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Thursday, September 27, 2018

Wednesday, September 26, 2018

๐Ÿ†๐•™๐• ๐•จ ๐•ž๐•ช ๐•ž๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•• ๐•จ๐• ๐•ฃ๐•œ๐•ค๐Ÿ†


a/k/a how the sausage gets made

On the left is something I scrawled into the Notes on my phone in the middle of the night: a rough idea for a 'production company logo' (LoL what), and on the right: the logo came to life. First of all, let me address that this name is beyond horrible/nonsensical. Heightened Expectainment?! Jesus. Secondly, it's not such a great logo. I mean the "h.e" like that doesn't look bad, but it doesn't look super original/great either. I get it. The point is this: it's a thing, and I did it. I follow through. Don't doubt me. Because now h.e. owns MyAmerica Inc. and their coming for my job (?). It's unclear, just... forget what you saw here today.

On the Alphabetization of Emojis

The image above is a list of BLOG TAGZ utilized on this page, for example: the extremely random and 100% meaningless "๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ’ช(z-strong)," which I suppose means "Tired but strong" (maybe?) but I can't even give myself that much credit. What I really want to talk about herein is how the fuck my computer (read: Google, who owns the platform I'm using to make this site) decides to order the emojis I've been using as BLOG TAGZ¡?! It's truly a mystery. I see the order like this:

☢️, Biohazard
⚽, Soccer
⚾, Baseball
❇️, Green star thing
๐ŸŽฏ, Bullseye
๐Ÿ€, Basketball
๐Ÿˆ, Football
๐Ÿ‘ž, Shoe
๐Ÿ‘ถ, Baby
๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ’ช(z-strong), Sleep (Z's)
๐Ÿ’ฆ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ’ฆ, Water / Music
๐Ÿ”ด, Red dot
๐Ÿ”ต, Blue dot
๐Ÿš‡, Train or trolley thing

See, it doesn't make a lick of sense? If only I cared even a little bit, just the tiniest bit, to find out. I don't Carry on, and sorry for wasting your time...

PS. I really only started to re-use BLOG TAGZ fairly recently, and I'm not entirely sure why. I think it has something to do with my willingness to let go, ie not needing everything to be 'perfect' and tidy/clean. (Given the state of things around these parts, I'm sure you're wondering, "Whaaa when were you ever like that?" But honestly that's one of the Top 3 reasons why things have gotten so damn derelict etc. up in hurrrrr....)


UpityDate2020style:: i know longer use BLOG TAGZ save for the standard '๐Ÿ…ถ๐Ÿ…พ๐Ÿ…พ๐Ÿ…ณ ๐Ÿ…ฐ๐Ÿ†‚๐Ÿ†‚ ๐Ÿ…ฟ๐Ÿ…พ๐Ÿ†‚๐Ÿ†ƒ๐Ÿ†‚' one & a few random oddsNends. but I left ๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ’ช(z-strong) for this 1 post b/c I think that is a very good 1 ok bybye

86,399 Seconds ☠️


https://flic.kr/p/MH2K4e

Umm, wow, thank you, I do love airport photography

The Al Go Rhythm Works Folks.

⚘๐ŸŒผ ๐ŸŒป ๐ŸŒบ ๐ŸŒน ๐ŸŒธ ๐ŸŒท ๐Ÿ’⚘


๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘ฃ ๅƒสณแ—Ⓜ ∂ๅ‚๐•ฃแ›•เธ ⓔ๐•Š๏ฝ“ ๐”ผ๐“‚๐„ั๐“–ⓔ๏ฝ“ ๐“Ⓗ๐„ ๏ผฅ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„๏ผฎ๐•†ลฃั” ๐ญ๐”ฌ ๐’‡๐จแ—แต— ไธ…๐“—๐•– ฮฒⒾ๏ผฌหก โ„ฑฯƒ๐‘ ๐’ถโ„“๐“ ⓕฯŒโ„gแป–Ⓣั‚๐‘’๏ผฎ ลฆล˜แปฎ๐“œⓟั”๐•‹๐“ข ๏ผขล˜เน€ฤฃะฝ๐“ฝ, ๐“ซlⓐลŸ๏ผดแถคฮทู‚ ๐•‹ๅ„๐‘’ ๐•๐’ถ๐“ผไธ… Ⓑ๐•’s๏ผด๐’พแต’ๅ‡ , ฮฌ๐ง ฤฎ๐งⓐแ‘Œแตˆเน€Ⓑ๐‹๏ผฅ ๏ผดฯƒ๐”ซ€ ๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ 


ฯ€ = TV = โ„‚ ๐”ผ โ„ ๐•‹ ๐”ธ ๐•€ โ„• ๐”ป ๐”ผ ๐”ธ ๐•‹ โ„

Check out the ๐Ÿคณ exclusively on ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ Facebook vk.com/riteaid

'ไธ‚๏ฝฒ๏พ‘ๅฐบ√๏พ‰ๅˆ€ใƒ  4 ไธ‚ใฎ ๏พถใฒแ„ƒใ‚“'


feb.2027

imma

 


aint notta thing tho

๐Ÿ…‚๐Ÿ„พ๐Ÿ…„๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ„ฒ๐Ÿ„ด๐Ÿ…‚ ๐Ÿ…‚๐Ÿ„ฐ๐Ÿ…ˆ:


๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
please behold my new double album
Something Sometimes Violent
(L) Vol. I: How You Feel; (R) Vol. II: Hou You Are

thx

The Weeping Fencers

Holy shit, I'm 2/2 creating killer band names today! N o i c e

while supplies last, check out the first band name i created today.

FACT:

Every dead leaf in my house looks like a mutant mouse fetus. 

The Squarels

here me out...

new band name alert: The Squarels, like Squirrels + Square ? ALSO, phonetically it sounds like how George says "squirrel" on Seinfeld.


๐•ฝ๐–š๐–“๐–“๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ ๐–”๐–“

get it??

๐ŸŒ€RANGE

not the sun
Don't get used it, she said. The morning came and in the morning he forgot to take note of the thing he thought about before the morning came. She wasn't the sun. But the projection of a glowing orange cyclone. And she talked in code. The code was just whispers. The answer was in that it was too quiet to hear.

Tuesday, September 25, 2018

check out this wacky OBAMA bumper sticker these hippies slapped on their car

Obama2020!! I think he should change his name to Barry O'Bama and pretend he's just a dumb Irish guy. Would win easily.

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end of the day
the dads are making
a comeback
2019–style

Monday, September 24, 2018

Wjen in rone

This ๐Ÿ˜ is designed 2️⃣ kill u

I don't know its name or who designed him. Don't ask me.

There has to be a better way…

ยบรธยบรธยบรธยบ_ยบรธยบรธยบรธยบ_ยบรธยบรธยบรธยบ_ยบรธยบรธยบรธยบ_ยบรธยบรธยบรธยบ_ยบรธยบรธยบรธยบ_ยบรธยบรธยบรธยบ_ยบรธยบรธยบรธยบ_ยบรธยบรธยบรธยบ

๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ‘น ั•ฯŒⓡั๐˜, ลœแ— ๐“ผ๐จล˜Ⓡⓨ ✋๐Ÿฏ

Time 2 copy/paste the URL to 500+ random youtube videos by doing searches for "IMG_XXXX" over and over agin... agin ... agin

๐Ÿฃ3

September 24, 2018 at 12:03PM

9/11 was 13 days ago

๐Ÿ‘ค: ˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚˚

inspired by and starring emojis randomly generated ∞

check-out the✌๐Ÿค ๐“ท๐„ฯŽ แต’ฦ’า“๐ขฯ‚ั” ∂๐”ฌ๏ฝ‡☞


Check out this new office pup, Missy, a real good dog.

ON MONDAYS

artist's rendition; not actual 50%-off sushi
i usually like to walk to get sushi from the grocery store near the office I work at. it's a good walk, a little less than a mile maybe. the Shop Rite on 206 in Montgomery, NJ. they have old 50%-off sushi on sale in the fridge by the front registers. it's usually pretty good, but last week it didn't taste quite right. i didn't get sick or anything; it just wasn't as yummy. i hope it's better today.

s o m e t i m e s

a meta-morph-or-us ˚ is just a meta-morph-or-us

Thursday, September 20, 2018

Monday, September 17, 2018

๐’ฉ∆๐’ฎ∆๐น∆๐ต *

sometimes my ๐Ÿง  is just so lit (F i r e) bae | NoT SafE FoR BirtH

My life's work

Hell yum

๐Ÿ’ฆ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ’ฆ Vol. II • Salamisongs

©in respect to Bessie's bottom I don't think we can take this land we must leave this year for someone else to cultivate and we should probably scrambled because it's means a lot to me juicy able to give this © Patchwork salami John work © you better be smell that smell like s*** you got to wash in baby Fairview smells like s*** you got to wash you got to wash and maybe I don't know I'm not an expert on Furby hide you go to thank you better try something new © Road incident Injustice don't care song © shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp shrimp ©alright here we go go go howl Ryan here we go it's time to be this time to be the best that you can leave ©yo yo look into my eyes my eyes and like it's got the look to your demands are not another going to lie cuz I just want to be honest I just want to be with you I just want to get something really really nice to you © Frank the Tank robbing the spank bank © lunacy Revival like a some kind of but I don't believe in it © this is a parody song same as song it's called it goes like this hey little broccoli for me cuz it's what I like to eat when I am home © in the crest of the CM in the crest of the scene and the crest of the scene I seem to be in the crest of the scene in the crest of the Sea Crest of the CMI seem to please © a crushing levels of Sanity sanity ©cocaine Selanne ...


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Saturday, September 15, 2018

A good name for a Yelp-style website for terrorist organizations would "Osama been Laudin'" …in my opinion.