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Monday, March 28, 2016

The internal debate, the food monologue (soliloquy?) rages on...

Your best bet, in life, is to always eschew the a' pizza pie, and––instead––walk around the grocery mart with a large stalk of celery. This way you are burning calories while eating an, essentially, zero-calorie food product. Plus, the added benefit of not having to pay for it because you've successfully munched that sucka before leaving the premises, is a bonus in and of itself. Thief life = Celery Life™.