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TRACKLIST
1. New Age Sex Symbol
2. Man with Wings
3. On the WWWhole
4. Triple X
5. Me!
6. Like a God
7. Maybe Too Damn God-Like?
8. Your Amazing, You Know?
9. Sex Symbol (For a Hole New Age)

NOTES / OTHER DETAILS
Proposed length: ~60min
Fake genre: ambient-mysongistic
Approval rating: 8.2 [Best New Music]
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Other notes: This theoreitcal album sounds lush and spacious (the bookend tracks both clocking in the double digits). The utilization of non-serious, borderline comedic lyrics over gorgeous sweeping soundscapes, like cranberries on a salad or something (no, not this...), proved very bloggable (theoretically) and the album received a lot of noexistentnt buzz. Become the sole benefactor and executive producer for life of this record by clicking here.