The raw files for this long-awaited (LOL) fifth and final volume of the Twitpella series have been sitting in a folder for about a decade. So I finally tweaked them (added reverb + glass block FX in Final Cut) and Bob's your uncle. Honestly getting this thing together didn't take nearly as long as I thought it would so I'm not sure why I waited so long. Anyway, good to cross another project off the list.
♫ TRACKLIST – 353 TRACKS (117:56)
1. A Loose Tooth at Lucifer's Luncheon 00:20
2. There's a Meatball Falling Out Your Pocket 00:10
3. Patio Dust-Up 00:16
4. Mutant Booty Babylon 00:17
5. Gender Swap 00:14
6. Quasi-Intellectual 00:18
7. Carbon-Neutral Foodies 00:20
8. Greef Karga Cosplay 00:19
9. Infinite Pelotons (In the Dungeon of Love) 00:09
10. Sgt. Von Shittingstein 00:18
11. The Kitten King 00:19
12. Downtrodden Toe-Tappin' Totalitarians 00:11
13. A Part of It 00:16
14. Zombies in the Swimming Pool 00:25
15. Scrawny Leg Christmas 00:16
16. The Bloggington Boys 00:14
17. Man Crown 00:29
18. Sideways in a Cylinder Sea 00:20
19. Attention Terrorist 00:16
20. Costco Cows 00:20
21. Long Ways to Go to Make the Number Go Down 00:10
22. System Makes the Fix 00:32
23. Lost Cat (Let's Call It Jack) 00:15
24. Them E 00:12
25. Yesterday Came Out Clean 00:32
26. Broken Algorithm 00:47
27. Skin 'Em in the Cinnamon Dew 00:49
28. A Lollipop & Octopus 00:23
29. Humble Musings Apathy Nativity Scenes 00:12
30. Amateur Baboon 00:24
31. A Pot of Blackened Gabagool 00:20
32. Sweet Shepherd 00:13
33. The Gilly 00:10
34. Eating Horsehead Lasagna (With Fred) 00:21
35. Chuck Flung Acid (On 'Em) 00:07
36. Trample Baby Blossom 00:15
37. Continuity Errors 00:29
38. Baleedout (Song for American Pterodactyls) 00:16
39. From Montreal to Memphis to Mozambique 00:25
40. Moses is Posing 00:24
41. The Best Pizza in Town 00:12
42. Dumthwacking 00:19
43. The Foxtrot + Lobster + Tapas = ? 00:14
44. Destiny in Droves 00:17
45. Young Virtues 00:19
46. The Menu of Another Guy 00:15
47. Animal Man, Part II 00:20
48. Downtown Life 00:14
49. Why This White Disaster? 00:16
50. Addition by Subtraction 00:19
51. My Mother Left Me in a Ditch 00:11
52. Asiago 00:28
53. Speaker Phone 00:38
54. The Plague of Wet Elvis and Cherry-Lemon Snakes 00:21
55. Wasabi Cold Cuts 00:17
56. The Faceless Aces 00:13
57. (Beware of the ) Plaid Pantsuit Dentists! 00:23
58. Lunar Puddles of Piracy 00:23
59. When Did I Feel That Feel? 00:09
60. Table of One at Red Lobster 00:23
61. My Marching Orders 00:19
62. Chump Change Chicken Cacciatore 00:12
63. When the Dentist Went Rogue 00:10
64. Early Bird Catches a Swarm of Bees 00:15
65. Mr. Perfection 00:11
66. No Dimes Left to Mine 00:36
67. Lobster Ravioli Face 00:27
68. Sunday on the Riverbanks 00:10
69. The Chickenshit Wilderness 00:15
70. Big Data 00:26
71. In Vitro Sinatra 00:16
72. Quarantine the Also-Rans 00:13
73. Yolanda's on the Clock 00:18
74. The Sickening is Thickening 00:13
75. Gabagool Night School, Part 1 00:43
76. Come Back to the Grift 00:11
77. Soul Eyelids 00:12
78. In the Bone 00:08
79. Wolf Lions 00:19
80. Just Tripped on a Coffin 00:18
81. Shapeshifter Shipping Out 00:15
82. Dine and Dash Then Crash Your Car 00:19
83. Habanero Bag Boy 00:12
84. A Think Tank in a Nation That Hasn't Been Invented Yet 00:26
85. Money's No Concern of Mine 00:22
86. A Peoples' History of Pasta Grove 00:30
87. Getting Cut Off by a Guy with a Pro-Life Bumper Sticker 00:12
88. Theologian Tone Poem & Hoedown 00:14
89. 202020 00:15
90. Eclectic Dentist in Denver 00:14
91. Lizzo, Larry, Jerry & Jim 00:10
92. Sunday Street 00:34
93. Wanna Cry Wolf 00:14
94. The Land of 10s 00:15
95. Two Swans Forever Eating Seafood Tonight 00:15
96. Song for a Kansas Lake Snake 00:08
97. Dill Pickle Dick Pic 00:21
98. Renegade Suede 00:09
99. Don't Tear My Baby Apart 00:17
100. Doomed Today 00:12
101. The Forever Death on Weirdo Street 00:11
102. The Grape Apes of Ke-mo sah-bee 00:13
103. That Fondue Shoe 00:20
104. New Utopian Rage Light 00:16
105. Hoarding Désirée's Helicopter 00:12
106. When I Closed My Eyes 00:19
107. King of the Codeine Rodeo 00:28
108. Truth Lies 00:13
109. In the Key of If 00:17
110. Casserole City 00:13
111. That Rat Nest's Got Mad Curb Appeal 00:11
112. Chaos Angels 00:14
113. Cheap Chimp Digital (Rap) 00:15
114. You Make My Dreams Work 00:19
115. Madeline's Chrome 00:16
116. Croutons for Jesus 00:23
117. Doodlebug Stew 00:10
118. A Coat of Arms 00:15
119. Japanese Typo/Typhoon 00:17
120. Downwind Dingo 00:19
121. Leaf on the Tree of Seasonal Depression 00:12
122. Tommy's Bobcat 00:33
123. Ode to Cargo Pants 00:20
124. Rigid Fragility 00:21
125. Enjoy Bok Choy 00:25
126. The Cosmic Defeater 00:08
127. It's All Fondue from Here 00:12
128. In the Broken World 00:22
129. 129 The Dogs Are Walking Themselves 00:16
130. Lacking Lunch 00:17
131. My Time is Money 00:20
132. Terrible Pterodactyl 00:18
133. Helicopter Parenting 00:16
134. This Great Gift 00:19
135. Everybody Wants to See Me Fail 00:13
136. Been Since Cincinnati 00:12
137. The Fight 00:14
138. Why Don't Lobsters Speak French? 00:22
139. A Llama Saloon (Hell) 00:16
140. Wishy-Washy Wasps in the Macaroni Field 00:16
141. Sisters of Nightmare Mercy in the Tangerine Moon 00:10
142. The Squirrels Eat the Rats 00:13
143. No Known Network 00:10
144. Only a Number 00:10
145. Alone in the Car 00:35
146. My American Haircut 00:12
147. Cinnamon Worldview 00:17
148. Rustling Around in Gentrified Areas 00:23
149. Embracing the Tactics of Elastic Kids 00:11
150. Red Lion City 00:18
151. An Unproven Tuba Salesman 00:21
152. New Uranium Dust-Up 00:06
153. Cog Diss Track 00:14
154. Unnatural Stop-Motion 00:11
155. The Cows Are Smoking Cigarettes 00:20
156. Where is the Meat? 00:13
157. Funky Kittens in the Content Stream 00:10
158. Headlight Got the Deer 00:14
159. Maximum Medium Frame 00:20
160. Look Like Shit, Feel Like Shit, But I Ain't Never Gonna Quit 00:26
161. Stupendous Lobster Ravioli 00:08
162. Fair Point 00:16
163. Kick 'Em Out of Your Tribe 00:13
164. The Bologna Cobras 00:15
165. Kia Telluride 00:08
166. The Exoskeleton of My Seventh Sister Wife 00:17
167. I Hate You Alot 00:12
168. Accept Excess Love 00:15
169. Power Pop Parody 00:34
170. Brain-Dead Bobcat (Living in Your Senorita's Sentimentality) 00:25
171. The Calcutta Mustard Mystery 00:08
172. Wrestling with the Turmeric Squirrels 00:20
173. An Angel Sent Me an Invoice 00:15
174. So Fucking Embarrassed 00:19
175. Killing Squirrels is Free 00:13
176. Gigantic Little Old Ladies 00:17
177. Submission Song 00:21
178. A Feckless Directionless Hard-Up Bloke 00:14
179. The Big Dog 00:11
180. Meaty Beaver Pie 00:12
181. A Song About Crystals 00:09
182. Confusion is Therapy Gold 00:08
183. Butane 00:07
184. Mazda Jack and Janitor Jane 00:16
185. When I Finally Find the Fondue 00:10
186. I'm Equipped 00:19
187. The Dead Zone 00:14
188. When Your Head Started Spinning 00:16
189. My Lucky Lobster 00:15
190. Laser Pointer's Racist Underworld 00:21
191. Shitstains (On My Window) 00:19
192. Shipping Off to Cleveland 00:12
193. Piss Museum 00:12
194. Sarah "I Heart" Huckabee Song 00:14
195. Jack & Diane Redux 00:22
196. Giving Gremlins 00:30
197. Remind Me Tomorrow 00:22
198. Quit While You're Ahead 00:13
199. Kiss the Cops with Razorblade Lips 00:21
200. The Relevant Description of the Soft Spot Fondue 00:15
201. Books Unbanned 00:13
202. My Dog Has Diarrhea 00:10
203. The Mead Wine 00:08
204. Embracing the Waste 00:11
205. The Final Fondue 00:07
206. Up Alien 00:08
207. Is the Energizer Bunny in Heaven Yet? 00:26
208. Cops & Lobsters 00:04
209. Heart on My Sleeve 00:13
210. Mind's Dripping on the Sidewalk 00:34
211. Spaghetti Patios 00:13
212. Put That Macaroni in Your Mouth 00:12
213. Banana Pantsuit 00:17
214. Mortified Tortellini 00:17
215. Song for Chet 00:23
216. A Different Kind of Salty Sweat 00:19
217. Beaver Brain Stew 00:07
218. Arrested for Art 00:18
219. Slightly Unhinged Yet Totally Insane 00:17
220. Dick in the Fire 00:17
221. The Violent Side of Life 00:22
222. Ode to Focaccia 00:32
223. Train of Life 00:16
224. Slackjaw Bokchoy Foxtrot 00:19
225. The Ocean's a Mistake 00:24
226. Guadalupe Loophole Alien Soup 00:09
227. Clutching Life 00:11
228. Little Monkey, Don't Cry 00:26
229. Little Ninja 00:21
230. Lo Mein Possum 00:14
231. World of Worms 00:08
232. Gentleman + Scholar ± Baller 00:11
233. Inject Straight Pizza (Into My Veins) 00:29
234. The Blender Boys 00:22
235. Insanity's Lunchmeat 00:15
236. My Little Puppy 00:17
237. Little Didi Didi 00:20
238. Formica Porcupines 00:22
239. No Cutting Loose Lucifer's Noose 00:17
240. This is Not a Logical War 00:11
241. Adios Interaction 00:11
242. Pissheart 00:24
243. Hard on Ur Heart 00:21
244. Screaming Metal 00:16
245. Owls in My Family Tree 00:32
246. Baby Alpacas on the Highway Median 00:13
247. That's the Problem with Love 00:14
248. Bad Fish Bliss 00:12
249. What We Deserve 00:07
250. Hellscape Wormhole Dave 00:16
251. Jackie Tomato 00:14
252. Cellino & Barnes Broke Up Tonight! 00:10
253. The Spirit of Truly Being You 00:12
254. Baby Psychological Nothing vs. Worthless Metaphorical Toad 00:13
255. Dum-Dum (You Will Never Hit a Hole-in-One) 00:09
256. Ghosts of Atypical Lotion and Toast 00:23
257. My Only Regret is Not Having a Head the Size of a Home 00:10
258. Rubber Salamander 00:14
259. The Bad Things 00:17
260. The Urge is Real 00:19
261. Bollywood Jenny and the Untook Phamplets 00:22
262. Josef (The Cinnabon® Panda from Cleveland) 00:12
263. Welts Bring Me Hell 00:06
264. Microtykes 00:08
265. A Psycho for Breaking the Cycle 00:10
266. Chinese Streaker 00:21
267. Transit Kangaroo 00:17
268. Groovin' My Life Away 00:12
269. Loosey Goosey West Trenton Egghead 00:12
270. Counting the Blips 00:09
271. Wendy's Wigwam 00:25
272. Again with the Agoraphobia 00:14
273. SuiCider 00:25
274. Na Na Na Na Na 00:41
275. Diabetes and a Tapeworm 00:18
276. Salmon & Vine 00:21
277. One Good Day 00:22
278. Wendy's Trendy Didgeridoo 00:22
279. A Man Against My Will 00:21
280. The Olsen Twins Wikipedia Page 00:37
281. A Million Chinchilla Rat Kids 00:13
282. Tacos for My Bobcat Jim 00:21
283. The Bible (The Only Book I Like) 00:09
284. Theodore's Song 00:09
285. When the Whistle Blows 00:12
286. Crazy Ace 00:08
287. Edge of Worry 00:25
288. A Sky So Big 00:13
289. Butt for Breakfast 00:09
290. You Can't Stop the Violence 00:16
291. Have You Ever Ate a Plum? 00:12
292. Painful Nostalgia 00:19
293. Muddy Typo 00:10
294. Partial Credit 00:12
295. Portapotty in the Wind 00:15
296. Shingles of the Lord's Roof 00:08
297. French-Kiss My Ego 00:21
298. No Quick Fix 00:28
299. Papa Was a Bottomfeeder 00:08
300. Cosmic Grove 00:22
301. My Happy Hole 00:23
302. Raising Chickens Like You Raise Your Own Kind 00:18
303. Slow Heat Moses 00:17
304. Pinterest Interests Bindi Boys 00:19
305. Sensitivo Blockade 00:24
306. Cosmetic Windowsill 00:18
307. The Rat Bastard of Bossanova Flats 00:09
308. Frumpy Jambalaya 00:17
309. J-O-B 00:13
310. Seaweed Mistress Fondue 00:21
311. Equal Eagles Fascinated by a Beagle 00:23
312. Japanese DJ Disease 00:11
313. My Only God is a Lobster 00:17
314. Words Often Lose Their Meaning 00:08
315. Belly Full of Cops 00:10
316. Wolf and a Baby Cyborg 00:10
317. Flimp Wilcox 00:12
318. Me & My Homegirl 00:08
319. My Only Reason for Living (Yas Queen) 00:41
320. Giving Birth to an Angel 00:10
321. The Magic of My Phone 00:12
322. You Are Not My Contemporary 00:18
323. Hoochie Coochie Mooch 00:23
324. Hell is a Puppet 00:16
325. Ode to a Lonely Ho Chi Minh 00:15
326. Fuck Ur Art 00:11
327. Original Sin Song 00:15
328. Rude Awakening 00:19
329. Posse of Boneless Chicken Wings 00:11
330. Okey Dokey Monkey 00:14
331. Assisted Salvation 00:23
332. Feuds Spew Out of Bugle 00:12
333. Lobster Grove 00:16
334. Soda Bubbles (I'm Never Gonna Stub My Toe Again) 00:22
335. Please Don't Touch My Muffin Tonight 00:19
336. Acid Rain Pool 00:10
337. Diesel Seaweed Jesus 00:08
338. Magic in the Air (Dust Storm Man) 00:10
339. The Shrimp Shop 00:13
340. The Columbine of Fondue 00:32
341. Corrosive Ocean Ghosts 00:13
342. Holy Mongolian Tomboy 00:10
343. Wide Lion 00:16
344. My Type of Machismo 00:21
345. Bimbo Slapping a Cold Beverage Machine 00:13
346. Heroes Only Come in Two Sizes 00:23
347. Lung Warrior Tortillas 00:10
348. I'm Not Understanding You at All 00:20
349. Twin Windows 00:27
350. 100 Pounds of You 00:31
351. Festive Fondue Hearts 00:22
352. Five Friends 00:12
353. Daisies in Cement 00:24
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