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TRACKLIST
1. (But At Least) The Glass Didn't Shatter
2. Death of My Didgeridoo Instructor (Pushed Beyond the Edge)
3. The Optimist is Drowning in Lies
4. Poison Times
5. Reject City
6. Blackeye
7. Soul Coup and Subsequent Blockade
8. Spillage, Part I: Milk, Beans and the Ball (An Introduction)
9. Bad Shape
10. Another Name for Redemption
11. The 80-Percenters
12. Lechery
13. The Black Sun Tilts
14. Enormously Boring
15. Human Humanity Breakdown
16. Tabulate the Silence
17. Spillage, Part II: Don't Cry
18. Spillage, Part III: You No Want No Beans?
19. Spillage, Part IV: Dropping the Ball
20. We Who Have Substance (Might Drown Most Quickly)
21. Desperation Palace
22. Never Do
23. Why the Glass?

NOTES / OTHER DETAILS
Proposed length: ~75min
Fake genre: pop-experimental
Approval rating: 2.7
$: 49.99

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Other notes: This theoretical album sounds like it mixes up straight ahead late 90s pop rock with noise and obtuse experiments and spoken word bad poetry shit lyrics and such. Maybe? It might sound nothing like that. That seems like it won't be any fun to make actually. Egads. Become the sole benefactor and executive producer for life of this record by clicking here.