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This is the new home for my theoretical catalog (THEOCAT)— starting with #161. I don't feel like going through the trouble of putting all these blank albums on Bandcamp any more cuz I have like 2,000 to post so I'm just gonna post them here with the cover, title, & tracklist and that's all! (In fact, starting with #179, I stopped even posting fake tracklists.) When ordering, please indicate the # record you want! ($99.99 for single albums, $149.99 for multi-volume)

* indicates multi-volume fake album

O r i g i n a l • P r o m o • C o p y...
LISTEN UP: These albums and tracks don't exist yet. But they could. They have an album title, song titles, an album cover and basically a general concept/feel already in place. They just need a benefactor. By purchasing an album via the button above, you will set the wheels in motion; you will be immortalized as this record's Executive Producer and get your name (and/or links to promote your own work/stuff/something) on its album page at www.MyAmeri.ca for eternity. The Pizza Puppies Arts Collective Record Label will be forever grateful for your patronage as well. Thanks for considering this proposal to make a ~~Fake~~ Theoretical Album… 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋

...FAKE ALBUMS 1-160 HERE | FAKE ALBUMS 161-? BELOW...

161. Hands of Godd

1. I Saw God in a Gas Station Rabbit's Foot
2. The Rub, The Rubber, & The Rubbish
3. This Might Be Hell
4. Deleted Paint
5. Fake Meat for Jesus
6. Artistatement
7. 13 Rollercoasters
8. The Delicacy of Elves Left Out in the Sun to Spoil
9. Nike Ankle Tattoo (Barefoot Sport)
10. Glands of Hodge

162. LOVECITY 3D

1. 4D Chess in a Cash-Strapped World
2. Avatar Tar
3. A Serious Case of Lasagna Lung
4. Deplorable Moonbeams 2: DMs in the Metaverse
5. Met Averse People
6. Lasagna Lung Johnson
7. Stripper Party Fallout Shelter
8. Sad @ The Alps
9. My Checkered Lexus
10. LOVECITY 3D Party Anthem (You Know Where 2 Find Me)

163. TRUNK *

Tree

1. In Botany
2. Main Wooden Axis

Car

1. British English Boot
2. Dicky, Dickie, or Diggy

Body

1. Most of the Body's Organs
2. Torso What

Elephant

1. Fused with Top Lip
2. Proboskis

Luggage

1. Cuboid Container
2. Anti-Chest

164. The Djoggies Trilogy *

Volume 1: 1dentity

1. lek, ilu
2. uv b-trayul
3. nixt exat
4. eff af
5. exo holo (cholo)
6. the hypopulate
7. wooster ring
8. beachlorn
9. usho: fosho
10. an-ecdyte

Volume 2: Chûk

1. kes, ilu
2. rasty nasta
3. prop-ops (opportunistiks)
4. volumiffied be
5. joggince chrys
6. anthemus: nez
7. crassilicus
8. holize
9. trip-x recepticards
10. the aversionites

Volume 3: Djoggies FOREVER

1. sel, ilu
2. textbols (sleemak)
3. glomtom
4. neoskizzle
5. ler cumurj
6. itt styuff
7. whomptil gew-shaw
8. imprion day
9. iams-t
10. cadfleur: the apizmol

165. 2-Krüle 4-SkõõL

1. The In Evan Table Dee Fence Oven Vent Jewel Heir S.
2. Salad Snooper
3. Graybird
4. Exponential Death Parade ->
5. New Scratch Blues
6. Bless This Mess
7. How I’m Feeling (That Is)
8. It’s Easy on Emus (If You’re Asking)
9. Archbishop Harry Joseph Flynn
10. Bombing In
11. Rumpus for Jack?
12. Tomorrow (Was a Long Time Ago)
13. For the King

166. o

1. opine
2. o-my
3. o-for
4. Othello
5. ovation (seated)
6. o-wow
7. o-hi ->
8. o-hi (o)
9. o, o, o, O'Reilly

167. 7592

1. 7592 [img]

168. A V A N T G A R D A T A R

1. Spacious Recollection
2. I'm a Feeble Participant in This War
3. Gianmarlboro Constanton (Name Game's Namesake)
4. AVA TAR
5. Ms. 14
6. D-Scape Rebels
7. Used & Abused: Retaliatory Termites
8. N.T.D.A.
9. Gar

169. America 2

1. (Have You Seen My) Perfect Pickles (?)
2. Gypsy Pickles
3. No More Pickle-Songs, Please (A Prayer Answered)
4. There's Something in the Water
5. Utopian Civilization
6. Mussels RelaXXXer (Afrosneeziak Beetneck Clamhell)
7. Wuhan Groot (On Infectious I.P.)
8. Chimes of a Canoodling Clock (Ungrandfather)
9. Bush Lied, Berries Died (On the Vine)
10. Champions of Culture
11. America 2: Disney Arabia
12. Cinica
13. Silicone Straps
14. Obama Grew Horns in the Forest
15. The Two Swords (⚔️)
16. Sunset Song
17. Rat Hatch
18. Dippin' Dots of Injustice (Rainbow Bath)
19. The Wake (Sea Foam v Funeral Home)
20. Pickle-Pilled (_____ Lied, People Died)

170. Aliens Among Us

1. Giancarlo in E or F
2. Beveled Excellence
3. Ha K
4. Pat Saves Jack
5. N-Off (Until)
6. The Day Before You Die
7. Lucien Grant
8. Gradient Dave and the Accelerator
9. Smash Burger Balloon
10. L-M (Laughter vs. Madness in the Aliensphere)

171. Album 171

1. Mickey Jackson
2. The Rip-Off
3. Gorgonzola for Them Bridegrooms
4. Bad Actor Saturday
5. Radicalz, The
6. Shin Umbilical
7. I Was a Teenage Llama Farmer
8. There Were Several Stray Chickpeas in My Venison Lasagna the Night My Mama Died
9. 171-Second Song (2:51)

172. Bagels

1. Plain
2. Everything
3. Egg
4. Salt
5. Poppy
6. Sesame
7. French Toast
8. Pumpernickel
9. Cheddar
10. Garlic
11. Rainbow
12. Onion
13. Multigrain
14. Cinnamon Raisin
15. Other

173. Baseball

1. Let's Kick Dirt (In the Top of the First)
2. What's the Second Baseman 4?
3. Strike Three!
4. Four Balls = A Walk
5. Pujols & Banks (A Grand Slam Connection)
6. Eternal Strife
7. When Rennie Stennett Went 7 for 7
8. Yogi Berra Wrote This Song
9. That's Baseball!
10. Ode to Extra Innings [Bonus Track]

174. BwjsXfBCYAI4p8z

1. This is Not an Experiment [SIDE A]
2. Song for Buttercup Dickerson [SIDE B]

175. CLOUDZ

1. Putting Codes in Every Song (From Now On)
2. Sky Lie / Pie Guy
3. Composition Book Static < TV Static
4. Bodies of Work, Bodies of Water
5. Sagrado
6. The Ham Snafu
7. A So-So Meh But a Top-Notch Sneer
8. Bronco Key
9. I Will Digest the Razorblades
10. ½ of a ½ of a Whole Lotta Beeswax

176. Comubama

1. Comubama
2. Networking Skills Haver #16
3. Comubamanists Unite!
4. Troubled by Hounds
5. Diminishing Returns for All the Liminal Spaces
6. Purples v Pinks (Cluster Theory)
7. I Am Comubama!
8. Microplastic Fondue Potluck
9. Resealable Bags, Reusable Lifeforms
10. Comubama 2.0

177. Wrecking Ball

1. [untitled]

178. Eating in Cemetaries

1. Came into Money
2. Can't Help But Think
3. Earworm Wasabi
4. Sovereign Squirrels Unblack
5. Inside the Aroma Dome
6. ??????? (Seven Question Marks)
7. No Fun at All