The mythology of the Bologna Homies is well known. Some say they actually pre-date the Pizza Puppies collective. That they are lumped in with the latter, here in present day You Go Slow Via (their home country, make-believe-type place) is a real thorn in their side). Let's meet them:
GWINK !OLDEST LIVING MEMBER OF THE BOLOGNA HOMIES. LIKES SHADOW PUPPETS AND EATING COLD PASTA DISHES.
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SNELKY !
MIDDLE CHILD. SPENT 12 YEARS IN THE YOU GO SO VIA PARLIAMENT WHERE HE OVERSAW SEVERAL WALRUS RIGHTS ISSUES.
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WOB !
BABY OF THE BUNCH AND TOTAL ODDBALL. ONCE WORE ONLY PLAID FOR FOUR STRAIGHT DECADES.
