𝒲𝑒𝓁𝒸𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝓂𝓎 𝓌𝑒𝒷𝓈𝒾𝓉𝑒! 𝒲𝑜𝓌 𝓁𝑜𝑜𝓀 𝒶𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓉𝑒𝓍𝓉 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓌𝒶𝓎 𝑜𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓉𝑜𝓅 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓅𝒶𝑔𝑒, 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉'𝓈 𝒾𝓉 𝒹𝑜𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒? 𝐼 𝒷𝑒𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉'𝓈 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓎𝑜𝓊'𝓇𝑒 𝓌𝑜𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔. 𝐼𝒻 𝓎𝑜𝓊'𝓇𝑒 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝓌𝑜𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓃 𝓂𝒶𝓎𝒷𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊'𝓇𝑒 𝓌𝑜𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝑔𝑜𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝑜 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓁𝓊𝓃𝒸𝒽; 𝐼 𝑜𝒻𝓉𝑒𝓃 𝓌𝑜𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓇 𝒶𝒷𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉. 𝒜𝓃𝓎𝒽𝑜𝓌, 𝒾𝒻 𝓎𝑜𝓊'𝓇𝑒 𝓈𝓉𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝒹𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓉𝑒𝓍𝓉 𝓈𝒸𝓇𝑜𝓁𝓁, 𝓁𝑒𝓉 𝓂𝑒 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝓈𝒶𝓎 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝒾𝓉'𝓈 𝒶 𝓅𝓁𝑒𝒶𝓈𝓊𝓇𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒸𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓋𝒾𝓈𝒾𝓉 𝓂𝓎 𝓌𝑒𝒷𝓅𝒶𝑔𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝐼 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎 𝒽𝑜𝓅𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒻𝑜𝓁𝓁𝑜𝓌 𝒶𝓁𝑜𝓃𝑔 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓂𝒶𝓎𝒷𝑒 𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓃 𝒷𝑜𝑜𝓀𝓂𝒶𝓇𝓀 𝒾𝓉 𝓈𝑜 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒸𝒶𝓃 𝓋𝒾𝓈𝒾𝓉 𝒾𝓉 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝑒𝒶𝓈𝑒 𝒾𝓃𝓈𝒾𝒹𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓌𝑒𝒷 𝒷𝓇𝑜𝓌𝓈𝑒𝓇 𝑜𝒻 𝒸𝒽𝑜𝒾𝒸𝑒. 𝐼 𝒶𝓂 𝒶𝓁𝓈𝑜 𝒻𝒶𝒾𝓇𝓁𝓎 𝒶𝒸𝓉𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝑜𝓃 𝒶 𝒽𝑜𝓈𝓉 𝑜𝒻 𝓈𝑜𝒸𝒾𝒶𝓁 𝓂𝑒𝒹𝒾𝒶 𝓅𝓁𝒶𝓉𝒻𝑜𝓇𝓂𝓈 𝓈𝑜 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒸𝒶𝓃 𝒻𝒾𝓃𝒹 𝓂𝑒 𝑜𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒, 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒, 𝒻𝑜𝓁𝓁𝑜𝓌, 𝓈𝓊𝒷𝓈𝒸𝓇𝒾𝒷𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝑔𝑒𝓃𝑒𝓇𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝒶 𝓁𝑜𝓉 𝑜𝒻 𝒻𝓊𝓃 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝒹𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒶𝓃𝒹, 𝒾𝒻 𝒾𝓉 𝓈𝓉𝓇𝒾𝓀𝑒𝓈 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝒻𝒶𝓃𝒸𝓎, *𝓈𝒽𝒶𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔* (𝓌𝒾𝓃𝓀-𝓌𝒾𝓃𝓀) 𝓂𝓎 𝓅𝑜𝓈𝓉𝓈. 𝒪𝒽, 𝒶𝓁𝓈𝑜, 𝐼 𝒻𝑜𝓇𝑔𝑜𝓉 𝓉𝑜 𝓂𝑒𝓃𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓂𝓎 𝓃𝒶𝓂𝑒'𝓈 𝒥𝑒𝒻𝒻 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝐼 𝓁𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝒾𝓃 𝒫𝒽𝒾𝓁𝒶𝒹𝑒𝓁𝓅𝒽𝒾𝒶 𝓃𝑜𝓌. 𝑀𝒶𝓎𝒷𝑒 𝐼'𝓁𝓁 𝓁𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝒾𝓃 𝒶 𝒹𝒾𝒻𝒻𝑒𝓇𝑒𝓃𝓉 𝓅𝒶𝓇𝓉 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓌𝑜𝓇𝓁𝒹 𝒾𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒻𝓊𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒, 𝒷𝓊𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉'𝓈 𝓌𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝐼 𝓁𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓃𝑜𝓌. 𝒪𝒦, 𝐼 𝒻𝑒𝑒𝓁 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝐼'𝓋𝑒 𝓉𝒶𝓀𝑒𝓃 𝓊𝓅 𝑒𝓃𝑜𝓊𝑔𝒽 𝑜𝒻 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓉𝒾𝓂𝑒 𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝑜𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓂𝒶𝓇𝓆𝓊𝑒𝑒𝑒... 𝒮𝑜 𝑔𝑒𝓉 𝓉𝑜 𝒸𝓁𝒾𝒸𝓀𝒾𝓃' 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓈𝒸𝓇𝑜𝓁𝓁𝒾𝓃'! 𝒞𝓁𝒾𝒸𝓀𝒾𝓃'... 𝒮𝒸𝓇𝑜𝓁𝓁𝒾𝓃'...𝒶𝒽, 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒷𝑒𝓈𝓉 𝓈𝓉𝓊𝒻𝒻 𝑜𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓉𝒽 𝒾𝓂𝑜. 𝒜 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝒹 𝓅𝓁𝒶𝒸𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓇𝓉 𝓂𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉 𝒷𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒹𝓇𝑜𝓅-𝒹𝑜𝓌𝓃 𝓂𝑒𝓃𝓊 𝒹𝒾𝓇𝑒𝒸𝓉𝓁𝓎 𝒷𝑒𝓁𝑜𝓌, 𝓌𝒽𝒾𝒸𝒽 𝒾𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓂𝑜𝓈𝓉 𝒸𝑜𝓂𝓅𝓇𝑒𝒽𝑒𝓃𝓈𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓉 𝑜𝒻 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒹𝓊𝓂𝒷 𝓅𝓇𝑜𝒿𝑒𝒸𝓉𝓈 𝐼'𝓋𝑒 𝓂𝒶𝒹𝑒 𝒾𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒶𝓇𝓉𝓈. 𝐻𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝒶 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝒹 𝒹𝒶𝓎. 𝒢𝑜𝒷 𝒷𝓁𝑒𝓈𝓈. 💨🤢
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Ep. 291. Vacation in 24 hours.

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I think this might be the best photo I've ever taken.

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if i take pictures of you, stranger, then you are now a part of my life and we are collectively one and it isn’t a meaningless slight because you are strange: oh, please be aware of this . . .
Hey folks look it's Bob and Bri, another bad album that doesn't exist.

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S T A P L E
M Y • F A C E
T O • A N
A R A B I A N
C R O W • H O U N D
A "major leagues" sized shout-outs to my wonderful trio of strong-ass and beautiful sons: Yuppo, Stucco and Klim!







Continuing with "my series" called FIVE YEARS AGO TODAY, five years ago today, I was doing a fantasy football mock draft when one of the participants trolled for phone sex in the chat area. 732 was basically the area code for where I was living at the time which made this even more creepy.

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am closing in on 17,000 photos in my Flickr account and some of them, sources say, may even be beautiful
My Twitter avatar means post office in Japanese? Maybe.



Ep. 290. Emergency pod folks! Why the orange man at planet fitness needs to gtfo out of my life. Email your thoughts jeffkkast at gmail. Thanks.
Angelhare, the Saintly Bunny

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Ep. 289. The GIN episode.

Say it with me...

I AM!
... ELEPHANT WINTER!

Believe the hype. Folks are saying this will be "worth the wait" #2029

GoDaddy doesn't understand this shit at all.
I walked into a Target yesterday, ostensibly to purchase two pairs of shorts (one for working out/running, etc. and a nicer pair to 'wear around places and such') but I was so struck by [corporate malaise??] that I turned around, no more than twenty feet inside the building, peed in the bathroom and left. I am going to go to the thrift store in my 'hood later today.
†he ECLIPSE-JUICE™ is my power now.
I don'† need food.

-MGMT
maybe there is nothing inherently wrong with being supremely aggressive/confident (alpha) and good at Jeopardy! (the game show) .... maybe you can fuck right off if you think otherwise, ya bitch
the only thing i've had to eat since ECLIPSAGETTIN' is a red&white-striped peppermint candy (#EclipseDietFTW)

π - 𝔾𝕃𝕐ℙℍ𝕆𝕊𝕋∂𝕋𝔼 - π

The eclipse was so underwhelming, one could argue, that the cosmic force one was anticipating––that of the total and complete life-changing variety––not only didn't come, but was so absent that its blank energy worked, symbolically, in a much stronger, more fervent way, and life did change, completely, after all.

August 21, 2017 at 03:21PM

Solar eclipse is happening now I guess. So they say.
It's kind of funny—
(not funny)-funny—
to think about
how many people
are going to legit
do serious damage
to their eyes
looking at the
eclipse today.

' ' Oh hell yea ' '

杰夫

ur now looking @

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this is it. saved u some real 💵 .on them dumb glasses
This is actually a very cool idea. I've often thought about [something 'like' this, in the most abstract of terms]. When I walk by litter, I'm not disgusted. There is a story behind every piece of detritus on the street. You couldn't walk fifty feet in my hood without spending half your day tracking the litter via an app like this, and I'm not sure how they intend to 'fix' litter. (Their website descripti is vague af as well:
Geotags provide insight into problem areas, while keywords identify the most commonly found brands and products. This data will be used to work with companies and organizations to find more sustainable solutions.
...lol what? Yes call CHEETOS® and yell at them because their customers are throwing bags in the street.) But as an art project it is A++. Maybe we shouldn't try to fix this, but rather accept it for all its newage beauty. People used to plant seeds, now they throw Wendy's bag out of their car windows. Different strokes.

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slow burn

I haven't ran outside in weeks I think, and I just got back from a 3-mile run. My body isn't reacting properly! By that I mean: I'm not sweating like I should be sweating. I think my pores are clogged or something. It feels like the sweat is straining to come out. It feels funky.
Very happy to announce that I stopped looked at tweets (it's been almost two hours sober!) b/c my life is much better now
SO THIS IS SOMETHING IM DOING NOW GOB HELP ME

Had an idea for content as I woke up this morning... was going to feature part of a movie and share it on Twitter, chopped & screwed style (?). Maybe? I can't even remember what it was though. Always write down your ideas, people. That is the lesson here. I keep this Twitter account mostly as a public notepad of sorts. Someone in Mumbai looked at this website at 3:38 AM my time; I dunno what time it was over there.

Ep. 288. Oh wow another edition of my incredibly popular podcast. This one gets REAL folks.

P R E / AMBLE

Pre/amble*
The Knife in My Back is Beautiful
Badger Brain
Growing Bored, Can't Conform
I Would Like to Think You Weren't Laughing When You Did That Thing
Yip Harburg Died Three Months Before I Was Born
Putting 5 Uncrackable Pistachios in My Pocket
The Swan… a Kook
The Eagle Has Landed Cock-Blocked 🇺🇸 from Reaching Its True Potential
The Dove
Faulty Mechanisms Working in Reverse
Preamble (Coda for a Code)
 = The 🐦 Trilogy | *coming soon | preview art here

I can't with all this nazi white supremacist shit

Like i literally kant. My name is Zlot all of a sudden and my eyes kant do reading. Its just random wiki in the wiki app for me or give me death

I'd like to talk about two things I saw on Monday, August 7th, 2017 (earlier this week). On the left (A), I wondered why they put the sticker on this car sideways. On the right, (B) this fella in the grocery store had a shirt that said "Paris" and it had a picture of the E-Tower on it (sorry the photo is blurry). That's all I wanted to talk about now.

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We need to talk about how Tony Soprano invented the dab

He did. In 2002. Right after he killed Ralphie in S04E09, "Whoever Did This."

I am most imporatn (me)

NO 🐕 IN ⚰️

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Imma goun fixx thiz thinngh

i CAN ONLY EAT WHEN THE iPHONE TELLS ME TO

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I think this is the most beautiful error message ever generated


If you glance at this piece of bread in your periphery, doesn't it look like some kind of forrest scene or am I going nuts?

M O O D:

August 3 Baby!

a day that will live in famine, see 👀?!

I think there is a future here


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