
It is the "My America Industries Promise™" that all this music will be copyright-free and available to stream and download at no charge, for as long as an internet exists, amen (See Bandcamp). If you'd like to support this effort, pay what you can for albums via Bandcamp, but the absolute best way to support The Pizza Puppies is to sign up for ¢lub 333: What's that? For just $3.33/month you can become an official Pizza Puppy yourself (!) and get unlimited downloads/full streaming access to the entire catalogue + an original rock opera written just for you! Whoa.
Another way to support the cause is to buy a custom song, written just for you for only $5. That's pretty cool.
I know this isn't the best music in the world, but I am proud to say that it is something and it definitely exists. Who knows what the future holds in terms of new music, but I am relishing this new hobby as self-preservationist/archivist in addition to my roles as CEO of My America Industries and the very proud manager/creative director of super-duper art collective / mysterious entity, The Pizza Puppies (currently comprising a roster of over 125 artists and bands).
I encourage you to share this music far and wide. Thank you.
Sincerely, Justin Jefferson
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001 | Likes: I Had Sixteen Days to Mail These Postcards from Mercury, But I Failed Miserably
002 | Likes 2: Braintainting Audiodebris and the Remnants of the Postcards from Mercury
003 | Songs of the Unfinished Spine
004 | A Bright and Shiny Cure for Sexual Cancer
005 | Alone and Spineless
006 | Hide the Courage
007 | Fetus Junkie, Acts I-II
008 | A Cappella Lullabies from Hell, Vol. I
009 | Born of Monster
010 | Friendship by Knifepoint
011 | Sea of Bliss: The Cassette Tape Anthology
012 | R.U. Ready 2 Rock?
013 | Try Isemesisis
014 | Songs of the Day
015 | The Disintegration of Values in Outerspace
016 | The Dingo
017 | The 2008 New York Yankees
018 | New Spine Blues
019 | Fake Songs about My Future Wife
020 | Lovefucker
021 | My Life the Daydream
022 | Provender
023 | Nothing I Own Works
024 | January and June
025 | Real Icicles
026 | Kill Beachwood
027 | Toy Xylophone and Frost
028 | The 9.8.09 Multnomah County Sheriff's Office 24-Hour Booking Log: Pop Music Edition
029 | Nonelucidating Ribozo
030 | Next Stop
031 | Ozzie Guillen's Twitter in Song: The First 253 Tweets
032 | Hot Asphalt Blues
033 | The Time Machine
034 | Spine Time
035 | Backbone of Regalia
036 | Who's Got the Time?! Classic Albums Condensed
037 | QPS: Quitters Prep School
038 | Lamatzah????
039 | Say Yes to the Dress: Original Music Score
040 | 9/11: The Album
041 | Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance
042 | Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy
043 | Twitpella, Vol. III: Vagary
044 | Flagger Ahead: Songs for the Road That Drove Itself Insane (Book One: To)
045 | Flagger Ahead: Songs for the Road That Drove Itself Insane (Book Two: From)
046 | AA: The Ballads
047 | Jazz for Millennials
048 | Make Real
049 | Long-Distance Runner
050 | 𝔼𝕍𝕀𝕃
051 | ¿mediuh?
052 | A Face in the Crowd
053 | 2020 in a Nut Shell
054 | Aunt Jackonoff
055 | STOCK FOOTAGE OF A HILL
056 | Break Shit with Your Wands, Kids †
057 | SnapSongs™
058 | Total Dumbey
059 | Mecca Rising
060 | On Id
061 | Twitpella, Vol. IV: The Numbness Game
062 | Select Soundtracks from Experimental Film Work 2013
063 | New Real Thing
064 | Select Commercials, Shitposts & Other Digital Ephemera (Circa 17-19): Original Movie Soundtrack
065 | XXXL HELL
066 | Movie Songs
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EP1-001 | The Policy of Being Too Cautious
EP1-002 | Punishment
EP1-003 | Sick Society
EP1-004 | What He Becomes
EP1-005 | Outright Dislike
EP1-006 | Daring to Risk
EP1-007 | The Heart Unwrinkled
EP1-008 | Born with a Nightmare
EP1-009 | Positive Fools
EP1-010 | Your 'Thanks Box' is Warped
EP1-011 | I Shall Someday Die
EP1-012 | The Cooling Influence of the World
EP1-013 | Perfect Moment
EP1-014 | Experts
EP1-015 | Works
EP1-016 | Born in Hatred
EP1-017 | A Normal, Healthy, Well-Adjusted Adult
EP1-018 | Anger Dwells
EP1-019 | The Dust of Everyday Life
EP1-020 | The Average Ape
EP1-021 | An Insignificant Planet of a Humdrum Star
EP1-022 | Sixty
EP1-023 | Fleeting Human Passions
EP1-024 | Attention of the World
EP1-025 | God Gave Us Memories
EP1-026 | France
EP1-027 | Only So Many Tomorrows
EP1-028 | Success is Relative
EP1-029 | Don't Give Up
EP1-030 | The Appellation
EP1-031 | One Hour of Thoughtful Solitude
EP1-032 | Fun & Fear
EP1-033 | His Own Side in a Quarrel
EP1-034 | Requested Fake
EP1-035 | The Real Enemy
EP1-036 | Life is Like a Dogsled Race
EP1-037 | Double Victory
EP1-038 | To Make an Enemy
EP1-039 | The Years Will Take Care of Themselves
EP1-040 | Kill Something
EP1-041 | Exact Value to Your Listener
EP1-042 | Completely Dead
EP1-043 | As a Roaring Lion
EP1-044 | Without Folly
EP1-045 | One Blasphemy
EP1-046 | The Wave of the World is Wrong
EP1-047 | Propensitate of Prejudice
EP1-048 | Wise
EP1-049 | In Wildness
EP1-050 | Freedom from Fear
EP1-051 | Mental Illness
EP1-052 | Hug
EP1-053 | We Do Not Experience It
EP1-054 | With or Without Bloodshed
EP1-055 | Impotence
EP1-056 | A Strange Complaint
EP1-057 | The National Rifle Association
EP1-058 | Strange Seas of Thought
EP1-059 | God
EP1-060 | What No Words Can Utter
EP1-061 | Most Men Buy Nothing
EP1-062 | Adolescence and Obsolescence
EP1-063 | Trifles Go
EP1-064 | Whatever You are from Nature
EP1-065 | Unpopular Masterpiece
EP1-066 | All Progress
EP1-067 | Any Clod
EP1-068 | Barnum Was Wrong
EP1-069 | The Devil
EP1-070 | Seize the Moment of Excited Curiosity
EP1-071 | Never
EP1-072 | Necessary Invention
EP1-073 | No Crime
EP1-074 | Hamburger Technology
EP1-075 | We Are Loved
EP1-076 | Tolerating Ambiguity
EP1-077 | Polls
EP1-078 | The Test
EP1-079 | Something Bad
EP1-080 | Use of Imagination
EP1-081 | Run Itself to Death
EP1-082 | All the Things
EP1-083 | One Language
EP1-084 | Age
EP1-085 | Ornament of a House
EP1-086 | The Things Most People Think Are Pretty Smart Are Pretty Dumb
EP1-087 | Picturesque Bad Manners
EP1-088 | Fences
EP1-089 | Dote
EP1-090 | Things That We Would Throw Away
EP1-091 | The Sober Veil
EP1-092 | Aviation
EP1-093 | Purgation of Emotions
EP1-094 | Against the Oppressor
EP1-095 | Lay Hold on Heaven
EP1-096 | Don't Worry About Your Equipment
EP1-097 | Bad Hops
EP1-098 | The Dumber People
EP1-099 | All the Events of Your Life
EP1-100 | I Hate Music
EP2-101 | Black Spaghetti
EP2-102 | Taco-Fox Betrayal Unit, Saturn 2019
EP2-103 | This Missive Unrelated
EP2-104 | Symbolik Chortling
EP2-105 | Stereoptician
EP2-106 | Fickle Fritz
EP2-107 | Alcoholic Head Football Coach
EP2-108 | The Red-Faced People of the New Age Bar
EP2-109 | The Spotlight
EP2-110 | I Am a Furcoat
EP2-111 | Door
EP2-112 | Who Am I to Say?
EP2-113 | Waiting for the Wind
EP2-114 | Hospital Apologies
EP2-115 | Orange Santa Suit
EP2-116 | Assplay Sojourn 2
EP2-117 | Pizza Ship is Sinking
EP2-118 | Nine
EP2-119 | A Real "Must"
EP2-120 | Lepa Dupham
EP2-121 | Nice Autosave
EP2-122 | Particularly Flooding Floors
EP2-123 | Panda Meat
EP2-124 | Hot Metal High
EP2-125 | Brosita
EP2-126 | Talentless Piece of Shit
EP2-127 | Barf Balladz
EP2-128 | Melodies & Joy
EP2-129 | The Latest Black Keys Album
EP2-130 |
EP2-131 | Wink or Whim
EP2-132 | Nuke Toddlers
EP2-133 | Steve the Horse & The Lemon Machine
EP2-134 | Post-Singularity
EP2-135 | The Island Library
EP2-136 | Alone Forever
EP2-137 | Hands Around Your Own Neck
EP2-138 | Chill Wind Factor
EP2-139 | Full Circle
EP2-140 | Spambot of Love
EP2-141 | Elivindarye
EP2-142 | Total Control
EP2-143 | Born Exactly the Same
EP2-144 | Human
EP2-145 | Surprise Party! Overcast in Party Land
EP2-146 | Select Trouser Songs, 2006-2009
EP2-147 | Johnny Kill the Mermaids
EP2-148 | Fuck My Lingo
EP2-149 | Winning Man
EP2-150 | Hammer Thru
EP2-151 | Deserved of It
EP2-152 | Matadors
EP2-153 | Rust Belt Tetanus Paw-Paw: Meditations on Punishment
EP2-154 | The Tiniest War
EP2-155 | Animalsongs
EP2-156 | A Book Exists in Your Heart
EP2-157 | Don't Touch My Lungs
EP2-158 | Bucket of Bile
EP2-159 | Pageantry of Imagery
EP2-160 | Dumb Songs from the Evolved Tiger Mall
EP2-161 | Pushes Piano, Feels No Pain
EP2-162 | More Better Deathsongs
EP2-163 | Show You All in Time
EP2-164 | Pretense Horizon
EP2-165 | A Fatal Blow
EP2-166 | I'm Awake
EP2-167 | Malnourished and in Love
EP2-168 | You Know What I Mean
EP2-169 | What Whales Can Do
EP2-170 | Life is a Steal
EP2-171 | Endless Omens
EP2-172 | Tom the Graveyard Wizard
EP2-173 | No One Was Made for Their Times
EP2-174 | Small Town
EP2-175 | Cynic Crisis
EP2-176 | The Meat Factory
EP2-177 | Forever in Control: Modern Skype Rock N Rollers
EP2-178 | Hammer
EP2-179 | Flowers & Shit
EP2-180 | Scarves
EP2-181 | My Life is Worthless
EP2-182 | The Armless Man Will Walk Again
EP2-183 | The Bathroom Trash Can at Bono's House
EP2-184 | Various Trophies
EP2-185 | These Songs are a Violation of Trust
EP2-186 | Logos Upside Down
EP2-187 | Magnificent Passage
EP2-188 | Humans Are Better
EP2-189 | Pimp Scampi
EP2-190 | I Changed My Mind
EP2-191 | Eagle Wings
EP2-192 | Seeking a Friend
EP2-193 | Chess
EP2-194 | Every Human is a Member of My Band
EP2-195 | Gopher Economy
EP2-196 | The Lost Z's 2: Gumption of the Night
EP2-197 | Glass House Ringwald Binge
EP2-198 | The Shoe Factory
EP2-199 | Calam
EP2-200 | Backwards Nomo
EP3-201 | Style K
EP3-202 | Raised Jazz, Dies
EP3-203 | Boston By
EP3-204 | Public England Hijab Sounder
EP3-205 | Company Goner
EP3-206 | Fails in Upscale
EP3-207 | The Windpipe Event
EP3-208 | Consuming Glamour
EP3-209 | Gay Widow York Need?
EP3-210 | Michael
EP3-211 | Drug A
EP3-212 | During Mississippi
EP3-213 | The Toe
EP3-214 | In Edward Association S
EP3-215 | Cheaper Contagion
EP3-216 | Brewed Opinion
EP3-217 | Safety Sublime
EP3-218 | Pushes War Will Four
EP3-219 | Pepper Narrow
EP3-220 | Lemon in Unusually
EP3-221 | That Science!
EP3-222 | Time Churches: Talk Quest
EP3-223 | Home is Technology
EP3-224 | Soccer Damaged
EP3-225 | Obama Summer
EP3-226 | By of Drama
EP3-227 | Down Home Speech
EP3-228 | Grandfather Conflict
EP3-229 | John Between Aeration
EP3-230 | Julian Jokes
EP3-231 | Killed Weddings
EP3-232 | Cicadas by Nagourney
EP3-233 | Google of News
EP3-234 | Dummies Machine
EP3-235 | Mandela
EP3-236 | Michael Stiglitz
EP3-237 | Sebnem
EP3-238 | Used Pop!
EP3-239 | Panopticon Inn
EP3-240 | Hybrid Slide
EP3-241 | Crosswords Dissident
EP3-242 | Download Islam
EP3-243 | Rough Report for Tradition
EP3-244 | X Slide Movie Boost
EP3-245 | Said Civics
EP3-246 | Test Recruitment Foes
EP3-247 | Musharraf
EP3-248 | Goal Attic
EP3-249 | Nachos Classified
EP3-250 | Orphanage Advertising
EP3-251 | World Illness Four
EP3-252 | The Bantu
EP3-253 | Killed Garden
EP3-254 | Mutation Fault
EP3-255 | Terms Shaky to Prudence
EP3-256 | Future China
EP3-257 | Living Weak Huh
EP3-258 | Last Road Will
EP3-259 | Maxiscooter Arena
EP3-260 | Least Capital Perfect Life
EP3-261 | Feeling Escrow
EP3-262 | Tracking of Fed Condos
EP3-263 | Legal Lawyers
EP3-264 | Education by Advisors
EP3-265 | Suicide Last
EP3-266 | Guthrie Landler in Certaintyfashion
EP3-267 | Warrantless Was
EP3-268 | Past Antisecrecy Small
EP3-269 | Sengupta
EP3-270 | Year Music
EP3-271 | Chang Tools
EP3-272 | Savage Focuses
EP3-273 | Video Mohamed and Tools
EP3-274 | Bohemia Digital EZ Gridlock
EP3-275 | Brain Tries Ball
EP3-276 | Hard in the Admitted
EP3-277 | Calamity of Opinion
EP3-278 | Gay Economy Dealbook
EP3-279 | Poet Job
EP3-280 | Former Television Choices Huh
EP3-281 | On Rest
EP3-282 | Cohen
EP3-283 | Widespread Us
EP3-284 | Walking Love
EP3-285 | Chemical Test Pale
EP3-286 | Post-Musical
EP3-287 | Joe Said Ed
EP3-288 | Cornered in America, Huh?
EP3-289 | Style Ego
EP3-290 | Soft Target
EP3-291 | West Silvia Diphtheria: Songs for Pierce Strawberry
EP3-292 | Seville Geneva
EP3-293 | Of Passion Old
EP3-294 | Imerosseous
EP3-295 | Large York News
EP3-296 | Accused Anxiety Orators
EP3-297 | On Regent
EP3-298 | Dies Nada
EP3-299 | Killings Week
EP3-300 | Violence
EP4-301 | The Ungulate *
EP4-302 | All Truth is White and the Green Room is Red *
EP4-303 | Some American Sun Songs
EP4-304 | Novosibirsk
EP4-305 | He Who Snaps Last, Snaps Longest
EP4-306 | Patchwork: 10 Phantom B-Sides for the Federal Gov't
EP4-307 | BRANDZ
EP4-308 | No Molestar *
EP4-309 | Mile Zero
EP4-310 | one09
EP4-311 | The Prefect Human
EP4-312 | Seminal Brevity
EP4-313 | في في (Fe Fe)
EP4-314 | Alabama
EP4-315 | An Infrequent History
EP4-316 | Text Messages
EP4-317 | Evil Will Not Ever Prevail
EP4-318 | FOCUs ('Ŧ๏lк' Üร)
EP4-319 | 30th Century BC
EP4-320 | 7 Shitty Songs in D Minor
EP4-321 | ©LAMP
EP4-322 | M.Y.S. Pace [an incomplete audiobook]
EP4-323 | Quokka Island Quarantine
EP4-324 | Last Evenings on Earth
EP4-325 | Self-Titled
EP4-326 | Breensongs
EP4-327 | Iowa & Idaho
EP4-328 | Boise Stasis
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SS00001 | Unity
SS00002 | Then the Dog Piss Froze
SS00003 | All Yüng Dreamers
SS00004 | Low
SS00005 | Out of Play
SS00006 | The Tofu Children
SS00007 | The Chrome Ponies
SS00008 | Tim Bucks 2
SS00009 | Murder Weapon
SS00010 | Lobster Boy
SS00011 | Disco Baby Hoopla
SS00012 | Ain't No Demise
SS00013 | February'll
SS00014 | Terror on the Airlines
SS00015 | Weirdo in a Hazmat Suit
SS00016 | The Last Dad on Planet D-Bag
SS00017 | Dead & Alive
SS00018 | Your Life
SS00019 | Lo Mein on Paper
SS00020 | In Ecuador
SS00021 | Can't Tell from My Selfies
SS00022 | Rioting Right
SS00023 | Rigatoni Steve
SS00024 | Nice in the Morning
SS00025 | Hot Fractals in Practice
SS00026 | Weirdo
SS00027 | Nope
SS00028 | Power Your Soul
SS00029 | Easter Zebras
SS00030 | Bye Bye Butt
SS00031 | Be the Beaver
SS00032 | Everyone's a Weasel
SS00033 | Dying Inside
SS00034 | Whisper to Lichtenstein
SS00035 | With Apathy
SS00036 | The Temperature
SS00037 | Pastry Freak
SS00038 | Toilet Soul
SS00039 | Audioworm
SS00040 | Popcorn Shrimp
SS00041 | Lobster Poachers
SS00042 | Inside of Your Love
SS00043 | Leave the Meat Alone
SS00044 | Baby, You're a Dingo Too
SS00045 | To the Tooth
SS00046 | How Many People Do You Know? (Brain Bully)
SS00047 | The World Needs a Little More Love
SS00048 | I Don't Think You Understand Me (Baby)
SS00049 | 1000 & Death %
SS00050 | A Lexus in East Texas?
SS00051 | Party's Over
SS00052 | Nike Skyline
SS00053 | No-Eyes Bayou
SS00054 | 2010
SS00055 | Money Mouth
SS00056 | Burger Boy
SS00057 | Tiny Little Eyes
SS00058 | Serious Songs
SS00059 | Mai Tai High Tide WiFi
SS00060 | Blister Boys
SS00061 | Arc Light
SS00062 | Hot Jesus
SS00063 | Shalom, Scarducci
SS00064 | Blob
SS00065 | Emotive Seas
SS00066 | Water Polo
SS00067 | Fast Forward Mode
SS00068 | Love in the USA
SS00069 | I've Had Enough
SS00070 | Opinions Swarm
SS00071 | Bi-Curious Septuagenarians
SS00072 | Poop So Clean
SS00073 | Milk Duds
SS00074 | Cinnamon Backrubs
SS00075 | No More Juice
SS00076 | Olaf and the Babysitter
SS00077 | My Name is J
SS00078 | Skeleton Tho
SS00079 | Eclectic, Electric & Nice
SS00080 | Cool & Modern
SS00081 | Radio
SS00082 | Death Day
SS00083 | Koala Maximalist
SS00084 | Bossa Nova Town
SS00085 | Illegal Pet Crow
SS00086 | Don't Eat the Buildings
SS00087 | Oklahoma Shipwreck
SS00088 | A Poem in a Town with No Name
SS00089 | Illuminati Topsin
SS00090 | Base is Exposed
SS00091 | Emojis? My Cronies
SS00092 | Pono Coma
SS00093 | All Rust is Touched
SS00094 | Macho Lobotomy
SS00095 | Long Con Octopus Mom
SS00096 | In Dunkirk
SS00097 | 16 Robots
SS00098 | Living Next to Lizards
SS00099 | Lebanese Maybe
SS00100 | Drowning in a Mountain
SS∞: Check out the new SnapSongs™ in-progress album for new Snapchat Songs.
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1srael
• That Science! • Tiny Little Eyes • Widespread Us

2 Po
• God Gave Us Memories • One Blasphemy

86-666 a/k/a REJECT SATAN!
• The Devil • Pushes War Will Four

100mg
• Google of News

Air 0
• Everyone's a Weasel • Illegal Pet Crow

Anti-Distortion Group Zero
• Don't Give Up

Aunt Jackonoff
• Aunt Jackonoff

The Bantu
• The Bantu

Best Impressions
• Popcorn Shrimp

Big Pig Zombie
• Test Recruitment Foes

Bisby, Greg
• R.U. Ready 2 Rock?

Blank Panters
• Style K

Bolera, Arar
• Barnum Was Wrong • Emojis? My Cronies • Real Icicles

Bologna Homies
• The Last Dad on Planet D-Bag

Boomerang Sleep
• The Average Ape

Brandzoid
• BRANDZ • Exact Value to Your Listener • Lobster Poachers • Your 'Thanks Box' is Warped

Cardamom II
• Warrantless Was

Carl's Marks
• Hybrid Slide

Castor Genus
• Be the Beaver

C., Jimbo
• His Own Side in a Quarrel

Castrated Decoy and the Pedro
• The Temperature

Cheese Pup
• The Chrome Ponies • Cinnamon Backrubs

Chet's Friend
• Seminal Brevity

• Orphanage Advertising

Clatterbuck, John
• John Between Aeration

Cleer
• Hot Fractals in Practice • My Name is J

COLOG
• The Dust of Everyday Life • Weirdo in a Hazmat Suit

Color Babies
• Purgation of Emotions

Creep B
• Easter Zebras • Sengupta • A Strange Complaint

Cristil Pistils
• No Crime • Perfect Moment

Crossection ~✞❏~
• The Tofu Children

Cruiship
• Savage Focuses

C'Russian It!
• With or Without Bloodshed

Cryptic DJ Joe
• In Wildness • A Normal, Healthy, Well-Adjusted Adult

Cult of Eye Contact
• Gay Economy Dealbook • Opinions Swarm • Trifles Go

Cyst Turd Act
• Hot Asphalt Blues • Leave the Meat Alone

Darchitecture
• Things That We Would Throw Away

Dasher, Gloreen
• Daring to Risk

Def Pianissimo
• All Progress • Milk Duds • Try Isemesisis • Walking Love

Demasculinization
• Brain Tries Ball • Legal Lawyers

The Depressed Specialists
• I Don't Think You Understand Me (Baby)

DE†H BØX
• Base is Exposed • Lebanese Maybe • Murder Weapon • Run Itself to Death

Difficult Mother
• Cheaper Contagion

Diphtheria Crew 22.2
• Fails in Upscale

DJ President Trump
• 2020 in a Nut Shell • Jazz for Millennials • Large York News • Make Real • one09

Down Home Speech
• Down Home Speech

Dramama
• By of Drama

The Dumber People
• The Dumber People

Dyno-Blashp
• 1000 & Death %

East Sitter
• Can't Tell from My Selfies

Echohut
• Bi-Curious Septuagenarians Christmas Shopping in Spain

Echo's Glenn
• Bohemia Digital EZ Gridlock Michael Stiglitz

≡L L≡≡ (El Lee)
• Born with a Nightmare • Nonelucidating Ribozo • We Do Not Experience It

Elitist Feeding Tube (EFT)
• Experts • Works

əmale
• Against the Oppressor • Sebnem • Terror on the Airlines

eSlaves
• Adolescence and Obsolescence

Essence Loo
• Toilet Soul

Estrogen³
• Alone and Spineless • Koala Maximalist • Positive Fools

E†S, a man
• What No Words Can Utter

Factory Appetizers
• Low • Propensitate of Prejudice

Feet Peeps
• All the Events of Your Life • The Toe

Fences
• Fences

Fireboys
• Long Con Octopus Mom • Party's Over

The First True Map of the Earth
• During Mississippi • On Regent • The Sober Veil

The Frenchingmen
• France

Game of Gates
• The Test

Gerboli, Arin
• Outright Dislike • Tim Bucks 2

The Gods of Good Pants
• Lay Hold on Heaven • Of Passion Old • Requested Fake

The Gravel Boys
• Nachos Classified • Unity

Grunt Control
• The National Rifle Association

Guadalupe Peg
• Bohemia Digital EZ Gridlock • Michael

Hamburg Errs
• Hamburger Technology • Mutation Fault

Hamptons, Ike
• The Appellation • Joe Said Ed • Safety Sublime

Hedge
• I Hate Music

Hen Avenue
• Rough Report for Tradition

hero she ma
• Home is Technology • The Real Enemy

His Halo is Just a Pizza
• Cool & Modern • Emotive Seas • God

Howl, Vernon
• 30th Century BC • The 9.8.09 Multnomah County Sheriff's Office 24-Hour Booking Log: Pop Music Edition • AA: The Ballads • Bad Hops • A Cappella Lullabies from Hell, Vol. I • Company Goner • The Dingo • Don't Worry About Your Equipment • 𝔼𝕍𝕀𝕃 • Fetus Junkie, Acts I-II • Flagger Ahead: Songs for the Road That Drove Itself Insane (Book One: To) • Flagger Ahead: Songs for the Road That Drove Itself Insane (Book Two: From) • January and June • Long-Distance Runner • Ornament of a House • Say Yes to the Dress: Original Music Score • Select Soundtracks from Experimental Film Work 2013 • Strange Seas of Thought • Total Dumbey • Twitpella, Vol. I: The Renaissance • Twitpella, Vol. II: Smashed Economy • Twitpella, Vol. III: Vagary • Twitpella, Vol. IV: The Numbness Game

• Burger Boy • Calamity of Opinion

Ill-Fitting Bra
• Dying Inside

Imagine Horny Dragons
• Arc Light • Dote • Boston By

Imperial Cigar Posse
• Living Next to Lizards • The World Needs a Little More Love

Ionian Mode
• Least Capital Perfect Life

iPrisoner
• Panopticon Inn

JazzBoy
• Raised Jazz, Dies

Jkohnson, Tzom
• Freedom from Fear

Juiced Mortician
• Public England Hijab Sounder • Shalom, Scarducci

Just Jeff
• A Face in the Crowd • Breensongs • Iowa & Idaho • Boise Stasis • Movie Songs • On Id • Select Commercials, Shitposts & Other Digital Ephemera (Circa 17-19): Original Movie Soundtrack • Self-Titled • في في (Fe Fe)

Kmart Tarps
• Julian Jokes • Mental Illness • Punishment

Lamb Buckingham
• Crosswords Dissident • Without Folly

Landler, Guthrie
• Guthrie Landler in Certaintyfashion

Le Quitters
• QPS: Quitters Prep School

LiiVE
• Chemical Test Pale • Fleeting Human Passions • Life is Like a Dogsled Race

Liquid Pig
• Brewed Opinion • Oklahoma Shipwreck

Lobster Boy & The Dubious Dudes
• Living Weah Huh • Lobster Boy

LoMU
• Macho Lobotomy

The Magic Mafia
• Sixty

Mandela
• Mandela

Mantra Chompers
• Killed Garden • Rioting Right

Maximum Minor Alliance (MMA)
• 2010 • Seville Geneva

MC KFC
• Past Antisecrecy Small

MC Nothingness
• All Truth is White and the Green Room is Red • Skeleton Tho

McHemsworth, Devlin Dean
• Anger Dwells • Nope

Meaty Diva Imperialists
• Tracking of Fed Condos

microorganism
• Picturesque Bad Manners

Middle Manatee
• The Disintegration of Values in Outer Space • Poet Job • World Illness Four

Miso Soupy
• Last Road Will

The Mole Stars
• No Molestar

Monsgoose
• Bossa Nova Town • Money Mouth

Mojo Gopher
• Killed Weddings

Mooch of Truth
• I've Had Enough

Myo͞okəs Gráciás
• Baby, You're a Dingo Too

Mystery Moon Clues
• Born in Hatred • Nothing I Own Works • Something Bad

Nary
• Use of Imagination

Natural Vulture
• One Language • Whatever You are from Nature

Ned J
• Aviation

Niceties B4 Extremities
• Nice in the Morning

Nit Up
• 16 Robots • All Rust is Touched

NO NAME
• Impotence • Post-Musical

Nokia Ocean
• Necessary Invention • Only So Many Tomorrows • Provender

Nowness
• Goal Attics • Violence

Nü Flaunt Tiers
• Cohen • FOCUs ('Ŧ๏lк' Üร)

of Palermo
• AN INFREQUENT HISTORY

Oily Rich
• X Slide Movie Boost

The Optical Equivalent of a Wind Chime
• Chang Tools

The Organic Idols
• Grandfather Conflict • No-Eyes Bayou

The Original Deadheads
• Completely Dead

Organized Cotton
• Mai Tai High Tide WiFi

Panster
• Pepper Narrow • Wise

The Pastry Freaks
• Pastry Freak

PEARS
• Lemon in Unusually

PiSSBOi-19
• Imerosseous • Then the Dog Piss Froze

The Pizza Puppies
• 7 Shitty Songs in D Minor • 9/11: The Album • Break Shit with Your Wands, Kids • ©LAMP • Friendship by Knifepoint • He Who Snaps Last, Snaps Longest • His Own Side in a Quarrel • Kill Something • Mecca Rising • ¿mediuh? • Mile Zero • The Prefect Human • The Policy of Being Too Cautious • Sea of Bliss: The Cassette Tape Anthology • SnapSongs™ • STOCK FOOTAGE OF A HILL • The Time Machine • Tolerating Ambiguity • Who's Got the Time?! Classic Albums Condensed

Plethora Trax
• Feeling Escrow • How Many People Do You Know? (Brain BullY)

The Podcasts
• Video Mohamed and Tools

Political Expert
• Polls

Pōltrē Kôrnēə
• Dead & Alive

Post-Emoji Communication Unit
• An Insignificant Planet of a Humdrum Star • To Make an Enemy

The Promised Alternative
• Hard in the Admitted • Poop So Clean

Proto Zamrockers
• Former Television Choices Huh • Maxiscooter Arena

Pulplay
• Soccer Damaged

Pyro Memorial
• Serious Songs

Reignfall
• Gay Widow York Need?

The Rejection Sermon
• Fast Forward Mode • In Edward Association S

Religion Linked to Obesity
• Accused Anxiety Orators • Download Islam • Seize the Moment of Excited Curiosity

Republits
• Education by Advisors

Retro Selectio
• No More Juice

Revision Quilts
• Blob

Rigatoni B.L.I.S.S. Squad 10
• The Heart Unwrinkled • Power Your Soul

Rigatoni Steve
• Rigatoni Steve • Text Messages

Roth Kompany
• Novosibirsk • The Things Most People Think Are Pretty Smart Are Pretty Dumb

Ryan Howard 3
• Radio

Saint Multimedia
• The Windpipe Event

Saliva Utopia Six
• Love in the USA • Said Civics

Salmon of the Trash
• A Lexus in East Texas? • Illuminati Topspin

Sante Fe Punker
• As a Roaring Lion • Double Victory

Schwa
• February'll

SF Toilet People
• I Shall Someday Die

Shine
• Alabama

Skilyne
• Cornered in America, Huh? • Disco Baby Hoopla • In Ecuador

SkyKid
• EPs – Series 2 (100 EPs) • Last Evenings on Earth • Likes • Likes 2 • New Real Thing • The Ungulate • XXXL HELL

Skyway Meat
• Hot Jesus • Suicide Last

Smith, Doug
• All the Things • Songs of the Day

Smyth, Enid
• A Bright and Shiny Cure for Sexual Cancer

Smythe, Merlin Yardley
• M.Y.S. Pace [an incomplete audiobook]

SNCF
• In Dunkirk • One Hour of Thoughtful Solitude

SNOIL
• Any Clod • Style Ego

sp00kmonk '66
• Water Polo

The SportzBlasters
• The 2008 New York Yankees • Ozzie Guillen's Twitter in Song: The First 253 Tweets

St. Christina the Astonishing
• Born of Monster

Super Rare Bug
• Cicadas by Nagourney • The Cooling Influence of the World • Lo Mein on Paper

†คς๏ G๏D
• Time Churches: Talk Quest

Taraxacum
• We Are Loved

Tarville
• Fun & Fear

Terebi
• Success is Relative • What He Becomes

To the Tooth
• Audioworm • Penitentary Dentures

Tribe Tropes
• Whisper to Lichtenstein

Tripping Incumbents
• Age

Truthseeker
• Drowning in a Mountain • Killings Week • Out of Play

Turmericrü
• Olaf and the Babysitter

Turquoize
• Quokka Island Quarantine

The Unfinished Spine
• Backbone of Regalia • New Spine Blues • Spine Time • Songs of the Unfinished Spine

Unincorporated Community
• Year Music

Uno Exclamation
• Death Day

VR⇪NVS
• Drug A

USA Takko Club
• Dies Nada • Eclectic, Electric & Nice • With Apathy • The Years Will Take Care of Themselves

The Vacation Cattle
• Terms Shaky to Prudence

Vasé
• Used Pop!

Vast Astrix
• Unpopular Masterpiece

Wall Russ
• Dummies Machine

Ward, Piggy
• Hide the Courage

Wave Dogs
• Don't Eat the Buildings • The Wave of the World is Wrong

Wheatenhurst, Roland
• Your LifeWhirlybird
• Musharraf

WifeLord
• Fake Songs About My Future Wife • Lovefucker • My Life the Daydream

Wirth, Paz
• Patchwork: 10 Phantom B-Sides for the Federal Gov't

ωizкi∂
• Never

WØLVLØV
• Inside of Your Love • Lamatzah????

wwweirdo
• Weirdo

XXX Mexicans
• Nike Skyline

You Essay
• Soft Target • Some American Sun Songs

Yüng Dreamers
• Ain't No Demise • All Yüng Dreamers

Yung Kneel
• Pono Coma

Ze Hiroshima Popes
• Most Men Buy Nothing • Sick Society

ZERObama
• Bye Bye Butt • Consuming Glamour • Evil Will Not Ever Prevail • Hug • Obama Summer

Ziv NK
• Blister Boys • On Rest • A Poem in a Town with No Name

Zhonggup Delivery System
• Future China • West Silvia Diphtheria: Songs for Pierce Strawberry

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THE T-CAT (THEORETICAL CATALOGUE):
T00001 | Racist Sex Acts in Public / Vegas Pub Stunts in Dublin 🥚 SALE!
T00003 | The Glass is 49.7% Empty 🥚 SALE!
T00004 | What Women Want, or Me: The Album 🥚 SALE!
T00005 | Just Chillin' 🥚 SALE!
T00006 | Wall-to-Wall Inaction 🥚 SALE!
T00007 | Life of a horse in the eye of the storm 🥚 SALE!
T00008 | The Golden Age of Rock (1996-1998) 🥚 SALE!
T00009 | 40 More Songs 🥚
T00010 | American Bile 🥚
T00011 | Crouse and Coulter 🥚
T00012 | Señor Pulpo 🥚 SALE!
T00013 | Killerass Wicked Boner Jamz 🥚
T00014 | Killing the Ten-Toed Sloth... 🥚
T00015 | Mayflower Brandy 🥚
T00016 | Names 🥚
T00017 | Nothing I Own Works 2 🥚
T00018 | One Man's Mankind and Comprehension Test 🥚
T00019 | The Snyder Cut 🥚 SALE!
T00020 | Seven Shocking Pygmies (On Fire) 🥚
T00021 | Heir of a Repulsive Face 🥚
T00022 | The Doldrums Kicked My Ass 🥚
T00023 | Heavenly Bodies Be Holding Me Down, or Everything: All the Time 🥚
T00024 | Honey Mountain 🥚
T00025 | x/x²: 2021 & Beyond 🥚
T00026 | 23 🥚
T00027 | Wine Gravel Flute Gut 🥚
T00028 | Useless Outlaw 🥚
T00029 | What I'm Not, and Can & Can't Do 🥚
T00030 | Scenes from the Newly Departed Athletic Club 🥚
T00031 | Sheep Rock 🥚
T00032 | Pennythought Abuse: Wakefield in Tranist 🥚
T00033 | Windows of the World 🥚
T00034 | Trash Can Lovers and Other Worthless Songs 🥚
T00035 | How True is Your Sorrow? 🥚
T00036 | Nightowl 🥚
T00037 | Furry Fudge 🥚
T00038 | Idle Rifles Make Good Friends 🥚
T00039 | Necrology 🥚
T00040 | If a Mustache Style Could Cure Heartache 🥚
T00041 | The Fun 🥚 SALE!
T00042 | The American Radiohead 🥚
T00043 | Listen to My Stuff 🥚 SALE!
T00044 | Nine 29 Tusk Easy 🥚 SALE!
T00045 | Paul Blart: Mall Cop: The Album 🥚SALE!
T00046 | Salute My Significance 🥚
T00047 | _ 🥚
T00048 | Inverted Pyramid: The Stunted Runts of Glory 🥚
T00049 | Bill Your Local Spaceman for His Crimes 🥚
T00050 | Lessons of War 🥚SALE!
T00051 | Mooo 🥚
T00052 | Shakespeare Couldn't Write Like Me 🥚
T00053 | Anorexicana 🥚
T00054 | Of the Sun 🥚SALE!
T00055 | The Non-Orange Orangutan 🥚
T00056 | Sex Tile Toy Fight 🥚
T00057 | Global Energy 🥚
T00058 | Chat Action Masks 🥚
T00059 | And When Your 3rd Wife Gets Cancer 🥚
T00060 | Fatigue Science 🥚
T00061 | The Last Reinvention 🥚
T00062 | Fake Album #58🥚
T00063 | bloodpiss🥚SALE!
T00064 | The Guy Who Invented Futura Was Sent to Jail🥚
T00065 | If Someone Were to Write Poetry On These Bathroom Walls, Everyone Would Know It Was Me🥚
T00066 | Demented Sea Shanties🥚
T00067 | fozi-3🥚
T00068 | The We're Not Revolution🥚
T00069 | Bepio: Mentality🥚
T00070 | Jerp🥚
T00071 | American Liez & Laisers🥚
T00072 | My🥚
T00073 | My 2🥚
T00074 | Deathlessness in Death🥚
T00075 | Giggles of Hurting You🥚
T00076 | Merkin 🥚SALE!
T00077 | OBAMALBUM🥚
T00078 | Superamerica and Other S̶o̶n̶g̶s̶ Boats🥚
T00079 | Cam🥚
T00080 | Toga Burn (Texan Themes)🥚
T00081 | Panda Man Rising🥚
T00082 | Leap Day Jesus🥚SALE!
T00083 | Terceira Island🥚
T00084 | Philogyny🥚SALE!
T00085 | The Depression of Reticence🥚
T00086 | Silk Elk🥚
T00087 | There's Trouble, I Swear🥚
T00088 | There's Trouble, I Swear 2🥚
T00089 | Toe Box: Silk Elk 2🥚
T00090 | Notorious Eyes🥚
T00091 | For Crying, Out Loud: Happy? None Too Many🥚
T00092 | Gallery Troubadours Begotten🥚SALE!
T00093 | Twinkling Giggles🥚
T00094 | Irsatz Frog🥚
T00095 | New Bologna Hide-Out Blues🥚SALE!
T00096 | Shiny Cancer🥚
T00097 | Solar Flexing🥚
T00098 | The Pater🥚
T00099 | Carpe Dupem🥚
T00100 | I Don't Have Anything Left to Give🥚SALE!
T00101 | Ambient Domesticat🥚
T00102 | Concrete Penis🥚
T00103 | Diabolic Urethra Snatchers (Two)🥚
T00104 | Puns & Then Some Other Songs That Are Not Puns But Still Fun🥚
T00105 | Keepers🥚
T00106 | The Age of Lomos🥚 SALE!
T00107 | Flake State🥚
T00108 | Kiff Zipple's Blues🥚
T00109 | True Fun🥚
T00110 | You Know Why the Water Hurts You?🥚
T00111 | Liver Forgiver🥚
T00112 | Laps Around Your Mind🥚
T00113 | Sleep Eater Egg Face🥚
T00114 | Nine-Liners🥚 SALE!
T00115 | Bucket of Love🥚
T00116 | Cut Them Off!🥚
T00117 | Digital Dog🥚
T00118 | Gorb Rom🥚
T00119 | Xptrvdhdhfjfj🥚
T00120 | Vivid Civix Sekt🥚
T00121 | Bold & Empty🥚
T00122 | Ifuminao🥚
T00123 | I Don't Fucking Care🥚
T00124 | Local Motion🥚
T00125 | Classic Plastics🥚
T00126 | P🥚
T00127 | GOG🥚 SALE!
T00128 | The Transitionary🥚
T00129 | url.jpeg🥚
T00130 | The K-Martian🥚
T00131 | True Artist🥚
T00132 | Tmuk🥚
T00133 | Too Good🥚
T00134 | The Spit Bible🥚
T00135 | Words for Red🥚
T00136 | Recent Eccentrics of Notable Seed Are in Love with the Night But It's Not What They Need🥚
T00137 | Region and Language🥚
T00138 | Stylization B4 Punctuation🥚
T00139 | LANDING🥚 SALE!
T00140 | Time and Time Again🥚
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after 6 (technically 7) thankless releases, the "water music" series or whatever this is/was definitely IS over donzo finsihed complete good riddance!