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The Mountain Eagle

THE 68^th LP: 66 SONGS BY NOKIA OCEAN

I'm very pleased with one TBH (to be horny). While at first glance, it looks like an odds-n-endser, it's actually a little more curated than that IMO (in my orifice). It says the first song was creatd in February of 2023, so it took just over a year to make, but it could have taken a week, YKWIM? (ya know what I mean?) There are four songs with "fondue" in the title, a nearly 27-minute long song suite with 66 micro-tracks, and the second part has exclusive features from both Sir Paul McCartney and Will Smith! WHG! (wow, huge gets!)

Enjoy the CDLNB (copious digital liner notes below) — which seem both too much and too little, not enough, not again. And never forget: "I wrote this song with my friend Blood Pop for the film Top Gun: Maverick in my studio basement."

♫ TRACKLIST – 66 TRACKS (2:26:33)
DISC ONE: THE MOUNTAIN EAGLE (47:14)
1. At the Clown Show for the Brown Nosers 01:45
2. Obama in Heat 01:40
3. The Light Retracts 01:14
4. Genderfluid Lucifer Lattes 00:20
5. The Mountain Eagle 01:44
6. Pavarotti Fondue Steak 00:55
7. The Kids Were Cool 2 Raise Themselves 01:54
8. Aunt Deborah's Spaghetti Fondue 00:57
9. Divine Love 01:17
10. Wifewater 00:26
11. Rogue Experiment #1: The Wawa Wasabi Bonfire 03:45
12. Women Talking 01:51
13. Miss America's Possum 01:24
14. Nostradamnson 02:49
15. Rogue Experiment #2: The Perfect Man 02:24
16. Water for My Frogs 00:49
17. I Bought My Baby a BMW 00:27
18. Rogue Experiment #3: Cuban Sandwich 02:35
19. Health Problems 02:06
20. Logjam of Corporate Brainstems (Alt. Version) 00:29
21. Brand-Name Action Heroes 02:40
22. Song for the Death of Pop Culture 00:56
23. The Foie Gras River 00:57
24. Chopping Block 00:41
25. (Failed Sketches for Two Incomplete Songs) 00:47
26. The Queen of Half-Assing It 01:00
27. Pinecone 00:36
28. Non-Denominational Concrete 01:16
29. Rogue Experiment #5: The Pathfinder 01:36
30. Societal Collapse [v2] 01:08
31. My Smoking Jacket 01:08
32. Meat Coffee (from Top Gun: Maverick) 02:46
33. Rogue Experiment #4: Sick Apple Pie 00:52

DISC TWO: THE MOUNTAIN DOG (1:39:19)
1. A Little Following 03:08
2. Stone Baby 02:31
3. Keep My Wife’s Name Out of Your F***ing Mouth (😮) [ft. Will Smith] 01:37
4. Why Do People Get Cancer and Die? 01:39
5. The Mountain Dog 02:31
6. Suicide Note 02:46
7. Rogue Experiment #7: Untitled 04:14
8. The Beholder (Alt. Version) 02:17
9. I Promised Myself I'd Be a Major Success by Now and Now Feels So Worse for It Unfortunately 01:03
10. Nwot Ym Pu Wolb 05:17
11. At the Clown Show for the Brown Nosers (D_major__bpm_71 Route 6666 Remix) 02:05
12. The Living End 03:52
13. Why Don't You Come Out? 01:53
14. 2 Girls 4 Every... 01:28
15. Elegant Orangutan and Moses 00:36
16. Rogue Experiment #9: The Three Mantras? 04:15
17. Virtual-Piano-8_28_47 PM 00:19
18. I Think I'm Falling 4 U 01:41
19. I Think I'm Falling 4 U (Part Deux) 01:28
20. What Gets in the Wind Never Gets Out 01:58
21. Big Time Star of the Silent Age 02:15
22. WTF! (Foreigner? Not in the Hall of Fame??) [ft. Paul McCartney] 00:22
23. Rogue Experiment #8: LIPITOR® Gypsies (in the ∞-Sphere) 04:28
24. She Threw Away My Bugs 01:40
25. WHY? 00:32
26. The Dog Part 01:00
27. I Don't Know Where to Go 00:46
28. You Folks Sure Are Depressing 02:10
29. Rogue Experiment #6: Com·plic·it Snot-Rocket Rock 'n' Roll 04:07
30. The Skinny Streets 02:07
31. If You're Going Through Hell 05:10
32. Suite 66 26:42