dead
EP1-043 | As a Roaring Lion
EP1-044 | Without Folly
EP1-045 | One Blasphemy
EP1-046 | The Wave of the World is Wrong
EP1-047 | Propensitate of Prejudice
EP1-048 | Wise
EP1-049 | In Wildness
EP1-050 | Freedom from Fear
EP1-051 | Mental Illness
EP1-052 | Hug
EP1-053 | We Do Not Experience It
EP1-054 | With or Without Bloodshed
EP1-055 | Impotence
EP1-056 | A Strange Complaint
EP2-101 | Black Spaghetti
EP2-102 | Taco-Fox Betrayal Unit, Saturn 2019
EP2-103 | This Missive Unrelated
EP2-104 | Symbolik Chortling
EP2-105 | Stereoptician
EP2-106 | Fickle Fritz
EP2-107 | Alcoholic Head Football Coach
EP2-108 | The Red-Faced People of the New Age Bar
EP2-109 | The Spotlight
EP2-110 | I Am a Furcoat
EP2-111 | Door
EP2-112 | Who Am I to Say?
EP2-113 | Waiting for the Wind
EP2-114 | Hospital Apologies
EP2-115 | Orange Santa Suit
EP2-116 | Assplay Sojourn 2
EP2-117 | Pizza Ship is Sinking
EP2-118 | Nine
EP2-119 | A Real "Must"
EP2-120 | Lepa Dupham
EP2-121 | Nice Autosave
EP2-122 | Particularly Flooding Floors
EP2-123 | Panda Meat
EP2-124 | Hot Metal High
EP2-125 | Brosita
EP2-126 | Talentless Piece of Shit
EP2-127 | Barf Balladz
EP2-128 | Melodies & Joy
EP2-129 | The Latest Black Keys Album
EP2-130 | LEAD
EP2-131 | Wink or Whim
EP2-132 | Nuke Toddlers
EP2-133 | Steve the Horse & The Lemon Machine
EP2-134 | Post-Singularity
EP2-135 | The Island Library
EP2-136 | Alone Forever
EP2-137 | Hands Around Your Own Neck
EP2-138 | Chill Wind Factor
EP2-139 | Full Circle
EP2-140 | Spambot of Love
EP2-141 | Elivindarye
EP2-142 | Total Control
EP2-143 | Born Exactly the Same
EP2-144 | Human
EP2-145 | Surprise Party! Overcast in Party Land
EP2-146 | Select Trouser Songs, 2006-2009
EP2-147 | Johnny Kill the Mermaids
EP2-148 | Fuck My Lingo
EP2-149 | Winning Man
EP2-150 | Hammer Thru
EP2-151 | Deserved of It
EP2-152 | Matadors
EP2-153 | Rust Belt Tetanus Paw-Paw: Meditations on Punishment
EP2-154 | The Tiniest War
EP2-155 | Animalsongs
EP2-156 | A Book Exists in Your Heart
EP2-157 | Don't Touch My Lungs
EP2-158 | Bucket of Bile
EP2-159 | Pageantry of Imagery
EP2-160 | Dumb Songs from the Evolved Tiger Mall
EP2-161 | Pushes Piano, Feels No Pain
EP2-162 | More Better Deathsongs
EP2-163 | Show You All in Time
EP2-164 | Pretense Horizon
EP2-165 | A Fatal Blow
EP2-166 | I'm Awake
EP2-167 | Malnourished and in Love
EP2-168 | You Know What I Mean
EP2-169 | What Whales Can Do
EP2-170 | Life is a Steal
EP2-171 | Endless Omens
EP2-172 | Tom the Graveyard Wizard
EP2-173 | No One Was Made for Their Times
EP2-174 | Small Town
EP2-175 | Cynic Crisis
EP2-176 | The Meat Factory
EP2-177 | Forever in Control: Modern Skype Rock N Rollers
EP2-178 | Hammer
EP2-179 | Flowers & Shit
EP2-180 | Scarves
EP2-181 | My Life is Worthless
EP2-182 | The Armless Man Will Walk Again
EP2-183 | The Bathroom Trash Can at Bono's House
EP2-184 | Various Trophies
EP2-185 | These Songs are a Violation of Trust
EP2-186 | Logos Upside Down
EP2-187 | Magnificent Passage
EP2-188 | Humans Are Better
EP2-189 | Pimp Scampi
EP2-190 | I Changed My Mind
EP2-191 | Eagle Wings
EP2-192 | Seeking a Friend
EP2-193 | Chess
EP2-194 | Every Human is a Member of My Band
EP2-195 | Gopher Economy
EP2-196 | The Lost Z's 2: Gumption of the Night
EP2-197 | Glass House Ringwald Binge
EP2-198 | The Shoe Factory
EP2-199 | Calam
EP2-200 | Backwards Nomo
EP3-201 | Style K
EP3-202 | Raised Jazz, Dies
EP3-203 | Boston By
EP3-204 | Public England Hijab Sounder
EP3-205 | Company Goner
EP3-206 | Fails in Upscale
EP3-207 | The Windpipe Event
EP3-208 | Consuming Glamour
EP3-209 | Gay Widow York Need?
EP3-210 | Michael
EP3-211 | Drug A
EP3-212 | During Mississippi
EP3-213 | The Toe
EP3-214 | In Edward Association S
EP3-215 | Cheaper Contagion
EP3-216 | Brewed Opinion
EP3-217 | Safety Sublime
EP3-218 | Pushes War Will Four
EP3-219 | Pepper Narrow
EP3-220 | Lemon in Unusually
EP3-221 | That Science!
EP3-222 | Time Churches: Talk Quest
EP3-223 | Home is Technology
EP3-224 | Soccer Damaged
EP3-225 | Obama Summer
EP3-226 | By of Drama
EP3-227 | Down Home Speech
EP3-228 | Grandfather Conflict
EP3-229 | John Between Aeration
EP3-230 | Julian Jokes
EP3-231 | Killed Weddings
EP3-232 | Cicadas by Nagourney
EP3-233 | Google of News
EP4-301 | The Ungulate *
EP4-302 | All Truth is White and the Green Room is Red *
EP4-303 | Some American Sun Songs
EP4-304 | Novosibirsk
EP4-305 | He Who Snaps Last, Snaps Longest
EP4-306 | Patchwork: 10 Phantom B-Sides for the Federal Gov't
EP4-307 | BRANDZ
EP4-308 | No Molestar *

SNAPs »»»
SS00001 | Unity
SS00002 | Then the Dog Piss Froze
SS00003 | All Yüng Dreamers
SS00004 | Low
SS00005 | Out of Play
SS00006 | The Tofu Children
SS00007 | The Chrome Ponies
SS00008 | Tim Bucks 2
SS00009 | Murder Weapon
SS00010 | Lobster Boy
SS00011 | Disco Baby Hoopla
SS00012 | Ain't No Demise
SS00013 | February'll
SS00014 | Terror on the Airlines
SS00015 | Weirdo in a Hazmat Suit
SS00016 | The Last Dad on Planet D-Bag
SS00017 | Dead & Alive
SS00018 | Your Life
SS00019 | Lo Mein on Paper
SS00020 | In Ecuador
SS00021 | Can't Tell from My Selfies
SS00022 | Rioting Right
SS00023 | Rigatoni Steve
SS00024 | Nice in the Morning
SS00025 | Hot Fractals in Practice
SS00026 | Weirdo
SS00027 | Nope
SS00028 | Power Your Soul
SS00029 | Easter Zebras
SS00030 | Bye Bye Butt
SS00031 | Be the Beaver
SS00032 | Everyone's a Weasel
SS00033 | Dying Inside
SS00034 | Whisper to Lichtenstein
SS00035 | With Apathy
SS00036 | The Temperature
SS00037 | Pastry Freak
SS00038 | Toilet Soul
SS00039 | Audioworm
SS00040 | Popcorn Shrimp
SS00041 | Lobster Poachers
SS00042 | Inside of Your Love
SS00043 | Leave the Meat Alone
SS00044 | Baby, You're a Dingo Too
SS00045 | To the Tooth
SS00046 | How Many People Do You Know? (Brain Bully)
SS00047 | The World Needs a Little More Love
SS00048 | I Don't Think You Understand Me (Baby)
SS00049 | 1000 & Death %
SS00050 | A Lexus in East Texas?
SS00051 | Party's Over
SS00052 | Nike Skyline
SS00053 | No-Eyes Bayou
SS00054 | 2010
SS00055 | Money Mouth
SS00056 | Burger Boy
SS00057 | Tiny Little Eyes
SS00058 | Serious Songs
SS00059 | Mai Tai High Tide WiFi
SS00060 | Blister Boys
SS00061 | Arc Light
SS00062 | Hot Jesus
SS00063 | Shalom, Scarducci
SS00064 | Blob
SS00065 | Emotive Seas
SS00066 | Water Polo
SS00067 | Fast Forward Mode
SS00068 | Love in the USA
SS00069 | I've Had Enough
SS00070 | Opinions Swarm
SS00071 | Bi-Curious Septuagenarians
SS00072 | Poop So Clean
SS00073 | Milk Duds
SS00074 | Cinnamon Backrubs
SS00075 | No More Juice
SS00076 | Olaf and the Babysitter
SS00077 | My Name is J
SS00078 | Skeleton Tho
SS00079 | Eclectic, Electric & Nice
SS00080 | Cool & Modern
SS00081 | Radio
SS00082 | Death Day
SS00083 | Koala Maximalist
SS00084 | Bossa Nova Town
SS00085 | Illegal Pet Crow
SS00086 | Don't Eat the Buildings
SS00087 | Oklahoma Shipwreck
SS00088 | A Poem in a Town with No Name
SS00089 | Illuminati Topsin
SS00090 | Base is Exposed
SS00091 | Emojis? My Cronies
SS00092 | Pono Coma
SS00093 | All Rust is Touched
SS00094 | Macho Lobotomy
SS00095 | Long Con Octopus Mom
SS00096 | In Dunkirk
SS00097 | 16 Robots
SS00098 | Living Next to Lizards
SS00099 | Lebanese Maybe
SS00100 | Drowning in a Mountain

BY BANDs (132) »»»
ALPHABETICAL: # | A | B | C | D | E | F | G | H | I | J | K | L | M | N | O | P | Q | R | S | T | U | V | W | X | Y | Z

That Science!Tiny Little Eyes

2 Po
God Gave Us MemoriesOne Blasphemy

86-666 a/k/a REJECT SATAN!
Pushes War Will Four

Google of News

Air 0
Everyone's a WeaselIllegal Pet Crow

Anti-Distortion Group Zero
Don't Give Up

Best Impressions
Popcorn Shrimp

Bisby, Greg
R.U. Ready 2 Rock?

Blank Panters
Style K

Bolera, Arar
Emojis? My Cronies

Bologna Homies
The Last Dad on Planet D-Bag

Boomerang Sleep
The Average Ape

BRANDZExact Value to Your ListenerLobster PoachersYour 'Thanks Box' is Warped

Castor Genus
Be the Beaver

C., Jimbo
His Own Side in a Quarrel

Castrated Decoy and the Pedro
The Temperature

Cheese Pup
The Chrome PoniesCinnamon Backrubs

Clatterbuck, John
John Between Aeration

Hot Fractals in PracticeMy Name is J

The Dust of Everyday LifeWeirdo in a Hazmat Suit

Creep B
Easter Zebras

Cristil Pistils
Perfect Moment

Crossection ~✞❏~
The Tofu Children

Cult of Eye Contact
Opinions Swarm

Creep B
A Strange Complaint

C'Russian It!
With or Without Bloodshed

Cryptic DJ Joe
In WildnessA Normal, Healthy, Well-Adjusted Adult

Cyst Turd Act
Leave the Meat Alone

Dasher, Gloreen
Daring to Risk

Def Pianissimo
Milk DudsTry Isemesisis

The Depressed Specialists
I Don't Think You Understand Me (Baby)

Base is ExposedLebanese MaybeMurder Weapon

Difficult Mother
Cheaper Contagion

Diphtheria Crew 22.2
Fails in Upscale

Down Home Speech
Down Home Speech

By of Drama

1000 & Death %

East Sitter
Can't Tell from My Selfies

Bi-Curious Septuagenarians Christmas Shopping in Spain

≡L L≡≡ (El Lee)
Born with a NightmareWe Do Not Experience It

Elitist Feeding Tube (EFT)

Terror on the Airlines

Essence Loo
Toilet Soul

Alone and SpinelessKoala MaximalistPositive Fools

Factory Appetizers
LowPropensitate of Prejudice

Feet Peeps
The Toe

Long Con Octopus MomParty's Over

The First True Map of the Earth
During Mississippi

The Frenchingmen

Gerboli, Arin
Outright DislikeTim Bucks 2

The Gods of Good Pants
Requested Fake

The Gravel Boys

Guadalupe Peg

Hamptons, Ike
The AppellationSafety Sublime

hero she ma
Home is TechnologyThe Real Enemy

His Halo is Just a Pizza
Cool & ModernEmotive Seas

Howl, Vernon
Company Goner
Hypnotic Bakery
Burger Boy

Ill-Fitting Bra
Dying Inside

Imagine Horny Dragons
Arc LightBoston By

Imperial Cigar Posse
Living Next to LizardsThe World Needs a Little More Love

Raised Jazz, Dies

Jkohnson, Tzom
Freedom from Fear

Juiced Mortician
Public England Hijab SounderShalom, Scarducci

Kmart Tarps
Julian JokesMental IllnessPunishment

Lamb Buckingham
Without Folly

Fleeting Human PassionsLife is Like a Dogsled Race

Liquid Pig
Brewed OpinionOklahoma Shipwreck

Lobster Boy & The Dubious Dudes
Lobster Boy

Macho Lobotomy

The Magic Mafia

Mantra Chompers
Rioting Right

Maximum Minor Alliance (MMA)

MC Nothingness
All Truth is White and the Green Room is RedSkeleton Tho

McHemsworth, Devlin Dean
Anger DwellsNope

The Mole Stars
No Molestar

Bossa Nova TownMoney Mouth

Mojo Gopher
Killed Weddings

Mooch of Truth
I've Had Enough

Myo͞okəs Gráciás
Baby, You're a Dingo Too

Mystery Moon Clues
Born in Hatred

Niceties B4 Extremities
Nice in the Morning

Nit Up
16 RobotsAll Rust is Touched


Nokia Ocean
Only So Many Tomorrows

The Organic Idols
Grandfather ConflictNo-Eyes Bayou

The Original Deadheads
Completely Dead

Organized Cotton
Mai Tai High Tide WiFi

Pepper Narrow
     • Wise

The Pastry Freaks
Pastry Freak

Lemon in Unusually

Then the Dog Piss Froze

The Pizza Puppies
He Who Snaps Last, Snaps LongestHis Own Side in a QuarrelKill SomethingThe Policy of Being Too Cautious

Plethora Trax
How Many People Do You Know? (Brain BullY)

Pōltrē Kôrnēə
Dead & Alive

Post-Emoji Communication Unit
An Insignificant Planet of a Humdrum StarTo Make an Enemy

The Promised Alternative
Poop So Clean

Soccer Damaged

Pyro Memorial
Serious Songs

Gay Widow York Need?

The Rejection Sermon
Fast Forward ModeIn Edward Association S

Retro Selectio
No More Juice

Revision Quilts

Rigatoni B.L.I.S.S. Squad 10
The Heart UnwrinkledPower Your Soul

Rigatoni Steve
Rigatoni Steve

Roth Kompany

Ryan Howard 3

Saint Multimedia
The Windpipe Event

Saliva Utopia Six
Love in the USA

Salmon of the Trash
A Lexus in East Texas?Illuminati Topspin

Sante Fe Punker
As a Roaring LionDouble Victory


SF Toilet People
I Shall Someday Die

Disco Baby HooplaIn Ecuador

     • EPs – Series 2 (100 EPs)LikesLikes 2The Ungulate

Skyway Meat
Hot Jesus

In DunkirkOne Hour of Thoughtful Solitude

sp00kmonk '66
Water Polo

Super Rare Bug
Cicadas by NagourneyThe Cooling Influence of the WorldLo Mein on Paper

Smyth, Enid
A Bright and Shiny Cure for Sexual Cancer

†คς๏ G๏D
Time Churches: Talk Quest

Fun & Fear

Success is RelativeWhat He Becomes

To the Tooth
AudiowormPenitentary Dentures

Tribe Tropes
Whisper to Lichtenstein

Drowning in a MountainOut of Play

Olaf and the Babysitter

The Unfinished Spine
Songs of the Unfinished Spine

Uno Exclamation
Death Day

Drug A

USA Takko Club
Eclectic, Electric & NiceWith ApathyThe Years Will Take Care of Themselves

Wave Dogs
Don't Eat the BuildingsThe Wave of the World is Wrong


Wheatenhurst, Roland
Your Life

Wirth, Paz
Patchwork: 10 Phantom B-Sides for the Federal Gov't

Inside of Your Love

XXX Mexicans
Nike Skyline

You Essay
Some American Sun Songs

Yüng Dreamers
Ain't No DemiseAll Yüng Dreamers

Yung Kneel
Pono Coma

Ze Hiroshima Popes
Sick Society

Bye Bye ButtConsuming GlamourHugObama Summer

Ziv NK
Blister BoysA Poem in a Town with No Name

These album don't exist. But they could. They have album titles, song titles, album covers and most have a general concept/feel already in place. They just need a benefactor. For $29.99 (or more) you can be immortalized as Executive Producer and get your name on its page here at My America for eternity (and, please, by all means, feel free to 'give notes'; the Pizza Puppies might ignore you, as petulant creative-types are wont to do toward 'the brass' but, hey, definitely worth a try, no?).

In closing, The Pizza Puppies Arts Collective Record Label will be forever grateful for your patronage. Thanks for considering this proposal to make a fake album… real.


T00001 | Racist Sex Acts in Public / Vegas Pub Stunts in Dublin 🥚
T00002 | Break Shit with Your Wands, Kids 🐣