Anti-Distortion Group Zero is one of the largest sub-collectives in the Pizza Puppies Collective. With 50 members at any give time representing each and every state in our beautiful union, #ADG0 is sure to knock your socks off from every angle.
With this, their initial release here at My America, we present a special offer: a member of Anti-Distortion Group Zero will take your selfie image (PNG or JPEG––please email it to us) and make it super-goth looking in Photoshop (see example of their handywork on the left). They will then print it out (glossy? yup) and mail it to your house. Hopefully your mailman won't slip on the ice and die when he/she is trying to deliver it! Just $19.99 + Free shipping.
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